>mfw Shang Tsung's actor didn't get a sticky
This was so cool, these days he'd probably need at least 3 times the body mass because everyone things fighter = pumper
>>216987159Chris Rea didn't get a sticky on /mu/ either, right before Christmas .The powers that be are retarded.
>>216987111>Test your might
First mortal kombat movie is still the best video game related film ever made.
>>216987111MOVE CLOSER TO ME
>>216987194What
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=253uZNXMg9ESCORPIONNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO
>>216987195Chris Rea died? I just checked a little over a week ago if he was alive
>>216987111Liu Kang
>>216987554He was driving home for Christmas
mother, you're alive!>Too bad YOU.. will die!
>>216987291Flick might be bad but the main theme is a banger.
>>216987159A sticky on 4chan isn’t some timeless respected tradition you faggot, stop acting like it matters or is somehow a “sign of the times”
>>216987111iconic design. nu movie scorpion is too generic. scorpion isn't a fucking samurai, this armor doesn't work with his identity.
>>216987111Soul>>216988392Soulless
>>216987930it ain't bad, objectively
>>216988392This. Its like they forgot that they're NINJA beating the shit out of each other
>>216988392that movie was a mess. i'm not interested in its forthcoming sequel. for me, Mortal Kombat was the first three games, one masterpiece film adaptation, and a so bad its good sequel. that's the extent of it for me. that's all it needs to be
>>216987930>>216988907*BERDANT BERDANT BERDANT BERDANT BERRDANTBERDANT BERDANT BERDANT BERDANT BERRDANT*
ENTER
>>216987111>WELCOME
>>216989638>this is where you fall down
>>216987930It sounds like gay bar music.
>>216989966How do you know which music gay bars play, Anon?
>>216990013Your dad showed me.
>>216990044What were you doing with a boomer in a gay bar? Is there something you want to tell us, Anon?
>>216987422jack reacher
>>216987111SONYA
REPTILE
>>216989638KINOOOO
>>216990532thank you for posting this man
>>216990532Kinoooooooo
>>216990532I remember marking the fuck out the first time I saw this as a kid.
>>216987159bardot did
>>216987111>Fear Factory's Zero Signal start playing in Scorpion's skeleton funhouse realm when fighting Johnny cage.The soundtrack was so fucking good.>>216987930Arguably not even the best song on the soundtrack.There was just a string of usually-okay movies in the mid-late 90s whose soundtracks were 100 times better than the motion picture itself.
>>216993663>marking outwhaaaatim stealing this
>>216987159Fucking shame.
>>216993983Is Mark the guy who plays Reptile?
*backflips into thread*
>>216987159He did tho?
>>216993772>The soundtrack was so fucking good.I still have my CD of it, good times listening to it on my discman.
annihilation is just as good.>its badno it isnt
>>216987508The N64 version is better since it has the arright.
>>216988096why are you mad
ENOUGH
Come yonder!!! *Throws crabclaw
>>216995999Electrifying trips
>>216988392The new one coming out and the new Street Fighter movie both look like Reddit-slop.
>>216995722 Hilarious that traci lords ended up with a platinum record because of the soundtrack
>>216995999FROM THE CLOWN
>>216996320The main problem with those new films is that they are not sincere. MK 1995 and the arguably the original SF movie were both made for fans of the games and played it straight without a hint of sarcasm or irony.
Very cool that Johnny Cage and Liu Kang are still pals to this day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T67ooFeTP4w
>>216996853why did highlander do it?
>>216997116Pretty much. The nu MK movie couldn't just let fighters have magic powers, they had to come up with this bullshit arcana plot that ironically made the story more retarded.
>>216988392they made him into some tiny chink guy. like i know theyre asian named but theyre not even from earth and they arent modeled on chinks ingame, no slant eyes etc.
>>216987159Pretty sure he had one on /v/
Still dumbfounded they put some gay OC Cole in the MK movie when Johnny cage would've been perfect
>>216997222>but theyre not even from earthscorpion was originally human and sub-zero was chinese since the first game.
>>216987195Don't compare boards retard
>>216997424thought the were deom netherrealm like kitana and all them
Fuck it, watching it again tonight bros. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkB7PWeQtSc
>>216987930It's better than your whole family, faggot.
>>216997582kitana is from outworld, but the netherrealm becomes scorpion's home in his second life where he gets into all sorts of shenanigans.
>>216996853Yash, I am Ray-Dun
>>216997582Lorelet
>>216997795yeah thats probably what i meant.
>>216997819youre proud of swallowing boons poz loaded work?
>>216997942old MK wasn't pozzed
>>216997201I also dislike that now Johnny (not just in the new film but the games too) is basically now a joke character like Dan Hibiki. >inb4 some thinkingcap redditor goes "Umm ACKHUALLY chud he's always been a joke character"Fuck off, him and Liu Kang are literally some of the best martial artists of earthrealm, that's why he was chosen for the tournament.
>>216998050MK9 was the last good MK imo.
>>216998050mc is a chinaman
>>216998198based on real people like bruce lee, thus not pozzed. if there was never any good chinaman martial artists it would be pozzed though. like how women fighters are pozzed, except when they're HYPERSEXUALIED for the MALE GAZE, the implication being that their purpose is to be hot and sexy. it's when you pretend like the idea of women fighters has to be taken seriously (by desexualizing them) that it's pozzed. but I digress.
>>216998198The chinaman is not the issue here.
>>216987111Get Back Here!
>>216998351he's out of his element
>>216997942>>216997582ESL
>>216998191i agree despite giving mkx a pass because it was still fun to play, but it was the beginning of the end. once NRS designers were talking about how unrealistic bikini armor is for fighters, i knew it was over. can't show sonya's tits anymore, but we can show her getting her jaw ripped off and disemboweled in 4K. insane.
>>216998316martial arts are fake retard and bruce lee was an actor who fought 1 fight which he lost (then he lied about it)
>>216998465retard
>>216998509t. has eyes but cannot see mt tai
>>216998198>anon is seething about CHAD KangShut your bitch ass up lmao
>>216998556cuck worships a chink lmao
>>216989066I would have watched the sequel for free with some beers but the guy playing Johnny Cage was a red flag and then in the trailer it was clear he can't do the movements so it looks total ass. They made a huge mistake picking him.
>>216998509don't care
>>216994047Mark is anon's dad. >>216990118He gaped me wide open.
>>216987930This nigga never saw Liu fireball Shang Tusg into some spikes in a packed theatre while eating popcorn with M&M's dumped in. Ha, I remember my buddies Mom had to come into the movie with us which was not her plan because of the rating. She took it like a champ, thanks Mrs. Strike!
