What is the best portrayal of martial arts in cinema?
>>216989622Gymkata
>>216989622Are they thalidomide babies? WTF is going on?
>>216989826Gunkata
>>216989861Russian drone fighting technique
>>216989622Norf-jutsu
>>216989622kek the fatty doing it while running toward the camera. Imagine if the fat cowboy did that to Chris Hansen and the camera crew
>>216989622The Raid.
>>216989912Name the movie or it doesn't count
>>216990100equilibrium
>>216989622Imagine if they did that with guns. Now you know how I see Equilibrium. What a cringefest.
>>216990160The Seagal Under Siege knife fight was absurd.
>>216989622How do I learn the Art of Bullshido?
>>216989622Both of the Raid movies are up there but some of the matrix hand to hand scenes are pretty cool too
>>216989622
What's this technique called?
>>216989622Police Story
>>216990540h-he’s fast!!
>>216990616That's known as Ghet To Do
did anyone else have to close their eyes when they peed as a kid
>>216990776nigga what
>>216990705For you
>>216989622any Steven Seagal kino
>>216990776no only when my uncle peed
>>216990983
>>216989622I understand the point of this is to overwhelm your opponent but none of these swats have any power to them and you could just punch them in the fucking face even as they’re flailing in yours like a tard.
>>216990776Of course not, how else was I supposed to hit my sister’s mouth? You’re weird bro.
>>216990776Yes, I still do, it helps me spray REALLY HARD.I usually go in my shower cuz I can piss as hard as I want and it wont make a mess.
>>216991183>swats have any power to themMost of these people have never been in a serious fight and never account for adrenaline. It's seriously scary stuff. I've seen people with cuts down the bone and a knife sticking out of them. And they did not even notice till it was over and everyone was trying to calm down.
>>216989622the 90's really soiled the idea of traditional martial arts for me
>>216991183like a great man once said “everybody got a plan, until they get punched in the face”. it’s why i always cringe when i see retards brag about training boxing, mma, muay thai. like OK bro does that teach you how to stitch up 10 stabwounds?
>>216991802yea its crazy the closest ive ever come to actually killing someone with my bare hands i ended up with both my hands broken so bad i was basically a cripple for like 4 weeks i left that fight with one of the guys teeth in my forehead too, i still have it in a jar somewherei almost went to prison over that shit lmao
>>216991183It's almost like a lamer version of Wing Chun's chain punching
>>216991925and then you wake up
>>216992586nah this happened 6 years ago at a bar in vail my right hand is still fucked up i think i made the news
>>216992991virgin hands
>>216993188youre retarded
>>216993188Gonna cry, shitjeet?
>>216989622Pic or Legend of the Drunken Master
>>216993260your*
>>216990540H-how long does one have to cultivate in order to reach such heights?!
>>216989622Kung Pow, obviously
>>216990540This is how Sportacus fought.
>>216990540
>>216989622The Action Year in Review - 2025 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74ckedulSgo
>>216990459Steven Seagal was the singer in Megadeth?
>>216990540Damn, look how fast he can kick. Dude should've been a football player. I bet he could kick the football twice, causing it to fly 2x as fast into the goal.
>>216990776Only when my uncle held my penis for me
>>216994317hot
>>216989622I haven't seen a great many martial arts movies but I did enjoy Ong Bak.
>>216990540Michael Flatley Tactics
