You now remember the best movie of all time according to the Academy
>>216988627I don't watch movies with non whites, sorry
One of the worst movies I've ever seen
>my fingers are… les hot dogs?
>>216988627oh no no no
>>216988627It was good, though a bit bloated and longer than it needed to be
>>216988627I don’t watch movies with a female protagonist, except for lesbian movies; I will watch those.
>>216988741Many such cases these days. The Substance is another one that was at least 20 minutes longer than it needed to be.
>>216988747>>216988658>I don't watch movies where I can't self-insert as the main character
>>216988627Michiko Nishiwaki makes a cameo in it so I was almost baited... then I watch a clip of the movie and it's a girlboss killing a guy with a dildo HAHA DILDOS FUNNY!dildos aren't funny. Me no watch.
>>216988893I watch nothing but Hong Kong action movies.
>>216988893Nah, movies with female protagonists just suck.
>>216988627>Rotten Tomatoes on the coverI pass
>>216989004All movies suck now whether it's a female protag or a gay guy protag. Female protags used to be kino.
>>216988893You're saying he's a yolked chad?
>>216989076Is the girl at top cumming?
>>216988627i'll never understand how everyone won an acting oscar for it
>>216989161Angela Bassett SEETHING at losing to Jamie Lee Curtis was the best part of Oscars night, even though she was nominated for Wakandaslop
>>216988893LOL OWNED
I remember really liking the movie until the daughter fantasy stuff started happening. The dildos, the overly long finger world, the rock scene. Honestly a beautiful movie that gets bogged down with some really dumb shit.
>>216988627thanks OP i might rewatch it tonight
>>216988627People one day are going to look back at this and realize how stupid they were. I know it's not uncommon for shit movies to win oscars, in fact, it happens more frequently than not (who the fuck even cares about Coda or Green Book?). But this movie was so fucking shilled on the internet just because it's a Marvel flick that isn't based on any comic and therefore feels more "grown up" than capeshit
>>216989431i guess i don't mind the odd oscar bait sneaking a random win because sometimes it's just a shit year. like green book is a weird one because it's hard to complain considering it was somehow up against the likes of black panther for best picturethe sweep for everywhere all at once is the most egregious oscar rigging i can think of considering the competition. don't understand how jamie lee curtis won over kerry condon, don't understand why short round got the feel good comeback oscar, don't understand why it won best picture, don't understand why it won best screenplay.
>>216988741This. Rick and Morty works when its episodes are 23 minutes long, not 2 hours and 30 minutes. At the end of a short episode you feel like you've had enough of whatever the premise was
They eat snot and chapstick in the movie which is really gross so I don't watch it.
>>216989128no but the movie is about a deranged sex killer
>>216988627according to reddit
Such a terrible film in every aspect. The multiverse cliche had already reached its peak and yet somehow normies still ate up this garbage.When that ugly fat lesbian gook started fighting with her dildos I turned it off. Just abhorrent.
>>216988627Was this the year that the Oscars lost the last bit of credibility they ever had? Giving the Oscars to what amounted to a progressive capshit kung-fu movie was pretty low. Michelle Yeoh for best actress?
>WOH, ME SO CHINESE>ME CHINESE HUSBAND>我是一个老人>uhhhhh mom... as a asian-american, I'm like, gay?!>OH NO, CHINESE RICK AND MORTY EPISODE WITH JACKIE CHAN>ASIAN-AMERICAN DAUGHTER, I ACCEPT YOU GAY AND LESBIAN WHITE GIRLFRIENDthe end
