Turbo Man movie starring Arnold's son. Billion dollar idea.
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>>216988112Is that the Mexican one that the white ones hate?
>>216988137Yes
>>216988137nohttps://www.instagram.com/p/DSp_eVLj6jV/?img_index=3
>>216988170shame about his muttoid face, if not for that he might've gotten some decent roles
>>216988170He still has his father's world famous pecs. Completely genetic only. Squared out pecs is the number 1 request at my gym but they are forced to tell clients it's genetics only.
>>216988170Too ugly
>>216988178See >>216988170
>>216988170I wish it was real
>>216988208Zendaya is a mutt and she is popular
>>216988170>This is what Arnie would look like without tranny roidsxD
>>216988417the guy in the photo is on roids though?
>>216988417Why can't you guys stop saying all bodybuilders are on steroids?
>>216988112Isnt he dead already?
>>216988112>>216988170Uh what? The one on his instagram right now is the OP pic though.
>>216988463I will when they stop roiding
>>216988112that's not arnold's sonarnold's son is white and fat
>>216988178>take steroids>become big>WOAH LOOKS LIKE CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY
>>216988563He is Arnold's bastard son. He had an affair with his Mexican maid.
>>216988563that's his illegitimate son from the spic housekeeper, the only son Arnold loves
>>216988170DOATerminal muttface. Unfortunately solid pectorals can't save it
>>216988563he's got 3 sons, one fat lardass, one that can't act, and one that's brown and desperate for his father's attention
>>216988463(you)
>>216988112It's literally the perfect time to make a King Conan movie. Old Arnold plays withered old Conan who has long since stopped fighting and only cares about his legacy. His true born sons never struggled nor were forged in the flames of pain like Conan was. They are gluttonous, dim and lazy. Conan knows the pampered little shits will ruin his kingdom. Conan's bastard son shows up one day and Conan is ecstatic to see what a warrior adventurer he is. He quickly warms to the idea of making him the heir. The true borns are extremely jealous and want to kill him off.
>>216989006>Conan has reigned as king of Aquilonia for decades but has grown old and feeble. His two sons from nobleborn queen are both degenerates; one is a drunken glutton and the other is an effeminate homosexual content to bugger catamites.>One day while Conan is out with his hunting party he is nearly gored by a wild beast. However, he is saved by a young strapping savage who lives a solitary life in the wilderness and has the striking image of his younger self.>Conan discovers that this barbarian young man is none other than his own son, and even though he is a bastard he is far more deserving of Conan's throne than either of his legitimate heirs.>The bastard spends the rest of the plot outwitting and defeating his half siblings and their machinations with wit, sorcery and might in order to claim the throne.
>>216989227Someone get Arnold on the phone!
>>216989227Bonus points if he is referred to specifically as “the bastard” throughout the film, until he takes the throne and becomes the bastard king.
>>2169890061st and 3rd need to swap heads for Uberson
>>216989006holy fucking kino. a shame with live in the worst timeline imaginable.
>>216989006>>216989227Kino.
>>216988227Not just that, the arms and shoulders are uncannily similar, even if his delts are a bit bigger compared to his upper arm.
>>216988300female muttoid + black
>>216989006l>>216988563>>216988617>>216988621>>216988702looks like abandoning your son dose pay off
>>216988178Bro roiders are so embarassing. I dont hate them but its so pathetic how they constantly lie to everyone and even convince themselves that its totally not drugs but just "enhanced".
>>216988112Couple of hundred million dollar idea at best
>>216988112>>216988170>>216988178>look at what this über rich nepobaby managed to do with a bodybuilder father, years of personal training, and fucking drugs :OWow I'm really blown away.
>>216991729he didn't even know Arnold was his father until he was 13. Arnold helped out his mom with her mortgage and paid his tuition at Pepperdine but that's it. He was never rolling in money.
>>216991880>ut his mom with her mortgage and paid his tuition"My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars"
>>216988112>Arnie's other son plays Arnie's son in The Twins sequel.
>>216991945he gave her $65,000 reportedly
>>216991880He trains at Gold's Gym in Venice. Arnold probably hooked him up with the best gear.
>>216988112I still cant believe Arnold fucked Consuela
>>216992826guys on steroids will fuck anything
>>216992844But he came inside her too. Is he crazy?
>>216992883he was an alpha male and he needed to get it on and his wife was out for like an hour, you wouldn't understand
>>216992909Dude, seriously, look at her.Would you fuck and cum in that if you had hundreds of millions of dollars?
>>216993001if I was composed of 79% testosterone, was roided out of my gills, was used to every woman in sight being wiling to swallow my cum on command, and I was horny as fuck, yes
>>216993001>>216993077You guys are also forgetting the Maria might just be an insufferable cunt and the housekeeper might have been nice.
>>216993001Yes I would, you fucking faggot. If you keep waiting for Emma Myers to come yo your room to take your virgnity, I'm sorry to tell you but you will end up masturbating to the grossest shit possible out of desperation.
>>216993518Nick Fuentes is that you?
>>216993518Faggot
>>216988112He inherited Arnold's Austrian caveman genes but less severe.
>>216993558Fuentes is afraid of women
>>216989227Sounds gay and subversive. You must be a jew.
>>216993518Arnold being the super star, famous hollywood actor and gazillionaire would have all kinds of young pussy wanting to throw themselves at him.No need to go for old Consuela there, and no need to cum inside Lord have mercy.
>>216993631she was the closest vagina at the time and he was in heat, what don't you get bro
>>216993670Stfu arnold
>>216993670> he was in heatIs he a fucking dog or something?
>>216993849He probably has body dysmorphia like most body builders and so enjoyed how she used to praise his figure.
>>216993849Roids make you sexually deranged.
>>216988112That german jaw isnt going anywhere
>>216991682"Enhanced" is a euphemism for steroids and other drugs though.
>>216988598>>216991682>>216991729Very, VERY fat posts.
>>216991945Biden almost forgave you your small college loan, luckily Trump put a stop to it.
>>216993842>Ooopsie, Mistur Arnold! I dropped ma mop, Mistur Arnold! Do not punish la sirvienta! Aiie Aiiie caramba!
>>216992883He married Kennedy.
>>216994477Which is what you do if you want to become a political figure. Cumming inside Consuela is a different story that demands explanation.
>>216993001She's probably a good mother tho.That's already better than most modern women. No arm done in the end.
>>216994462LMAO
>>216993001I believe the theory that when you're someone like Arnold, you're so used to having sex with almost all women you see that you don't even think about it anymore. Especially during an era when all the pussy you got was trough cold approaching. You just grab whatever is close by when you feel like it. The maid just probably saw her chance and lied about being on the pill.
>>216993001>nicer than his wife>More motherly than his wife>Willing to suck dick more than his wife
>>216994552>Cumming inside Consuela is a different story that demands explanation.He loved her.
>>216994713>>216994622In Schindler's list even a monster that hated the jews ended up loving his jew maid, even wanting to take her with him.Do maids have a special touch to make men bend the knee or something?
>>216988227Arnold's chest was one of his big "selling points" but it's actually a "show fault" isn't it
Ronnie Coleman only had daughters. Them freak genetics. Well, maybe their sons
>>216994608arnold probably never masturbated in his life. he was horny and the bitch wife wasn't home, so he simply coomed into what was around.
>>216988112Who the fuck is Turbo Man?
>>216996311The fictional super hero from Jingle All The Way
>>216994946A jewish maid.Purest fiction
why are his siblings so mean to him?
>>216988112he is 5'6"
>>216996743better start training those femur bones to get taller right?
>>216993842roids literally make you gay. your balls stop working and you have to rely on injections. so your t levels dont circadian normally
>>216996649It would be funny if he inherited all of Arnold's money and the Kennedy fucktards got nothing.
>>216996311You must be over 18 to post here
>>216996743He's almost the same height as Arnold, faggot.
>>216997086whens hes bent over
>>216988112I could kick this little pussy's ass
>>216988463Because they're all jelly dyels who have convinced themselves that PEDs alone magically generate muscle mass because they've never exercised effectively once in their lives.
>>216994946they demonstrate subservient wife-like behavior. it turns something on on the man brain
>>216997086arnold is 5'9 max nowadays
>>216988170>>216988178not finding this physique impressive is just pure mental illness.
>the two /fit/ sons are bros that hang out together>the fat retard is the black sheeplol
>>216989006The middle one still has the most potential (though it's actually a downside as a bodybuilder) with the most oak like frame, the first one inherited too much Kennedy zest
>>216988300>popularno
>>216993001Not being an insufferable shrill harpy really fucking goes a long way (note 80% of women fail this simple task), sure you might say "he could have found some attractive side piece to cheat with" but she also probably didn't lay on the whole "I'm chasing after your fame/fortune" angle
>>216993670She was making a move, he had to get it on
>>216999904he fucking BUSTED inside her. imagine being so deeply entranced by fat ugly spic pussy that you put a baby in THAT. there's something seriously wrong with arnold.
>>216999953She was there... It was a JOKE
>>216993001>Bill Burr called this the ugliest woman he's ever seen>better looking than his wife
>>216993001Why her? Why not María Conchita Alonso or Rachel Ticotin?
>>216988112Terminator reboot movie starring his son as the new T-800. Billion dollar idea.
>>216988178So he posts shooped images of himself? Or is this one >>216988170 shooped?
>>217000590He posted both of them. Lighting and angles makes a big difference.
>>216989227Change it to he is NOT Conan's basterd son. That born to destiny shit is gay and not what conan is about. Everything else stays in maybe have him buck break conanas actual gay effeminate son into being his wife which gives him legitimacy Now THAT would be kino
>>217001064it's funny how chubby dyels don't understand this but jump to call everyone liars, shoppers, and roiders
