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>>216990395That's me but I will just stay home alone like every year
>>216990395Thats going to be me tomorrow behind a cash register. Fml
>>216990395he's literally me except I'm mentally challenged like forest gump.
>>216991301Damn I wish that was me. I'm rotting and feel unfulfilled, a job would definitely help
>wahhhh my holiday isn't perfect every year wahhhhhShut the fuck up
>>216990395The same losers that whine like bitches on tv about being alone, are the same fucks that make fun of people dying.You deserve your shitty lives, rope!
It will be okay. this is supposedly a good omen.
He's literally surrounded by people, doesn't he think it's a little rude to be such a downer? The guy should not up, there's literally thousands and thousands and thousands of people all alone and the vast majority of them have to personally walk everywhere they go, too. It can be easy to underestimate how much work that is, if you don't have legs
Did you guys think your lives would just magically change on January 1st?
>>216992615>not upnut up
new years is a meme, it's never fun. I go on a bender between xmas and new years but use that night to being sobering up. waking up feeling good on the first is underrated
>>216991324Kek
>>216992622happens every other day of the year
>>216992622Is this a rherorical question? Stuff happens on January 1st just like any other day, literally countless millions people's lives will improve by some degree on that day
mfw zoomers will NEVER EVER experience the most kino New Year's Eve
>lives in hotel>drinks all day>lots of hookersbeats my life
>>216990395Anyone have the gif of this
>another year of earthrockingbased
>>216992538King Arthur is returning
>still haven't been struck by lightning>still haven't had a car crashplease PLEASE I want out
>>216991335nta but putting up with countless insufferable strangers at something like a retail job is way more soul crushing than being a neet.
>>216992733Even as a kid, 2000 was something else, it was special. Watching the fireworks start across the globe. Magic.
>>216992951what a crock
>>216991301at least you're getting paid and have a good excusei get to sit in my own misery for free!
>>216992951
>>216990395HYEAUH
I’ve got a movie for you to watch. When Harry Met Sally...
New Years is the most depressing fucking holiday ever. It's the Sunday of the holiday season. (Thanksgiving is Friday, Christmas is Saturday). It's not only a reminder of the swift passage of time, the ephemeral nature of our mortality, and our failures to live up to the aspirations we set for ourselves, but also that the rest and family festivities are coming to an abrupt end, to be replaced by two months back on the grind of life in a frozen, dark hellscape. Fuck New Years.
>>216993024Thank you. Didn't realize that. I do have it better than some
I had a dream this year where I wandered around alone, from place to place, on new year's eve watching people enjoy themselves. It's like I don't even belong in my dream anymore, like I'm a ghost haunting them.
>>216992815kek
>>216993199Is it good?
I'll be in bed by 9pm.another trip around the sun. who cares.
>>216994881Look at this guy. What a rebel!
>racist board holds the most lonely depressive shut-ins Hmm interesting
>>216990395I would like to wish all the anons in this thread, whether they are feeling blue or not, a better 2026, since I will be drunk and not on 4chan tomorrow evening.But don't worry, I just found out that a couple of my buddies will bring their out of shape, uninteresting women to the otherwise cozy party. So everyone bears their own cross.Cheers!
>>216990395Literally me everyday while my wife refuses to suck my d*ck ever again
>>216992615>it's a little rude>easy to underestimate how much work that is, if you don't have legs(You)
>>216991301do you at least see cuties shopping while youre wage slaving?
>>216994974So what's your excuse?
>>216993235>It's not only a reminder of the swift passage of time, the ephemeral nature of our mortality, and our failures to live up to the aspirations we set for ourselvesnone of these are negatives, they're part of life and healthy to understand lest we forget
>>216991335>a job would definitely helpNo it wouldn't. For the last ten years I've worked a lame job for 8 years and was a neet for the last 2. 90% of the goyim out there are working a shitty unfulfilling job and you will likely be one of them or why else would you be a neet. You'll just have less time because you traded it for a little money. It's bleak. It's bleak or you're coping unless you found something to do that's cool and makes money.
>Supposed to having a new year's outing with my homie and his cousin>They got into an argument todayCan people just not?
>>216997111Of course they're healthy and part of life, and I never meant to claim otherwise. The point was expressing the cognitive dissonance of how society treats the holiday as an upbeat, joyous party, when the reality of it is deeply melancholic and reflective time. I've just never been in the state of mind to go out, get shit faced and party like I might on any other big party day of the year.
>>216992538>visit Stonehenge>some couple is being lovey dovey next to me the whole time>ask me to take a photo of them cuddling each otherNow whenever I see or think of Stonehenge all I can think about is how I will never have what they had. Fuck my incel chud life.
I've felt like this picture literally my entire life.
>>>/wsg/6062468
Hey at least you don't have to work at universal studios and pick up drunk people's trash until 3 fucking AM for money you won't see.But I also have a hot bisexual girlfriend who has her friend waiting for me at home tonight for a hot threesome so I guess everything has its gives and takes, I just wish I had a decent job ontop of being handsome and having an above average penis.
I miss her more and more every year
>>216992622Only retarded peple think that way. Life is shit and its purposeless no matter how much people would think about it its always like that again and again every single year
My friend from work invited me to go out with him on NYE a couple weeks ago but I haven't heard from him since so I don't know if he was joking. Should I text him?
>>216997506You don't miss her, you miss a distorted memory of her that lacks human flaws.
>>216990395Should I go out alone tonight and see some cover band play, or just stay in? Which is more pathetic.
>>216997598You raise a valid point. I can’t really stop myself, though.
>>216990395Im getting married in june
>>216992862bro, you have no idea...
>2019 feels like 3 months ago>Will actually soon be 7 years ago>Decade is already more than halfway gone>2030 is now closer than 2020
This was probably the best year i had in years, maybe ever. I kept my job, got a little raise, started going to the gym and almost 30kg down, started a new hobby and everything, but the concept of new years eve is still ruined for me. Something i even spend it asleep and get woken up by the fireworks. I might even drink some wine from my dads bottle if i'm too bored, whatever. Life goes on I guess
>>216990395Me except I'm going to be smiling and fapping to coomer games. I've spent the last week or 2 doing family things so I've earned my alone time.
>>216993235>New Years is the most depressing fucking holiday ever. It's the Sunday of the holiday season.What a load. It isn’t acceptable to get hammered and party on a Sunday
>>216992986
>>216997802ever hear of a metaphor, dumbass?
What autistic loser traditions do you do when you're at home alone on New Year's Eve anons?Me? I play Komm Susser Tod at midnight every year.
>31 khv>dead parents>family all hate / hated each other so basically have no contact with them>only 20k to my name>zero friends>live in autistm capital europe so impossible to meet peoplehow am i even supposed to fix anything about my life, there is no point if you are an atomized outsider who has zero social capitalfuck this whole worthless shitstain world
>>216990395Holidays mean nothing to me. I'm not going to do anything for new years and I'm not going to get sad either. I didn't like going out with people when I used to do it.
>>216997334I save the reflecting for the week in between after Christmas and January 1st. You need to look at it this way(which is what I’m sure a lot of people do and why partying is even a thing) ultimately you lived to see another year with family and friends
>>216997635I am sorry for your lots.>>216997685Covid ;^)
>>216993235Valentine's day is worse. Its bad for anyone whos single, its bad for guys in relationships because they have to buy flowers and do a bunch of shit to appease the girlfriend/wife. its a holiday thats only good for women who have boyfriends/husbands
>>216993235listen to auld lang syne, actually listen to it. we're all connected by this shared experience. it's a celebration of mankind making it another year of recorded time. it's a celebration of a monumental accomplishment.
>>216997830It’s a stupid metaphor chief
>>216997635RIP
>>216997909It's way better to be single on Valentine's day
>>216997836Get drunk and watch black and white movies.
>>216997951No, you're just too mentally deficient to contextualize it. I know your kind often lack the necessary faculties for abstract thought.
>>216997909>its bad for guys in relationships because they have to buy flowers and do a bunch of shit to appease the girlfriend/wifeIf you love your girlfriend/wife, then you should look forward to treating her with a sentimental gesture. If you're single, you're that much more likely to have a shot at locking down a girl, as being a woman and single on Valentine's Day is basically the ultimate humiliation.
>>216992538cats are cool
>>216998335>If you're single, you're that much more likely to have a shot at locking down a girlwhat?
>>216997140>It's bleak or you're coping unless you found something to do that's cool and makes money.It doesn't have to be "cool" bro, I've got a comfy office job where I work like 4 hours a day and the rest is just hanging out with the other guys there. Money isn't great but I'm a high-school dropout so I don't much care. This is a pretty average office job btw, once you get one you will never go back to retail waging. It's like a whole other world.
>>216997836I listen to r/a/dio and jack off every other hour until I’m too drunk/high to do anything.
>>216990395This is me tomorrow, but I choose to be alone. NYE parties lost their appeal years ago for me.
>>216998660el gato stretchy
>>216998795retard
>>216990395Even though this is literally me, there's something comforting about checking in during the last days of the year and seeing this image in the catalog.
>>216997387Stonehenge Cat blesses you
>>216998660
>>216999034I just drink enough to not care
Happy Poo Year! I just have to congratulate the Jets for absolutely dominating. Gg, saar
>>216990395I worked as a delivery driver on New Year's Eve for like six years in a row, you'll be fine.
>>216990395>literally meI know 26 will be the biggest shitshow humanity has seen in known history.fuck
>>216997638Sadly I do, been both a retail wagiecuck and a neet. At least when I was a neet I didn't feel like bashing everyone's head in from having to put up with boomers and entitled assholes in general everyday, only had to deal with the shame of being a failure in front of my parents every once in a while.Thankfully I'm an office wagie now, I'd probably shoot someone before working retail again.
I've been very sick for the last three days so I'm going to spend New Year's Eve alone at home.
>>216999964I too am often sick and alone on new years. never have any luck on that day
>>216992538
>>216990395TENNANT DAN
>>216999964i spent the past 10+ new years at home alone by choice
>>216998335>If you love your girlfriend/wife, then you should look forward to treating her with a sentimental gesture.Why on the 14th specifically then? Why does an act of affection and love need to be pinned down to a single day? Is it because it's nothing but a consumerist holiday that women use as a lure for men since they hope to receive sex? Is that why? If you love someone, you don't need to express it on a specific day.
>>216999964>>217000050learn to rock the Vitamin D3&K2 supplements5000IU daily for starters then down to2-3k every nightgot rid of my winter flu of 40 yearsonly good thing about the Lockdown
>>216999486I try this but it doesn’t work
>>217000773well it either makes things more fun or makes things much worse. point is, it will make things different
>>216992862Please don't listen to the other anons. I was a neet for years before getting into the workforce. I had to relearn how to relate and coexist with other people. My hygiene sucked. Sometimes work is tough but I take it over the neet life any day of the week. Don't listen to the other downers in the thread. Take it one day at the time. If a job becomes too much for you, you can always find something else to do. Always be on alert for courses and opportunities subsidized by your government: they are cheap and are almost guaranteed to provide employment at the end of training. Best of luck anon.
>>216997387I just think of the dancing midgets
>>216992733>>216992951>>216992986>>216993036https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iwHb189X84
>>216992793He okay?
>>216990395I basically am Lieutenant Dan.>Fucked over really hard early in life through circumstances completely out of my control, and have been dealing with my entire life>Become an extremely dark and bitter fuck for man years because of this, and chase almost everyone out of my life but my sister and aunt, who both refused to leave. >Have a moment where I'm telling God to go fuck himself and daring him to kill me, kind of like Lieutenant Dan did, just nowhere near as explosive or theatrical. >Then I sort of snap out of it all at once like a switch flipped in my head, and my entire worldview shifts so suddenly that it feels like it happened overnight>All the pieces in life start falling in place>I'm probably happier now than I've ever been in my life
>>216990395same ol same ol
>>217000068yikes
>>217001036you lost you legs in Nam then later married an asian lady?
