Why can’t Hollywood make a good hitman movie
>muh biddyo gaem
>>216986938FUCK YOU I WANTED TO BE FIRST TO REPLY
They still need to cast the perfect actor for the role
Agent 47 requires a:>Shakespearian actor that's physically imposing and is willing to not talk often>able to pull off being bald>actually has a chinAbsolutely zero actors in Hollywood meet all three criteria. Hell, I can't think of one person that meets the first one. The last few remaining thespians are all fat, old men.
>>216986919Just watch The Killer, the barcode and the red tie is corny, it was cool in 2000 when you were 10 years old.
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>>216986994>>216987104Unironically the actor who voices him in the games would have been perfect but he’s too old now
Jason Statham has a movie series called The Mechanic with a few Hitman-ish scenes.
>>216986919I actually liked both those movies. Fun action slop despite being shitty adaptations.
there's only one good videogame adaptation
>>216987104>my bideo gaem slop requires a shakespearian actor
>>216987411Yup, and it's Mortal Kombat. Not sure what that tranime shit is in your pic.
>>216987349Same goes for Michael Ironside playing Sam Fisher back in the day (with a hairpiece).
>>216986919Because they make them action movies instead of espionage thrillers.
>>216987449Happens more often than you think. Dudes like Tony Jay elevated every project they were invovled in. What's wrong with wanting someone with pure talent in a role?
>>216986919Trap was almost the best Hitman movie, should've just been set entirely in the stadium
>>216986919They already did. Hitman is basically mission impossible if Ethan was a contract killer instead of a spy.
>>216987349A Hitman movie showing an old 47 could be very cool. Set in a very far future since his body ages much slower
>>216986919I love that first hitman movie starring Tim Elephant
All I remember from that Hitman movie with Timmy Elephant is this scene where he looks up and looks back down, but instead of just having the actor look down, they reverse the footage of him looking up and put that in the movie.
>>216987496>tranimethe gender swap episode is essential to the plot
>>216987944Lynchian.
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>>216988370You cut the part about her not wearing any underwear
