>this was considered comically fat and out of shape
>>216970196It still is. Drop the weight, fatass.
>>216970196Go lick that garbage can right now!
>>216970196He gained a lot of weight for fmj anon
>>216970196I would lick every inch of sweat off his overweight body
>>216970355Faggot
>>216970355Too much information you freak!
>>216970355I bet you’re the kind of guy who would fuck a man in the ass and not have the courtesy to give him a reach around. So tell me are you a Peter Puffer? DO YOU SUCK DICKS?!
>>216970196Body like Fedor
>>216970196Do they want us to believe that somebody would let themselves be subjected to this?Any person in the world would just club that smug instructor in the fucking head with the m14 first.
>>216970664Yeah, if the film was accurate he would have cracked and shot the drill instructor.
>>216970196>tfw my best friend who enlisted in the army and did infantry training at ft benning later told me that their “gomer pyle” was this fat Indian (jeet) kid who constantly kept telling everyone he was going to go special forces and that he wanted to kill lots of MuslimsHe tried to an hero after tons of bullying and then got discharged Happened like 15 years ago, so that guy is out there somewhere probably still being fat and Indian
>>216970697You mean before all the abuse?
>>216970664You need to remember that Boomers are completely mindbroken goy slaves.
>>216970664the military was brutal back in the day, the whole point is dehumanization and when you sign that contract with the state you're fucked
>>216970664do you go out? or have you gone out before?this is probably the 23990 worst thing I've seen someone subject themselves to
>>216970823>Desi special forces operatorWill be needed shortly, fellow brahmin chad
>>216970823Lmao
>>216970751>he wanted to kill lots of MuslimsAdmirable, shame it didnt work out for him.
>>216971048Working out probably would’ve helped him, based on what i heardOr being able to run more than 3 strides, or not getting into a seething tard rage if you called him dark or brown lolHim and his buddies told me loads of shit about that guy.
>>216971048>brown killing brownSame shit different pile
>>216971010Best robbari sir
>>216970196this character is tragic, not comic
>>216970823Please be successful in India.
>>216972536This makes me want to shed a tear like the indian guy.
>>216970196Kek. Amerinonces keep moving the goalposts, but this is definitely still considered out of shape in my superior country.
>>216970664YeahFirst thing that would happen if you did that was every drill instructor on base would take turns beating you to a pulp. Then, they’d force you to finish the rest of bootcamp while waiting for your courtmartial. Probably beating you every other day too.Finally, once you finish boot camp, they courtmartial you and have you your 4 year enlistment in Leavenworth (if your lucky) where you spend your days getting raped and breaking big rocks into small rocks with a hammer. It wouldn’t be some epic 1v1 moment for you because you wouldn’t be fighting a person, you’d be fighting the entire branch of the military.
>>216970196For a marine? It is. The physical standards haven’t really changed much since that movie came out. You can look them up.
>>216972857He was actually Italian.
>>216973018You are just a retarded bootlicker. They would just send you to prison.
>>216970196In the 1970s there wasn’t ultra-processed calorie dense food on every shelf. No fast food on every corner. No Uber Eats bringing goyslop to your door. You had to work to be fat.
>>216970196Do you know how bland 60s food was? That's why everyone was thin.
>>216973597Honestly a fat person back then is probably healthier than an average person today, because they were much more active.
>>216973597>>216973691This
>>216970196he's just out of shape, look at those skinny arms, no wonder he could not do even one pull-up
>>216973127they really let comically undersized manlets who are less than 150cm in the navy?
>>216970664military is brainwash operation where goyims are thought to be the perfect golems for their jewish masters
>>216973520>prisonYeah, that’s what I said. That’s what Leavenworth is you retard. Once you join, the UCMJ supersedes regular law and it has all kinds of shit specifically built into it to let them fuck with you. And they would stay your courtmartial date to give them most time possible to fuck with you and if you try to resist they throw you in the brig and put you on bread and water for a few months.
>>216973875Comically undersized manlets have a good track record of being the biggest badasses.
>>216974027As opposed of regular prison? I would rather do 5 years in prison than be Pyle. And they wouldnt go that far to fuck with you because you actually show to have some balls. That fucking instructor was too abusive and had it coming.
>>216974066How short are you?
>>216974066This is true >t 5’7”I’m the biggest bad ass I know >mfw I’m laughing hard as fuck typing this shit post out
>>216973127Wtf is an 85 lb 4'8 midge going to do in the marines? That's my 9 year old...
>>216970196>this was consideredNo, it wasn't. He said he actually tried to get even fatter, but because of his metabolism and his height, it was actually very difficult for him to gain enough weight and keep it.For reference, this was Al Capone in his 30's.
>>216974225>has a 9 year old>babby isn’t enlisted yetNgmi
>>216973597>>216973691>>216973722Holy shit you zoomers are fucking stupid. Go look up when Twinkies were invented.
>>216970196Still is. He loves to praise Kubrick but I really think he ruins the movie:D
>>216974153>regular prisonOh no. It’s not “regular prison” it’s military prison because you aren’t legally discharged til your sentence is complete. Which means you are still under the UCMJ and your constitutional rights mean fuck all. If they want to feed you bread and water for a month (I think that’s what the limit is nowadays) give you one real meal for a day and then give you another month bread and water, rinse repeat, they will/can do it. You’ll be breaking rocks with a hammer for 12 hours a day for no purpose whatsoever, that or filling sandbags and then emptying them out to fill them again tomorrow. It’s bootcamp: nightmare mode for your entire sentence instead of the the few months or so.
>>216974066we don't have to hit the dirt when shells start falling
>>216974353>more than half of 27,000,000 available men deferred from the draft>during the Vietnam era, approximately 570,000 young men were classified as draft offenders,and approximately 210,000 were formally accused of draft violations>however, only 8,750 were convicted and only 3,250 were jailed>Some draft eligible men publicly burned their draft cards, but the Justice Department brought charges against only 50, of whom 40 were convicted.>the government was "almost powerless to apprehend and prosecute them"the reality is the government can't do shit if you really dont want to be forced to go to war on the other side of the world and you most definitely wont be jailed for 5 years swinging a pickaxe at rocks for 12 hours a day. don't want to go to war? grow a pair and tell the government to fuck off
>>216974225>small silhouette >joints and spine aren’t nearly effected by spine compression problems or joints/ligament problems from having to run and ruck a pack>can eat a single MRE a day when out in the field and not become an emaciated skelly after a month>can sleep comfortably with the tiny ass cots/sleeping bags/tents issued out>shorter range of motion for push ups/pull ups>>216974174I’m 6’2” and the short guys made most of the shit we had to do seem easy
>>216970664Please understand these dudes fought for israel.
>>216974534Right, if you violate the draft you aren’t under the UCMJ because you haven’t officially joined. You can tell them to fuck off for sure and be fine, but once you put you get off the bus you are now under an entirely different jurisdiction.
>>216970196The weight would have been gone by the time he blasted Hartman.
>>216974639Liar. I am 6' 4". No tall person looks up to manlets. All manlets are inferior to us, thats it.There is not explanation needed, they know they are inferior and we know we are superior. All they can do is try to cope with dumb shit and passive aggresive behaviour like bitches.
>>216974066>saars Here is the Short man With medals. That means All short Mens are Good
>>216974704>In 2006, 1st Lt. Ehren Watanda refused to deploy to Iraq because he believed the war was illegal.>His arguments fell on unsympathetic ears. In fact, Watanda was not even permitted to present his preferred defense >"[t]he order to deploy soldiers is a non-justiciable political question … an accused may not excuse his disobedience of an order to proceed to foreign duty on the ground that our presence there does not conform to his notions of legality.">Watanda was administratively discharged under other than honorable conditions for his refusal to deploy.
>>216974783Yes, and?
>>216974859>>216974859Refusing to fight and being a peaceful objector is one thing. Butt stroking a DI with a rifle because he humiliated you is another. If you want to quietly tap out, they’ll let you and put you in a limp dick unit for a few months till they can quietly process you out. You’ll get an OTH and none of the bennies probably but it’ll be like you never joined at all.
>>216974750Tell that to my 40% VA disability check because my neck, back, and knees are fucked. Very few of the dudes I knew under 5’9” had any of those problems. Don’t get me wrong, being tall is awesome, but for soldiering it’s not optimal.
>>216973018None of this happens. You just go to prison or get kicked out. Been there done that my buddy was kicked out of ocs too for spitting in an instructors face. You just get the ban hammer. Military isn’t tough and yelling retarded shit isn’t hard. It’s for morons man.
>>216974534This anon is based. You’re dying for literal fucking bullshit especially if you’re white. >>216974353You’re a cuck lol. Uhmmmm military prisons and hard and mean and uhm tough men in camo who’s wives fuck everyone when they leave and then they get out and play the welfare lottery.
The greatest jewish trickery was to destroy the meaning of masculinity now guys like these >>216974002 believe being in the army is unmanly.
>>216973018This. All y’all little bitches better salute folks that served or are serving in the armed forces.
>>216970196if they only knew how bad things would get
>>216975464Yeah because it’s 2025 and not 1965. I’m sure the old salts you had in your unit told you how different things were “back in the day” and they weren’t wrong. Second, like I said here>>216975380 butt striking a DI is a way bigger deal than spitting in their face.
>>216975549They barely got highschool diplomas man. Cmon.
>>216975429Watching the short dudes with T-rex arms knock out five million push-ups on the PT tests was frustrating
>>216975586Who cares. None of these military guys got hands anyway lol. They’d get folded like a fucking lawn chair if someone has any determination. MUH 1965!!!!! Stfu boomer boy.
>>216975380Ehren Watanda made it a point of fact that he was not a conscientious objector and that he believed the war was simply illegal and wanted no part in it which is a spit in the face of the government, statement such as this one with no precedent takes massive balls. In fact the UCMJ tried to saddle him with several different charges just for his statements about the war and not just for refusing to fight and tried to make an example of him and even then he didn't spent 7 years in prison turning big rocks into little rocks and on top of all that he wasnt some retard in boot camp but was a commissioned officer. At no point was he beaten or starved of whatever and it all ended with a discharge even as they tried to make an example out of himobviously if you slam your rifle into the DI you are in trouble but the fact is that at any point you can simply tell the army and government to fuck off and refuse to dehumanize yourself and none of the shit you said will happen
>>216970196For a marine boot camp yes. Because draftees would choose the branch with the longest training requirements to not die in a war for bullshit
>>216970890anon he was drafted
>full metal jacket thread>90% of the posts forget about Americans being drafted to fight a bullshit war
>>216970196built like a heavyweight boxer
>>216975628> obviously if you slam your rifle into the DI you are in trouble but the fact is that at any point you can simply tell the army and government to fuck off and refuse to dehumanize yourself and none of the shit you said will happenAnd I agreed with you on that fact. My point was if you try to pull Timmy tough guy shit and actually assault someone, they’re going to have all the grounds to drive your ass into the concrete.
>>216975769why would you assault your 5ft4in latina drill instructor?
>>216975769If they see you're unfit for military service, even during 'Nam, WW2, and WW1, they'd rough you up a little to ensure you weren't faking it but they'd cycle you out and send you somewhere where you can actually be useful, even if just trying to find duds Bugs Bunny style. Here's a story from my home village in Canada during WW2:>Be guy>Be drafted in '44 when Canada finally enacted the draft>Be sent to Valcatraz for basic>They quickly realize the guy's a nervous wreck that gets startled every time someone touches him or raises their voice at him, to the point of utter useleness as a soldier.>Realize he is, in fact, not faking it>Honorable discharge, with unfit for further military service as a caveatThat guy has a lake named after him in our village.
>>216975602Having my legs uncomfortably off my cot and waking up with numb feet sucked for me. Having to have the choice of either stretch my “large” sleeping bag out and freeze my ass off or curl up into the most uncomfortable fetal position was a hell of a choice too.
>>216975610lol no shit. That’s why they use guns and operate in squads and fire teams. Your gangster street shit doesn’t apply to actual warfare you clown. Your hood beefs in some ghetto with shitty 9mm Taurus’s don’t compare to mowing down brownoids like you with CAS and a mk-19.
>>216975549Everyone I know who "served" is overweight and somehow on 100% disability. Fucking scamming pieces of shit.
>>216970850modern soldiers are slaves, trying to do this with a ancient/medieval soldier and the result is you getting completely buck broken by them, modern soldiers are all sissies
>>216976386Nah nah nah. It’s part of the deal, it’s right there in the contract. It’s like a car rental agreement, if you don’t return the car in the EXACT condition it was received, you owe, no matter how slight. If you put a couple scratches in it but it’s still a fully functional car, you owe. That’s the bargain.
>>216970404greatest /tv/ thread of all time
>>216975528being a niggercattle that serves the state is indeed lack of masculity, the reason why soldiers cannot be warriors in the first place
>>216976509There's guys with missing limbs who don't get 100%.
>>216974783The Hellenistic and Roman armies are made entirely of midgets and still look what they did...
>>216976550Yeah because the VA is a bunch of jackasses and you gotta keep hounding them like any other government organization.
>start running almost every day>start losing weight and bodyfat melts off my face>girls mirin when I'm running>notice some cutie runs by me>run faster and leave her behind because autism>slow down after half a mile or so>she passes by me again: 'hey, try to keep up' while smiling>I slow down until I can think of something to say>she keeps looking back and repeating that>finally I think of something and catch up to her>IMMA SPIT SOME GAME>I stumble on my words and she doesn't listen to me anyway, she just repeats the same shit>fuck this shit, I start sprinting and never look back
>>216976531Almost no one joins for ideological reasons. The US military is filled with glorified mercenaries who want gibs and a check.
>>216970890>sign
>>216976653mercenaries? the actual number of us military that see any combat is probably less than 1-2%, most people are there just for gibs or because they'd be aimless retards otherwise
>>216970355Unfathomably based
>>216976684Yeah no shit because it’s a scam if you are a POG (80%+ of the military) You can pay an electrician or mechanic E1-E4 salary, work them with no overtime for as long as you want, send them to some shit hole for possibly years at a time, and get away with it. Oh and probably bypass all OSHA and EPA requirements.
>>216975528Sissified goyslave detected
>>216976653all soldiers are glorified state mercenaries. do you expect people to risk their lives for free? the word soldier literally comes from the name of a gold coin
>>216976782>HAHA BEING A DISGUSTING FAGGOT IS BASED!kys
>>2169701964 an 18 year old in boot camp kinda yeah
>>216976005>WW2knew a guy who graduated texas a&m in 1940 but somehow was told he didn't have to go fight because his eyesight was shit. Never confirmed if he was telling the truth or not. Story always sounded like BS.
shoot.. me
>>216970404Proof?
>>216977107Seethe
>>216970404Sorry chud, fatchads get all the pussy and bussy alike. Gymcels stay mad.
>>216970196Wtf is even the point of the marine corps? Don't regular soldiers also use boats when traveling to conflict areas?
>>216970196Stanley kubrick actually tried to make people believe it wasn't possible to get flunked out of basicPyle would have been sectioned 8 long before he killed himself. Dumb movie for anti war liberals
>>216970196I haven’t been that slim since I was a child, I’m literally as fat as that that fat guy from cumtown now, I’m not happy about it but what am I gonna do? Stop eating unhealthy foods? Fat chance! I aint got nothing to live for if I don’t have my snackies to look forward to every day!
>>216975579Imagine how much goblina and negress pusy that lurch looking motherfucker gets
>>216970196I literally have this body shape but with a shirt on i look skinny as fuck
>>216973520leavenworth is a prison numbnuts
>>216981134The movie is set during Vietnam. People were trying all kinds of wild stunts to get out of the draft and the war. You really should try to familiarize yourself with the material before making daft comments about it.
>>216976569They had a fairly respectable minimum height. Like 5'7 or 5'5. You had to be able to hold a shield up the same height as everyone else.
>>216974534>the reality is the government can't do shit if you really dont want to be forced to go to warThat was then, long before the current security surveillance state we allowed the politicians to create. Today the feds can seize your bank account, revoke your drivers license, and find you wherever you go in any urban / suburban area via all the cameras everywhere, your cell phone, license plate readers tracking your car, or facial recognition software.
>>216981084Shipborne infantry and amphibious landings are their own specialty. Normal soldiers don't just hop on boats and fuck around trying to shoot people onshore like Battlefield.
>>216982608Tits or grfo
>>216970664Most people will go along with anything as long as the entire group supports it. From his characterization, it was pretty clear that Lawrence was not very bright and never had any friends.
>>216974066In fairness America hands out medals just for turning up
>>216976487The ancient medieval soldiers who were basically cattle fodder like all men throughout human history?
>>216974750At 5' 6", I've found that men respect courage, tenacity, and ability, regardless of how tall you are. The only tall guys that have ever tried to fuck with me were doing so because they were insecure about their own abilities and had nothing going for them but their height. I got respect because I didn't put up with their bullshit and would choke them out if needed to shut their mouths.If you're going to talk shit, you better have the skill to back it up. Height and size alone isn't going to save you.
>>216970196It's more so his fitness level kid.
the drill instructer did nothing wrong, and Paula could actually do everything flawlessly he struggled with after the beating. Which means having his whole team suffer because of him wasn't as big of a motivation than getting beat up once which really kills any sympathy you might have for him. The question I have however is how did he even get there in the first place? Who would recruit a fat retard?
>>216983162>Height and size alone isn't going to save you.It's Okay little buddy. Everything will be alright.
>>216970355faggotqueergay homo fudge packer semen drinker cock case dicking moment
>>216974066Pure propaganda.
