Mmmm...More shitsney slop.the average movie goer must be licking their lips in anticipation to vacuum up this turd.
>>216977292>moving away from a hades-centric storydoesn't hades single-handedly carry the entire movie?
>>216977355Yeah, but as a bad guy. The original plan for the remake was to give him the "dindu nuffin" treatment Cruella got.Remake's gonna suck either way tho.
>>216977292Yes. Herc is boring. The movie is carried by Hades and Phil. Even Pegasus is a better character
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>>216977392And?You going to call the mods on me?
I predict Megara will be black, 60% of the movie will revolve around her, and she will show she can be just as strong as Herc without demigod powers.
>>216977392I don't like /co/ because niggers who discuss cartoons exclusively are worse at analyzing them than people who like both animation and live action.That's just how it is.
>>216977292Ohhh boy anons, looks like Zendaya is getting another leading role. She's going to look so hot in Hercules's strong muscly arms :)
>>216977292>Let's do Hercules without the thing everyone loves about itThis movie will utterly bomb.
>>216977465God I hope so. Disney's gotten all penisy again after Sneedlo & BITCH somehow made money.
>>216977499Why does the braindead public keep going to these fucking cashgrabs? Not a single one of them has been any good.
>>216977355They were going to have Hades be the main character and turn him into a misunderstood tragic character. Thankfully they realized that's horrible and backtracked on it.
>>216977520My guess is it's kids and third-worlders who never saw the originals and to whom the technology still feels novel and exciting. Kinda like Michael Bay flicks, but with "OOH CARTOONS BUT REALISTIC" instead of explosions.
>>216977392>>216977398Go back
>>216977580Go practice your blowjob skills on a cactus.
>>216977520"What? You have kids, don't you?"-Disney
>>216977594How about I practice them on you you piece of shit
>>216977520>>216977499I honestly have no idea what determines how this coin toss turns out because they are all the same shit but sometimes the public slurps it up and sometimes they reject itSpecial shout-out to The Jungle Book (2016) because it made a billion fucking dollars and I was utterly unaware of it until I opened MSPaint and Wikipedia, I'd at least heard of every other shitheap on this list
>>216977552More post-christian morality slop for you!
>>216977635Putting Burton's Alice in Wonderland there feels unfair.
>>216977355James Woods is le bad
>>216977465why are white incels like this? or is this a bot?
>>216977672Burton's Alice in Wonderland was what brought this fucking curse upon us in the first place, like Favreau's Iron Man. It of course didn't invent the concept (as any of us who had a regrettable first erection to Glenn Close could testify) but it started the current assembly line.
>>216977292>no hadesno right-wing James Woodswilling to bet Hecate is the villain, because girlboss noise
I haven’t watched a single live action Disney remake. Not one.
>>216977355The villain will now be Hercules' toxic masculinity
>>216977672That movie has a special place in my heart because I watched a bad camrip of it with computer generated subtitles while drunk with my friends and the whole thing was like a fever dream.
>in spite of having a $150 million budget and starring Tom Hanks, the film was quietly dumped to Disney+, where it went on to win six Golden Raspberry Awardsoof
>>216977787They already turned him into a faggot in the first one -- he' ll be fully cucked and castrated by the end of the new one
>>216977882>PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>216977292Shan't be watching unless James Woods is back as Hades.
>>216977882I had to check if this was real. I have never heard about this even once.
