>Hi Anon, what's happening. Yeah, its just me, your boss, railing your girl while you sleep. I'm inside her vagina right now, in a slow stroke stage... Anywho... sleep well Anon, gonna need those TPS reports by noon tomorrow.
Imagine having a gf lmao
>your bossMy what?
>>216978751Kek. Based fellow NEET chad.
>>216978751>>216978765but you'll never have a gf either so what's to be smug about?
>>216978649Honestly I'd let Harvey Birdman fuck my wife
>>216978765>NEET chadu wot?>>216978792kek, burn
>>216978649> Lumbergh
>>216978649I don't remember that scene in American Gothic
>>216978649XOCHEE NOOOOOOOOOO
>>216978751kek
I made my paralegal walk through a blizzard to get something I ended up finding online and immediately threw in the trash, then I made her listen to 16 hours of a guy driving in a car
>>216978792>Having a gfKek. You think i am a cuck or something? I spend my neet bucks on a hooker two or three times a year thats enough for me.
>>216979786The mailman is fucking your wife.
>>216979944>if i had a gf i'd be a cuckyou didn't have to admit that