> be me> see ravings reviews of the Vikings, says it's uncensored nudity and violence> try to watch the first 5 episodes> it's actually the strong viking womens show, barely any nudityFell for it again.
>>216985639You're a gay faggot. It has some of the greatest nudity
>>216985639Later seasons, you can't go 5 minutes without a woman taking off all her clothes and having intercourse with someone
>>216985639/tv/ tricked me into watching Black Sails saying it was boatkino and it was just 90% women talking, 9% gay sex and 1% of actual pirate boatkino
>>216985639the whole strong viking women came later my disingenuous friend
>>216986565At least wait until Ragnar gets a Chinese girlfriend kek
>>216986726She's a Finn, not Chinese.
>>216986565How the fuck if I watched 5 episodes and there's already been women beating men in a fight and one stops a fucking rape. Are you retarded? I JUST WATCHED THEM. Maybe you're the one that cannot remember how shit it is?
>>216986340Black Sails is kino until the last season.
>>216987060the last season made me sad just because I knew how it was going to end and I was also mad the annoying black chick didnt get gutted
>>216987060>Black Sails is kinono it wasn't. It was foidslop at the start and it's foidslop at the end.
>>216987034stop watching critical drinker and nerdrotic before your brain completely rots
>>216987656Stop huffing copium. Shows don't become good just because you really really really want it to be good.
>>216987060It was utter shite. Good bait tho.
all i remember about the strong female shield-maidens are the nameless ones getting cut down and slaughtered later on in the last couple seasons. one of them got an axe through her face, that shit was hot
>>216985639Viking women stayed home and reared offspring but Hollywood Jewry likes to pretend they were warriors.
>>216985639Reminder that the "proof" for "Shieldmaidens" is that they've found swords and other weapons in the graves of women from the viking era in Scandinavia.It's very likely just their fathers or dead husbands weapons.
>>216987060I tried it a few months ago and it was an absolute cringe fest. I deleted the whole first season after half an episode lmao.
>>216987856They found one in England too.
>>216985639To be fair the first two seasons are good slop, after they reach ancient bongland the show starts to be retarded.
>>216987856Dweebs who's formative years were spent on Skyrim think shieldmaidens were a real thing.
>>216985639>> it's actually the strong viking womens showdidn't watch this slop but in pre-hebraic celtic & nordic culture women had more legal, economic, and spiritual autonomy than post hebrew cultural colonization. which would make it historically accurate
>>216989040How do you know? Where you there?
