https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZSxs3sPcto>When international supermodels begin dying in gruesome and mysterious ways, FBI Agents Cooper Madsen (Evan Peters) and Jordan Bennett (Rebecca Hall) uncover a conspiracy that threatens the future of humanity: A revolutionary new drug known as “The Beauty” that can make anyone drop-dead gorgeous – both literally and figuratively. The investigation leads them directly into the crosshairs of “The Corporation” (Ashton Kutcher), who will stop at nothing to protect his trillion-dollar empire, and “The Assassin” (Anthony Ramos), who is pursuing his own agenda. Also caught in the chaos are Jeremy (Jeremy Pope), a psychopathic incel who sees in The Beauty a fix to all his problems, and “The Bombshell” (Bella Hadid), a supermodel grappling with an addiction to The Beauty.
>instead of making something of value, I made this
the plot literally sounds retarded
>>216971583The Substance if it was retarded and overstayed its welcome.
>>216971583That's like the third or fourth The Substance rip-off and The Substance itself wasn't even particularly original conceptually, the appeal was in the fact that the film was very well directed and stylish but all of these rip-offs are just slop trying to coast off the subject matter itself without actually caring about the formal qualities.
>>216971583This sounds like a subplot for a manga seriesMaybe Franken Fran (which is very good and I highly recommend btw)
>>216971583wow that's fuckin kino
>>216971583Millie Bobby Brown looks worse every week.
>>216971633>>216971660It's based on a comic series from 2015. Though, to be fair, the Beauty is a sexually transmitted disease in the comics, not a drug.
>>216971952Well it's "based" on the series yet it fundamentally changes the concept from something different from The Substance to something very similar to The Substance. And the trailer is edited in a way to cleary reference The Substance trailers.
>>216971952Really? I read a bit of that when it came out and it seems they took only the name. Just read the comic’s synopsis>Modern society is obsessed with outward beauty. What if there was a way to guarantee you could become more and more beautiful every day? What if it was a sexually transmitted disease? In the world of The Beauty, physical perfection is attainable. The vast majority of the population has taken advantage of it, but Detectives Foster and Vaughn will soon discover it comes at a terrible price.
>>216971952Ah, so Mauvais Sang then.
>>216972406A bit. Think It Follows but most people only get the dormant variation, it's a few unlucky ones that explode. I don't know if this change further since I didn't liked and never finished the book.
>>216971583Kino might be back, /tv/bros
>>216971952the STD angle sucks, and you can tell it was written by men.I like the Substance angle better.
>>216971583>I too saw The Substance and had my own totally original idea the very next day! If the punters liked that movie, surely they’ll watch mine too.God I fucking hate this industry.
>incel character is blackDidn’t see that one coming
>>216971583women will love it
>>216972779Jesus christ women are fucked in the head
>>216971583>outsider is black gets hosed >supermodel is white?gets hosednah, I'm good bro
>>216971583This genuinely looks ass.Even the trailer looks ass.How is Ryan Murphy involved in this? AHS and the ACS always had such stylish advertisements.
>>216971583Rebecca Hall is the only good thing about this.
>>216971613>>216973163you can always spot the socially needy brown users
>>216971583Might be cool.
>>216972779Plastic surgery is a bad decision outside trying to fix severe disfigurement, minor nose jobs/straightenings, ear tucks, and some boobjobs.
>>216971583Are my ears not working or did I really hear them say "incel"? God I hate it when boomers discover internet slang, it's so fucking cringe.
>>216972779
>>216974989"Incel" has been mainstream for years, cuz.
>>216971583Something seems off. Was it shot against a green or blue screen?
>>216975721Yeah online, you're supposed to keep your gamer words there.
>>216972835i was just gunna post this lol, but in the scene after it looks like hes having sex
>>216971583>A drug makes people beautifulOh, you posted a pic of a hideous tranny though
*mogs your movie about a beauty drug coming with a dark side*
>>216972779It workd if she had brows like Bella Hadid. Also the downtime for this is crazy
>>216973163Ryan murphy is so obviously involved I didn't even have to check. The only surprising thing about this is he's involving an aged out twink (Evan Peters) and a gross black guy
>>216972779Have you heard of the high elves? HARRGH! BRROUGH! HRMF!
>>216971583Every single piece of media is made for retarded women. Holy fuck.
When did 4chan get so sensitive? Remember when it was fun?
>>216971583>Evan PetersI am so sick of this bent cunt and I wish he'd die of AIDS already.
>>216971583>Zoolander: Fuh Real
>>216971952I thought it sounded familiar. Never did finish reading it.
>>216971583i thought that was millie brown first
>>216972779FREAK!
We've already done this movie and it was crap.
>>216971583>A psycho incelFinally some representation
>>216972779what is wrong with them?
>>216972779Why is she trying to turn into a Romulan?
>“The Beauty” that can make anyone drop-dead gorgeous – both literally and figuratively.
>>216977330>Remember when it was fun?No. I came here during election night from r/pol and it is the same as it always was. No, I didn't wait to post or learn board culture.
>>216971583I can't believe Bella stuck with her natural breasts despite how surged up she is. Good call.
>>216979501Me too
>>216984117I don't think she had many surgeries, probably only a nosejob and lost a lot of weight. A lot of people change a lot with only that.
>>216984346
Finally a show for Clavicular and the lookism/looksmaxxxing communities
>>216984534
>Here's your sexless incel, bro!
