I thought stand up was supposed to be funny?
>>216991319Yes it's true we never even give black people the chance to speak.
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I don't understand Dave's thing anymoreHe started off mocking black stereotypes then goes full woke after George Floyd then goes full anti Tranny and now does shows in Saudi Arabia while decrying muh racism and human rightsI think the guy is too high off his own fumes at this point
>>216991436>muh racism and human rightsin saudi arabia of all placesdoes he even know what they did to niggas like him? not just slavery, full on castration and slaveryat least we let them keep their dick and balls
>>216991486what fucking bills? this dude has enough money to last a couple of generations
>>216991319why are black guys so whiny>wwaaaaaaaaah!! white people waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!i like chapelle but come the fuck on, grow up nigga
idc what he says, I just find it absolutely ridiculous that they capitalize "black" but don't do the same with "white"
>>216991504>at least we let them keep their dick and ballsbig mistake
>>216991356>Yes it's true we never even give black people the chance to speak.
>>216991319Stand up used to be funny, sometimes, now is just lecturing, first women now niggers, it's over
>>216991558I hope they capitalize every letter so it's BLACK and white.
>>216991319modern day filosofers
>>216991504>does he even know what they did to niggas like him?Do you expect American (!) blacks (!!!) to know ANY history except for American revolution, genociding injuns, stonewall riots, transatlantic slave trade, MLK, KKK and the holocaust? lel
>>216991319Why is his head so puffy. Is he on HGH or dying froma disease?
>>216991319This is not comedy its just politics, when is he going back to comedy like when he defended JK Rowlings with comedy? That was comedy not propaganda.
>>216991486>>216991538He does what his CIA handler tells him to unless he wants to get tazered and raped.
>>216991319hes more mystical than funny I think
>>216991775oof
>>216991775true, ye the based schizo exposed the handler system
>>216991356They're NOT people
Zoomer here, I don’t know who that is
>>216991879It's not the organ grinder, it's the other one
>>216991319It looks like he has gloves on. The fuck did he do with his hands?
>>216991960Took Joe Rogan's health advice. Dave is on hgh, trt, hrt etc.
>>216991319What the hell is he wearing and why does he have knuckle cancer?
>>216991319never has been
>>216991436He went full woke when he went to Africa. Well, not full woke, but he went woke on perceived racism against negroes, but not on issues like trannies and feminism.
>>216991486Are you retarded? He'd make more if he went full anti-woke. Not to the point of a tard like Kanye, but to the point of plausible deniability.
>>216991713>hey it's fine we treated you like shit here because you might've been treated worse in the Middle Eastgo back to facebook
>>216992050an anon from South Africa told me the place he went to barely had any black people anyway, it was mostly just jeets
>>216991824Based Yeezus.
I wonder if every comedian that gets old enough eventually turns into George Carlin. Just yelling about his political beliefs from the stage, no jokes in sight
>>216992098it's like going to isis to do a bit about religious intolerance in usaalso one question, why does the ceiling chirp?
>>216991319What is the event he's crying about?
>>216992098go back to WorldstarHipHop forum porch monkey worshipper
>>216992145being funny continuously is hard
>>216992235real comedians know when to OD and gracefully leave the stage
>>216991319Dave Chappelle is probably the most pretentious comedian of all time, even more so than Carlin at this point.
>>216992071You're pretending he isn't owned by his handlers.
>>216991541The worst part is, this buck-broken faggot never faced any racism or hardship whatsoever. He was readily accepted in the mostly White suburb he grew up in. It's so fucking annoying listening to him piss and whine.
>>216991319>MEMBER DIS?>MEMBER DAT?If you have to constantly go back to the past to be oppressed then you are not oppressed (I wish you were though).
>>216992289Shane Gillis said he stands on a platform above everyone at his parties and occasionally tells everyone he's better than them. Shane praised him for this.
>>216991319Why do black 'people' think they are entitled to anything? They should never have been allowed to stay here when we ended slavery.
>>216992307He got brutally raped by his creditors and has tazer scars from his handler thoughbeit.
>>216992328Gillis is a fat retard. Who cares what he says?
>>216991319Thought you were making a thread about Joe Rogan at first
>>216992311>>216992346right?>WAAAAAH SLAVERYoh you mean the thing that happened well over 200 years ago that literally most races of people participated in? like get the fuck over it
>>216991319It was a decent set, the jack johnson stuff is interesting history. it's funny the antics jack did and yeah white america was supremely butthurt about it.Trump actually pardoned jack in his first term and stallone, lennox lewis and deontay wilder were there at the singing. Still think dave could have added a few more jokes with his history rambling, maybe a punchline about jake paul or tyson fury beating wilder didn't make blacks riots. the diddy "punchline" was weak. Sometimes it feels like dave like should just make a podcast with his thoughts on american history where he can smoke a bowl and ramble for 3 hours.
>>216991558you shouldn't do that with either because neither of them are real ethnicitiesif you partake in this destruction of language, then you are no better than a nigger
>>216992382I believe his account of Chappelle's parties is accurate. I do not agree that it is "cool". Any more retarded questions?
>>216992307Tons of white retards pay him to listen to him piss and whine, that's the reason he does it. It's a huge industry. There's no reason not to do it if you're black. I would too. I would constantly be saying "whitey.... LE BAD" if they gave me money for it.
>>216991319I wonder what the blacks did to make white people act like that?>*looks it up*Oh.
>>216992328a literal platform? Gillis said this as a joke, right?
>>216991558There was a huge push for this in 2020 after the Floyd riots, before then nobody capitalized either.It's the reason I still do the reverse to this day. I capitalize White and lowercase black just as a middle finger to these fuckheads.
>>216991436there has always been a seething undercurrent of hate against white people in his stuff.
>>216992409Keep seething, fanboy. Gillis is an unfunny retard. Only his fans are more retarded
>>216992542He said he's not a fan of him retard.
>>216992490No, he though it was fucking dope. He was saying he shits on everyone and tells them he's better than them and just kinda stands up ont he platform lording over everyone. He was enamored. He told this to Sam Hyde and Nick Rocheforte on their shitty podcast. Nick made a face and Sam groaned.
The only thing black people ever want to talk about is that they're black.
Jay Mohr has a great bit about black comics like Chappelle whenever they do an impression of a white man it's always this generic weak nerdy voice... "That's the white man that's oppressing you?!"
>>216992610It's pretty clear that chappelle has been fucked in his asshole by hollywood. He wanted da gold.
Did standup comedy die with Norm? He knew his place as a comedian first and not a philosopher, yet was much more profound than his contemporaries or the ones who have come after him. He genuinely loved the craft, now people just use standup as a springboard to failed movie/netflix careers? Also 9/11
>>216992507Dave should play Saint George in "My Daddy Changed the World."
>>216992662like so many comedians out there, Norm was at his worst when doing standup. I don't know why every funny dude feels forced to stand on stage holding a mic. It's rarely their forte
>>216991319God niggers are annoying.
>>216992607https://youtu.be/rZHwGnGrm_k?si=e_cAoD7YYcqdJ3ee
>>216992662I think Harland Williams and Dave Attell are still killing it at standup but even when Norm was alive things were already fucking shit. I've heard some smaller comedians who were funny but they probably couldn't fill an hour long set.
>>216992328Well Shane did a similar joke that Dave did about white america being mad at a black athlete with Jackie Robinson. Except he did it in under a minute and it was funny. Dave really does just fucking ramble on too much but cause hes Dave Chappelle he gets a pass.
>>216992689Norm's standup was great, man. I don't know what you've been watching.
>>216992689I don't believe you've EVER listened to his standup outside of youtube shorts slop
>>216992689I can't agree. I always felt Norm was at his worst when he was doing movies/television, probably because he wasn't allowed total creative control. The Norm Show, Dirty Work, his sport's show, all crap.
>>216992732He's only seen youtube shorts of him being on talk shows.>>216992728I don't like Shane or Matt very much but I think they're both funnier than Chappelle.
>>216992689I've felt this for a long time. Norm lovers act like everything he did was gold but honestly the podcast towered above everything else.
>>216992732>>216992749Norm was good at doing improv behind a desk and making fun of his co-hosts' fuckups. Not telling jokes while awkwardly walking around a stage
>>216991504Also they ended slavery (officially) in 1962. And only due to outside pressure.
>>216992767Dirty Work is fucking KINO. You're right about sitcoms though but obviously those are always going to be completely compromised.
>>216992795>hide post
>>216992610https://youtu.be/pNxTdqDy3pU?si=ECmJuASvR7ZH77j_&t=2220
america's last living funnyman
>>216991690That somehow makes it seem racist against blacks
>>216991319I don't get it
>>216992071Prove one side is more lucrative than the other and we’ll talk
>>216992795Norm doesn't walk around the stage he stands behind the mic stand the entire set. I knew you never watched any of his specials or listened to any bootlegs of his live shows. Faggot retard.
>>216992391This
>>216992391He could move to Africa and buy his own if he's so into it.
>>216992098>weretarded nigger
>>216992781You sound like an acid-tongued arab.
>>216992926Usually not being brutally raped and depersoned by your handlers is the most lucrative option. Look at kanye.>>216992781Why is it so hard for Zoomers to pirate anything?
>>216992943>Norm doesn't walk around the stagehow does he get to the mic?
>chappelle thread turns into a Norm MacDonald threadMogged from beyond
>>216992113South Africa has a lot of white and indian enclaves. He probably went to the rich part oprah did which is mostly white.
>>216991504>does he even know what they did to niggas like him?>what they did>didthey still operate legal slavery in Saudi
>>216991690You also think cum is the most essential food group in a healthy diet. Faggot.
>>216992843Patrice was really funny but he had the gayest fucking opinions on most things. I loved old O&A man.
>>216993022Both conservative and woke grifters get zapped and leashed anon
>>216993047This is proven by the fact he returned in one piece and wasn't kidnapped and held for ransom.
>>216991879Way back when he could shuck and jive for a laugh. I can tell you he was pretty funny for a black.
>>216993104Patrice was right about women, that's why they had to off him
>>216993107Obviously. But you made one mistake and that's believing that there are paleoconservative grifters. Those are neocons(liberals).
>>216993142Actually he was a swinger and he let other guys fuck his wife. He died from being morbidly obese and diabetic unfortunately. Some of his advice is good I will give you that.
>>216993104>>216992843Patrice was a fat retarded convicted rapist nigger who was a mediocre standup and acted like he was the boss nigger of putting women in their place while being a literal cuckold with a hooker for a wife raising some other dude's kid. He was so stupid he knew he had diabetes and still ate himself to death AFTER he had his foot cut off due to him not being able to put down the fried chicken dipped in corn syrup and lawry's. Also, so fucking ugly you could have pushed that subhuman's face into raw dough and made gorilla cookies. Pretty funny sometimes though RIP.
>>216993284I agree and I don't really listen to his standup I just think he was really fucking funny on the O&A show.
>>216993284I don't think he ever had his foot amputated. He ate because he was depressed. His mother was a fucking monster and he never met his dad.
>>216993284Okay yeah but he was funny though.
>>216993298Don't bother listening to his stand-up it's super cringey after you find out how he was in real life. Stick to the O&A clips. Same thing goes for that worm Norton who is now married to a man.
>>216993343Brother I heard all his specials when they were new and I saw him live once.
>>216993343Yeah norton is extremely creepy but we already knew he was gay. I heard his husband is cutting his dick off. That sucks for little yimmy. And it's pretty amazing how Norton was funny on O&A when his standup is fucking AWFUL.
>>216991436dave has literally never liked white people, and that's why he was based.
>>216993401But he's mixed...
>>216993318He went in to have it amputated because he couldn't feel his legs from being a big fat diabetic fuck and stroked out after eating 10 big macs or some shit in the hospital. Also the muh depression shit is such a fucking cop out bro come the fuck on.
>>216991436He has as much control over his life and career as Will Smith at this point. He couldn't stay away from the money.
>>216992924He was building it up to reference the law that they got diddy on
>>216993401>dave has literally never liked white people>lives in 99.98% white town
>>216993401And a bix nood to you too my future rocket scientist friend.
>>216993450no one ever accused him of being smart
>>216992573Not a retard here and I believe that Chappelle would do this entirely. Everyone has called him a comedy genius so long. Kanye was called a genius forever so that when his life even got a little bad it made him crazy since he couldn't lose the self doubt.
>>216993450>co-writer and co-creator of The Dave Chappelle Show is white
>>216993433ok but why are you angry?
>>216993490to be fair, Neal Brennan claims Chappelle ditched him after the show and never spoke to him so the hating white people thing tracks on this occasion
>>216993450It's called brack fragility. An inferiority complex fueled by massive jealousy.
>>216993499Because black people exist
>>216993480I left out the detail that he smokes a cig or cigar up on the platform if that adds anything.
>>216993552You can't afford cigars, lol.
>>216992573gillis lives full time in millennial irony land
>>216993594Protect your neck
>>216991319why do they capitalize black but not white
>>216993594How much do they cost? I don't smoke.
>>216991319Colin Kaepernick: the comic
>>216993594You can get a lesser quality one for like 4-6 dollars. I think anon is trying to speak about something he doesn't know anything about. I think he thinks people chainsmoke them like Tony Soprano so you normally need to buy boxes of them at once.
>>216991690>>216992098>>216993401it's so weird seeing indians and changs (same thing really) live vicariously through black men.
>>216993747
>>216993527Maybe he just hates Neal brennon, who is, one must surely admit, pretty hateable
>>216993851I can't remember if shane said cigar or cigarette but he waves it around over his subjects
>>216993527literally just jealousy & wimping out of hollywood rituals where he had to get ravaged in his bussy so he ran
>>216993450>I HATE WHITE PEOPLE>THAT'S WHY I'M MOVING AWAY FROM MY OWN PEOPLE AND MOVING IN WITH WHITE PEOPLEt. literally every fucking retarded nog ever
norm is one of those guys, like jim norton, who are funny but are terrible comedians and in any other project they donorm was at his best with NML (before JASH, whatever the hell that is)
>>216993867>We're capitalizing Black. And that's a good thing. Here's why.
>>216994036I guess he hates being robbed and murdered more?
>>216994040We already went over this, Anon. You haven't watched any Norm content outside of youtube shorts.
>>216994098Yeah, that's the point. Their own people are violent savages so they get away from them to be with whitey, yet whitey le bad for some reason. They are utterly retarded and should kill themselves.
>>216994098Probably. Funny since dave talked about boxing heavyweight champ, former champ AJ was in a bad car crash recently in Nigeria and got no ambulance to help him and had to be flown back to the UK. Got to run back to whitey when you need help or safety.
>>216993450>>216994158He has always lived amongst white people. I don’t get why you are bitching. That’s where he grew up
>>216994036I'm white, I hate my fellow white people because the majority of them are spineless, ethno-suicidal leftist faggots that are allowing even the nastiest, weak and most pathetic demographics of minorities take over their countries. in-fact, not only are they allowing it, they're facilitating it and cheering it on.I hate white people because I want to live among white people, and ironically, white people are making such a thing near impossible.
>>216994121I've watched every episode of NML in full as well as saw him in person. His late night stuff was good too and was a funny guy in general, but his "professional" material (standup, movies) were mediocre at best
>>216992699This.They need to just shut the fuck up already.
>>216994189Yes, his parents moved away from a black neighborhood to be with whitey. This was a national issue in his parents' time. Blacks were seething and frothing at the mouth because whitey wouldn't let them move in with them. They agitated to get the federal government to pass laws conferring them the ability to move into white neighborhoods as a human right. They do everything they can to move away from their fellow blacks, while simultaneously crying about whites not wanting to live with blacks. They can't understand the hypocrisy because they're utterly and completely fucking retarded.>>216994239I hate white leftists more than anyone as well, but that's beside the point.
>>216994242I don't believe you & you're wrong.
>>216994158Classic inferiority complex.
>>216994344>I hate white leftists more than anyone as well, but that's beside the point.just felt like ranting, I've been getting frustrated about it lately. The right wing parties pretend to be your allies until they're in power, then it just becomes the rich boys club and they sell us out too - just for different reasons.
I laughed so hard I pissed my pants and shat myself in glee when he fucked the stool
>>216994189That proves their point even further thoughbeit. Dave is a hypocrite.>>216994177AJ lost a round to a disney basedboy who belongs in a 170lbs weight class. AJ seriously might have been trying to kill himself.
>>216994488how many high level comics are there in the world, the kind you wanna hang out with? 500? 200?
>>216994522like 2 or 3
>>216994344My grandparents were allowed to move into a Finnish apartment building in New York because blakcs were trying to move in and the Finns would rather have English people kek
>>216991690In Japanese pro wrestling, they used capitalize the name of the bad guy when written in English
>>216994488katt williams did the stool humping bit better
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