What are the most mysterious & bizarre deaths that have happened to celebrities?
>>216972500Natalie Wood
>>216972500>insert Jim Carrey meme
>>216972500Not mysterious but Bob Marley died from cancer in a toe that could have just been amputated but his religion forbid it on some grounds
>>216972500Brittany Murphy
>>216972731He said he was targetedHe died of cancer of the footA CIA agent came onto a program years later and talked about ways to kill people....like...a needle in a shoe that will give someone cancer.>>216972500If the rumors are true. It was deserved and likely a hit.
Bruce Lee's death was pretty strange. He was young and in good shape. He developed a headache and some woman gave him an OTC headache pill and he went to sleep and never woke up. It was attributed to an allergic reaction to the medication but that does not explain the headache.
>>216972987>but that does not explain the headacheMaybe it was the fact that he wasn't getting any sleep due to overworking on game of death.
>>216972919>that entire postWat
>>216972919>If the rumors are trueWhat rumors?
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>>216973071Go listen to his roasts and jokes. And watch how the Olsen Twins stay away from him and the show.
>>216972500David Carradine for sure
>>216972500She just...Dissapeared. I hear she's dead and I believe it. She had the same "trainer" as brittany murphy and kanye west. I'm worried about her.
>>216973166Oh she was murdered. No doubt about it. She got to "uppity" with her owners in the record industry and they ended her whole career. Lot of stars meet the same end. >>216973128He died from kinky sex with lady boys. Apparently he had a tangerine up his ass
>>216973290Tell us about Miley Cyrus
>>216973104Sure hope he just died and didn't get stuck screaming for a minute while being crushed
I still think Trevor moores is weird but Isaac kappy tops that
>>216973317She's a sacrificeCreate a pretty nice image of an all american girl(or any idol), tie the identities of groups to them then denigrate them and turn them out in public to poison the minds and subconscious of their worshippers. That's how it is. She was a perfect sacrifice for them and the ritual is so well done and tried and true that it happens over and over and over again. I mean, what do you think the massive faggots parading around in 90's "gangsta rap" was about?
>>216972919>De CIA be killing us n sheeit, mane!
>>216972500Anne Heche
>>216973104>>216973352Fences are dangerous. It reminds me of this:>Romy Schneider's son, David, died in July 1981, at the age of 14, after attempting to climb the spiked fence at his stepfather's parents' home and puncturing his femoral artery in the process
>>216973466Yes actually. It's a reoccuring theme throughout america's history. You don't want to know what they do to the mexican people and how the orally talented first female president got elected.
Reiner to a degree. Also Peter Greene with the note written in his blood
Grace Kelly died in a car crash.>She (allegedly) lost control of her 1972 Rover P6 3500[89] and drove off the steep, winding road and the car tumbled 30.5 metres (100 ft) down the mountainside. Her daughter 17 years old Stéphanie, who was in the passenger seat, unsuccessfully tried to regain control of the car.Simple accident, but the rumor is that it was the daughter who was driving and there was a cover-up.
Cool thread, lot to learn if we keep it up>>216973104This guy is definitely 1000 ways to die tier of wacky
>>216972500There was a handsome heartthrob actor in the 1950s or something who was going to be the next big thing. He playfully shot himself in the head with a pistol on set loaded with blanks but the blast critically injured him.
>>216973166>Elliot did not die from choking on a ham sandwich, as has been alleged.lol
>>216973741Ooo while not /tv/ it reminds me of Terry Kath the guitarist/singer from the band Chicago who put what he believed was an unloaded gun to his head in front of his friend and blew his brains out. Most people who knew him maintain he wasn't the suicide type but who knows.
>dies from cursed ring>cursed ring kills girlfriend and others connected to himWell, that's the legend
>>216973896Why didn't he just have the eagles fly it away?
>>216973352The ordeal was due to him have weak lungs because of a medical condition. Anyone else would have been pinned there but otherwise fine
>>216972987He got his sweat glands surgically removed so he wouldn't look sweaty on camera and then died of heat prostration after a marathon fuck sesh with his mistress.
>>216973741That was John Eric Hexham in the 1980's on the set of a tv show called Cover Up.
>>216973579nurse this one spat his medicine out earlier can we get some restraints and an IV?
Britanny Murphy
>>216972500https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hDunP2Vcuo
>>216973104This dude's death saved my own life potentially when working at a client's house when my shitty work vehicles parking break failed and it almost rolled back onto me. I literally remembered this story in a sort of "wouldnt it be weird if this happened" moment and it literally started happening. Its a good life lesson. Dont trust breaks on hills.
>>216974744Chock those wheels.
>>216973104So embarrassing
>>216972500Why does Bob's family want to redact his files?
Heather O'Rourke, the kid from Poltergeist.She would of turned 50 two days ago.
>>216973104This was such a pathetic death
>>216974906If she was still alive she'd probably call you a retard for would of.
>>216972500Anne Heshe getting put into a body bag alive with video footage of it.
>>216974906Would she have publicly sat in Spielberg's lap + say "all's forgiven", the way Polanski's qt did?
>>216973166The only good commie is a dead commie, nothing of value was lost.
>>216975079RIP Patton
>>216973991>got his sweat glands surgically removed so he wouldn't look sweaty on cameraDamn that's actually true. What a retard
>>216972987Bruce Lee died because he would take a chunk of beef roast, and boil it down, and then drink the broth, to get the essence of Qi, the strength of the animal.But he was also drinking, straight into his arteries, animal fat cholesterol. That's why he had a stroke, and the examining doctor said he had the arteries of a 60 year old.All he had to do was skim the floating fat off to avoid this.
>>216973991>>216975311>Several months before his death, Lee had an operation to remove the sweat glands from his armpits, because he thought dank pits looked bad on-screen. This reduced his body’s ability to dissipate heat. Ten weeks before his death on May 10, Lee walked into a tiny dubbing room to re-record dialogue for Enter the Dragon. The engineers turned off the air conditioner to avoid having its noise ruin the soundtrack. After about 30 minutes in this sauna-like room, Lee fainted and started convulsing. He was rushed to the hospital and nearly died from cerebral edema. The doctors diagnosed and treated it in the nick of time.What the fuck
>>216975345The floating fat has the most Qi.
>>216975037The video is creepy as hell but wasn't her body jerking up an automatic response
>>216975037That wasn't a body bag, it was a linen wrap for burn victims.
>>216975419nope, she looked conscious
>>216975050She died during the making of Poltergeist 3, anon, which was 6 years after Poltergeist and Spielberg had nothing to do with the sequels. The timeline on this doesn't make sense. And her family has stated they were there during filming and denied there was any abuse on set.
>>216972500>I can still remember my last conversation with Bob. He said to me "Gilbert, I have evidence that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton" then he screamed, cracked open a coconut with a baseball bat and hung up the phone. I'm still trying to figure out what he meant by that last part.
>>216975505According to the "cursed films" episode, she died of septic shock. At the time it was a term used when a girl got an infection from a tampon. Since she also would have been turning about that age, they speculate it was probably that.
>>216975556lmao
>>216975483No neck brace or oxygen or fluids for a car accident?
>On Sunday, September 2, 1934, Columbo was shot under peculiar circumstances by a longtime friend, photographer Lansing Brown Jr., while Columbo was visiting him at home. Brown had a collection of firearms, and the two men were examining various pieces. Quoting Brown's description of the accident:[6]>I was absent-mindedly fooling around with one of the guns. It was of a dueling design and works with a cap and trigger. I was pulling back the trigger and clicking it time after time. I had a match in my hand and when I clicked, apparently the match caught in between the hammer and the firing pin. There was an explosion. Russ slid to the side of his chair.>The ball ricocheted off a nearby table and hit Columbo above the left eye. Surgeons at Good Samaritan Hospital made an unsuccessful attempt to remove the ball from Columbo's brain; he died less than six hours after the shooting.>Columbo's mother was hospitalized in serious condition from a heart attack at the time of the accident; the news was withheld from her by his brothers and sisters for the remaining 10 years of her life.[1][12] Owing to her previous heart condition, it was feared that the news would prove fatal to her (she died in 1944). They used all manner of subterfuge to give the impression that Columbo was still alive, including faked letters from him and records used to simulate his radio program.Also>Columbo is one of the three famous crooners named in the 1932 Looney Tunes cartoon Crosby, Columbo, and Vallee.>In Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, "Prisoner of Love" is the title of both a Stone Ocean chapter and one of the entire JoJo's manga volumes.Here he is with the Gus Arnheim Orchestra, he is the center violinist of the trio of singershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iamSYSpVmwE
>>216975037She was dead. Sometimes dead people at the ICU I work at actually get up and start screaming. A few have gotten out of bed before and he have to beat the shit out of them until the impulses in their brain settle. It’s not typical, but what happened with Anne Heche was normal and not even as extreme as it can get.
>>216975740They were getting her to the ambulance at a multi-victim accident. With burn victims the most important thing is to wrap them up and get them to the hospital, they can put an IV in the ambulance.
>>216975765fuck you retard, she wasn't fucking dead.
>>216975765
>>216975775she wasn't even burned.
>>216975912She was visibly burned even in the video
>>216975765>have to beat the shit out of them>dead guy gets up>I'm so fucking sick of this!>anon beats dead corpse
>>216975775Exactly this. After reading all the replies right after it happened, and reading replies now, I realized people are really ignorant to a lot of shit.Get 3rd & 4th degree burns and see what happens. I just try to remember that the internet is full of 12 year olds, retards, bots & sheltered people
>>216975765>Sometimes dead people at the ICU I work at actually get up and start screaming.Kek. Funniest schizo story I've read this month.
>>216975917I saw it, she wasn't at all.
>>216975765So…how can you tell if the person you’re beating the shit out of is a dead person walking around despite being dead and not an actual person in an ICU that’s still alive that you are proceeding to beat the shit out of?
>>216976026She absolutely was, you can even see some black smears on her body when she gets up. Either way, bodybags are not white cloth.
>>216975765> You're telling me I saw a g-g-ghost ahh
>>216976127I'd absolutely bash your head in.
>>216976152I accept your concession.
>>216976172*bonk**smash**gluuurp*
>>216972500The murder of Hollywood director William Desmond Taylor on Feb 1, 1922An entire industry had built up around the books, theories, and TV shows about this case. At the time it happened, it had OJ-level national media coverage; though no one was ever chargedAmong the mysteries still around:> was he murdered by the famous actress, or the other famous actress, or someone else?> was the mother of one of the actresses being blackmailed by the LAPD?> who was burning documents in the fireplace when the police arrived?> what happened to the fake doctor who told police he dies of a stomach infection, moments before they discovered the bullet in his back?For way too much more information, see:https://www.silentera.com/taylorology/index.html
>>216972500>Gets first paycheck>Eats a “Hot Dinner”>Dies in his “Hot Tub”Doesn’t add up
>>216972987Bruce's death upsets me greatly simply because his death was a product of his (relatively recent) time. In the 70s, a painkiller + muscle relaxer known as "Equagesic" was regularly available, yet it wasn't really known for it's lethal interactions in humans until Bruce's infamous death.I guarantee that if we lived in a slightly different timeline where Bruce took Aspirin only and Equagesic never existed or had already been banned, Bruce would most likely still be alive today. :(
>>216973502this one takes the cake
>>216976357Further proof of how dangerous Equagesic really was: Bruce took it multiple times before throughout his life and was unharmed, but the one arbitrary time Equagesic had an immensely negative interaction with Bruce's body, it immediately killed him and was shortly thereafter discontinued...
Everyone in this photo died in the same year.
>>216975556
>>216976428Louie Anderson is dead?
>>216976466Saget and Anderson both died in January 2022Gilbert died in April same year.
>>216976428> Entirely avoidable death> Entirely avoidable death> Unavoidable death due to longstanding heart issues, but still lived to be almost 70Strange to think that Gilbert got off pretty easy considering his natural death, while a bizarre, tragic accident killed Bob and Philip died from being a faggot junkie
>>216976410>one arbitrary time>>216973991
>>216976524Saget hit his head and died from the injuries. Or so the authorities say, the family is suing for release of the documents that mysteriously are locked up. He also had recently gotten the vaxx but we're not allowed to talk about that.Anderson was fat.Gilbert had cancer.
I thought I was the only one that experienced the shadow people, only happens when I am really hungover.
>>216976591>Anderson was fat.Anderson also had cancer for a decade. That's what got him, not his fat ass.
>>216976524>Philip died from being a faggot junkieThat's Louie Anderson not Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
>>216972987>> some womanBetty Ting Pei, who admitted to having an affair with Bruce for years. Odds are likely that Bruce literally died cheating on his wife and kids. In a strange, morbidly, poetic way it might be said that adultery killed Bruce, considering how Betty unknowingly gave him the headache medication that killed him
>>216976524>a bizarre, tragic accident killed Bob
nobody going to mention Vic Morrow?
28-3 kino incoming.
>>216976696kek your drunk and not only are you posting in the wrong thread you arent even on the right board
>>216973653>the rumor is that it was the daughter who was driving and there was a cover-up.What I heard and what the daughter claimed is that she was having a loud argument in the car with her mother because Grace didn't approve of the older man her daughter was dating and that during the argument Grace either stroked out or fainted which resulted in the car going off the cliff. Basically her daughter killed her by being a dumb bitch and disrespecting her mother.
>>216976730true
>>216972987>>216976624The most superhuman man in martial arts history that had the inexhaustible, unyielding discipline to create and sculpt one of the greatest physiques ever seen couldn't muster that very same discipline to keep his dick in his pants?Man, what the fuck dudeBruce "Ain't no pussy like new pussy" Lee
>>216973653>>216976753I feel no sympathy for GraceShe went from Hollywood royalty to literal royalty and had a one-in-a-billion, ultra wealthy and immensely privileged life full of luxury, fame, and fortune Rest in piss, Gracie
>>216976687He got his head cut off by a helicopter rotor. It's on film. There's nothing mysterious about it.
>>216972987He had like 2% body fat so even if you took an aspirin it would absolutely wreck your kidneys. Plus as much of a Bruce Lee fan boy as I am, it was the 70s and he was a movie star so it would make sense if you told me he did cocaine.Also the triads hated him for teaching martial arts to anyone who wanted to learn rather than keeping it Chinese and he had enemies in the criminal underworld.
>>216976843OP says mysterious AND BIZARREyou have to admit thats a bizarre way to go out and also 2 children were killed with him
>>216976857The triads can eat a DICK, niggaLee would've soloed them
>>216976834>She went from Hollywood royalty to literal royalty and had a one-in-a-billion, ultra wealthy and immensely privileged life full of luxury, fame, and fortuneAnd you hate her why? Solely out of jealousy? She was pretty and she married a rich guy, that's a much more honorable way to make your money than anyone in the banking, pharmaceutical, military industrial, hedge fund or insurance industries.
>>216976624He died from a cerebral edema caused by heat stroke. The pill had nothing to do with it.
>>216976864He was on a set filming a stunt involving a helicopter. If he was filming a movie about medieval England and got his head cut off by a helicopter that would be bizarre.
>>216976936I think being decapitated by a helicopter qualifies as bizarre regardless of the setting.
>>216976890> And you hate her why? Solely out of jealousy?Yes, precisely!
>>216976936ok fine you are right. getting decapitated by helicopter is a totally normal way for people to die. my apologies for ever posting. it wont happen again
>>216976936Fucking retard
>>216976964If you're around helicopters it is.
>>216975765...What do you get out of lying like this, retard schizo? Dead people do not get up and start screaming, because they are dead. Dying people can twitch, convulse, and moan- but when they actually die, they lose the ability to do those things, both consciously and unconsciously.You want me to take you to my city morgue sometime so we can examine dead people together?
>>216976964good bitchobey your master next time
>>216976926Are we back to blaming Conan? Has Hader's role in the tragedy already been forgotten?
>>216975765I just gently convince them to get back in the ground a la Finnegan's Wake
>>216976618Kek, face blind autists are real.
>>216977220All fat people look same
>>216973317>>216973428>It's worse than you can imagineFaul McCartney showed it was trivial. Lookalikes > losing the cash cow due to 'natural causes'.
>>216973317She's still alive?
>>216976926>>216977135Conan was the one who gave him the bath salts.
I find it "mysterious" that almost 90 years later, we're still talking about Amelia Earhart, but no one ever mentions Fred Noonan.
>>216977081>Lowest IQ in the thread award nominee
>>216977540Zombies aren't realTake your Jewish magic elsewhere, rabbi
>>216977438He was in an episode of Star Trek Voyager. He's the white human.
>>216976624but, isn't Betty a woman's name?
>>216975311He also got his dick circumcised to become "more American" kek
>>216972500Audrey Plaza husband What happened?Why was literally no reaction from her, Hollywood and tabloids?
>>216974906there's no mystery.she was raped in the ass by hollywood jews until she died.
>>216977727do you just look up celeb penile info
>>216977389That's not true. Legally. He may have left them out, in the bathroom, a perfectly legitimate place to have bath salts, and Nick coincidentally found them.
>>216974906>would of
>>216977990A bathroom may be a perfectly normal place to leave bath salts; but most people don't keep a lighter and a crack pipe next to their bathtub.
>>216976926>>216977135>>216977389>>216977990what's the normie qrd and what's the 4chan qrd of this?お願いします
>>216975371Damn, epic rap battles told me he was "killed by penicillin"
>>216977898You don't?
>>216978047Those were in the medicine cabinet which Nick shouldn't have opened anyway.
>>216978059>what's the normie qrdRob Reiner and his wife had their throats cut by their autistic drug addict son after they got into an explosive argument at Conan O'Brien's Christmas party.>what's the 4chan qrd of this?Conan O'Brien AKA The Ginger Devil of Haitian folklore and Bill Hader set the whole thing up to get back at Rob Reiner for keeping them out of Hollywood's inner circle since they weren't Jewish.Conan laid out the bath salts and crack pipe in the bathroom for Nick Reiner to find along side a commemorative officially licensed Rambo survival knife and told him to relax in the bathroom with some complimentary fentanyl to calm him down. Hader then confronted him downstairs telling Nick that he was a nobody and a gutless wonder and that no one would remember him for anything other than being Rob's son and that Rob had told everyone at the party how embaressed he was of his son. This lead to the shouting argument between father and son at which point Conan discouraged his guests from calling the police in order to spare Rob's reputation. The rest is history.
>>216976612Most cases of "cancer" are aids. Anderson getting his shit pushed in killed him. Like John Wayne. And Steve Jobs. And LOL "Hit his head".No his head was hit with a large bat shaped instrument. >>216977279Like that senator who spoke openly about the ADL having undo influence over american politics, "got sick" then came back looking completely different and inches taller.
>>216978205Conan a real nigga
>>216975765>AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH GUYS I'M STILL ALIVE PLEASE HEL-*THUD*-ACK! *THUD* THUD* *THUD*lmao
>>216973502The footage of her getting up out of the bed and them pinning her back down when she was allegedly already dead was bizarre
>>216978280You do realize she wasn't immediately dead, right? Are you morons serious? The woman was dying, in extreme agony and complete hysterics. The paramedics pushed her down onto the cart as they loaded her into the amberlamps so she wouldn't hurt herself any further.Although, I imagine that must've been a nightmare for Ann. She probably knew somewhere in the back of her drug-addled mind that she was basically a dead woman. Fucking horrifying
>>216978280It was also strange because the whole thing looked fake. Like the people pushing the stretcher around didn’t look like EMTs if I remember correctly and the whole thing looked setup in general like people were in a rush to cover the whole thing up and it was just an accident it got filmed.
>>216978205> Conan laid out the bath salts and crack pipe in the bathroom for Nick Reiner to find along side a commemorative officially licensed Rambo survival knife and told him to relax in the bathroom with some complimentary fentanyl to calm him down.I laughed so hard at this that there were tears in my miserable eyes, oh my fuck
>>216972500I want to be clear on how I characterize this. This was a mostly peaceful bludgeoning. It was not, generally speaking, unruly.
>>216975765based ghoul wrangler
>>216978383I for one, would like to be peacefully bludgeoned to death instead of violently so. It's basic economics, really
>>216978372>didn’t look like EMTsThat's just Los Angeles. Everyone looks fake.
>>216978244Ellen Degenerate strikes again
>>216978372This and also who the fuck would want to burn to death for a suicide. That’s the most painful way to go.
As this thread demonstrates, part of the “Kill My Ex” package that Ellen purchased also included years of narrative control and cover up. A very premium, white glove service.
>>216978476You have to understand that Anne Heche was very disturbed and not thinking clearly. She was probably on PCP or something which is also why despite being burned so severely her death was inevitable she was still flailing around. She was probably high as a kite.
>>216978476If it was a suicide why didn't she just get a can of gasoline and act like a Buddhist monk in her own backyard instead of driving into a house where you're not guaranteed the fiery end you're looking for?
>>216978538High or not, I think she probably knew she was dying. Can you imagine the hellish PCP hallucinations she must've seen and heard as she gradually lost consciousness for the final time? She was probably fucking seeing demons, Jesus christ
>>216978577Copious amounts of drugs + unchecked suicidal impulses = insanely violent death
>>216973579>>216972919man these last few years really made me realize just how retarded conspiracy theoriest actually are
>>216978691>>> last few yearsIt took you that long? You can go on /x/ or /pol/ right now, and after 5 minutes you'll realize how much of a legitimately deranged, anti-intellectual cesspool this website is
>>216978691The strongest Conspiracy Theory of all is Everything Is OK.
>>216973104I build jeep wranglers and it doesn’t surprise me. The supervisors are paid by production numbers not quality. I’ve seen frayed break fluid lines get shipped because they didn’t want 20mins downtime to fix a tool.
>>216972987maybe sometimes you just get a headache.
>>216973104Lets say you're a bystander and you JUST saw this happen. Is there realistically anything you could do? As soon as you jumped in the vehicle to reverse it you'd only be putting more weight on him and furthering the pressure. WTF do you do?
>>216973290How would you get a tangerine in your ass? It would just turn to pulp trying to get it past the sphincter.
>>216978749Let me ask you this, what is a woman?
>>216978808don't peel it
>>216978808They do this ability called Gaping
>>216978808You better figure it out, wood. Ain't got time for lames.
>>216978808>>216978858>libtard used Gape on tangerine>it’s super effective
>>216978854Your asshole must be incredibly loose.
>>216977081what does he get out of this? idk? maybe he gets to make several anons night because the image and story is fucking hilarious, lighten up dude
>>216977898>the celebrity cock database isn’t his homepage SHIGGY
>>216978804if you were a man you could feasibly push it an inch or two enough for him to either push himself and get out of there or just slip out
What really happened to Brittany Murphy?
>>216978808
>>216978894I can vore a pumpkin anally.
Something about Jim Henson's death always seemed a little bizarre to me. >beloved Hollywood personality, constantly surrounded by friends, family, and fans>ALF creator played poker with him a few nights before he died, said he was perfectly fine and acting normal>ALL OF A SUDDEN develops the most treatable, easily-curable form of pneumonia>ALL OF A SUDDEN decides to put his Christian Scientist background at the forefront and refuses baseline treatment, despite having no history of being religious>literally found collapsed on the side of the road, alone, trying to walk to a hospital>dies immediately afterwards, doctors claim he could have been saved if he'd arrived an hour earlier>leaves behind no last will, life's work and name is purchased by a corporation he infamously hated working with
>>216975765kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W34iv8jkcGE
>>216978832How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
>>216978951The car weighed 4,700–5,400 pounds (2,100–2,450 kg). Good luck with that.
>>216973991>got his sweat glands surgically removed so he wouldn't look sweaty on cameraBut why? Looking sweaty when fighting is all part of the aesthetic. It'd actually look pretty fake without sweat desu.
>>216973104I used to think he was really really cute but the way he died gives me the ick and now I can never see a photo of him without ever getting it
>>216979029does the pope shit in the woods?
>>216979019Bro it is not that deepHe woke up feeling sick in the middle of the night, hacking up blood because he was dying from toxic shock syndromeInstead of immediately going to the hospital, he waited for an hour and basically let himself dieIn that amount of time he even joked to his wife that he thought he was dying, but he still did nothing about it until it was too late
>>216979029I didn’t have breakfast this morning so I guess I would feel like I do right now.
>>216979042A better question is wtf doctor willingly did it for him?
>>216978963Satanic black magic.Sick shit.
>>216979062And just how is it that you feel right now, anon? Please, share with us all how it is you are feeling.
>>216978808>how would you get a tangerine in your ass?Id show you but this is a blue board desu
>>216979108That is the gayest analogy I have ever heard. Congratulations, and I’ve heard many.
>>216979019He had AIDS. He was a bathhouse gay.
>>216979084The procedure is called ETS and it's pretty common.
>>216979137I'm glad I was able to help you out, buddy. :)
>>216979084>>216979084
>>216979166I mean for cosmetic reasons.
>>216976062He's paid to beat up dead people not to check their health like some fancy big city doctor
>>216977738What are you talking about? Just saw a video on jewtube the other week about her sobbing about him. Not every celebrity wants everything in their lives to be public.
>>216979230Look around enough and you'll find a doctor willing to do anything for the money. This Swedish retard paid about $200,000 to look like this on purpose and had to go to Brazil to find a doctor to do it since all others refused.
>>216977738>>216979262I bet her pussy smells bad and looks like a dangly, wet tube sock
>>216979280>> she paid that much to look like the average american woman, who regularly looks like that for freeLOL!!!
>>216979019>ALL OF A SUDDEN develops the most treatable, easily-curable form of pneumoniaFrom what I heard it wasn't that sudden. He'd been having problems all week and people were telling him he needed to see a doctor; but he was a workaholic so he put it off and put it off and put it off until he was dying.
>>216972987Ive seen things about a Yakuza hit, but whats weirder is the shit with his son.
>>216978963Sounds like an overdose. I dont think anything was odd with that.
>>216978804no. just call 911 and when he asks for help just tell him お前はもう死んでいる
>>216979311>hurrrrr every american looks like that!!one!1!so where are you from?
>>216979035You never pushed a car before?
>>216979379up a hill, dummy
>>216979328Not really that weird when you consider the dumb fuckery of Rust or that actor on some 90s spy show that fired at blank at his head for a joke and it ended up sending part of his skull through his brain.
>>216979289God I hope so.
>>216972500Not a death but the whole Jessica Alba being kidnapped and found tied up in a car trunk and refusing to ever say who did it it is pretty mysterious
>>216975765Canadian healthcare
>>216979396Well you wouldn’t have to push it if it was downhill, stupid.
>>216975079The more I read a out this guy the less I liked him, just a weird cunt who got people killed unnecessarily because dying in a war was his dream. Then he died in a car crash kek
>>216979493Ok, lets see you push a car of that weight up a hill. Create and post the video within the next 5 minutes or your argument is null and void.
>>216972500>>216976591Slipping and falling to death is pretty normal. It's why Life Alert was a thing.
>>216976926He loves making everything about himself so he probably doesn't have any problem with people making this horrific murder all about him
>>216972731>>216972919>yaguwey mon I’s be targeted by de CIA n shiet because uhhh weed or sumfin mon Btw he didn’t amputate his toe because he wouldn’t be able to perform on stage. Not because of any religious beliefs. He was a straight up subhuman lower than an ape and the reverence for Bob Marley is and always will be cringe
>>216979520There was some remix of this on YouTube I found back in the day and I've never been able to find it again, it was so fucking good.>HELP IVE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP>G G G GET UP>G G G GET UP >UP UP UP
>>216979520The difference is Saget did a whole show in between the head injury and his death.
>>216978476She floored it and expected to die on impact, she didnt.
>>216976959There was a man decapitate by a flyer lawnmower at football gamehttps://faineg.substack.com/p/the-flying-lawnmower-that-killed
>>216977081Now that is one way to ask for a date
>>216979517Adrenaline is a thing anon. Seeing someone being crushed to death would put you in a state of hyper strength.
>>216979537He lived a better life that you. I legitimately like his music but hate all the other shit. >>216979451I forgot about that, fuck yeah it was weird.
>>216979650>people just shrugged Sensible chuckle.
>>216978691>>216978749Don't forget to defend police beating up people for not wearing masks during covid then turn around and call others who are against it extremists and shut the world down all over a virus that has a 99.98% survival rate.Btw I noticed you didn't answer what a woman is. What is a woman?
>>216979829>accuses evil heckin conspiracy theorists of being retarded>gets mad and accuses you of sperging out when you point out what happened during covid because it shows conspiracy theorists were correct
>>216979764nta but take your meds and women are born with vagoos
>>216979764>(you)
>>216979885>>216979918Not an argument.
>>216979931Never claimed it was, faggot.
>>216979976https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMlO1ldyc6w>take your meds
>>216979222How many children have you groomed with this line?>>216979029
>>216979999I’m not interested in your gay porn.
>>216980046Take your boosters.
>>216980056I already told you I’m not interested in your gay sex.
>>216980132>constantly thinks about gay sex
>>216980149I know you do! Jesus man, get help.
>>216979537Why couldn't he just sit down on stage?
>>216980173Whatever you say onions reddit goy, go back and take your boosters.
>>216980227>s0.y with a 0 is censored nowsoi*
>>216980227is that your bf you fag lmao
>>216980227Nice glasses. Dosent that beard tickles your boyfriend’s balls?
>>216975765>ICUIf your story is true, they outta just call it the Lazarus room
>>216975765you got me
>>216978808Oh my you're a tight one anon want to meet-up?
>>216977438I thought Amelia Earhart was solved?
>>216973804Damn that's stupid. Why wouldn't he check the chamber? Moron.
>>216972987>Bruce was originally given the name Sai-fon which was a feminine name meaning ‘small phoenix’ by his mother. She chose to give her son a female name due to the fact she had previously given birth to a son who died after a gypsy cursed all the male heirs of Bruce Lee's father. Bruce’s mother was deeply superstitious so gave Bruce a girls name in an attempt to fool any evil spirits into thinking her son was actually a daughter. When Bruce got famous, he officially changed his name to a male name and not long after he died tragically, then a few years later, his only male heir, Brandon Lee, also died tragically in an accident eerily similar to an accident that affected one of Bruce Lee's famous characters.
>>216979035good anon. And how much of that weight in on the tires (The wheel things on the bottom of the car that are designed to be easily spinnable)?
>>216980364Every year.
>>216978963Black mold in her apartment. A lot of people forget her boyfriend died about the same time.
>>216973104Bizarre, yes, but mysterious, no, those vehicles had a massive recall for this exact issue and the family successfully sued.
>>216979084Do you know how much a rich chinese gangster would pay for Bruce Lees sweat-glands served as a meal?
>>216980341>>216980227Gotta be the same anon.
>>216975765ELLEN'S GOONS ARE EVERYWHERE
>>216976428Even those women in the back?
>>216980420Well it’s still a mystery that people still purchase jeep products.
>>216976591Even Monroe + MJ cold on the slab ha their pix released. Why is Saget's COD kept secret, like he's more important than them or Robin Williams?
>>216979230Even sports, there was a big thing in 2010's bouldering and rock climbing to stop hands from sweating. I think they eaither tie off or snip the sweat producing gland but not sure. I know they don't remove it
>>216980420Pretty much. People also forget all types of weird shit that's happened, such as the infamous "let 'em burn" memo at Ford.
I heard a gang of rhinos put the hit out on Bruce Lee because those sweat glands give rhinos a raging erection and they shoot ropes. Talmbout, 9-10 shots easy
>>216979764>Covid>Matt WalshThis guy is unironically still living in 2020 in his mind
>>216976357Ive often wondered what the timeline would be like had Bruce lived, what other projects he would've gone on to, i figure in old age around now he'd be like Jackie, just a well known martial artists that ocasionally does some roles.>>216976857>he had enemies in the criminal underworlddid he? was there any other reasons other than teaching martial arts to non-orientals? I know there were some tabloids and some Bruceplotation movies covering his death that also theorize that he had a hit put on him or that foul play was involed with betty ting pei>>216980372errie, and shannon lee only has a daughter too, wonder if anything would happen if she had a son, or if the daughter has one i guess
>>216980543Sorry, but then what exactly did he mean then when he said "the last few years?" That's what I was responding to.
>>216972500Liam Payne & Trevor Moore. Any famous person who falls out of a window in just assume was pushed
>>216978205Bill Hader isn't jewish?
>>216973804>>216980366>Kath enjoyed target shooting and by 1978 he was regularly carrying guns.[42] On Monday, January 23, after a party at the home of roadie and band technician Don Johnson in Woodland Hills, Los Angeles, California, Kath began to play with his guns. He spun his unloaded .38 revolver on his finger, put it to his temple and pulled the trigger. Johnson warned Kath several times to be careful. Kath picked up a semi-automatic 9 mm pistol and, leaning back in a chair, said to Johnson: "Don't worry about it ... Look, the clip is not even in it." His last words were, "What do you think I'm gonna do? Blow my brains out?"[38] To calm Johnson's concerns, Kath showed him the empty magazine. Kath then replaced the magazine in the gun, put the gun to his temple and pulled the trigger. Apparently unbeknownst to Kath, the gun had a round in the chamber. He died instantly from the gunshot,[38] eight days shy of his 32nd birthday.
>>216976249was he well known in his time to have such media coverage plus due to the bizzare circumstances or was it only that?
>>216980575Every gunfag even a little bit into guns would know to check that chamber. He was either stupid or suicidal.
>>216980575Damn. Don saw some shit before Miami vice
>>216980258>>216980277That's not me. That should be obvious but youre quite obviously brown to think that.Trump won. You lost.
>>216980650I heard it was suicide.
>>216975765Scary post
>>216980372>Bruce Lee's dad pissed off a gypsy and that's the reason why both him, Brandon and Bruce's older brother are all dead.Weird...but that means someone other than the Triads had a motive to bring down the Lee Family, doesn't it?
>>216980725you're quite obviously an obsessive /pol/fag lmao
>>216980832>obsessive /pol/fag l-lmao
>>216976890Anon people in all the industries you listed still work. Even if you morally object to it, they still do something.Monarchs have nice lives purely because of what vaginas they came out of.Americans marrying into royalty are the worst of all. Our national myth is rejecting monarchs. Marrying one should be grounds for permanent banishment from the American Supercontinent. It's barbaric to be a princess, literally more debased than being a shit eating Jeet.
>>216980725Don’t listen to >>216980832. Be proud. I know other gay men who voted for Trump.
>>216980650This dude got done dirty so unbelievably hard. Set up with some insincere creepy wannabe model & he was a virgin who didn’t know any better, made a name for himself including a company, then when he did all the work for her & her handlers gets taken behind the shed. Sick shit.
>>216980856fuck off to the sharty, dumb nigger
>>216980725You have to go back
>>216980908fuck off to reddit
>>216980909Ah look another election LARPer, let me guess are you going to say "4-4chan was only ironically racist before" next?
>>216980832>>216980890You were stupid and brown enough to believe I took a photo of myself to mock myself. Now youre running and hiding from how fucking retarded you are.
>>216980941I don't use reddit, you stupid shartynigger.
>>216980955No but it wasn’t autistically obsessed to the point that it ruined the website seething about racial pseudoscience as a coping mechanism for a lack of social skills. Now, go back.
>>216980994Yeah you do.>>216980996>niggers being violent animals is pseudo scienceKEK
>>216980439Yep, and all the people mentioned in the posters on the wall, too.
>>216980650>but the bullets had the killer’s motive carved into them, clear as day!Conspiracytards really jumped the shark with this one kek.
>>216980973I said it was your bf lern2read faggit
>>216980973You obviously aren’t the anon who posted the picture or made the post >>216979764 Weird thing to lie about.
>>216978280>>216978372Don't forget about the ring camera footage of her looking scared as hell while trying to maintain control while her EV is accelerating like mad through that random neighborhood where she crashed.
>>216980996You LARPing fags ruined this website by being perpetually obsessed with Trump to the point you that with anyone with an opinion different yours makes you go on a rant about "election tourists." Fuck off>>216981029Someone getting killed for their opinions is a conspiracy theory?
>>216981025prove it or stfu gaylord
>>216981025>be you>shitting up this thread >seething about niggers, joos, women, trannies etc etc>do this every day>on every board>have no friends or actual social status irl>this is all you have to look forward to until your eventual suicide grim
>>216981071Go live in a non-white area, bet you've never once lived among nigger apes.>>216981088Jesus fuck, what happened to this site? It's been overrun by shitlib faggots, wtf?
>>216981068>You LARPing fags ruined this website You wouldn’t know, because you didn’t post here before 2020 even I’d bet.
>>216981088Btw, can you point out where I mentioned anything about jews, women or trannies? Way to expose yourself, also the first person who mentioned anything political in this thread was the faggot who started going on about "conspiracy theorists.">>216981117I've been here since 2008, LARPing liberal freak.
>>216981102I was referring to me using reddit, you dumb fucking shartynigger lol
>>216981027Damn, what a cursed photo. So, if I'm reading this thread right, the main cause of death for celebrities is gypsy curses?
>>216981130You’re lying and trying way too hard
>>216981130Just go back
>>216981157>>216981179No, you're a revisionist liberal freak that wants to paint 4chan as something it never was. Before /pol/, /b/ use to be the most racist place on here before it was turned into a BBC fetishist board by freaks like you, and all people use to do in there was post gifs on niggers being killed in the most gruesome ways possible. /pol/ looks like reddit in comparison. YOU are a fucking LARPing freak, YOU go back you samefagging mentally ill freak. Fuck off.
>>216981130>having that image saved >mmmm but can you point out specifically where in referenced Jews and trannies?>checkmate shitliblollmao even
>>216981205
>>216981210>brings up jews and trannies>posts meme in response>omg I got him nowAre you retards really this insane?
>>216981237Shouldn't you be busy grooming kids on Discord?
>I’m such an oldfag I can’t even tell when im being trolled good lord just end it all livestream it for us too, a true oldfag would have
>>216981271
>>216972500Wasnt he about to be outed as pedo?
>>216981306Less posty more anheroey
Well, I came back and this thread really sucks now. I thought it was about dead celebrities. >Around 1:00 a.m., Reeves came out of his room, asking the group to lower their volume. After he left, Lemmon apparently said, "He's going upstairs to shoot himself."
>>216981348Ran out of things to say huh fag?
>>216981088>Ad hominem and straw manClass A nigger
>>216981461ran outta dicks to suck huh niggerfaggot?
>>216981503Project harder.
>>216980809Do you really think there were a lot of gypsies in Hong Kong?
>>216981515suck harder, /pol/nigger
>>216981538I was here before /pol/ existed, cope LARPing shitlib. You'll never change history.
>>216975765haha
>>216981643>muh libsstill nothing but a fuckin /pol/nigger lol
>>216981643>here’s my le old fag meme to prove myselfholy shit kys lmao
Ok guys, closing the thread if you can't behave
>>216981205>/b/ was nothing but the nigger compilation board before /pol/yea zero chance you posted here before 2016. which is fine with me btw, used to be you had to leave the website to find people so gullible and retarded they couldn’t tell they were the butt of the joke. now you fags come built in.
>>216981707aww you're no fun
>>216981683>>216981700>>216981734Is this the same faggot pretending to be different anons, or is this site truly overrun by liberals now?
>>216981773>everyone who hates seething polfaggots is a liberal ahhhhhhhhhh IM FUCKING LOSING MY MIND OVER HERE
>>216981773>still muh libspolitics is fucking gay you stupid fucking /pol/nigger holy shit you fags are fucking oblivious
>>216981816>>216981821Then why can't you shut up about it?
>>216981833idk why can't you stfu about politics, fag?
>>216981864I don't know, why do retards like you have to bring it up in every fucking thread?
>>216981833I will stop replying when you go back
>>216981894So you're autistic, got it. Enjoy I guess.
>>216981884I don't ever bring it up /pol/shit isn't my style
>>216981933Literally a few posts in this thread is a retard who starts crying about conspiracy theorists, but you're crying about imaginary "/pol/tards" (aka anyone with an opinion you don't like).These retards perpetually make everything about Drumpf, conspiracy theorists, MAGA or /pol/tards, yet you're having a go at me because I dared to criticise said retard in the first place as if it wasn't him making it about politics to begin with.
>>216981902>”you’re autistic,” says the man pretending he’s been on this website longer than he actually has to prove the most useless point imaginable kek he’s still going too >>216981959
>>216981959....are you replying to the right person?
>>216981990>can't admit it's mostly leftists that can't shut up about politics
>>216982010I don't give a shit which side it is, retard. politics is fucking faggot shit.
>>216982048Fair enough.
>>216981745Ok I'll keep this thread open if you post a pic (timestamped) of your cock and balls. If you don't the thread will be delated 10 minutes from this post
>>216978691You're falling for well poisoning tactics. All part of a plan that you're a pawn in... Smh...
OK thread is locked, you can not reply anymore
>>216982530hey you just waited until the bump limitalso I'm pretty sure you're not actually a mod
>>216978383>he was infected with COVID-19 at the time, but there is no indication it bashed his fucking skull inNo shit?
>>216982562If you don't think I'm a Mod enjoy your 3 day ban. And this thread is deleated. You cannot reply anymore.
>>216975765I'm fucking dying over here, but I'm not dead yet, so please don't beat me up
>>216979537Does one really need a toe to play the guitar and sing?
>>216972500Al AdamsonB-Movie Director.He hired a drifter to build him a jacuzzi.The drifter killed him and buried him under the floor with cement and dirt.
>>216982069Raped into concession KWAB
>>216983021Well no, I agreed with what he said. By the way, you will never be a woman.
>>216983061>his simple mind couldn’t resist the allure of the trannyhow predictable
>>216983153>his simple mind couldn’t resist the allure of the tranny>how predictable
>>216980650Sad and strange but no celebrity
