>>216993628
really sad what happened to her, rip

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>watch trailer
>it's all just nostalgia references and bad CGI

>>216993471
all of RLM clapped after watching trailer. then they clapped after they saw the movie. you know they did.

>>216993785
bogged?

>>216993471
My sister begged me to go with her and her friends when this dropped in theaters
I only went because one of her friends was hot and kinda liked me
At the theater people were dressed up like darth maul, leia, Han Solo, etc. the movie kinda sucked imo and because I was slightly drunk I said as much
I guess everyone agreed because all 9 of us just loudly started shit taking while walking out of the theaters and it makes me lol looking back

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AYO

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>>216994387
Duh, they’re tasteless midwits

>>216995377
Funnily enough I'm *less* ok with browns being in Star Wars than I was BEFORE the Disney movies were released.

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>>216993471
ye, i remember this shot sent the hype through the roof

>>216995996
Should have been the main antagonists of the trilogy, Snoke was a lame idea

>>216994056
I hated it when I first saw it. The camera work at the end was so un-star wars

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Nope because it ended the EU and was and am a EUfag to the core.

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>>216993471
>You now remember how hyped you were for the rebirth of Star Wars when this trailer dropped.

Iam not Mickey Stoklasa and his RLM Disney adult fans, so I wasn't.
The second this BLM shill popped up on screen I knew Star Wars is in troubles.

>>216993471
>hyped
I was cautiously optimistic only to be eventually disappointed.

>>216993471
Are you fucking retarded?

Seeing John Boyega for the first time in The Force Awakens was the shock of my life.

I was so hyped for the sequel trilogy that I cagily avoided all marketing materials, all trailers, and all commercials. If I walked by a toy aisle at the store and caught a small glimpse of a vehicle or stormtrooper, I'd look away immediately. I wanted to go into the new era of Star Wars with an entirely open mind, as pure as an Amish virgin. On opening night I knew there was a brown-haired female protagonist (that much was hard to avoid, even though I shielded my eyes), but little else. I didn't even know which classic characters were returning.

When Boyega first took off that helmet and revealed himself to the theater, I let out an audible gasp. My entire row of filmgoers looked at me like I was nuts, but I couldn't help myself. There before me was the most Simian creature I'd ever seen in a galaxy far, far away. An intergalactic gorilla with huge flaring nigger nostrils and big Nigerian chieftain lips.

Oftentimes film studios will soften the blow by casting Billy Dee Williams or Will Smith... but not this time. This time you were forced to feast your eyes on a pure-blooded coal black silverback nigger, blown up forty feet high on an IMAX screen.

I looked around, uncomprehendingly, as the rest of the crowd seemed to accept this monstrosity as a regular matter of course. Then it occurred to me that I was the only person who hadn't already seen months' worth of marketing materials.

Little by little, they had been led to accept this by drips and drabs of commercials, trailers, and TV interviews. Their minds had been so softened that they were willing to stare unflinchingly, even giggle and smile at the niggershines, as MegaNigger (missing only a bone in his nose) besmirched the galaxy.

Lots of people debate about the exact moment when Star Wars died. I contend it was when that minstrel-looking sweaty jigaboo removed his helmet and revealed his Lovecraftian face.

>>216995377
gotta be a better way to do that headline

>>216994387
RLM are the key to all this

>>216997102
shut the hell up, everyone was hyped even on here you tourist fuck

>>216993471
I didn't care because it looked gay. I still haven't seen it or anything Nuwars-related.

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>>216993471
Wrong. I was the opposite of hyped. I declared it a piece of shit even before gorilla stormtrooper showed his face like in:
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>>216997019
As soon as the Falcon appeared flying over sand during the teaser trailer, I knew it was going to be OT pandering slop with no ideas of its own.

We all agree that the destruction of Star Wars is the saddest thing that happened to a blockbuster film?
I couldn't care less about comic books and their films (except Tobey's Spiderman). Star Wars was dragged on the ground and destroyed, and not any characters, but the main trio (Luke, Leia, Han). Well, I guess Indiana Jones was also depressing as fuck. I'm not a big conspiracy theorist but it also seems like they are trying to sabotage our childhoods to demoralize.
Anyways, it has been discussed to death but one point I don't see talked about is that Rey should have been Luke's daughter. Rian and JJ went with different directions "to subvert expectations", but it was so fucking simple. Look at her, they casted a gal that was a perfect mix between Hayden and Natalie. Rian fucked up the emotional story that would have made her being the daughter of a dead wife.
And yes, 10 years ago I was hyped for this trailer and after the film ended, even if it was copy of IV

>>216998231
The direction to take Star Wars was getting away from the skywalkers

>>216997843
>everyone was hyped
Boyega's gorilla face was spammed in every single thread here from 1 page to page 10, to the point when I thought that the website is broken.
You mistook this place for Reddit or RLM discord.

>>216993471
It's really depressing that these new characters literally went nowhere.

>>216998231
>We all agree that the destruction of Star Wars is the saddest thing that happened to a blockbuster film?
It is definitely the most brazen and brutal destruction of IP in cinema history. If you paid me I wouldn't be able to accomplish to sheer destruction visited upon SW.
This is something that survived in popular culture for nearly a half of century, only to be completely dismantled in four years.

>>216993471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJgLa3eKMYs

>>216995898
That's because you were a normal person before getting brainwashed in the 2010s by russian bots. Touch grass.

>>216993785
Became a fat toilet for jews while chasing "stardom". Racist blonde white girl in jewish hollywood?
They ate that cunt's soul like an infants foreskin.

>>216995996
They existed litterally for movie trailers and to build fake hype.

>>216995345
Went full leo frank with that reveal. LOL.
They ate her ass

>>216999800
Leftists and their corporations lost.

>>216999800
Imagine having to delude yourself like this
>everybody is lying except for me because I only have approved opinions
Jesus fucking Christ