You're out for your customary nighttime fog stroll when this gentleman blocks your path.What do you do?
>>216996072draw
>>216996072I know judo.
>>216996072s'up
>>216996072meh. Baltimore has more nightime demons scarier than this
dance
>>216996362
>>216996072>pull out glock 30>mag dump>feed it to my dog
>>216996216yer dead!>>216996328Ok, but what do you do?>>216996349The monster replies, "yo nigga">>216996602yer dead!>>216996384the monster eats you
OUR FATHER HALLOWED BE THY NAMETHY KINGDOM COMETHY WILL BE DONEAS EARTH AS IT IS IN HEAVEN
I somersault to safety
What up bitch.
Mock his tiny penis
>>216996072I stand and stare.
Shake his hand and continue on my way.
>>216996072Have sex with him.
>>216996072Why this nigga look like Elephant Man fucked that Ripley/Xenomorph hybrid?
I dont do anything. I listen. And thats what no one else did.
>>216996072Direct him to the nearest hot chick to eatWatch
>>216996072probably greet him using ebonics, offer a cig and start chatting about bitches ain't shit but hoes 'n tricks.
>>216996072Turn around and walk back to where I came from
Having been the one to summon him, I order him to kill McG.
>>217002359Same guys worked on Alien series. You can really see the design elements merge in Resurrection
>>216996072Isn't Pumpkinhead incapable of harming you unless you did something absolutely terrible (like murdering a child) to trigger his summoning in the first place
>>216996072Literally nothing because I haven't been present or around a murder in the last week or so. Pumpkinhead isn't a slasher villain, he's a weapon of vengeance from hell. So long as I wasn't in the crossfire of someone saying "Kill everyone in this car because of what they did", I'm golden.>>217002816Well, no. He can harm you. He can absolutely harm you if you get in his way, he's got no issues cracking your skull bare handed if you try to stop him. But he won't AIM for you is the point, if you turn and run he's going to let you go.
>>216996072No hable Espanol
>>217002816He'll kill anyone the summoner says to kill, the only way to stop him is kill the guy that called him. Most of the people involved in running over the kid didn't even know it happened let alone caused it, but be cause Lance Henrickson said murder the fuck out of them that's what Pumpkinhead is going to do, even when Lance tells him to stop. The witch doesn't say you have to have anyone killed, just that you really really want someone dead.Or he's just a retarded kid like in Pumpkinhead 2 but nobody likes to talk about that.
I do a backflip and it's really cool.
FLY TO THE MOOON
>>216996072360 walk away
Hope it kills me quickly
Ask him for directions to a 7/11
>>216996072>How do?*tips cowboy hat*
>>217003173
>>216996072Slap its ass and take it to Gamestop
>>216996072ITS THE GREAT PUMPKIN CHARLIE BROWN!I TOLD YOU HE WAS REAL!
>>217006536>NOW YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR MOCKERY!
>>217006536>>217006558HAIL GREAT PUMPKIN!SMITE THE UNBELIEVERS!
>>217006605>>217006536>>217006558Linus's summoned wrath was brutal, but mercifully swift, for the Great Pumpkinhead is nothing if not efficient.
>>216996072It wouldn't have gone down like it did. There would be a lot of cum in that pumpkussy.
>>217006688
>>216996072Ask him if he wants to come for a stroll. Nice night for a walk.
>>216996072>none shall pass
>>216996072Me: Speaks Light from Memorized Prayersyou: Repulses from Its Reminding ReminderMe: "So begone, satan, your authority is only over fools who forgot and turned away from our Great Creator, ALL!:ALL!, Maker of Me & you, and your kind, and your like. AWAY FROM ME!"
>>216996216Don't post ruzzians here again. Last warning.
>>217006721>Robocop versus The Terminator & PumpkinheadHas Murphy met his match?
>>216996072
>>217006536I always believed, Linus.
standard interaction rules still apply.
>be 6, watching pumpkinhead >grandpa keeps telling me pumpkinhead is outside >goes outside for a bit>starts beating on the windows>comes back inside and says pumpkinhead told him he's going to be outside my bedroom window tonight too
>>217007285based jokester grandpa
>>217007285That's hilarious, based fuckin pop-pop.
>>217007285Classic jape. My uncle who had a military gas mask in the attic from when he was working in the Middle East near the time of the Gulf War burst into the living wearing it and a towel around his head in the middle of my brother and me watching a flick in his living room, screaming "I AM OSAMA BIN LADEN".
>>217007285My uncle bought a movie quality Chuckie doll and would hide it around the house when I was a kid. I still remember coming home from school and opening the fridge to get a Yoohoo only to find the doll sitting in the fridge. Nearly shit myself.
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