KINO KINO KINO INCOMING
>>216985438>it's a court drama
>>216985438the hivemind is attacking earth?
>>216985438No source, total bullshit. Can just post anything at all in this format now and people will believe it.
>>216985448>Corporal Sullivan, did you or did you not disobey a direct order from a superior when you led multiple native rebellions against sanctioned work done on Pandora?
>>216985438>air>water>fireOh look, earth. Who'da thunk?
They can't fight off the humans forever in every movie. Probably establishing some sort of agreement or something.
>>216985438Wow, are they skipping 4 and going directly to 5? Bold move!
>>216985438>Avatar 5 to take place on EarthNow I will watch your 5th movie after watching the first and nothing else
>>216985551what about Avatar 4?
>>216985837Ice
>>216985502
>>216985438HAPA NAVI SEX SLAVES LET'S GOOOO
avatar get ipad
>>216985837Heart. They fight captain planet in the 5th one
>>216985438>natives will destroy space-faring Earth governmentYeah ok Jimmy
I really can't see me still being alive in 2031.
>>216986262It'll be 2031 sooner than you think.
>>216985438Holy motherfucking kino
>>216986548The real kino was Spider tickling Kiri into submission
>>216986591do cat pussies relax and open like flowers when you tickle?
>>216986630We may bever know but what we do know is that Kiri offered up no resistance whatsoever
Maybe it turns out they like blues jeans. So maybe 4 is them getting bored doing the same stuff on jungle planet in the last 3 movies.
>>216985837it's already been released and made five billion dollars
>>216986534I know, absolutely terrifying
>>216985438Fuck that, it’ll probably ruin my headcanon that Alien, Predator, Blade Runner, and Avatar take place in the same universe.
>>216985837air
>>216987139Wait, which one am I missingWhen was the air one
avatars vs terminators
>>216985448That'd be insanely kino if that actually happened.
2 should have had the plot of them going marina trench levels of sea and enter a cave that has human skeletons in it.and a big thing is that humans were actually Navi or some shit.
>>216987329What they should do is make a na'vi terminator and send it in
>>216985448That would actually legitimately be hilarious and fun to watch.
>>216985448That would be very likely part of the plot.Ultimately the RDA cannot be defeated via conventional warfare, but international courts recognizing the personhood of the Na'vi could end the RDA as a corporation and make leadership criminally liable for crimes against humanity.
>>216987377Your honor the case against Jake Sully is flimsy! This man is a patriot. According to his service record, he lost the use of his legs fighting our war in Venezuela, God bless him. Now tell me your honor, is the man standing before us, on his own blue feet, without the use of his legs? I move for a mistrial on account of mistaken identity.
>>216987365That was quartich
>>216987531No, he's a human mind in a na'vi body. I'm talking about an actual terminator, not someone who will go "oh no, my son!"
>>216985837Izzat
>>216985837Jake Sully will return...
>>216985438avatar 3 should have been on earth or at least should have ended with jake brought back to earth
Was the "WE GOT HIM!" a reference to bin Laden or something?
>>216987457kek
>>216987851Obviously
>>216987428Correct.
>>216987428They’ve kept gettting defeated through conventional warfare tho.Their main base was attacked and their forces were wrecked
>>216988089Their fishing ships were wrecked, at least.
>>216985837They’re skipping it and just getting 2billy direct from the government of Malaysia
>>216985448Would Jimbo truly go all out like this for the big finale of his magnum opus? 6 billies if he does
>>216988139They also attack their main base with zero casualties and wrecked their depot. Fuck all the navi have to do is fuck the oxygen reserve to win
>>216985438>>216985502This is real, but it's not a new piece of info or a confirmation that more Avatar movies are greenlit.It's something the filmmakers mentioned 3 years ago when Way of Water came out, that the final movie in Jim's plan would involve Neytiri going to Earth
>>216988198>They also attack Neytiri is a she, not a they
>>216987457Your honor, we have taken the liberty of exhuming Jake Sully's body and have brought it here today from Pandora. If it pleases the court, we are willing to allow the plaintiff to take DNA samples from the body. This will prove that their dispute it with a dead man. In other words, your honor, they are wasting the court's time. Strictly speaking, the tall, blue alien person in front of us is not Jake Sully. Jake Sully is dead. The RDA has no case. I ask the court dismiss this case and to issue an order to have the RDA pay for any and all costs incurred by the defendant with regards to these proceedings.
>>216988228What is this esoteric meme?
>>216988089They lose battles but the RDA continues escalating in their responses. They kept the pretense of caring about negotiation and rules of engagement at the beginning, because wholesale genocide of an intelligent species to extract minerals is kind of hard to sell to the population back on Earth, even on a dystopic hellhole world. As things got more violent, the RDA got extra latitude to impose their narrative of the Na'vi as unruly, justifying a more aggressive approach in Avatar 2 and 3.Best way to permanently diffuse the situation would be an ethical and legal reckoning back on earth.
>>216988368the real reason humans went to pandorahttps://youtu.be/yNbhHP5TCWo?si=6fzpc_T-_8gabdQN
>>216988198>oxygen reservePandora's atmosphere has enough oxygen for humans. Most of the masks/exopacks don't give people oxygen, they just filter out the other substances in the air which make it toxic.
>>216988198All the humans have to do to win is drop nukes on the magic trees from orbit and the blue cats couldn't do shit to stop them, but they have plot armor so that won't happen
>>216985438This is going to be a misanthropic nightmare
>>216988433Why didn't America just nuke Vietnam? Why didn't America just nuke Iraq? Why didn't America just nuke etc.
>>216988433The RDA is canonically forbidden from having WMDs. They may be powerful but they are not above any sort of regulation.
>>216985448the best kind of drama
>>216985438>After years of conflict, the RDA forces have finally managed to quell the blue savages. With Pandora conquered and the natives pacified, the RDA forces finally arrive back on Earth bringing with them the spoils of war. Na'vi female are subjugated and awarded to every male human who took part in the campaign.
>>216988539Marisa Tomei is fine, fine, fine, FINE! in this movie
>>216985438Just gotta make it to 2040 bros
>>216985837Water again
>>216988755>5,475 days until Avatar 5
>>216987457>on his own blue feetlul
>>216988810im not gonna make it bros
>>216988999The way of robust has no beginning and no end.
>>216988999you can make it!https://youtu.be/h4pkjDjPFjY?si=iT5O8m-SzVOppl5O
I hope they put Lo’ak in a room with those rich fucks buying the Tulkun brain juice.
>>216985438No wonder James is turning it into a novel.
>>216985448IF YOU GOT IT ON TAPE, THEN THAT'S WHAT I SAID. THEY WERE KILLING MY TRIBE, SO YEAH, I SAID IT. "WASTE THE MOTHERFUCKERS."
>>216989368>Jim this is 1300 pages>Yes?>Well it's just that 700 of them consist of court room transcripts>Yes?>Well it's just that...>YES?>Nothing Jim, nothing...
>>216987428It will end with the Na'vi being herded into camps/quarantine zones after the Trial of Jake Sully. >>216987457topkek>>216988433They can't ethnically cleanse the Na'vi, but if they could the easiest way for a space-faring civilization with clonetech would probably just to engineer some sort of virus/pathogen to wipe them out and only them. Then free reign to do what you want.
>>216989437Based
>>216985448I will now watch your blue cat slop
>15 years of Avatarpostingit's been a wild ride bros
>>216989559forgot to add thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z10nWfR2nv0
>>216989504This guy is more flexible at 70 than I was at any age in my life
>>216989659that's the power of racism
MY BODY IS READY>>216986548I made that webmThank you for saving it and posting it.
Give it to me straight, doc. Should I buy the product that is the new The Making of Avatar book?
>>216990244do that
Early screening anon was right avatar 4 they’re going to do the sky beam weapon that starts wrecking pandora and it ends on a bunch of blue migrants setting off for earth
>>216990755what will the orange man who runs the planet do about the blue Naviggers? I cant wait to tune in.
>>216985438>YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT ALL THE NAVI IMMIGRANTS BECAUSE YOU STOLE THEIR LAND AND RESOURCES>FUCK WHITE PEOPLE ERRADICATE ALL WHITENESS EARTH FOR THE BROW...IN MEAN BLUE PEOPLEI hope Cameron dies in a car crash.
>Avatar 5>after some many failures, RDA is dissolved, it's assets liquidated, with US and China, under UN auspicies, assuming direct control of Pandora endevours, a binational joint venture>the only chance the Nav'i have is to send one their own to Earth itself and make peace with humanity, before Pandora gets crushed by the full brunt of humanityThere, i fix'd it.
>>216985438>Movie franchise about a lush and beautiful alien world suddenly taking place in a dystopian shithole EarthI highly doubt that. Maybe some scenes of how Earth is doing, and giving some justification for what the humans are doing.
>>216988230But most of the appeal of this franchise is being set in a beautiful alien world. Why the fuck would they want to switch to showing an ugly and depressing earth, something we've seen in 1000 different movies set in the future?
>>216990918>US/China/UN replace RDA with human colonists>expand>Navi emissary dies is "accident">Navi dispatches spun to be provocative and unreasonable >US/China/UN intentionally provoke Navi attacks>UN resolution to defend human colonists>"Pandora/Navi wars">trees bombed/burned down>last Navi live in reservations>Pandora fully colonizedfuck those blue noble savage fairytale faggots
>>216989770Sadly the actor is a liberal anti-ICE type, total opposite of his character.
>>216991133>the actor is a liberal anti-ICE typebased, hes a good person
Avatar 5 will also be Alita 2. She will help Jakesully fight the RDA on cyberpunk Earth.
>>216985438>thinking there will be an avatar 4 let alone 5 after how badly 3 has bombedI’m sure it’ll be real exciting listening to Cameron describe it at a press conference
>>216991210>the head of the RDA is Desty Nova
>>216991009To watch giant blue cat people fuck it up and go home
>>216991009To be fair, the Mordor-like look (or the opening of the original Blade Runner) of Bridgehead at night kind of made me excited to see more of Earth
>>216991376>made me excited to see more of Earthif Cameron puts the same effort into imagining what earth is like in the future that he did when creating pandora we are in for some real kino
>>216991151you have to go back
>>216985448holyfuckingkino
>>216985448YOUR GODDAMN RIGHT I ORDERED THE HOMETREE DESTROYED
>>216991210Turns out they needed unobtainium to raise the Titanic and it plays a big part in the film's climactic battle.
>>216991916I see Jim is still taking inspiration from anime
>>216985438holy KINO
>>216985438>>216985551>>216985946https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZHBeIAeILk
>>216988999oof... rip in advance
>>216991632eywa did nothing about neytiris hometree btw. did nothing until eywas soul trapping trees were uprooted. because they are eywas food source
>>216985448>Eywa is called to the witness stand>Played by Steven Segal
Bringing Eywa to Earth is really the only way it can end. Eywa provides the immortality they're extracting amrita for.
>>216993894Frankly the idea of a Navigger god being real is offensive.
