The most embarrassing moments in television and film
>>216974256HOLODOMOR
HOLD NA NOOOOR
CONVICTED FELONCONVICTED FELONCONVICT FELOCONV FELO FELONCONVFOFELOCONVFELOFECOVFEFE
>>216974445RENT FREERENT FRRENT FFFFFFFREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A wealth of riches really.
>>216974445I remember that shit. Funny as fuck
>Sauron: noooo the hobbits have destroyed my ring in the volcano! If only we had moooore doooors!>past evil guy that is naming Sauron's realm twitches on the ground: m-m-m-Mordor!Tolkien, you hack!
>SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOR
>>216974888
>>216974256In reality this is 100% where GRRM was taking the story. That's why he'll never finish it now.
>>216976192Yeah basically GRRM had figuratively nutted and now he has the post nut clarity, writing the rest of the books seems pointless nowMy hope is he finishes the books and then with the power of ultra instinct AI 5 years from now the show can be fixed and give it the 10 seasons it deserves and delete all the dany scenes
IT'S DOOR
>>216976264>My hope is he finishes the books
>>216974256so bran time traveled into the past and saw a child hodor there, then warged into him which somehow gave him control of present hodor, but also gave past hodor a seizure and made him retarded?
>>216976456He made the guy mentally retarded in the past so he could hold a door (?) for him in the future. This was a real engaging plot people got excited for in 2015
>>216974256This was the dumbest thing I have ever seen and I laughed the whole seen. Then I went online and people really thought George had that idea the whole time and thought Hodor = Hold the door was the best set up of all time. I instantly turned on Neo liberals.
>>216974256People thought this shit was good when it happened.
>>216976264He is 77 years old + fat + retarded
>>216974256How so?
>>216974256I CHIMED IN WITH HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OFHOLDING THE GOD DAMN DOOR
>>216974341open na noor
>>216974256
>>216979689>O HAWLD DEM DOHS
>>216974256DURRR HURR DDUUURRR HURD DA DEEERRR
>>216974256The future creates the past. This is not fantasy science fiction. It's real.
>>216979689OOOHHHHH LAAAAWWWDDDLAAWWWDDD OF DEM MUFFUGGIN RANGZZZ
>>216979774We're there season 3 posters posted here real? They actually put her and the mulatto elf front and center with noone else in it lmao wtf
NIGGA HODAMIC IS TAPPED IN
I like hold the door, I think it's fittingly tragic that Hodor's entire life was ruined just so he could hold back some zombies for like 5 seconds before being torn apart so Bran could get away and how it could lead to Bran developing into a cold greenseer that sees others lives as pawns to be sacrificed for a greater good like Boodraven. The show completely botched Bran suddenly turning into the BranBot 5000 in between seasons of course.
>>216976310>Alexander Akimov would you please shut the reactor casing DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>>216974256GONNA GOOOOOOON
>>216979920it's a sad day when she's unironically one of the best part of the shitty show.
>>216979689>>216979774hot take: I would
>>216976508What a selfish prick
how did Game of Thrones get so popular? The first season was boring as fuck
>>216982874everything about the last two movies is embarrassing
>>216974256The greatest television moment in reddit history.
watching this having never watched a single episode made me laugh. People got invested in this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DoBY8M_bCg
>>216982952>the comments are all praising it as some masterfully well done sceneI swear that show was hard carried by the music
>>216982040Agreed on all points. I can imagine how it might seem completely out of the blue for people qho only watch the show since it cut out almost all that stuff but it feels like a natural development from the point of the book
>>216982910>last twoAnon i...
>>216982871At that point all comparable fantasy shows on tv were garbage tier Xena knockoffs or syfy shit similar to that legend of the seeker that looked like bad larping.GoT brought high production values and proper casting. And people were expecting good things because other comparable HBO prestige projects preceding it were Rome and Deadwood.
>>216982910What’s crazy is there are star wars tv shows that came after that are worse
>>216983103The Mandalorian and Grogu Shitto will save the franchise
>>216983369Gestoord? Weet ik.
>>216982952
>>216983658I know I sound like some edgy teen, but normies sometimes feel like a different species.
>>216976310Heh
>>216983658his death would've been more impactful if it made any kind of logical sense. they really did not pull off the time travel shenanigans.
>>216974888done that loser lol
>>216982871High budgetFirst 3 books are good for people that don't want to into more esoteric fantasy fiction The more you read of it the more unimpressed you wind up with many aspects of ASOIF, but some of it still holds up. I actually do like Martin's smaller familial level tragedies, but even a lot of those were misunderstood.A lot of people genuinely believed Tywin was some kind of super genius and not a miserable retard who lucked out with one strat that always wound up biting him (or his family later) in the ass.
>>216979689unironically one of the better characters in that shit show
>>216982871It's a soap opera in medieval armor, women love soap operas
>>216976310
>>216983954>watching it in the first placewhy are you gay?
>>216974256It would've been funnier if his name was Stobdazombis
>>216984240Kek
>>216984096curiosity. Like watching a house burn down
>>216982871The first season was the only good one
ok you young whippersnappers. Enough of the contrarianism. You missed out on a meta conscious event with GoT, its ok, you dont need to make yourself feel better. And, hold the door was a fantastic drop. Mad Danny is genius too. George is the issue bc he hasnt finished the series, not bc of what he wrote doesnt work. Almost every single issue is from DnD removing shit and it biting them in the ass later. Anyone with half a brain saw the decline coming somewhere in s03 an s04. Game of thrones went to shit because of jewish nepotism, sort of like the United States of America itself. But hold the door is no where near in the list of issues
>>216974888OMG
>>216976508It really makes no sense as not only did he do this by accident, he could very easily take over Hodors body and had already done so numerous times with nothing like this happening.
>>216982871>The first season was boring as fuckNo it wasn't, you idiot.
>>216985424you retarded nigger, warging humans is specifically forbidden in the 3 rules of warging. This is a vital reason to showcase why. If you werent a room temperature mouth breather youd see without Bran and hodor, there is no reason you dont wheel bran to KL and warg cersei or whoever. GRRM has made shit fucking ton of mistakes, Bran and Bloodraven and time is not one of them (though it ironically is because bran is aged too young but thats another convo)
>>216979886Absolutely Mayan Capered
>>216974256When did you realize ASOIAF is actually and unironically shit?
