KNEEL TO CHADAMENMON
>>216984727cool cosplay outfit. is this from a video game?
>>216984727> tfw I genuinely though these were edited for the lulz and not real screenshots
>>216984727>Benny Safdie is so fucking ugly that they had cover most of his face to avoid Agamemnon coming off as a comic relief character>but Matt Damon has a clause in his contract that stipulates that his face can't be covered up lest the audience forgets that Matt Damon, hollywood superstar, is on screen so they had to cut away most of his helmet
>>216984813Holy fuck you weren't kidding. That mf is ugly as shit, and not even in an intimidating way. More like an "ew leave me alone" kind of way.
>>216984727The audience will go nuts when he's introduced accompanying the BRAAAM.Nolan wins again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ8KWuI1p9w
>>216984727>[Speech 100] IF YOU GO TOO FAR WEST YOU CANT HOLD THE EASTB R A V O N O L A NRAVONOLAN
>>216984813>>216984827He legit looks like my gay cousin. Why would they cast him? Must be jewish.
>>216984813>>216984827>>216984882He's also 5'7, is he standing on stilts towering over Matt?
>>216984813Agamemnon was a literal cuck and was killed by his wife and his wife's boyfriend kek. Safdie is a good choice
>>216984827He looks like JD Vance
>>216984727Apparently in this fantasy recreation the Smith who hammered Agie's armour were skilled enough to make the seams damn smooth but the two circular medallions that affixed to his cape were beyond their skills
>>216984882>mfw I decided to google him and it turns out he is in fact 100% jewishEvery time...
>>216984942He just doesn't have the trailer park aura of a man who gets cheated on with his cousin.He looks like he's more likely to sniff bike seats than bathsalts.
>>216984813That's a Safdie in that thing?
>>216984727Is this movie supposed to be the Illiad or the Odyssey?
>>216984727Why does it have to look like it's made from polypropylene plastic for fuck's sake
