>I'm going to cheat on the mobster boss's daughter because she wasn't fucking me while she was sick while trying to get into the family after the boss told me he won't let me become part of the lifeI know they deliberately make fun of him for being retarded, but how was this man so retarded?
hey look another NPC slopranos thread
>>216976606you tell em little mexican boy! viva la california!
the fact that you are incredulous as to the idea he couldn't string four pieces of information together shows you've never been around truly retarded people >but i did have breakfast this morning
>>216976590Yeah but do you know who is old man was???
>you tell em little mexican boy! viva la california!
>>216976606Tomorrow this thread'll be 404ed, but you'll be stupid forever.
>>216976622>If you don’t like my wopslop then y- you’re Mexican! is that the best you got?
>>216976905your show is fucking garbage and you’re literally no different from a predditor constantly posting stupid shit about it. you’ll always be a massive faggot.
>>216976905Kek. Ralph's one liners were the best
>>216976590He was simply taking the ohbleekay path to success.
>>216976606Go on tell us what shows you like>>216976940I'll wait. Im sure you have great taste. Must be if sopranos is low tier in your world
>>216977166Breaking bad. Streets ahead of cartoony, goofy shit like the soipranos
>>216976913i hope your mexican peers tell you ay caramba.
He and the bevalaqua guys were supposed to represent the stupid young guys who were watching wopslop and gangster rap at the time and wanted to become criminals because of it. They intentionally had them all killed to show what would happen if they tried to do shit like that
>>216976905*stupid and gay
>>216976913Wasted him
>>216977234Laughable claim that's almost certainly bait.
>>216977440 ay caramba
Let's post it before the crank wears off.
>>216977234Lmao if you seriously think BB the marvel of drama series is better than sopranos. Its much goofier and cartoonier. I'll be generous and say its second tier below sopranos top
>>216977558kek
>>216977308A very special episode of The Sopranos.
>>216976590Kid was always a dumb fuck though. Almost drowned in 5 inches of water.>Tha Pengwin Exhibit
>>216977558Lets JO for 8 hours before the crank wears off
>>216976606you should seriously consider salads
>>216976590This guy couldnt hear the fucking goddamn loud waddling of the fattest Italian sneaking up behind him.
>>216976606>>216977234I’m only responding to your rage-bait attempts out of respect to my fawthuh
>>216976606can you imagine that? another NPC slopranos thread?
>>216976606OH!
>>216977308Bevilaqua probably could have made it he just didn’t want to wait around another 10 years being Christopher’s errand boy. Jackie Jr. was never cut out for the life, he grew up too coddled. Maybe if Jackie Sr. had lived he could have pushed for some cupcake associate position like AJ got set up at the end with but he was never going to be making collections or taking scores.
>>216976606WHERES MY CHARACTER ARC POLLY
>>216976590He was too retarded for collegeWhat else was he going to do?Robbing the poker game was retarded though
>>216978470Where do you even buy those douchbag clothes, like the printed collar that’s thicker than a t-shirt or dress shirt, that fits like a t-shirt?
>>216979331Excuse me? He’s a development executive
>>216976590better to live 30 days as a lion than 30 years as a sheep
Victory has a hundred fathers, but defeat is an orphan.
>>216980035>*pew pew pew*
>>216980073Deserved, he was told to shut up
>>216979926Jersey
>>216976905
>>216979926I find shirts like that at TJ Maxx all the time. I've been buying up a few since I've got a trip to Las Vegas coming up and they look like a good fit for it.
>>216978249>Did you bring the JO crystals?
he'd drown in four inches of water yes, but in fairness it's an open secret with literally everyone around him that they cheat on their wives. what did they expect him to do in his relationships?
>>216980292>dude is 50 nowI hope his crystal got super charged.
>>216980073>If you can keep your head while those around you can't -ACKKKwhat's weird is this is the start of a long poem that goes on for ages. Was he gonna recite the whole poem?
>>216979926>zoomers never seen a shirt beforejesus christ
>>216980356>buys cologne by the gallon
>>216978286Vito could see the future and he accessed all possible realities, knowing exactly the correct time and place to ambush him in order to succeed.
"Do you realise...that this motherless fuck is into me for 8 large?"I don't know why but I always assumed that they meant $80,000, I just looked it up and 8 large is 8k? How the fuck didn't Robert Patrick have 8000 dollars to pay back a crazed mobster? He had a business
>>216981093>How the fuck didn't Robert Patrick have 8000 dollars to pay back a crazed mobster?Because he was a degenerate gambler? Probably he didn't have a single penny to pay any of them
>>216981093He spent his kid's college fund, lost everything
>>216981093>>216981182Even his larger 45k debt to tony didn't make sense. The interest was 5% so it would only be would be a couple thousand bucks a week. He sold the kid's nice new car which should have been at least 20k and substantially lowered the principal (thus lowering the weekly interest). He operated a sporting goods store during the peak of retail before the 2008 crash and before everyone shopped online which should have netted him thousands a week. It makes no sense that he still somehow owed so much money that he had no choice but to let the mobsters bust out his store. He could have abused the store's credit on his own to repay whatever debts were left.
>>216981093>>216981351you need to basically double the numbers for their modern equivalent to take inflation into account8grand in 2000 is roughly double that in then take into account he was a degenerate gambler constantly gambling away any liquid money he had that his wife didn't know about/already allocated for the store or other stuff it's not that hard to imagine
