ratatouille
>>216978115That's not ratatouille that's jizz soup
>>216978115I'll be monitoring this thread
i didn't like ratatouille until i was a little older
>>216978153We have seen the same image.
Don't fucking do it.
DON'T DO IT
>>216978175Absolutely do not listen to this man.Do the thing. Post it.
Do it.
>>216978115That's not ratatouille
Soup isn't a meal. It's barely a side or appetizer. Sick of shit like this.>OMG THIS SOUP IS AMAZING OMGIt's fucking water with vegetables and meat in it. Fucking retard """"gourmets"""
He aint doing it.
>>216978322uhmm but ramen like from JAPAN?
Well what are you waiting for?do it
>>216978321Is this any good
>>216978357If you like sauteed zucchini and eggplant, yes
>>216978115What's in that soup?
>>216978342Is that it
>>216978153freshly milked is fine>>216978342this is not
>>216978452I hate both of those.
i like soup
>>216978428Why are shartyfags such seethers?
>>216978428FRIENDS. COUNTRYMEN. DO NOT CLICK ON THIS. DONT DO IT. ITS NOT EVEN A GOOD PAYOFF OR ANYTHING. JUST LET THIS DIE. DONT CLICK PLEASE.
>>216978501Im a cook.Been doing it for a while.The thing about food is, to really understand it. To really appreciate it and know what its about.To really truly and honestly know what makes it good. You need to be willing to try new things.To taste new things.New things like all the new champions available in raid shadow legends. With over 40 million players world wide. There is never a better time to download and start playing.
>>216978597liked and subscribed
>>216978597>no code for 4000 smurfgems>I don't get to play with you in your clanAd SKIPPED.
>>216978322What about thick soups like squash
DON'T POST IT
DO POST IT
>>216978357its essentially a vegetable medley isnt it?
It's dangerous to go alone, take this
>>216978777i think a medley must have more things
>>216978342False icon
>>216978153Haha classic bait and switch!
JUST FUCKING POST IT YOU NIGGER
>>216978357I haven't eaten it but I've eaten all of those things that are in it, so I know it's tasty
post it
>>216978322You can eat that sort of soup as a meal with bread.
>>216978115>made with real ratsthe fucken french...
>>216978847in the end, the zucchini penetrates your mind. Maybe we are the Alfredos....
>just gotta fish the rat turds out of this prostate stimulated semen soup>wal ah the most perfect soup is ready
>>216978345Noodles in broth?
dude what if we made a movie called ratatouille becuz the main character is a rat LOL
>>216978743Potage - thick, creamy soup
ABUNAI, DONT DO IT
>>216979043XD
>>216978115ratatoing
>>216978825its probably as complex as you want it to be. the movie's version picks based on presentable vegs like zuchini, eggplant, and tomatoes that medallions well. rattytoully in the traditional style is prolly whatever the fuck you got then toss it into the pot, as is most beloved dishes of the masses.
>>216979199Chef Toing knows the secret of every great chef...
>>216978322>SOUP IS NOT A MEAL AMANDA>OMG IS THAT RAMEN SUGOOOIIII RAMENRAMENRAMEN ARIGATO GOYZAMASU *bows repeatedly* GOCHISOUSAMA DESHITA
>>216979339The idea of someone shitting out a log so long to fill up a sandwich bread is so fucking foul. Cursed brain made this
>>216978342RAT PENIS
If I post it, I'll have to go to the other end of the room to unplug the modem after changing my router's MAC...
>>216978321fucking squash and zucchini and eggplantyou'll shit your brains out, kid.
>>216978597you cocksucker!
>>216979391holy shit lmao
>>216979391That is a big plane
>>216979391What happens if i remove the plane?
>>216978597Hahahahaha fucking loser, enjoy having a shitty stressful job that is given to ex cons, alcoholics, and junkies and doesn't pay shit unless you're a private chef or a chef-owner. I worked everything from strip clubs in Portland to fine dining in Manhattan and all cooks are the same - losers who can't get a real job.>>216978357No. French "cuisine" is a meme. It's 80% extremely finicky knifework and then you add butter and salt until it tastes good.>hon hon I just spent an hour carving le tur-neep with my zpeshiul vegetable carving kit>now i add ze butter and ze salt>now it is feeneeshed, zat will be eighty dollairs hon hon hon>if you will excuse me, i am going to go to ze nearest kebab shop and throw rocks in ze windows and call zem Pakis, and zen go back to my paihrents house where I steel live even zhough I am le fourty five, hon hon hon
>>216979631Lots of jobs are stressful. That’s why you can’t seem to hold one down. Did you have an autistic fit when they made you mop the jizz off the floors in the strip club
>>216979391Delete this
>>216979391>penetrating this ass.....>with no lubricant!
blessed thread
>>216979631Okay.There is a lot of truth in that. But its not all truth.Youve had some bad experiences and im sorry that happened to you.
>>216979391I lol’d out loud.
I should go to bed.
>>216979726No, retard, I went back to college and got a real job, a.k.a. I make 112k a year getting paid to browse 4chan, edit spreadsheets, and go to zoom meetings. It's incredible what you can do when you put the bottle down, nigger.
>>216980141>Anon, it's 4 o clock in the morning, why on earth are you posting on 4chan?
>>216980419>4amDawg it's not even 2am on the East Coast and a cunthair's whiff from 11pm here. Where the fuck do you live? Is it 4am in India???>inb4 just google itI don't waste time knowing anything about unimportant countries aka anything that isn't the United States of America.
>>216979370shartyfag melty lol
>>216978597
>>216980652>muh sharty boogeymanTake meds unironically
>>216979498It would be extremely pleasurable.
>>216980708Looks like I hit the nail on the head.
>>216980788>I’M NOT PATHETIC IM RIGHTYeesh.
>>216980237You are a corporate concubine? Glad you are not stressed by all that dick-sucking.
joonies please let this thread stay up for like 2-3 days like that one last month
>>216980816Thanks for quoting me, I did in fact say that. You forgot to attach the gigachad pic tho.
>>216979391Laughed, cheers genitals
>>216979391I don't have a reaction for this.
>>216978115In one of those threads i saw a webm where real girl look like hercan someone please this webm?
>>216980993She looks ugly enough in cartoon form, why would you want to see her in meatspace?
>>216980971sex with hoodwink
>>216980858Stressed? I show up at the office one day per week and make more money to sit here and shitpost at home than you ever will. I do basically nothing. I answer emails, go to zoom meetings, suck up taxpayer money, and I'll never ever get fired because the whole reason why I got this job and how I got into the school that I did despite being a degenerate back of house loser for about a decade is because I'm Jewish. Suck it, goy. Pay me. Pay your taxes and pay me, cattle faggot.
>>216981329tl;dr, i bet you are bald lmao
>>216979391thats not how to fly a plane
>>216981329I’m Somalian and don’t even do that lol I just said that I have a healthcare office and they gave me millions. Das right im buying Newports, Henny and Popeyes on your dollar. Cope timmies. This is our country soon
>>216978357Its just egg plant, cucumbers, some onions sautéed with some diced tomatos or chunky tomato paste. Its the veggie dish no one cares about.
>>216978115I'm starting to get hungry...
>>216979484...for you.
>>216979391>They expect one of us in the soup, brother
Glad to see you guys enjoyed the plane scene edit I made. Next one on New Years Eve.
>>216981623I see it so vividly
>>216979391WHOEVER TUGS GETS TO STAY IN MY RESTAURANT
>>216980993
>>216981831Nice. I’d let her put a zucchini in my ass and jerk me off if you get where I’m coming from
>>216981831Looks indian
>>216979391Made my night.
>>216981831>>216981876
>>216979391That's a big soup.
>>216979631french don't eat parsnips you moron
>>216979631most unfunny post I read today award
>>216979391haha unc wildin'
>>216979391why did you randomly post this
>>216979391witnessed
>>216979391Kek
>>216979391
>>216981735>a soupESL go directly to jail
>>216979391Batman.
>>216978518"throw everything that's left from yesterday" soup.
>>216979391very good, i'll help keep it at the top too!
>>216979391I kneel
>>216979391Have we started the fire?
>>216979391A daring synthesis.
>>216980237>real jobsnacks and emails girl jobthe real price is your soul
>>216979391Why does Bane have tits?
>>216979391why would he cook a man soup, before throwing him out of a plane?
>>216982646>an soup
thats jizz soup
>>216979391make this /tv/'s banner.
>>216979391finally some fucking content
>>216979391a daring synthesis
>>216982646lol retard
Why is this meme making a resurgence? This was a thing years ago
>>216983190It's just soup, Rajesh.
>>216979631>seethes about le racism in the same breath as he's mocking the frenchPaki shitskin detected.
>>216979391All the posts clearly anticipating the usual image and then seeing this one instead made me laugh so hard I actually had a coughing fit afterwards, holy shit.
thank you for your service
>>216983256I don't like ratatouille, it's course and rough & it gets everywhere
>>216979391Jesus anon.
>>216979391Impressive. Very nice
>>216978115
>>216979391>They expect one of us in the kitchen, brother
>>216984039kek
>>216978357It's ok, an ok salad. Nice side dish but I don't think there is a "best ratatouille in the world" or someone who cares to only eat this - at least not before the movie. I can see some idiots worshiping it now.
>>216979631>so desperate to fit in or so angry as his job as a chef he replied to the fake raid shadow legends post as if it was a real person really giving chef adviceholy fuck kill yourself if you hate your life so much you cant even read 5 lines to the end without crying
>>216983217>nigga we’re in soup!Nobody talks like this ranjeesh
>>216979391 That's a big soup
>Amerifats arguing about vegetableslmao
>>216978785That's a cucumber not a courgette, I hope someone got fired for this blunder
Can someone catbox whatever got deleted?
>>216987435just check the archive
>I missed it
>>216978357Its just vegetables in sauceIts really not special
>>216978357It's amazing if made with garden fresh veggies. I usually hate meatless dishes too.
>>216979391A daring synthesis!
>>216987467>what is an archive?Newfag
God damn I knew there was a reason I kept coming back to this place
OP here. what did I miss?
>>216978357My made it for me and it was kinda lame desuBut then again i was like 8 back then and i somehow expected to have some trippy flashback while eating too so im to blame
I lost the image, please post it again
>>216978357if you aren't fat slob with nuked tastebuds then yeah
>>216987669I didn’t get to reply to it though
>>216984254Everyone talks like that, Dikpreet.
>>216989936Just copy the post number and pretend.
>>216978518Do you cum in your soup?
>>216990011Checked
>>216978357it's nice with some crusty bread and a fried egg on top
>>216978153jizz helps make it more creamy without using cream.
>>216978115what's in this? looks tasty.
>>216990049You don't?
>>216978597>play a free to play game>play two
>>216981329lol your job will be replaced by AI. You're another pawn to the bigger jew.
>>216992805Linguini's semen extracted forcefully by prostate stimulation with a big lubed zucchini. Very french.
POST IT AGAIN
>>216979474>>216979484>>216979498theres a BANE version? The corn anon delivered!
Fuck you all, you're all faggots
>>216994767its not gay if a girl does it to you
>>216988873>>216988633>>216994156Its bane shoving a zuccini up CIA's guy's asshttps://i.imgur.com/UMAhKD9.jpeg
>>216979631You made the French mad anon. I was at a small town in France on vacation before and I thought it was weird how every restaurant was closed at 7pm other than the Kebab place. Similar shit happened today, there is a bad snowstorm in my city and the only place that was open for lunch was an Arab burger place. Middle Easterners may be the product of incest but they sure know how to run a business.
>>216994767ayeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>216994767That soup must taste amazing.
>>216994767MODS MODS PLEASE HELP, MY BOSS XI IS GONNA SES THIS
>>216979426>boiled fruit makes me shitGet your fucking gut checked, jew.
>>216995130>eww there's vegetables in it
>>216995397Those are all vegetables, actually.
>>216994767he actually did it, the absolute madman
>>216994767AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>216979370Least insane post on /tv/ right now
will we ever get a gender reversed version?
>>216994898>every restaurant was closed at 7pmthis is a lie
>>216994767The soup must taste amazing. Also the cucumber
>>216994767
>>216994898Unless you were in the middle of bumfuck nowhere this makes no sense. I was always annoyed being in france, Greece, Spain, italy that a lot of places didnt really start to serve dinner until 6-7pm so if you wanted dinner at 5 you were fucked
>>216994767i went to sleep after i saw the bane one and now i wake up and see the thread is still up
>>216996122what like linguini on linguini?
>>216996747who the fuck eats dinner at 5
>>216997023i do, i like to sleep early (9pm)
>>216996122pretty sure there's one floating around
Test
so are ratatouille threads permanently ruined?
>>216997838how so?
>>216979631“French cuisine” is extremely diverse. You got the pseudo intellectual shit you’re describing then you got fat dishes with potatoes and cheese in the mountains, then all the britain and Normandy recipe with cream and milk then you got Provence cuisine with olive oil
>>216982732it's called potato soup. it's made with potatoes and bacon.
>>216997995>diverseits literally bechamel, potatoes, and onions. how did it even become a meme in the first place.
I missed it can someone post it again?
>>216998142scroll up nigga
>>216978322>>216979370https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQQnhq3tf1I
the joke is an_al insertion
>>216978597What a nigger, made me kekThis is probably an ad in some video too
>>216998116The French didn't forget how to use seasoning when Britain and Germany did. The only difference between British beef stew and French beef bourguignon is the seasoning and adding wine.
