>Imagine knighting Stringer Bell
>not a Baron How dreadfully ordinary.
>>216978344If hes supposed to be so damn Brfitish, then why did he embrace an african-american identity by doing hip hop?
>>216978344Why? What's he even done besides the Wire? He has a pretty mediocre filmography desu. If he wasn't black he wouldn't be getting knighted at all, let alone ahead of British contemporaries like Christian Bale and Ralph Fiennes.
>>216978454They probably thought he's been James Bond for the past decade.
So if England is under attack will these celebrity "knights" actually defend the queen or will they retreat to their Malibu mansions?
>>216978344Edris Ilba
>>216978344Why did bongs start handing out knightings to actors and fairly unremarkable people? Shouldn't that only be for brave men who served king and country?
>>216978599no, but Idris Elba will play the lead when they make a movie about it
>>216978979handing outb titles that carry zero obligation for either side is as classic as it gets
>>216978344>as if knighting means absolutely anything whatsoever..
>>216978454>Why?The picture literally says it you braindead retard
>>216978344Congrats my dude
>>216979203Rhetorical question, genius.
>>216978344he looks irish, what's his last name?
>>216978979What Briton has done anything even a little bit heroic since the Falklands?
>>216978344>Knighted for.....what exactly? We all know why he was really knighted, but what's the fake reason?
>>216978454
>>216978979They ran out of sportsballers
>>216979663>What if you were on the devil's side without knowing it?Wow, this is a really racist thing to suggest regarding black people.
>>216978384Ralph Richardson and John Gielgud were not barons either and they were better than Olivier.
>>216979660He's a legit cuck.
>>216978344we was knights n sheet
>play pretend in front of a camera>give some of the funnymoney you make to hungry kids instead of getting a 17th caribbean bungalow>GLORIOUS KNIGHT, YOU ARE A PARAGON OF OUR NATION, LEAD THE PEOPLE OUT OF DARKNESS AND MAY YOU FIND REST AMONG THE HONORED DEAD
What are the perks of being knighted?
>>216981403all the knightpussy you can eat
>>216979752The Queen certainly didn't feel that way.
>>216981546the queen protected her pedophile son who was epstein's close friend
>>216981692Maybe so but she didn't make him a Baron. It's kind of a big deal, it's not like a regular knighthood.
>>216978392Hollywood humiliation ritual.
>>216978979tbf this exact complaint has been around way longer than any of us have been alive.>SIR Stephen Fry? really?i mean, yeah. they're not going to give it to John Lloyd, most people don't even know who he is.
talkin' bout that night 'hood babaaayy
>>216981692the Queen was courted by her husband when she was 13.her son (our current king) previously married a woman one year older than Virginia Giuffre, and that was lauded as 'a fairytale wedding' by Yanks.how the fuck does shagging someone above the age of consent make you a paedophile? world's gone insane.
>>216981403Cheaper pints in pub
>>216981791we're talking about prince andrew you knob
>>216981791>her son (our current king) previously married a woman one year older than Virginia Giuffre, and that was lauded as 'a fairytale wedding' by 42 years old? Wow
>>216979623Balcony jumping is as brave as it gets, and we Brits are world champions at it
>>216978344why do these niggas still have kings and queens again? literally state sanctioned nepo babies
>>216982474They're a tourist attraction. Yanks and Chinks like the fairytale
>>216981403According to google the only benefits are the title itself and being allowed to marry at the St Paul's Cathedral.
>>216982474Its that or the nightmare of having the inept, sociopathic monsters we call "Prime Ministers" as the actual rulers of the realm.I'd rather have the monarchy any day.
>>216982474Why do you niggas pretend to elect a jewish puppet every 4 years as if it makes a difference?
Why are bongs still pretending to live in 1600s with knights and kings n shiet?
>>216978344no respect for knighthood anymore
>>216978344They gave this queen an MBE.
>>216982931Its a joke title now. I have more respect for those who turn it down.>>216983095I didn't even know this freak was "British".
>>216982931>anymoreit's been a meme for almost a century at this pointpeople were lampooning the honors system longer than most anons posting here have been alive.
>>216978344lol, reminds me of in middle school, it must've been right after the Lillehammer Winter Olympics, they had this stupid thing for the school paper or yearbook or something where you were supposed to fill out a questionnaire or a poll, and one of the things was Best Couple, which was kind of dumb because no one really paired off and dated until high school. But anyway, we were going through the responses after class and the obviously gay kid had written Torvill and Dean. The girls laughed in a knowing way, "aw, Anon's answer".Years, like 20 years later I saw the guy's mom at a local event and she said he lives in France now. "And you knew Anon was gay...."I said we all kind of suspected so. No one was openly gay back then, not at 13, 14. Not in my small town. He was a nice guy and I didn't bully him or anything. But when I tried to friend him on Facebook he declined me. Ooof. That was years ago though. I hope he's doing well in France. In "gay Parie" as they say. lol
>>216982931It's 4chan. People don't respect anything. They think it makes them weak. I've never understood why people posture like that on an *anonymous* forum. There's no need to be anything but totally open.I'm guessing there's some paranoia in the back of their minds that somehow, some way, somebody's going to expose them. That doesn't stop them from being cruel, but it keeps them from being empathetic or respectful in a corny way.
>>216982347yes, and i'm saying >her son (our current king) previously married a woman one year older than Virginia GiuffreCharles' wedding to Diana was treated as...nothing, a non-problem, just an adult man marrying an adult woman. it's all great, in fact!hell, his son, Harry, shagged an older woman when he was 16/17 behind a pub, according to the book he put out.there's the potential Andrew knowingly shagged a consenting-age girl who was being sex trafficked. the problem isn't that a man had sex with a 17-year-old. that's considered normal here, our age of consent is 16. gays FOUGHT for that (when they didn't have parity with heterosexual sex).do you think it should (legally) be higher? is that what this comes down to?
