https://half-life.fandom.com/wiki/Gordon_Freeman
>saves humanity (and all vortigaunts)>refuses to elaborate
Morgan Freeman
>>216970041>>216970053Alyx Vance was only 3 when freeman beat Nihilanth (at age 27)Now she’s 23 and Gordon was in a 20 year long stasis, and thus he is actually 47 years old. Yet the incels of the fandom keep shipping these two as a couple, despite the fact that Freeman is literally *24 years* OLDER than herLike wtf man. That’s is NOT ok
>>216970041pedro pascal of course
>>216970041Ryan Gosling
Idris Elba >>216970201Age gaps are based
>>216970041Bryan Cranston digitally de-aged.
Cast him(?)
>>216970312didn’t he bog himself? otherwise it could have worked
>>216970472Not that I know of, but he has experience being a quiet protagonist type and normies eat him up
>>216970041Easy
>>216970201Thanks for reminding me>cast her
>>216970041Resistance mogs this series and at least has a (dogshit) ending
>>216970041Half Life 2 and everything after it is absolute fucking dogshit, game is not fun at all, completely ignores the show not tell principles found in 1, it's a high school lit class script of "not-1984 with floating brain worms" that'd get a C- in any classroom in America it was handed in for, alyx is a retarded character, I'm a VR nerd and Alyx the game was fucking reductive dogshit. I'm sick of people praising this franchise while considering everything but 1, the only good thing that's ever came out of the regrettable half life universe
>>216971434>t thinks the Black Mesa rehaul is high artI liked BM too btw
>>216971434G-Mod is great
>>216971506G mod is cool but that's not valve
>>216970061https://youtu.be/UdSKWKZFdrU?t=278
He's perfect as he's also a huge nerd and gamer
>>216970201>she was only 23 years old!!!
>>216972532Holy shitBased
Alyx
>>216972702Always thought Alyx looks a bit like Zoe Kravitz, but Zoe would never be able to play a warm character like Alyx.
>>216970926kek
>>216972532Solid choice
>>216971434The problem with 2 is the cutscenes. On first playthrough at the time off release, the in-game cutscenes were a marvel of technology, but now that you already have experienced them it's just wasting your time. If they patched the game and added a skip cutscene button the game would be almost as kino as 1. It's part of what makes 2 such a fun game to speed run, because you get to skip all of the standing around and you get to just keep moving through the environment.Anyway my pick for Gordon is Malcolm-era Bryan Cranston. I think he could pull off the stoic acting and I feel he looks the part decently. Second choice is just make the film/series entirely POV like Hardcore Henry and then only show Gordon in mirror shots or something, if it at all.
>>216971434Half Life 2 was great because it was a glorified tech demo with amazing physics, scripting and skybox effects. None of that stuff aged well because it ended up being in every major game since then. That's why game seems like "nothing special" now
>>2169729402 definitely was a tech marvel at release, I don't dispute that or mean to diminish it but the gameplay is fucking ass. The zombie sections are so boring. The enemy ai is way fucking worse than 1, the guns are awful and floaty so the game expects you to use the physics gun which wears thin very quickly
>>216972702>>216972777>not an AI enhanced Halle Berry that de-ages her by 35 yearsWe live in a society
>>216973059Is she considered still black?This is just a white woman with dark skin at this point.
>>216973856Anyone not pure white is a fucking nigger in my book
>>216974052Then 100% of people are fucking niggers because nobody is 100% anything.
>>216974216Lmao cry harder you little bitch, me, my wife and my 3 kids are white as snow, pure, angelic. You nigger rodent, because you're tainted you assume everyone is? What a pathetic fucking queer you are
Idris Elba
>>216970041hopefully a literal who because all of the zoomer actors are shit
>>216974265Sure Rajneesh. You didnt say 'my wife, my 3 kids and me', you put yourself in front so you are not white for sure. You are just another brownish retard trying to pass for aryan.
>>216973856Neither is alyx tho?
>>216970041>"Gordon! For God's sake please fuck my young, hot, fully-modeled, blaisian daughter!"
>>216970041Jim from the Expanse
>>216974995He did actually say something like this, to the casual lurker reading that post, it just wasn’t that blatantHe basically made an off hand comment about wanting grandkids because a mass sterilization force field which makes use of aerosol chemicals and weird invisible laser frequencies that terminate embryos in the womb that the alien overlords imposed on the city got deactivated and stop turning the frogs gay
>>216974995>Gordon, fuck my daughter!>...>Is this a yes or no?>Magnusson overhears and breaks the fourth wall when asking if Gordon's dick is a properly modeled physics object.
>>216974265>Lmao cry harder you little bitch, me, my wife and my 3 kids are white as snow, pure, angelic. You nigger rodent, because you're tainted you assume everyone is? What a pathetic fucking queer you are
>>216975196Reminder that immediately after the suppression field was deactivated Dr. Kleiner blasted a broadcast to the entire city telling them to start "revitalizing the species".
Javi Bardem. I saw this on the thread about him playing max candy and he looks more like gordon freeman.
>>216976034Nothing gets bitches wetter than kleiner’s voice on blast
>>216976034>Is Dr. Kleiner telling everyone to "get busy"?
