They really expected us to buy this as a realistic couple
yeah cage is too good for that mid bitch
Cage is pretty handsome, I'd say.
>>216978085He lifted her out of some menial government job and made her absurdly wealthy by sharing a gargantuan treasure haul with her (despite her barely contributing to the search at all) and she still divorced him and kicked him out of the house by the start of the second movie. Ungrateful bitch.
>>216978268Second movie isn’t canon
she's literally married to Norman Reedus, who looks like something you'd scrape off your shoe in venice beach
>>216978085cage's character was literally a dangerous treasure hunter who had a lot of money, ofc
>>216978295Is mingus her son?
Didn't this slag allow Daryl from the Walking Dead to impregnate her?
>>216978330nah thats his son from his first wife
>>216978359Who's also a former supermodel.
