I don't get the constant Ursula-simp neither in what was thinking Sam Raimi when he chose Mary Jane as the final partner of Peter.Can someone, please, explain this to me? Thanks.
>Dad what is manhood?>Not using this retarded meme format or the marvel slop pop """""culture""""" it usually references.
>>216996323>anon is in /tv/>anon complains about retarded meme>anon is the true retard here
>>216996279>Gwen Just a kiss>UrsulaJust a neighbor>MJThe girl who Peter loves since childhood
Lol imagine being an af cyber warfare tranny and your mission this week is to convince 4chan that Kirsten Dunst is ugly.
>>216996358Ok, I get that part BUT>MJ dated his bully, best friend and also gaslighting him for 3 entire filmsI mean, at some point, one has to wake up and retake his dignity.The worst part is that not only happened in Spiderman, but in a lot franchises (like Transformers 1 & 2 or Piranha), Idk what happened in that era but ALL male MCs were simps.If today we're in the slop era, during the 90s-10s was the simp era.
>>216996279Gwen is a non-character with a couple of minutes of screentime in the Raimiverse
>>216996382Anon, read again, I didn't say that she was ugly, I say Gwen was prettier and better person than her.You're just an illiterate retard.
>>216996357>n-no uStick to stale meme formats.
>>216996447As I said here >>216996435 I get it, but Peter ending with MJ feels so stupid and disgusting, while with GS would have been a nice ending.
>>216996279Both are good.Peter should have ended up with both of them.
>>216996544Anon you're forgetting Ursula and Betty Brant, Peter should have ended up with an harem.
>>216996516No.
When Spider-Man movies were launched Peter was married to MJ like for 20 years in the comics, she was THE romantic interest of Spider-Man.Then that retard came and destroyed the marriage because DURR HURR IT MAKES SPIDER MEN LOOK OOOLDD!
>>216996637>"No">creat this thread anywaysNice going.
>>216996834Thanks, anon.
>>216996766Thanks for the info, anon.I would have no problem about Peter and MJ not being married if MJ wasn't a whore.The problem is that for 3, THREE, TRES ENTIRE FILMS she is a massive whore and also pretty annoying.
>>216996279Meme overlooks the fact Peter was a cunt to Gwen and she deserved better
Peter isn't a chubby chaser
>>216996382She honestly would've been a better Gwen Stacy
>>216997012>Peter was a cunt because he was posessed by Venom>if Peter wasn't posessed he would have been a chill dude>>216997051Shame on him.
>>216997051I beg to differ
MJ had that bad pussy
>>216996279real adulthood is knowing the Pete/MJ/Black Cat throuple is the correct answer
>>216996279>>216996382>>216997249>don't know manhood >>216996614knows manhood
>>216996358>The girl who Peter loves since childhoodBut she's a whore who doesn't love him and would inevitably cheat
>>216997396That's what manhood is about: learning that your lifetime crush is a whore and focusing on girls that are worthwhile. The sooner boys learn this, the better we'll all live.
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>>216997219 Damn.>>216997373The perfect answer is all of the Spidey girls?
>>216997396>>216997452Spider-man 4 script, this is why Sony cancelled it, too much redpill for zoomers.
>>216997373And also that one female clone of him on the side, but that doesn't count.
>>216997594I knew it, but I prefer to take it as a compliment.
>>216997683Bet you also prefer she/her pronouns too, huh?
>>216996358>The girl who Peter loves since childhoodI guess in the MCU, but in the original ASM comic storyline, Gwen was first and MJ was a blind date Aunt May set him up on. He didn't meet MJ face to face until The Amazing Spider-Man #42. But Gwen died and Peter and MJ's relationship was much longer, so I consider her the long term canon Peter Parker girlfriend.
Gwen Stacy fucking died.
this was peak Dunst
>>216996279God id love a big plump Bryce wife.
>>216998131I mean, comic-wise, MJ was the one there with Peter through the symbiote suit, Venom, and lots of other major story arcs. So, to replace her with Gwen in the movie would be weird.
>>216996279Isn't Spider Man contractually obligated to end up with Mary Jane? I thought it was listed in that document that said he couldn't do drugs or suck dicks or torture people.
>>216997679there is no female clone of him, that's only in the old ultimate universe
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>>216998155lol, no.
>>216996358>Feliciathe person he was actually meant to be together
Undebatable best girl.
>>216996358>The girl who Peter loves since childhoodMore like Pedo Parker
Picking Gwen was a real pain in the neck. I know she really fell for Peter, but it seemed like a snap decision.
>>216997219Do not sexualize women!
>>216999046That's not ... Jumanji !!!
>>216996279He should pick Michelle, obviously.
>>216997611>lol, le funny brosnan meme, guys!!>we love fat girls, amirite?
>>216996382how can you be so dense man? take some time off the internet, unc
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>>216996960MJ was a virgin till she married peter parker. She was a infamous cock tease and because she's litterally a direct descendent of Red Sonja she does not give it up to any random man. Just the one she deems worthy.And since she litterally knew peter parker was spiderman long before they ever got together officially she was always into him. They retconned her into being the town bike and have been alternating between making her a massive skank and cock teasing them getting back together since thenIt's honestly gotten so bad that spiderman the comic character has died as the face of marvel comics and is now shit.Deadpool came in later and did Spiderman better then any spiderman movie. And in the last they went hard on the fag stuff and broke him up with his wife/true love. Because..you know. Disney is all about that shit.
Why do people ignores the ending of SM 1 where Peter rejects Mary Jane cuz he now has responsabilities, making she decide to dates another person, until Peter stars simping on her again on SM 2?
Reminder that BDH was pregnant during the filming of Spiderman 3.
I need both mommy and auntie to play with my wee-wee.
>>216996279gwen was obviously superior to the doped up talentless bitch, who isn'tbut she had canklesand for that reason, I'm balls deep in betty brandt
