>>216986352
It's funny, because he actually thinks he's a modern day George Carlin.

>>216986352
John McCain wasn't the one who made the fries, tubby.

>>216986352
what was the point he was trying to make about Diddy

This guy thinks he’s part of the MPLA

Miss the original Dave already

>>216986352
>white chicks pot head, they have that dry mouth when they about to suck my cock... I don't like it, crackhead chicks don;t have the mouth so dry when they about to suck my cock... my friend came to my small white people town and I was like yea we have dirty feet hippie white girls for you to fuck... scummy white girls, they're scum, now lets switch to a never do any wrong nigger-hero story where white people...uuuggh those evil white people, yea keep laughing and clapping 90 of white people audience, yea, I'm so smart

>>216986352
He just does bitter old nigger Ted Talks now.

>>216986352
you know you've become a hack once you start wearing army clothes as a regular guy

>>216986427
Isn't he? He's an unfunny rambling hack who gets by "telling it like it is"

>>216986427
If George Carlin were alive today he would be the most insufferable libshit. Just like he was when he was alive.

>>216986352
Comedians are good when they’re still struggling. There’s an anger and a hunger that comes from that which gives their comedy a little bit of that extra bite, not to mention their writing being informed by being forced by necessity to actually interact with the shittier parts of society on a regular basis.

They get successful, they get rich and comfortable, they get married, they start having kids, and all of that goes away.

A comedian saying “I got married” or “I had a kid” is basically the comedic equivalent of your doctor calling you and saying “We got the results of the biopsy back…and it’s probably better if we speak in-person.”

>>216986432
>what was the point he was trying to make about Diddy
That he had been under close surveillance for years, so the sudden decision to prosecute him was motivated by something besides the crimes he was long known to have been committing.

>>216987134
He used to be funny now he's just an annoying lowkey anti-white racist, grinding on an on about the evil white people and how he has so much money

>>216987206
Sooo...George Carlin?

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Fuck you john

The vietnamese people shall have their vengeance, death to america

>>216987220
Nah.

>>216987151
He'd occupy the Rob Reiner niche of going on MSNBC every night and screaming NAZI at everyone right of Bernie Sanders.

>>216987165
There are exceptions to that. Mainly Stanhope, who is the greatest living comedian to date. Stanhope never lost his anger, wit, and who he was. His "philosophy" had stayed consistent throughout his years.

>>216987112
why

>>216987234
>The vietnamese people shall have their vengeance
How? By making your children work in factories to make our shoes?

>>216986432
Same ol'
>dat nigga did a terrible ting babeh... still... i sort of get it, don't agree with that nigga but I get it... these evil white people though... so go easy on that niggah... white people though... thank god I got all this money though, to each his own brotha... I don't know, I don't know *looks down, smokes his L&M*
white people crying with lather
>he's a genius, thank you jesus

>>216987271
>I'm struggling in the trenches bro.. so hard bro... no, I don't even do any pushups anymore still stylish shit ain't it? hehe + I don't care

>>216987151
carlin made fun of liberals and boomers

>>216986352
Nothing funny about a roided out raspy voiced Nation Of Islam freak in fatigues

>>216987452
>carlin made fun of liberals and boomers
made fun of the elites of the vaccines, wasn't an anti-white grifting washed up gross scumbag

>>216987453
He looks like he has some chronic disease or something dragging his feet on the stage, fucked up eyes.

>>216987235
I agree, Carlin was worse and less funny

Chappelle at least kept me laughing until the new special which was almost jokeless

>>216987253
Hi Doug

>>216986352
Did he get fat again? He used to wear clothes that actually fit him.

>>216986352
John McCain championed the Bipartisan Campaign Reform Act. Dave needs to do some fucking respect.

>>216987253
Now thats comedy. Thank you for that.

>>216986427
Seriously. He's become such an insufferable faggot.

>>216986352
I am utterly convinced that the real Dave was murdered in Africa.

>>216986352
His clone is even less funny than the original

>>216987076
He's mad about getting his ass reamed out by elderly men

Why do chuds hate carlin so much? I feel like lefties should hate him a lot more.

>>216988184
He post-roids he wore some bizzare thight tunic that went almost to his knees. This guy cracked in 2004 and hasn't been right since.

>>216986432
that Dave has always been around criminals and knows that the government knows about their friend's crimes.

So if they get one of his criminal friends it is because of muh racism or some conspiracy.

>>216987397
Accurate.

One of the worst stands ups that I have seen is Chris Tucker Live (2015)

It was mostly jokes about how rich he was and how people begged him for money. I got the same feeling with Dave's new special.

>>216989171
This seems like bait but I’ll give you a chance: why do you feel like lefties would hate George “fuck whitey” Carlin?

>>216989171
he was a lib but lib then is conservative no

>>216987453
it's funny that his kids are azn

>>216989171
What's a chud and why do you hate them?

>>216987206
people say chappelle used to be funny back when bill burr wrote his material
was he really funny?

>>216987443
Maybe it's just comfy

>>216986352
$100 says he has tazer scars from his cia handler

>>216986432
Maybe it's like his old zinger about Michael Jackson
>some guy invites me over, gives me booze, offers to suck my dick, you know what i call that? A good host! Damn nigga tyrone biggums up in here fuck yo couch n shit

>>216990061
I haven’t rewatched his old stuff in a long time, but Chapelle’s Show was funny at the time. Killin’ Them Softly was also funny when I first saw it.

remember when this fag used to be funny?

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i've been to two Chappelle shows in the past year.
you would not believe how the audience goes wild when Dave tells his bit about the Russian mobster
ahahahaha
heehheee
whoa, a story for the ages!

>>216987206
>lowkey anti-white racist

Can't wait until it stops being lowkey

>internet niggas are negative

>>216986352
I haven't watched his latest special because his last one was like a self-indulgent TED Talk with no funny part.

>>216987165
This goes for literally any kind of artist or creative or performer

>>216987397
Lmfao

>>216990946
It never was that anon is just being polite

I don't know why Chappelle suddenly makes 4chan spaz out and seethe and throw tantrums but he'll always be kino

>>216992527
Nobody itt threw a tantrum or spazzed out
Maybe you’re just soft and paranoid

>>216986352
Dave is starting to look like a Koopa Trooper