Why does every studio overlook this incredibly interesting piece of history? The era alone is so cool. Is it just (((Anglo))) studios being butthurt about the French, trying to memory-hole the whole thing?
>>216986590Yes, because we all know the anglos control Hollywood.
>>216986590>gives jews monopoly on banking
>>216986590The reality is you can make a story about any single event.The problem with period pieces is that they are very expensive to produce, and modern people can't relate to them.
Because he was a loser who died and his family ended up breaking up his empire and being raped by pagan vikings for 100s of years
>>216986590You *think* you want a Charlemagne movie, but if they actually made one you would see that it’s better they haven’t.
howdy fellow germanic servantw, check it out, im made of gold
pretty sure there will be one made by netflix with a black guy interpreting him and a strong feminist angle on his 12 y/o wife
>>216986880Shut your whore mouth faggot. He did significantly more for civilization than you or any of your pathetic family ever will.
>>216986590I will never find time to watch the historically inaccurate French series that I vaguely remember from the 90s.But maybe it will sooth your hunger for Charlemagne.
>>216986913My ideas are more relevant then yours, I will now plunge Europe into centuries of war to prove the relevance of my ideast. Otto the >great
>>216987037This. Few men did more for G_d's Choosen People.
>>216986590he was German not French for one.
>>216986590Karl predated the french by a couple centuries, so why would anglos be butthurt about him?
Ask Ridley Scott to do it. It's be like a Kingdom of Heaven sequel.
>>216986660They literally do
>>216986660(((Anglosaksi))) control everything.
>>216986590>asking for a modern movieYou'll get a black "Duch" Charlemagne whose conquests were actually a plan of her trustful female advisor.
>>216987331Charlemagne lived before the Crusades you irredeemable cock.
Charlie Mane is boring. I want to see the RESTITVTOR ORBIS get his due.
>>216986590Same
>>216988041Tell me about Aurelian, why does he wear the mask?
Give me 7 movie series of Gengish Khan and Mongol Empire. That's how you do it, the scale is fucking insane like nothing in Europe.
Can’t wait for the scene where he allows Jews entry into Europe as a privileged merchant class.
>>216989706He doesn't irl
>>216986913Bonjour mes serviteurs allemands. Avez-vous vu des Saxons par ici? Sans raison particulière haha.
>>216991782>not made of goldNot my empereur.
