RAD EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>216950875
star trek sex with shran
star trek fuck custodians
Wew thank god we got through that other thread fast
>>216998389Damnit you're early.
>>216998448
If you're not attracted to T'pol and wouldn't genocide entire races of aliens for the chance to penetrate her.. You're just a fucking fag.
>no episode past TOS where they find a ww2 destroyer in space no, "the 37's" doesn't count
15 days until Academy starts. How hyped are we, gang?
>>216998786
>>216998794Anyone who isn't hyped is unc af!
>>216998794
I simply will not watch it.
>>216998794I can't wait to viciously make fun of it here and also everywhere else and laugh at Nu Trek retards who defend what will probably be the worst show ever as some sort of "statement against sexism or racism or some other bullshit."Basically STD all over again.
Star Trek Academy is creating a buzz on social media.
>>216998804She's 50 and still in great shape... Jesus christ i'd put a baby in here right now.
>>216998849>But you don't know about my deal with the wraiths >Now ya gonna see ya boy Dukat's hand
>>216998870>Star Trek Academy is creating a buzz on social mediaThe hot toddies I've been drinking since 10am have been creating a buzz in my body, so fucking what
Time is running out. Respond to my DMs in the next 5 minutes of the compartment will be flooded with nonlethal neurazine gas.
>>216998894kek
>>216998794Looking forward to the webms. It promises to be epically shit.
>>216998849did they intentionally make it a parody of everything that "chuds" have complained about for 10 years?>everyone is gay and brown>strong women are fat and black or karens>set design is hideous
>>216998786you just have shit taste tranny
>>216998925The guy who said modern screenwriting is now just a paid therapy session for women was right
>>216998849even when ira made his character as stupid as possible, dukat is still dukino
>>216998849>Dressed like an Islamic Republic mullahnormcore and uncpilled
>>216998894more like guk ICKat amirite sistroids
>>216998794me and my friend crunched the numbersdoesn't look good
How does the transporter cancel intertia when people are beamed out of a freefall?
>>216999190i appreciate the layer of vhs fuzz over mr. pu
>>216999237When does that happen?
>>216999237Heisenberg compensators
>>216999237It doesn't, don't you remember that scene in J.J. Abrams' Star Trek the Movie?
Collider ranks the most anticipated new series of 2026. At #2 the scrappy underdogs of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy:https://collider.com/most-anticipated-new-tv-shows-2026-ranked/
Let's be honest.. Stargate is being renewed in the post-woke era.. It's gonna completely blow away modern star trek slop.
>>216999273In the shitty 2009 movie but there is also a Voyager episode where B'elana goes skydiving in the holodeck.
technically, posting these links counts as advertising.
>>216999344collider is unc and cringe and not based and six seven
>>216999237It doesn't happen in any show, but the transporter can change in whatever stance you were beamed in, i.e. from sitting to standing
>>2169993231. non-canon2. if it didn't, they'd die from hitting the teleporter pad at 200mph
>>216999385if you don't reply you're admitting you're a bot
>>216999453Nothing is space is truly stationary, duh, I thought you guys watched Science Fiction
>>216999478neck you fking coper.
>>216999237How do you beam people onto a moving planet from a moving starship?
>>216999488you're either retarded or you replied to the wrong post
>>216999488>Nothing is space is truly stationaryTerok Nor is extremely stationary insofar as it is 100% a stationFAGGOT
>>216999503eat shit bloody benchod arse, i fuck your cow
>>216999512Roddenberry is rolling in his grave at fake fans like you
>>216999510Heisenberg compensators.
>>216999536Enjoy my sloppy seconds saaaaarrrr
>>216999588it's gonna be shit just like everything else getting renewed nowadays, SG is dead and that's good
Stargate WILL have a WHITE MALE CHAD lead actorStargate WILL have fan service hot interspecies relationsStargate WILL have a hot ETHNIC member of the team who has passionate romance with the WHITE MALE CHAD mcStargate WILL return to when media had a more normal messageStargate WILL NOT hamfistedly insert le modern day politicsStargate WILL NOT have an uppity black bitch character boss girlStargate WILL NOT be modern goyslop
>>216999237The real answer is that the transporter reconstructs your atoms at the pad, so you literally have no inertia no matter what circumstance you were transported from.
>>216999684Implicit in the concept of the Heisenberg compensator, jfc do none of these faggots actually care about the science in science fiction
First contact situations where we are the ayys are comfy, I wish there was more.
>>216999684Really makes you wonder if this causes very low blood pressure for a split second until the heart gets the intertialess blood going again
>>216999682meant for >>216999658also nah it's gonna be shit pussy
>>216999290>>216999554>>216999712SIX SEVEN
>>216999712I ignore all the science mumbo jumbo, I just want to see what kind of shenanigans Worf gets up to.
You guys should hope the new Stargate show is non-woke and popular.. Then we'll be able to have real star-trek back.
>>216998389
>>216999952>Stargate
https://youtu.be/0BPWtT3yNdM
>>217000096SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>217000207unc big mad
>>216999177Everyone has hard nipples throughout TNG. It’s like they kept it cold in the studio for the equipment to work.
>>216999823my oomfie fr fr
>>217000294Studio lights are hot so it balances.
>>217000074Rap is just the OST for the selfmade mess, not the reason for it.
>>217000294I know I need to see some hard nipples to make my equipment work. Am I right Number 1?
>>217000256>computer, reduce light intensity by 90%>record the screams
>>217000324I think tuvok knows a little bit more about the subject than you
>>217000346bitch i WISH a nigga would
>>217000074Based but >>217000324 is correct.
>>217000074>>217000324>>217000466Nah, it's a vicious cycle. If your culture aggrandizes crime, you will have more impressionable young men committing crimes because it's "cool" to do so."the streets" have basically replaced church for black people as some worshipful thing and basically: it ain't good for ust. black guy
which on is the real one? both look not exactly good
>>217000552or this?
Are you guys ready for nu Shit Drek coming in 15 bingle bongs or whateva lol rofl
>>216998389Good news, in the Starlet of /tv/ tourney, all three Trek entrants won in Round 1, Uhura, Troi and Janeway, give em some lovehttps://forms.gle/tSCXviDMt1wUf12RAOr don't, it's a free country.
>>217000544Niggers are part of the problem, yes.
>>216999741I skipped this one>>217000544
my friend said Weyoun looks like a cross between a leprechaun and Donny Osmond
>>217000609CompleteVoyagerDomination
Gentlemen... we've taken /trek/ back.
>>217000599unc big mad fr fr no cap aCHADemy oomfies bussin
>you will never be a mid level Cardassian officer serving on Terok Nor with a Bajoran comfort girl GF Why live?
>>217002262>Why live?hasperat and jumja sticks
>>217000609I voted AGAINST TROI, AHAHAHAHAHA
I went through a transporter once. It cured my depression.
>>216998389Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.
>Transporters are a literal suicide machine>Then wouldn't the newly transported being have some knowledge of their death and rebirth every single time it happens?>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S NOT HOW THE SCIENCE FICTION DEVICE WORKS IN MY HEAD CANON
>>217002868
Sons and Daughters
>>217002879The idea is it deconstructs you to pure energy and reconstructs you back into matter somewhere else. The idea is that as long as the reconstruction follows the same pattern as before then it's you. The problem is the matter of consciousness. What is consciousness? Is it just all your memories? Is it memories, personality, intellect, subconscious? What makes you you? Is all of that transferable? Maybe you are you based on the environment you are in and how everyone interacts with you. Maybe that's why Tuvix wasn't "real." He had no place in the universe he belonged. He had no true origin. The people around him didn't accept him.
Alexander is such a cool dude
>>217003300the Dubsminion so decrees
>>217003318>no dubsLooks like he's shit
>cardie freighters painted Bird of Prey greenI can't explain why but this is cringe
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERSIt seems as though Major Kira has accepted my invitation to dinner tonight. I cannot confirm nor deny if we will be having sex.THAT IS ALL.
>>217003464Models were expensive to build and film
>>217003496she'd rather die
HEY KIRA, I'VE BROUGHT MY DAUGHTER ZIYALHER ART IS HIGHLY PRAISED AND COMMENDED
>>217003165Janeway did nothing wrong. She retrieved two trapped crew members.
>>217003165you remain conscious throughout the whole trip so this line of thinking is bunk
>>217003833you have a perception of being conscious but that may not be true outside that one barclay episode.
>>217003660I love how I can tell exactly where everyone is at on the watch along based on the opera lyrics
>>217003846>copeconcession filed
>>217003909scotty wasn't conscious for 50 years or whatever but there was probably some perception of time passing during de/rematerialization.
god I love Damar
>>217003943now that's a man who deserves a rock opera
>>217003868i pogged the other day when Odo said "I share your frustration"
>>216998389Tuvok never found shit
i love Alexander's voice
>>217004253His voice doesn't match his bitchmade demeanor
How much has changed?
>>217004369he's not bitchmade, Worf is
>>217004396He's definitely bitchmade. It's played for comedy.
>>217004424t. Worf
>>217004074DONT YELL AT ME
>>217004445true but also me
>>217003868theres a watch along? :(
>>217004489yes
>>217004390>Values people based entirely on their skin colorWhy is the Star Trek audience so racist?
>>217004519NuTrek "fans" (all 10 of them) don't actually care about Star Trek.
>>217004489Shut up, Weyoun
>>217004515>>217004906Please let me in.
>>217004932We only accept Impartial Men
>>217004972WOO!WOO!I really am the greatest and most merciful.
Guys, you're supposed to be talking about the new Star Trek coming up. What gives?
>>217005122You gotta know sign language to discuss that, Ms. Fossey.
>>216998786Based and logic-pilled.
>>217004972>>217005062):<
>>217000609what, no new Trek characters?
Say something positive and negative about his acting skills.
>>217005389I like watching him (on-screen charisma.) I think he struggles the human part of Pike - whenever he's Captainy it's fine but then he has to interact with people who don't give a shit he's Captain Pike and it's fucked. He can't do awkward very well, even though they make him do it a lot.
>>217003846Correct. It's just a perception of consciousness. Remember that everyone says they see streams of energy but how is that possible if your eyes are deconstructed? So there's something going on where people remain aware of their surroundings while their bodies are being reconstructed. Maybe the transporter does something your brain to give you the illusion of consciousness so you don't go insane. That's probably what Transporter Psychosis existed. People were going insane because of the transporter.
hello /trek/I hate mego's star trek merchtheir dolls are the ugliest trek merch I've ever seen and their existence infuriates mestupid and grossanyway how are you doing?
>>217005714>reproductions of the 70s TOS figuresgreat>trying to make modern stuff look retrostop
>>217005458>He can't do awkward very well,
>>217005870that was a top 5 worst nu trek episode of all time
>>217005741mmm I hate retro stuff as much as I hate funkosplaymates tried doing a line of retro figures mixed with nutrek characters but its fuckin playmates innit so the whole experiment bombed after the first wave pegwarmedpeople always say retro stuff and funkos are great for shelf representation which makes sense for characters who don't get a lot of toys or statues but if its something like captain jean luc picard of the uss enterprise customers have plenty of options so there's no reason for mego their hideous dolls unless they think their nightmare fuel lisa frank house style is somehow appealingwhich it isn't
Fucking TrekBros my fellow Compadres! We are counting down the days until our new Fucking series drops Star Fleet Academy! Let's all hype each other up and get excited and ecstatic! I can't believe we are almost there! We are going to Fucking roll right from SNW into another great Star Trek series!
>>217005925prove you're a real human
>>217005907>that michael burnhamshhhheeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiit
I'm a Star Trek nerd who posts on 4chan, but imagine buying little dolls of your favorite Jewish media. That simply could not be me.
>>217006049So true, you should just spend your money on food, drink, electricity, health insurance, and then just die. Anything else is totally gay and uncool and the people at school might make fun of me.
>>217005880Whatt are the reasons you feel this way?
>>217006110Horrible writing, even worse acting (does nobody know anything about vulcans on this show?), pants-on-head-retarded a-canonical conceptneed I say more?
>>217005951I'll be there in the morning and you can Fucking try me Michelle. You Fucking try me.
>>217006180>does nobody know anything about vulcans on this show?so you thought they were more conehead than vulcan? i can see that.
>>217006071shh let him play it out, I wanna see how far he runs with iton /toy/ this is baby's first shitpost and people start making up houses and cars they ownif cultivated this can be fertile ground for fresh thread culturewhat does a trek chad lurking at midnight on a tuesday spend their disposable income on?>>217006230nah you're not realbot reply
To go where no .... has gone before
>>217006302>dude uhura did all of this stuff before she got relegated to receptionist on TOSIm not buying it
>>217005907Is it true the Michael figure sold massively well?
>>217006402
>>217006430Why are you doing this? Why are you Fucking doing this!? Just because some girl somewhere won't Fuck you, this is how you are going to act? This is how you behave?
Paramount cares nothing about quality story writing, only money. Long term fans suffer at the expense of ignorant new ones
>>217006402the michael figure by playmates that was on clearance everywhere?the michael figure by mego that was on clearance everywhere?the michael figure by exo 6 that's on clearance everywhere?crazy how modiphius and mcfarlane were both going to make michael figures but decided not to and ceased production of trek merch entirely when paramount told them they'd have to make michael figures, even though they always sell massively well
>>217006517New fans?
>>217006483why does Fuck always autocap on your phonewhat are you doing with that Fucking thing
>>217006430>ages 17+
>>217006398Not too mention they repeatedly point out how she speaks 60 different languages about a dozen different times in SNW, and yet we never hear her speak anything other than English. Don't know what's worse, this actor's ghetto look or her terrible script.
>>216998389jerome just uses the ship to steal bikes.
>>217006302If she was such a Fucking prodigy how come she never made Captain?
>>217006615I hate how nu trek gives everyone super powersthey don't understand that just serving on the bridge of the Enterprise already makes somebody exceptional
>>217006615>Sometime after the Enterprise-A was decommissioned, Uhura was promoted to Captain and given command of the USS Leondegrance. From 2301 to 2305, Uhura and the Leondegrance carried out a five-year mission to the Lesser Magellanic Cloud, and participated in over one hundred first contact missions with the civilizations encountered there. Following the five-year mission, the Leondegrance became an Academy training ship in 2317, with Uhura retaining command until her retirement in 2333. During that time, many Academy cadets experienced faster-than-light travel for the first time under Uhura's command; one of these was a young Jean-Luc Picard.
>>217005714>imagine being an adult and buying dollsfaggot
how and why does someone bully a device into auto capitalizing Fuck mid sentencectrl+f every use of Fuck, their posts are just incoherent drive by shootingsis it autocorrect or is it a personal choicefascinatingFascinatingFFFascinating
star Fuck
Fuck is a proper verb
>>217006793mm it'd achieve its full flower if were more jarring like fully FUCKING capitalized like internet tourettes
>>217006636Rumor has it this chickenhead being cast as Uhura is what killed Nichele Nichols. Think about how much effort Nichele must have put into that role and how proud she had to have been of creating something so wonderful... only to have this ghetto-looking shit ruin your entire artistic legacy.
>>217006569>>217006846I don't give a shit about SNW but I think she's cute
>>217006747I don't know if it is the same guy, but there used to be a poster on /biz/ that got nicknamed "Dunkposter" aka "Dunkie" that always would capitalize fuck. He would post rants about how him and his fellow hedgefund traders were going to dunk on Gamestop stock holders and sell and short the shit out of it and he would call people bridge and tunnel and mediocrities and he spoke like some 60s jive dude talking about hepcats, and saying they anons on the wrong side of the FDR and made fun of people that didn't live in the city (New York City). And every other work was fucking with a capital F.
Thomas Jane to play Dr Bones McCoy!
>>217006747it is probably autocorrect by a eurofag since Fucking is an actual location in Austria.
>>217006879I miss when you knew that kind of madness was homegrown and not a bot>>217006980hmmm I've heard eastern europeans don't get many toy imports so kids there grow up throwing glass bottles at each other or whatever so that tracks
>>217006846I don't know why you try so hard to pretend a cute woman is actually very ugly. She isn't. She's cute. And I think Nichele Nichols would rather side with her than you. Seeing interviews with Nichele, the legacy that she's proudest of is empowering black women. You saying: 'this ghetto-looking shit', she'd hate you a lot more.
>>217007088What a charming negress
in The 4400 there was a guy who injected his nonverbal autistic son with X-Men goo in the hopes he would get a power but also be cured of autism for some reason? keep in mind there's a 50% chance it would just kill him and he still injected it. he was tired of having an autistic son and it was really cramping his style and not in accordance with his ideal lifestyle. so the kid got the power to make people hallucinate their biggest phobias. but he still had autism so he couldn't control it. so that worked out great. later on the main character with healing hands literally just cures his autism like it's any other disease and he's able to speak his first words: "Dad." Then his dad goes to jail. what a progressive message brought to you by Ira Steven Behr
>>217006302What is this?
>>217007088
>>217006846>she has to be BLACKER and LESS SLENDER!When you're the third person to play a character it's so bizarre to me to stipulate this kind of thing in casting.
>>217007264uhura's ass was not slender at all
>>217007281But she herself was. Does it not have some weird and unfortunate implications, like you're calling Nichols and Saldana not sufficiently black in their roles? What is then "sufficient" levels of black? Do they have a chart?
>>217007253She is cute. And she is not fat.
>>217007303Did they actually stipulate that in the casting? Or is that something that you just made up? And are now getting offended on behalf of a dead women over something that you just imagined happened?
>>217007440Am I meant to pretend there is not a push for more supposedly "authentic" portrayals of black women in both film and TV, which appear to translate into more stereotypically "black looking" and with more overtly black hairstyles? You're not seeing much of Jessica Parker Kennedy or Ella Balinska in these shows.
>>217007493OK. So you did just imagine that happening. You should try not to get upset by made up situations. It's a bit retarded to do. And you def shouldn't get upset on Nichele Nichols' behalf. Because given all her stated views and beliefs and Civil Rights activism. The casting of a dark skin women would not upset her. So, it's silly to get upset FOR her.
