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Hello Justin, I want to play a game.

Eight years ago you were done with a piece of paper and wished for it to be discarded. The bin was approximately two and a half metres away; barely three paces. Instead you chose to scrunch up the piece of paper and throw it like a basketball.

You missed the bin that day, Justin.

In order to pay for your crimes, a powerful toxin has been injected into your appendix. For some reason it will take exactly 60 minutes to release into the rest of your body, immediately killing you with hours of pain.

Your only chance is to remove your own appendix and toss it into the bin located exactly 2.5 metres away from the bed you're strapped to, which will then release the lock. In order to assist you, you have been provided with nail clippers and one of those red plastic spoons you get with the boxed meals at KFC.

59 minutes 12 seconds, Justin.



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