>Peter... Come closer>There's som->Something I gotta tell ya
>>216987908>N
IGGER, Peter.
>>216987908>look at this ai spiderman picture I generated
>Hoffman, you're shitting me; you can't come in? ...Seventh Jewish guy to call in sick tomorrow, September 11th.>Yom Kippur? You made that shit up. You're fired!Peter Parker enters.>Parker! Seen this in the financial section? Silverstein's shorting all the airline stocks. The fuck is going on?
>He was a man, Peter.... Dress-.... Dressed like a woman... But he was definitely a man!
>>216987908> I don't like girls>Eyes shut, scene endsBravo Netflix
>do you smell popcorn, Peter?
>YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THE WOODEN DOOOOOR
>Listen, Pete. Back in 'Nam, I boiled so many gooks there they named a brand of rice after me. But they stuck on the face of a darkie. Those racist slopehead chinks think we all look alike, I tell ya.I guess uncle Ben was just a product of his time.
>Peter... come closer... Closer.>...Pull my finger, Pete. Pull my finger.
Why would another fellow white do this to me Peter
>>216988021Kino, was this AI generated?
>>216988432Uncle Ben, I was waiting for the right time to tell you this, but your unkempt hair, prominent nose, and milquetoast fashion sense tend to give people the wrong impression about your heritage…
>>216988432I think he was Greek...
>Peter... listen to me... With great power comes great.... great.... Lebensraum
Oh Peter. You really crack me up sometimes, got the whole friendly neighbourhood in stitches
>>216988481Thank you Parkerberg
>>216988479No, it predates it.
>Bring me photos of me!
YOU'RE KNEELING ON MY BAAAAAALLS
>>216987908>i-it was a jeet, peter... i to-took his izzat...
>No. I don't want photos of Mossad operatives dancing on rooftops, Parker. I want Spider-Man!
>>216988661>He was secretly a fan all along and simply wanted to generate interest in Spider-Man photos so he could see more Spider-Man photos
>>216988661kek this AI stuff is alright sometimes
>>216987908>it.. it didn't happen, you hear me? B-but... it.. should have *dies*
> Kyle, before I go, there's something I must tell you. Come closer... Closer! One time, when you were sleeping, I put myself in your mouth and had my friend take a picture
>200,000 mostly from disease and starvation due to Allied bombing of supply lines
>>216988690I must be so fucking drunk right now, why the fuck is this so funny?
>>216988735Not AI. That's an extra scene from the DVD I think.
>>216988735>>216988770I actually thought it was from one of the newer ones where Tobey is in it for some reason.
Don't mind me. Best scene coming through.
>>216988828>indianfantasy.webm
For me it's the Morrowind universe.
>>216988003lel
>>216988796>>216988916It's a good thing the comics were never so insensitive.
>>216988358
>What's your name, kid?>The Human Holocaust>Jesus Christ, kid. Couldn't you name yourself after a real historical event?
>shalom he actually says this
>>216987908>>216989195
>>216988661Wait a min, why are the blinds on the opposite side of the office window?
>*urgh* Peter... I-I'm dying and you're sad because a girl at high-school doesn't like you back? Pete, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye chinks with an M60 on a Huey in a hot and godforsaken jungle.>Don't tell me you have it rough, you l-limpy, kissless prat. You have my permission to be sad when you've walked life in my shoes, I tell 'ya -- when you have to leave behind the supple brown nymph you fell in love with and made passionate, steamy love to in a rickety bamboo shack... just like I did.>You think I felt good about firebombing her gook village and watching our fuck-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! ...You know what? F-Fuck you. Let me die in peace.
What did this mean?
>>216989232> Me when i dunk on anons
Kraut, am I?
>>216988690This one right hereFucking kek
Toby Maguire is infamous in Hollywood for being a sleazy dirt bag gambler who regularly fleeces big name stars like Tom Cruise, Matt Damon and DiCaprio out of thousands in underground poker games. He's the uncrowned poker world champion. Apparently he enjoys drinking heavily and gropes and fucks multiple women, including married women, at these poker games. His antics are put up with because he apparently is backed by the mob. He's considered by many to be the most powerful man in Hollywood
>>216990980Based Dafoe
>>216992588Pizza time
>>216991343Really?
>>216988941Jesus Christ, so fucking embarrassing.
>>216988941US post 911 must've had the blandest shittest cringiest culture
>>216993006There's a movie about those high-end poker matches and Michael Cera plays him.
>>216991856>Why didn't you save them, Peter?
>>216993006no, I made it upbut it was fun to think about, right?
>that scene where Spiderman finds some kids spray painting swastikas on the synagogue walls, and takes the time to teach them how to draw it correctlyit's scenes like this that really help underscore how involved Spiderman is with the local community. Hats of to Raimi for keeping these little moments in the film
>>216988500god bless you peter *dies*
>>216992588>spiderman just stole that guy's pizzas before I could!
