Kumail was a shit actor but maybe he'll make it as a comedian
>modern stand up comedy is just minorities and gay people complaining
>>216969977>got jacked>put him in a gay costume that hides his muscles
What's with the phone? He can't remember his bits?
>>216969998it’s a kike captured industry
I always liked this guy in Portlandia. He was always good on the show. Thanks for asking.
he makes a good point, wtf is that about. especially since im pretty sure apparently africa has the greatest genetic diversity
>>216970229>since im pretty sure apparentlySo not so sure at all
damn i love being white
>>216969977God be racist yo
>>216970008>Jacked> Big head small bodyJacked is taking up an entire door frame when you walk through it, this guy just considers himself jacked by comparison to his old self. Moral of the story? Roids are for going the extra mile, not helping you with the first one.
>>216969977It's sexual selection, white people have standards and need to be enticed with something unique, like blonde hair. Browns will fuck literally anything.
I don't see how this isn't funny. I get how it isn't funny if you are a walking algorithm that says "me hate kumail -> kumail say thing -> therefore thing not funny."It's accurate. He got in shape and got roasted for it. He does have a right to feel that way about his film bombing. He didn't try to make excuses for the film or insist that it was good. Everything he said is clearly correct. He said it with comedic timing and articulation. It's just funny. How is this not funny? Someone explain it to me.
>>216969977Is this a TED talk?
i dont think there is anything funnier than guys like him mulaney chris rock getting bogged with surgeries roids and fake jaws, it adds another layer to the comedy and how ridiculous they look and truly are yet for people who like to dabble into talk about stereotypes, and be meta, they are completely unaware of it and how grotesque their whole stage appearance is
>>216970670forgot someone?
>>216970008Pretty sure he was never asked to get jacked lmao
>>216970548wrong webm chud
>>216970711joe piscopo and carrot top are the only comedians who are allowed to take roids because they never busted our balls about how people mock them, they took it like men
>>216970498kek
>>216970711lmao. but when he got confronted he would shrug and say ''i got really into it. i enjoy it'' or some shit. it's an honest hobby for him
>>216969998and women talking about their abortions
>>216970711carrot top was a punching bag for like 20 years and it turns out he was actually funny and based the whole time
is he still in the closet? why doesn't he just come out
>10 years ago it was the parks and rec guy being rammed down our neckHow long before he's exposed as a creep.
He's an ugly annoying faggot that ruins every show he's in.
>>216972039Carrot top was treated as a punching bag by other comedians and actors who were insanely jealous that he got a Las Vegas residency while they had to survive on tours and failed sitcom pilots.
>>216972124he is just waiting for his parents to die in order to finally come out as gay
>>216969977Gene editing will fix this for browns. Kinoplex Robert has even dedicated his life to this research
>>216970035It's so he can turn to the side and flex to show his new arms off. He is fishing for fan coochie
>>216969977>White people are the main character of mankindWhat? If that were true they'd be responsible for all scientific progress, art, literature, architecture, and non-Whites would be leaving their homes in droves to live near them!
>>216970366That's racist
>>216972124his episode of Murderville is by far the worst one. he's so cringey without a script.
>>216969977Man this guy really hates himself, huh?
>>216969977All brown people's resentment just comes from jealousy towards whites. They hate us because they ain't us.
>>216973689Honestly I can't wait for this.
just another seething jeet
>>216969998This. It ain’t Christian.
Did the guy have jaw implants or something?
>>216974526Holy shit. That is a bitter man.
>>216974535Are there any good Christian comedians? Clean humor is hard mode so he'd be a badass if he could make it work.
So he's Josh Luna now? That's fucking depressing. Can we go back to minorities being cheery and fun and un-self-conscious?
>>216974526>hulu on disney+
>>216970008ruins it by doing the pixar face in every single shot
>>216969977>>216974526is this supposed to be funny?
>>216975189standup is now a ted talk/therapy session
>>216969977Instead of man hit in the balls type comedy, he could do man hit by trainThose always make me laugh
pajeet ass lookin sir
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>>216969977Why are brown people always so jealous of Whites? That kind of envy is a cancer that eats them alive.>REEEEEE my eyes and hair are poop-colored! I hate you!!!!Sorry your genes/culture (or lack thereof) sucks. Better luck next life. It's not Whitey's fault though.
>>216975219You can thank joe rogan for that btw
>>216975290no im pretty sure the likes of >>216975256are more responsible. joe's just a shitty comedian but he still tries to be conventionally funny
>>216970008>GILFOYALLLL STOP STEALING MY CURRY FROM THE BREAKROOM FRIDGE JUST TO THROW IT AWAY!
>>216975322joe was the driving force behind the stand-up meme for the past decade. He absolutely holds responsibility for the state of comedic hackery right now
>>216969977this guy is so fucking weird looking and i hate his stupid singsong jeet voice
