I can't believe the forces of gravity caused this hot, melted cheese to fall over
>>216992181you can see pools of oil on the surface
that pizza does look like shit, but I wouldn't trust Gordon Ramsey to cook a good pizza.
>>216992225yeah that happens when you cook cheese, numb nuts.
>>216992266no, it doesn't, what the fuck are you eating over there?
>>216992181>invite reality TV to your restaurant>be surprised when you get turned into a clown and your restaurant into a circusI will never understand why anyone would agree to this willingly. A literal humiliation ritual.
>>216992317they're failing restaurants (and you can see why)
Why are americans so enchanted by shitalian cuisine? >Pasta>Pizza>Lasagna>Tomato sauceMeanwhile the French kitchen is literally the entire foundation of western cooking, literally.
>>216992287cheese is mostly fat, fat renders at high heat.
>>216992381i don't care, i've never seen it here and i'm not even italianthis is not normal, this is not how you make pizza
>>216992349A lot of Italian immigrants. The baguettes all moved to Canada.
>>216992413>The baguettes all moved to Canada.And the best they came up with is poutine.
>>216992349Italian is the most popular cuisine in the world. Your question is better posed about Mexican slop. Literally every single time you'll see an Amerilard randomly bring it up. I guess many of them are Mexicans now, so it makes sense.
>>216992498The people voting for Indian cuisine have clearly never tasted REAL Indian food made in India
>>216992329There are still going to be failing restaurants afterwards. They will just gain a few thousand bucks and a live long humiliation.
>>216992349American home cook reporting. What are the iconic French dishes? Off the top of my head I think of coq au vin, steak frites, and French onion soup. And while these are good, they are nowhere close to being on the level of pizza and pasta. Please redpill me on normiecore French cuisine. I would sincerely like to incorporate it into my oeuvre.
>>216992520Calling it Indian cuisine to begin with is absolutely retarded. It's like categorizing every nation in Europe as European food.
>>216992181Don't you fucking idiots ever get tired of making the same threads 10 trillion times?
>>216992520Survivorship bias I guess. You don't come back to tell the tale.
>>216992582>he doesn’t know
it's just food?I've already tasted all the known flavors available nothing new here
>>216992558The french kitchen laid the entire foundation of techniques and philisophies of western cooking, >sous vide>roux>mis en place>bouquet garni>confit>mirepoix>julienne>blanchet (blanch)there's a reason half the kitchen dictionary are french words we still use to this very dayMother sauces>Béchamel, Velouté, Espagnole, and TomatoCutting techniques>Julienne, batonsKitchen roles / ranks>Chef de cuisine, sous chef, saucier, chef de partieI mean the list goes on and onAll the italians ever did was put tomatos on bread and boiled thin pieces of bread and everyone lost their minds. And no im not french
>>216992868Europeans did nothing with food, only appropriated from others.
>>216992410It’s how you make good pizza yes.
>>216992868Thanks. I agree the techniques/bases you’ve listed are cooking essentials and establish France as essential to Western cuisine.But here’s the rub; nothing you listed is an actual meal. Yes, they are the building blocks of a meal, but are you honestly surprised that something like spaghetti Bolognese is more well known than an obscure (by normie standards) chopping technique?I don’t want abstract techniques, I want something to put on the table.
>>216992915this picture is so annoying and im not even white
>>216992868When I was in France I liked the food but I don't have great taste. I enjoy food so much that it doesn't have to be especially good for me to love it. I'm too easily pleased.I will definitely say though:— when it comes to CAKES, the ranking isGermans — #1Everyone else — NowhereMmmmmm German cakes mmmmmmmmmmm. Thank you Germans. Beethoven and cakes. You don't need to do anything else.
>>216993020I mean shit dawg, anything with a fried potato was originally a french dish. Combine that with a steak and some bearnaise you got a date night meal right there. Hollandaise famously goes well with fishYou mentioned onion soup - or really any classical soup based on mirepoixPoulet Roti fried chicken. Don't even get me started on omlettes (spoiler alert: also french who'd have guessed) The italian kitchen is pre-made off the shelf dishes while the french kitchen is the language of food itself with every tool and technique available to combine. Italian cooking is the python of cooking, while french is C.
>>216993293Your coding language analogy is apt (and explains why Italian food is more popular). Only the omelette is comparable to pasta or pizza.
>>216993482https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJVvQQeKjlsknock yourself out you luck potato
>>216993569Kek and based. I watch this channel already.
>>216992181Based Gordo, dunkin on the mutts. Making those piggies squeeeeeal>B-b-b-but my slop is t-t-t-tasty
>>216992181>forces of gravitygravity is one force.
>>216992868Even the English words for meat are loan words. Beef, poultry, and pork are all derived directly.
>>216992181Ninjas saying that this is an awful za should kill themselves, shit looks delicious
>>216992915>eating animals and vegetables is cultural appropriationI think whoever made this should be beheaded.
>>216992915People who save and repost things like this ought to be defenestrated.
>>216992181i dont think the day will ever come in which i take a british dudes opinion on food serious
Reminder: Gordon is a hack
>>216992181Newton if he real
>>216994525You have to be pretty fucking autistic to think those look like the same thing
>>216992381>>216992287>>216992266t.
>>216994525If you dont see the difference then you have room temperature iq.
>>216994084That's more due to the Norman invasion of 1066.
>>216994635what's the difference?
>>216994585>now melts!kek
>>216992915WHITE """PEOPLE""" BTFO
>>216994693Only the quality and presentation, which wasn't Gordon's complaint there. His complaint was the burger was too big to eat. >>216994635 and >>216994585 are retards
>>216994693Give your brain a chance.
>>216994725no, I'm too stupid so explain it to me.
>>216994022how about i force deez nutz in your mouth smart guy
>>216992915>appropriating white people's computers to make shitty memes
>>2169947441)Gordon cut his burger in half2)He stuck a stick through to keep it from falling apart In the video he is complaining about the burger he is served is exactly because he doesnt have a knife and a stick. You had your chance dummy.
schlorp that down
>>216994804who wants to eat a burger with a stick in it?
>>216994804he's got a knife right there next to the plate to cut in half with.
>>216992225what the fuck communist hellhole do you live in that you've never had an oily slice of pizza, and that you also think it's a bad thing?what the fuck kind of people am i interacting with here? what is this shit?
>>216994804only retards eat burgers sidewaysare you a retard?
>>216994893there shouldn't be POOLS of oil, dumb fuck
>>216992349There is not a single (1) good french food.
>>216992915crazy how tomatoes became such a staple in only a few centuries
>>216994943sometimes there's a shitload of oil on a pizza and you dab it with a napkin and eat it and it's still delicious, are you a dainty fucking princess? honestly what sort of clown niggerdom am I surrounded by
>>216992349>beef >beef cooked in wine>cream sauce>egg sauce>another cream sauce>literal fucking snails lmao>yet another cream sauce>french fries >did we mention cream sauce>bread like everywhere else has>cheese like everywhere else has>are you sure we covered cream sauce? nice height of western cuisine you got there
remember when gordo showed how to make grilled cheese?
>>216995076same for potatoes and peppers... m-merci les incas!
>>216992349Only thing the french eat is cock.
>people invented the plants and animals that inhabit their countries geographythe internet is fucking retarded and should be destroyed.
