Based Duffers>>216966084
They're setting up a spinoff with magical girl Holly. That's why there is so much tentacle rape this season.
I want to kiss Vickie's big forehead
>>216972338All 12 kids are going to be magic. They're all getting the same treatment as Henry got.
Don't you ever dare say it.
>>216972360nice, they got her Digital Subscriber Lines right
Why are you people watching a show for teenage girls? Then complaining that it wasn’t aimed at you…
>>216972384Those teenage girls were like 6 when this show started airing
>>216972384Because all the gatekeepers were forced out of the board over a decade ago
>>216972374
>I'M ACTING
>>216972489
This board is so cynical, picking apart every little detail. The show is a good vibe. Just turn your brain off and enjoy the ride. In 2026, I'm going to be an enjoyer.
How come people keep saying nobody dies this season
>>216972569>tfw you mourn a car more than Holly's dad who almost certainly died when the Demogorgon threw him through two walls
>>216972569I wish they would have picked an iconic car and not this rando
>>216972569Why did the whole suddenly stop sucking things out of it?
>>216972529>Just lobotomize yourself and enjoy life!
>>216972595That car did more to save the world and Holly than Ted.
>>216972298Where was Hopper during Will's "I'm gay!" scene? Probably outside gagging.
>"And this is my ally, Fat Fuck"settle down holly
>>216972668Trying his utmost to not put a shotgun in his own mouth.
>>216972611Same reason why all the flying critters from last season are gone.
>>216972745Eddie killed them all
>>216972668Setting up at the base for the truck incursion. There's a scene with him and Joyce right before he heads into the tunnels.
>>216972410SpongeBob started airing 30 years ago it doesn’t mean it’s not for children
>>216972360Beautiful, authetntic Darryl Syler Lypnos style
>>216972812Spongebob is for millennials
>>216972489>And for this scene, imagine the most painful experience you've ever had>Noah starts imagining butt sex>Is that a boner? What the fuck? We said painful not pleasurable
>>216972848its cross generational, millennials and zoomers watched and love it
>>216972812It wasn't made for teens. Zoomers don't care about millennial 80s nostalgia wank. I'm sure a lot of them joined on the bandwagon later on, but the main audience is millennials.
I watched the entire series up to the end of s4Has this fag literally not done a single thing the entire show other than hover around L for the entire time?Literally what does he add to the storyWhat has even done?He's supposed to be the main character but literally just exists He serves no purpose Dustin, will, and even lucus all do shitThe sassy little niglet literally added more to the story Finn literally just exists and they use this basement That's itLiterally basement boy
>>216972952This constant state of arousal might not be good for me...
>>216972957>Literally what does he add to the story>What has even done?he gave holly a toy that broke two episodes later.
Is it a worse crash and burn than game of thrones?
>>216972298That is a bizarre plot part.So is the inevitable:>Hey listen up, so this is Vecna. Vecna is gay, but he is not able to acknowledge it, so he becomes a powerful incel wizard who is afraid of *entering the cave*>And this is Will. Vecna kidnaps Will, a kid, because, you know... Vecna pumps stuff with his *tentacles* into Will's mouth>Will comes back into his reality, but feels something is wrong. After a while he realizes he is gay, but by the power of Netflix finds the courage to eventually reveal it to all of his friends and relations. By the power of Netflix everybody accepts him that way, not suspecting something is off, as everybody would in the 80's America>In the last episode Will lures Vecna in into the cave. Vecna loses his incel wizard powers and by the power of Netflix everybody lives happily ever after. >Apart from all of the people who died along the way who are never cared about nor mentioned, like Barbara or Mike's dad
>>216972489crust bust???
>Couldn't watch the new episodes until now>Missed four days worth of threads, shitposting and memes
>>216972529I know this is a bait post but I generally do watch Stranger Things with low expectations and enjoy it. They did some ridiculous stuff this season though that makes it hard to ignore.
>>216972957I don't remember the old seasons but in S5, even the few lines he does have don't add anything of value nor move the plot forward.I think nothing changes if you cut all his scenes.
>>216972957He's the heart of the party you despicable chud.
>>216972952You just know
>>216972952He looks creepier without the Vecna makeup.
Why are the heros just casually killing soldiers en masse now?and joking about it
>>216972957He's El's bitch boy.
>>216973054What's good enough for Marvel is good enough for me!
>>216973026That could be said about multiple characters throughout the last couple seasons, honestly. You could remove Jonathan from this season and it wouldn't matter. You could remove Will from last season and it wouldn't matter. There's a massive problem with the characters in this show.
>>216973110Cause they keep fucking adding characters to the cast
>>216973031Yeah unironically why?Dustin does all the science shitWill is a human gaydarLucus shoots rocks and bottle rockets and fireworks and led the basketball team away from EddieMike just stands around and occasionally goes>ELLLLL SAAAAVE MEEEEEI only really noticed this after watching through the entire seriesTHE ACTUAL only thing he has ever done was throw himself off of a cliff in S1 That's itThats his only ever actual moment of doing literally anything Id argue the main protagonist is actually fucking mutt toothless with how many different scenes and story arcs he's gotten This nigga literally just stands around And gets paid millions of dollars to stand around
>>216973110It's because they're afraid of killing anybody off, so you have this ever-growing roster of characters with nothing to do.
A disgusting kike and a sassy niglet wake you up and need a favor.Do (You) answer the call?
>Vecna forgets he has telekinesis until someone almost reaches terminal velocity falling to their deathIs he stupid? He's always walking after people like he's Mike Myers or something when he could just stop them
>>216972957>He's supposed to be the main characterThat was never the case
Why would she get face injections before the final season?
>>216973135Too many characters.
>>216972957Not a damn thing. You can tell even in his acting that he doesn't want to be there because he knows his material is completely pointless. If he wasn't using the money from this show to fund his musical ventures, he probably would have asked to be killed off in season 3.
>>216973154Who the fuck is this bitch? The loli I mean? They added new characters AGAIN?
Sex with Erica
>>216973177maybe that''s just her natural ugly mug
>>216973129>>216973138It's legitimately the most egregious example of cast bloat that I've ever seen.
>>216973175AHEM
>>216973145>plowing Hopper's sloppy secondsBased
>>216973177most of the cast doesn't care anymore and it shows
>>216973195Yeah and she has SO much screentime, it's actually ridiculous.Strangely she is probably the best part of this season though. Probably because she's actually got something to fucking do unlike 90% of the cast.
>>216973177David Harbour was bullying her
>>216972298>please... forgive me... I just wanted to be normal and play dnd and have friends... - says vecna, sobbing, wrapping up his 14 minute long monologue revealing in every detail about how life sucks without the power of love and friendship and acceptance, and how he spent hours in upside down listening to children playing dnd and wishing he could join and have friends and be accepted>no chance... freak... - says kali before blasting him with a rainbow power ray beam until he evaporates>fade to black, camera zooms on a pile of old dog shit, a larva hatches out of it implying that vecna is dead and reincarnated as a shit fly>life returns to normal, will, a hero, loved by all, gives a 12-minute long speech about how everyone is a friend and is loved and accepted even if you're gay or love dnd, unless, of course, you don't like something about our great way of life, like that freak henry, the crowd boo's when henry is mentioned, everyone spits on the ground and shakes their heads>will cuts the ribbon on the rebuilt public library building, which is now a "bottoms up" gay bar with a big blue and pink neon sign, everyone cheers and cries
>>216973195The character has been around since season 1, but she has her own storyline now.
i like the redhead and the girl with the cute dresses
>>216973195Mike's younger sister. They recasted her because the old actress didn't want to get blacked and tentacle raped
How come the russians never had their own version of vecna or L?
>>216973349they planned a two week special vecna operation but it didn't work out
Steve has a 40 foot wide dick?
The lore has become so fucking retardedSeasons 1, 2, 3>The Upside Down is a parallel dimension, a dark mirror version of the real world>Toxic, radioactive, extremely hostile>All Eleven did is open a gate to it>The Mind Flayer is the god of that dimension>Eleven closes the gate, MF can't do shit>Russians open another gate, MF tries to conquer the world again>Gate is closed againThey could have finished the show at any point back then and it would have been perfectSeasons 4 and 5>Vecna was behind everything, he controls the MF, which he discovered on Dimension X>UD it's frozen in time>You can just walk around and enter and leave as you wish>It's not a parallel dimension, it's a wormhole between dimensions created by Eleven when she touched a Demogorgon, contains a bit of Hawkins and a bit of Dimension X, but gravity only goes one way>"Exotic matter" keeps it stable, apparently created or used by Brenner, even though he's never set foot in the Upside Down>There's a fourth realm, where Eleven sends Henry in 1979 where Henry gets zapped and burned and turned into a monster that's never mentioned again, called the "Hellscape"Play>Henry had already been on Dimension X, but seems to have fucking amnesia, and it's actually the MF that's in chargeThey keep retconning shit and it gets dumber every time
>>216972489>is it in yet?
Is is true the flashback with Henry and the gut with the suitcase is a reference to a stage play and not something they're going to elaborate on in the final episode?
>>216972569So that's space? Are you telling me a car gets sucked out of there but 90 lbs Kali can just walk away from it?
>>216972489>me when a woman starts to speak
>>216973477The finale will start with a flashback and explain some of that
>>216972957Him and Will, both. Good news is Will takes it up the ass so his 2 dimensional character earns good boy points from Blackrock.
>1 episode left>Joyce and Hopper still haven't put together that Henry Creel is the Henry Creel from school
>>216973628It won't be addressed at all
Anyone know how long the finale will be? Two hours?
>>2169737662.5 prolly
>>216972298>that song? my favorite song? the one i used for multiple chapters to not get possesed?>turns out i never needed it lol
>>216973766Yes, but the epilogue is apparently 40 minutes long, and they still have to explain what the fuck the Mind Flayer is, so the battle itself might be 30 minutes long
>>216973848>why does everyone on the show look so shit this seasonThis webm clarifies things.
>>216973456For me, it started losing its charm when the kids stopped being kids and moved into teen angst territory.
The only thing that can make this all worth it is an 8 hour Jenny doc
>>216973477Is that seriously a question? If you cared about the show at all and weren't a shitposter, you would of bought the DLC and saw the play.
I think Will has aged the best, but his twink death will be brutal.
>>216973993WOW! Who is she? That beauty woman. I caress her so much, my beauty. Where is your name beauty? So I can find to you and caress you my sweet.
if you think about it, its kinda crazy how joyce and murray somehow managed to break hopper out of gulag
>>216974035haha yeah. that fight scene where Murray is a karate master was pretty wild, I wish he got powers too.Imagine how sick it'd be if he was kung-fu'ing all over the place instead of nancy shooting people with guns
>>216974035Kimda crazy how the survived a fucking plane crash dude
>>216973035Pretty good actor. Passes for straight in the show but doesn't in a 10s webm.
>>216974035Both Russia arcs were pretty retarded.
>>216973054How can you possibly still be confused you are the bad guys?
>>216974102is there grass on the field?
>>216974102Tell me y'all aren't lusting over an 11 year old
>>216974082>Murray is a karate masterwhy didnt they do anything with this? he could of helped hopper on crawls
>>216973234His bullying is he refused to be in the ridiculous faggot scene. That's why they had to reshoot it.
>>216973430Steve's dick is too big.Steve spends all his time with 12 year olds.
>>216974179We aren't indian creeps.
>>216973098Why are there so many characters? You'd think they'd want to thin out the cast to save money if nothing else. There's so fucking many of them that multiple people are standing around doing nothing at any given time. Didn't we learn anything from early/mid Game of Thrones which got popular because the viewers actually felt some tension knowing that someone was going to die every time a fight broke out?
>>216972348absolute state of that hairline
>>216974125They're used to the type of fiction where the main characters feel bad about killing mass murderers. Meanwhile the military was keeping pregnant women in the upside down while draining kali's blood... the main cast has decided they don't care if the soldiers live or die.
Kali is a major goddess in Hinduism, primarily associated with time, death and destruction.Prepare for 2 hours of indian time travel undoing everything that happened in the show.
>>216972499>snapped his legKek I thought this here was him trying to snap his neck but nah, he only wants to turn his head to tell the ginger monkee to run away rather than first make an attempt to kill him whilst he's vulnerable and writhing in pain
the hate for this season feels really exaggerated and forced.
>>216974186He only exists to deliver quips.
>>216973456>>The Mind Flayer is the god of that dimensionI still cannot ever get over the levels of retardation in making Vecna the villain.>oh my science mf may return in the finale!WHO CARES? He has been a non-entity since s3 so it has all been Vecna, MF has had dick all of a presence. I cannot get over how fucking stupid the twist in s4 was (whether retconned or not) was because Dustin's original theory that Vecna is the 5 star general was a slam dunk>your ultimate evil overlord is a giant scary shadow demon parasite, thus you preserve the premise of STRANGER Things when a literal monster is driving everything>but said inhuman monster is too powerful and you get jack shit by way of interpersonal dynamics with the characters and he can't be seen to be foiled on screen too much>so Vecna steps in to have actual interactions with our characters as someone who is human and as the active on screen villainWHY did they fucking ruin both Vecna (who was shaping up to be so great in S4 before the twist) and MF and the premise of the entire show in one fell swoop? They are fucking retards, I swear
>thought Eleven would have Dr. Strange tier powers by the end of the show>bitch struggled and nose-bleeds to barely turn over a truck - something she did easily in S1stupid
>>216974010It can stave off t-death for as long as he takes care of himself. And he does, he definitely works out.
>>216974527It does. The mass outrage at episode 7 at a four minute coming out scene that was foreshadowed this whole season.
>>216973456It gets even more retarded, anon. There is a VR game from early 2024 partially from Henry's POV post-exile after flying through "Hellscape" where it clearly established the MF is a separate malicious entity but Henry basically subsumes into his will and takes control of everything. So we have:>Vecna is in charge of everything and always has been and the MF is basically an avatar without sentience>MF is secretly the arch villain per the play>Vecna and MF are BOTH their own separate villains with their own agency that have a power struggle that Vecna winsIt is so fucked lol
For me, it's Derek's sister.
>>216974713For me it's the way Derek laughed when his dad hit the ground
>>216973477At this point I expect peak laziness rather than MF returning >vecna is defeated>"i saw henry's memories" said 11/max/will "it was the particles all along, actually"And that's it. That is absolutely it for the payoff re: Vecna and Mindflayer lol
Gayer Things
So Will told everyone that he was gay because he was afraid Vecna would use it against him? I mean, doesn't that sound silly? What was Vecna gonna do with that information?>Will, you may have awakened psychic powers but I know your secret. You like cocks.
>>216972298i'm so glad dan schneider is back at the helmhe never disappoints
>>216974774REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GOT A HARD-ON WHILE SHARING A SLEEPING BAG WITH MIKE, THAT WAS ME WILL
damn, how many child mouth rapes are there in this show?
>>216974774It's funny when phrased in that but they made enough sense of why Will wanted to come out to give them all an edge, what made it fucking laughable as the entire audience he has and him stopping everything to come out. What should have happened if Hopper, Steve, etc. are preparing everything separately and Will confides exclusively in Will, Jonathan, and the other boys. Also, beyond their sheer retarded cowardice in not killing off characters that should have died, they not are bloating the cast with people that shouldn't be there like Murray, Robin's dyke gf, the jeet, and Mr. Clark. WHAT is wrong with them?
>>216974801HMMMM YES SUCH BEAUTIFUL HARD ON
>more retelling of fables like jewish book of enoch again and again for 5+ fucking seasonsyeah nahWhat did Will mean by this?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1766979556466748.webm (embed)https://x.com/i/status/2005275257435738363AHAHHAHAHAHAwhat gobbleegook
>>216974774It wasn't that Vecna was going to out him, he showed a vision of Will coming out to his loved ones and having that cause all his relationships to eventually drift apart due to his difference, which has already been happening for a while especially during season 3. He wanted to trust that his friends and allies wouldn't think differently of him and relieve this burden he's been living with so he can go into the final conflict without doubts or fears Vecna can exploit.
I miss him.
It’s shocking to see pedophilia become so normalized after seeing the sexualizarion of Nell Fischer a 14 year old actress .. what’s most scary is the amount of pedophilia that stays hidden.. you can imagine there are millions of men who find her sexually appealing but who can’t hide behind anonymity so they keep those thoughts hidden. Men are disgusting pigs. Pure Evil.
>>216973734i expected nothing out of this season and im still dissapointedapart from the wormhole
>>216974978Jonathan needed a bro instead of a girlfriend, having Argyle around was good for him
>>216974978What's he up to anyway? Getting high and slamming Eden pussy every night in the back of his pizza van?
Anyone know where I can find The First Shadow?
>>216973154why is there cum everywhe... oh right of course. gay stuff
>>216975274DSL in action!
lmao at the faggots on x or reddit thinking vecna's scary tree is the Mind Flayer poised to be reanimated in the finale. No faggots, it is simply a scary looking tree because the evil villain needs a scary looking lair.
>a lesbian couple in a current year tv show where both parts are white, decent looking and not fatYou have no idea how extremely rare this is. If anything, it makes the show anti-woke.
>>216974988Epstein and the US government have shown that it's not really a big deala protected practice, in fact
>>216972298The play is the best thing to come out of ST outside of the first season. Guy who played Henry gives the best performance in anything ST. And it's a massive hit so only retards would say it should be up on Netflix.
>>216973456I mean the pivot to "we need a more human enemy" is as abrupt as can be. But they've already established that Henry's enemy is "The Black Thing". Couple that with passing mentions that "he's still human" and it becomes obvious. They're gonna redeem him in the end.
>>216975526I sort of covered this here anon >>216974565. I will be VERY fucking surprised if the finale is kino re: vecna and mf but I remain convinced they genuinely wanted Vecna to be the real villain in s4 because in their retarded brains they figured he won't have any fans if he isn't the big bad even though Vader was the most iconic villain of the decade the show is set in
>>216974978Was he supposed to play John Romero in the Masters of Doom adaptation that never happened? If not he has the hair for it.
they're gonna pull some BS cop-out where pajeeta and eleven erase the past and prevent henry from ever getting powersthen it'll end with the boys as kids again playing D&D, eleven is watching them through the window, Mike notices her there and suddenly he remembers everything
>>216975435>both parts are white, decent lookingdoes he know?
>>216975424It's now called the "Pain Tree"https://strangerthings.fandom.com/wiki/Pain_Tree
>>216975714I have been shitting on the duffers this whole thread but even they are not that stupid
>>216975424the giant scary spider is clearly in the beating heart thing in the ceiling that's infusing the kids
>>216972489Greetings from /v/
>>216975744>>216975788Look, it would be cool as fuck if the scary tree started moving to reveal it is the Mind Flayer given a corporeal form but my expectations are so rock bottom that I don't consider it a realistic possibility at all. The Duffers seem to intent on making s5 anti-cool and anti-fun for the most part bar some scattered good here and there
>>216972569You know what could have been at the top of that bridge? The mouth of a Cthulhu like alien leviathan horror in the endless dark void, waiting for Vecna to finish so it can literally suck all life from earth in the same way a whale eats plankton, just to sustain itself in the darkness for another few years.Or maybe the true form of the mindflayer, orbited by a galaxy sized swarm of mind wiped bodies from 1000s of alien species, showing how old, powerful, dangerous and insatiably hungry it is.Instead it leads to a fucking rocky desert, with no purpose, value or threat to anyone. What an utter failure of imagination and wasted opportunity.
How bad do you think the finale will be? Be completely honest.
>>216975748Can any subhuman translate?
>>216972298And yet Tina twerking mp4s are not aloud.
>>216975822>reveal it is the Mind Flayer given a corporeal form but my expectations are so rock bottom that I don't consider it a realistic possibility at allThey turned the upside down into the inside of a fucking wormhole. Anything is fucking possible now.
>>216975901That would be cool but it'd just make the whole show meaningless, how would a bunch of normal people and one girl with telekinesis be able to do anything against that?
>>216975910I'll try:>Will from stranger things, you are gay because of tacos??>Grrrshlk>Skraaash>Not tacos...
>>216975920Would cross posting them on /b/ be allowed?
>>216975901>ud is a pit stop on the way to the Abyss>the actual evil different realm isn't an iota as scary or as eerie as the UD is or at least was in earlier seasonsKek. I mean why the fuck make it piss coloured rather than hellish red, for example? The UD has red lighting constantly, should that be the Abyss/Dimension X bleeding into the UD the way Hawkins buildings and topography bleeds into the UD? WHY THE FUCK IS THE SCARY ALIEN DIMENSION FUCKING YELLOW?
>>216974988Your genocide campaign can't last forever. 'Winning' means you die too btw. No matter how you try to scour the earth of all life you will fail.
>>216975940you underestimate the power of props and friendship.
>>216975907I think the final battle will be mediocre, but the epilogue might be good. It won't redeem this awful season, but if the last scenes are good and all characters get closure that's all most people will remember.
Why is episode 7 getting review bombed?
>>216975907Better than GoT and Attack on Titan, but still bad.
>>216976018because of the un-proposal scene. ruined the series for jancy fans :(
This show is getting torn apart if they show Will with an epilogue boyfriend lmao.
>>216976018saudis hate gay people
>>216976018Chuds are in control.
>>216973848>it takes 2 hours and a 240 USD/h hairdresser to make 2 pigtailsWhen I do them for my niece it takes 30 seconds and they look exactly like in the fucking webm
>>216976009>cliffhanger in s4 where the UD is infecting our world like a cancer>Nancy saying Vecna showed her scary visions of monsters and something with a giant gaping mouth invade our world en masse>ugh everything is effectively sunshine and rainbows in s5 sans the glowies and steel plates>oh and the scary monster invasion will never materialise>only the very rare demogorgon incursion and when Vecna's endless "IT IS TIME" line ceases to be grandstanding and it really is time, all the action will be inside the UD. Hawkins is basically absolutely peachy for the most partlol they dropped the ball so hard
>>216975940>how would a bunch of normal people and one girl with telekinesis be able to do anything against that?Correct, they couldn't do anything against it directly, the best and only thing they can do is collapse the wormhole bridge and kill its envoy/avatar (Vecna). It would be a pyrrhic victory, they wouldn't have defeated the threat, only delayed it targeting Earth once again, they will spend the rest of their lives knowing its out there and that its inevitable another bridge will be formed in time that their kids or grandkids will have to deal with or die to.
>>216976047Why? Won't that appease Bylerfags? At least he gets a cute top
>>216976070>THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO OFFICIALLY PRONOUNCE THAT 1 WEEK FROM NOW THE TIME WILL BE NEAR FOR WHEN IT IS TIME
>>216976018Bylerinas and chuds threw a hissy fit.
>Ten seconds into first episode of season two>"Yeah this ep reminded me of Heroes"Knew right there the show was only going downhill
>>216976018because they confirmed that Robin's seen Steve's hog
>>216976145why did they make robin a lesbian if shes so obsessed with dicks?
>>216973054>bootlicker
>>216976145a lesbian fucking his chad best friend would be more realistic than the will coming out party
>>216973054Because those glowies should be executed
Dustin's only response was tard raging out because he knew based Steve was right.
These threads are comfy I'm glad this general bumps quickly. The show is as but in an entertaining way
>>216975975I suppose you could try.>>216260683>>216261231>>216261361>>216261631
Are we all going to the theater to watch the series finale?
>>216976145Murray's little karate move made me kek
>>216974295>Meanwhile the military was keeping pregnant women in the upside down while draining kali's bloodSoldiers that know nothing about any of that.
Show ends with Steve and Robin high-fiving while they spitroast Nancy
>>216976394As Dustin watches on as a dom cuck
>>216976145sharing shit like that makes me wonder if its something she would do had she not retcon the character to be a lesbian
>>216976018I didn't care for it and everyone respects my opinion
>>216976018They can't really blame homophobics this time since they would have stopped watching two seasons ago when Robin came out.
>>216973129>>216974857>>216973205They should've ditched Murray.They should've ditched Robin at the start of S4 at the latest.Hopper should've died. Fight me.
>>216972348Hey, that's Anne Shirley.
>>216974978
>>216976345I am going to the theater even though I just bought a year sub to netflix lmfao
>>216976502>Hopper should've died.I would accept Hopper living if they didn't do a gay fakeout and no Russians period. Some anon did a whole big ass kino rewrite and in s3 it is rogue Americans, not ruskies. Hopper jumps into the UD to avoid the explosion in s3 and we see that from the get go so no fake out and s4 has Hopper the Barbarian surviving the UD for like 3/4th of a season. Agree with Murray, agree with Robin given her pivot to heckin quirky ADHD chungus, no weird looking dyke gf if she goes by extension, and no fucking jeet either. Also Max totally should have fucking died in s4.
>>216974978>>216976558
>>216974565amen anon, amen
>>216976587he looks weirder in shape than he did when he was fat
>>216976558>feel for the six pack memeAre we back in 2012?
>>216975714i suspect so, but i suspect they do this because they will kill literally everyone else then undo time and go back to the original dnd game. but this time they beat vecna.
>>216973110>You could remove Jonathan from this season and it wouldn't matter.You could remove him from the show and nothing would change except Steve being cucked
>>216976070>Hawkins is basically absolutely peachy for the most partThis is what makes it somehow worse than any other season>>216976502100000000000000%Nobody gives a fuck about Murray
>>216976634Given considerable hindsight, Eddie being Jonathan would have been way better lol. Maybe he's Will's older brother figure in the sense of being a first cousin or whatever but ugly, creepy, charmless misery guts Jonathan (who only worked like that in s1) is instead Eddie
>>216974976>faggots really believe telling people they like cocks is some monumental moment in their livesLiterally nobody gives a fuck my dudeAnd no, they really didn't give a fuck then either; most of the musicians of the time were fags like Prince.
>>216976676To be fair it would have been big in the 80s. Like back then you'd have to be a mixture of stupid and brave to come out because people (rightly) attached all sorts of stigma to being gay
>>216976629>>216975714Complete with horrible CGI faces for the kids instead of repurposed footage
>>216976672>ugly, creepy, charmless misery guts JonathanI really, really, fucking do not like Jonathan. Him and Nancy are such worthless wastes of spaces, they should have been removed from the show in s3 by starting college or getting jobs or whatever with only occassional appearances thereafter.
>>216976558>Some dude did some situps>WOW I AM SHOCKEDCan't think of anything I hate more than tabloid headlines.
>>216976381You don't think the guards standing in front of the portal don't know about them bringing pregnant women through the portal to experiment on them? Then again all of those guards died to the demos, the ones with the old woman are what's left, aka the ones who absolutely know what's going on.
>>216976670I actually wanted him to be smacked with how much of a catty bitch he was being to Mr. Clark, a man that is helping them tirelessly and is taking all the mad shit he is witnessing like a put together champ rather than being a hysterical hindrance>snookumsFuck off you smug demeaning ugly faggot
>>216974772Based
>>216976692>Prince was openly a giant faggot>stupid and brave to come outSan Fransico has been faggot paradise since the 50s
>>216976761Obsessing over a fuck six pack to the exclusion of all else is very fucking 2010s
>>216976781Will is not in SF lol
>>216976070>ugh everything is effectively sunshine and rainbows in s5 sans the glowies and steel platesThis happens every single season though. Everything gets swept under the rug so we can have those 80s slice-of-life scenes. In reality everyone would've left town by season 3 after all the freaky shit.
>>216976868None of the other seasons ended on an apocalyptic cliffhanger with the ST themes blasting before some ebin orchestral music before cut to black. The Dufferfags getting shit on for their s5 'creative' decisions? Entirely their own fault with the expectations they engendered in s4
>>216976904>with the ST themesOh and speaking of this what in God's name happened to the UD theme from s1? That eerie foreboding ambient music. It was perfect for setting the mood of anything relating to the UD and I don't think it has been used since s1. Why is that? Not only a good track in of itself but using it in s5 would be nostalgia pandering in addition to tonally fitting
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>>216972298So I bailed on the show after season 3 because I hated how clownshoes it got to be, but I'm doing a catch up right now and am a good ways into season 4 right now, and holy shit, they really recovered. It got pretty decent again, at least by the standards of this show.
Where are the leaks.
>>216976977>they really recovered.It doesn't last, anon. For me? I say s4 doesn't have much of a rewatch value except for the Hawkins storyline but on the initial watch I really dug it until a stupid asinine twist in the last episode of that season. S5 is shitting the bed
>>216976778Mr. Clark is a based and extremely intelligent White man, so of course the jewish creators have a jewish character treating him like he’s a dumb loser little bitch and trying to gaslight the audience into agreeing with the premise.We stand with Mr. Clark.
>>216977006I don't think the Duffers are Jewish (although Levy obviously is lol) but they sure are goycattle spiritually
>>216975435They did Anne with an E dirty.
>>216976957Whoa anon! She's not being pumped full of hot thick white cum!
>>216976772You are retarded if you think any of them know about any of that. At most the leader of the special forces team would know and even that is doubtful. It's toppest of top secret. All the grunts need to know is they are protecting a research facility.
>In the beginning...
Okay, I can buy Hopper being able to win against the military guys in a firefight, but when Nancy does it without getting shot back, it just got too ridiculous, now they're just outright incompetent since they lost a firefight against a civilian.
>>216975358What did this little slut mean by this?
>>216977252Nancy is able to mow down elite soldiers because she shot a few cans in Season 1. This is brilliant writing.
>the entire epilogue has leaked>not a single plot point about the final battleIt will be a huge CGI fest
>>216972957He's the best actor among the kids. He hosted the DND session. Will says he's the heart of the group. Pay attention more.
>>216973145Who else will they be able to turn to for their science needs? (I) will answer the call.
the final battle will be a half an hour long choreographed musical rube goldberg machine act involving every character who had more than 2 lines of dialogue, culminating in a 15 mile long conga line of soldiers and random Hawkins residents stretching from the gate and to the wall only to pass Will his old magic hat to charge up the ultimate blow
>>216976575I think it would have been fine if max survived provided rhey didn't bitch out and make her not blind and stuff. She should have broken limbs still. They made it so there were no permanent consequences for her
>>216976957kys pedo
>>216977324>the entire epilogue has leakedSource?
>>216977393>He's the best actor among the kids.No, he isn't. The best actor among the main kids is Gaten, but he's an ugly little freak so he won't have much of a career.
>No Dustin's GF deus ex machina like in every previous seasonsAre they saving her for the final episode?I don't see how she could help once they're inside the Upside Down.
>>216977519Good. They should never bring her and her quirk chungus family back. What an embarrassment moment in the show.
>>216976868The very big difference every other time was the scale. Before s4's ending, s3 had the largest cover up issue with the mallfire. But in s2, all the danger was mostly contained around the lab and select isolated locations. Same with s1.In s4 hell's buttbole opened up on the everyman's doorstep during a week when they were all on edge and hyped up over supernatural things happening. The day before the megagate opened the majority of them bought into the "hawkins is le cursed" hype that jason and the jocks were peddling (correctly)Yet in s5, they just timeskip over all of that fallout and the people of hawkins may as well not exist
>>216973205TWD had some pretty extreme cast bloat in the last few seasons
>>216977538If you think that's embarassing, wait 'til you see the rest of the show!
>>216977493It's been known for months>Steve visits Dustin at college>Mike and Hopper, who's back to being the chief of Hawkins police, have a one on one conversation>Finn filmed a scene at some BBQ>There's a baseball game, probably related to Holly's epilogue>Max and Lucas watch Ghost (1990)>MBB filmed some scenes in Iceland>Graduation scene, everyone was there except Eleven and Murray
>>216974978I genuinely thought he was funny and worked for the role he had. However I'm glad he did not become apart of the cast long term. It makes more sense to headcanon that he drove back to california and completely forgot everything that happened, thinking that he was just fucking high the entire time
> tfw you ended season 4 and started watching season 5
>>216976558SOVL / soulless
>>216977664
>>216972611ripples in a pool eventually settle.Same reason the room the crackhead duo was in stopped melting.
>>216977513Who the fuck is gaten?
>>216974988Well is she didnt want to get sexualized then she should of taught about it before having such sexy dick sucking lips and a husky voice belonging to someone much older.
Remember those earthquakes when Nancy, Eddie, Steve and Robin were in the UD in season 4? It doesn't matter LOL
>>216977695Lucas is a protective boyfriend He needed to save her when she started looking too long at Mike the Bisexual Beast
>>216977252Why did they need to rush the base again?There are rifts everywhere. They used one earlier this episode.Does the plan rely on them driving a truck in and out?Okay, I guess maybe they need a getaway vehicle.
>>216977789trvke
>>216977806What about the millions of demobats that were flying around attacking them in season 4? I guess we're supposed to believe the military shot them all down?
>>216974988Men could never hold a candle to women when it comes to being pure evil
>>216977846Vecna retreated to the abyss since the military forced him out
>>216974817The writing with it's excessive exposition and constant description of things happening on screen in dialogue actually feels like some tentacle hentai anime badly adapted from a visual novel.
>>216972529>This board is so cynical, picking apart every little detail. The show is a good vibe. Just turn your brain off and enjoy the ride.It frankly reminds me of 70s-80s Doctor Who but with a MASSIVE effects budget. I never watched it until a few days ago, so I only have blue balls for the finale. Waiting years between the last three seasons must have been really shitty.
>>216975435They look like normal lesbians
>>216973017>including 924070340225 posts about cocks and cum and ass and sucking and cummingDoes /tv/ really think a wizard in a bowl cut has had a sexual thought ever? Or are they just projecting their own twink fantasies? If so then carry on but go into much more graphic detail kthx.
>Will mentioning shit in his coming out rant that doesn't make any sense like "going to Melvalds for milkshakes" or "how we liked to get lost in the woods" (even though him getting lost in the woods is how this whole thing started)
>>216976957"whoops that stuff was for the Nancy and Jonathan scene, our bad"
>>216978332>MelvaldsMekvads in Henry's days was a diner that had milkshakes.Now it's a store.
Do they have a quota for the word "shit" in every scene?
>>216972957Eye candy for the female audience
>>216974565What Vecna twist are you referring to? Are just saying vecna existing is a twist or that he was one of the psychic kids?
>YOU GO GIRL!
>>216978659KWAB
>>216976145its clearly a joke
>>216978659Menopause
>>216978754A big dick joke
>>216978659Why does the media portray being an insufferable cunt as a good and praise worthy thing?
>>216972952Huh irl he looks exactly as I imagined Wit from the stormlight archive books Uncanny maybe I'm losing my mind
I get so angry every time that ugly ass pajeeta is on screen she looks like a fucking monkey like for real even if I try to suppress my racist thoughts towards indians she still registers as a monke to me and I fucking hate monkeys uncanny little freaks of natureHer character is also awful in several ways that doesnt help
>>216972298Sfx
>>216972952Why are British male actors so gay?
>ever since millie hit the Wall no one cares about our show anymore, we need the /tv/ audience
>>216978918Pedo coded to the max
>>216976575Russians and a mall were perfect for an 80s setting. Season 3 is the most like something that would have come out in the 80s.
>>216978929>why are male actors so gay?ftfy
>>216978918oh I was thinking of a different word nevermind
>>216974713Everyone is simping for Holly but this is the superior jail bait.
>>216973378based
>>216978918perfect
>Matt Duffer: There were certain scenes in the finale that took place in a summer setting that we had to shoot before we had completed the script. That was unusual, in that we did feed some pages completely out of context to our actors, and we had to shoot scenes from Episode 8 part way through production. It's a horrible thing to do. You don't want to be establishing continuity in that way, but it was necessary. It ended up working totally fine, thank God.What could it be?
I'm watching it right now.Netflix REALLY had to make Holly have a crush for the ugliest nigglet they could find uh.Max wasnt enough, all the pretty white girls need to burn coal no matter the age.
>>216979018Noah is supposed to be the gay one, but Caleb is one of the zestiest bucks I've ever seen in any of their press run appearances.
>>216978918was gonna post "sure hope no one edits that" but it's actually better that way
>>216979020the BBQ scene
Millie's life is a trainwreck, she has been doing nothing but sleeping with older men since season 1 and she fucking adopted a kid at 22, if you are going to ruin your life by having a kid while you're still barely an adult at least have your own not some random crackbaby you adopted with a husband you will divorce soon. I wonder what went wrong.
This was just 3 years ago. How did things go so wrong in just 3 years? She was so hot.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q85TYgdAW5U
>>216979121> I wonder what went wrongYou know exactly what went wrong
>>216979020Baseball game where Holly cheers for her black bf
This line was unnecessary but I still felt so bad the way she delivered it
why do they call it a crawl? is it because he crawls into the truck? is it the recon infantry word for sortie? i dont get it
>>216979332Dungeon crawls. One of the few things they included when they remembered this show was supposed to reference DnD a lot.
>>216979332Dungeon crawl
#ReleaseTheBylerCutWhy did Shawn betray us, sisters?
>>216978910She literally looks like she should be covered in flies as she sifts theough garbage in the slums of Mumbai
>>216978929You can't even fathom the amount of pussy that nigga gets
>>216979424He’s a Taylor Swift fan, that and not being horrendous to look at means a guaranteed avalanche of white girls
>>216978910
>>216979324I'll be your boyfriend sweetheart <3
>>216979561AND YOU MUST BE THE FUCKING JANITORIAL STAFF
>>216979561How short is this monkey irl? she looks half the size of El and she is shorter than the rest of the castCursed genetics
Someone better bake or you're getting another Hollyhead thread
>>216979706what's wrong with that?
>>216979706>stop liking hollyEven non-pedos agree she's the best part of S5.
I'll lose my faith in /tv/ if next op isn't the sfx pic
>>216979978>>216979978
>>216977252>we're going to assault a base full of soldiers in a slow moving truck>should we reinforce the walls of the truck so no one gets shot through it?nah>should we reinforce the front cab so murray won't get instantly shot? nah>should we cut slits in the side to fire through? nah>let's fluff up the hole so nancy can stick half body out of it and slowly kill everyone instead>also open the back to slowly let hopper in to expose everyone inside even moreGood thing they all have plot armor so it didn't matter, because that plan was fucking retarded.
