Can zoomers still relate with Modern Bond?
>>216998664Craig only fucks one girl per moviewhat a faggot
>>216998664No, zoomers don't even watch movies. They watch anime and autistic cartoons from Cartoon Network.
>>216998664brosnan best bond
>>216998664>Drinking but no sexthat's Millennials. Zoomers are neither drinking nor having sex.
>>216999348>zoomers>oo>licence to kill... joymakes sense, desu
>>216999084For real. He was the coolest Bond. Just had this cool, didn’t let shit bother him, chad energy. How we went from ultimate Bond to nu Craig Bond is incredible
>>216998664no, just like they also dont give a shit about indiana jones. so both of those series are dead now
>>216999348true. the next bond will vape and be an incel
>>216999597It’s only dead because faggots running these franchises. Instead of catering to woke losers and feminists they should just go all in on Bond being a womanizer
>>216999643>they should just go all in on Bond being a womanizerwell they wont. so Id rather they just stop making Bond movies at this point
>>216998664>Most alcohol but the least sexCraig is literally me wtf
>>216999670Agreed
>>216998664Sociopathy tier listMedium:* Craig* MooreHigh:* LazenbyVery High:* Dalton* ConneryComplete Psychopath:* Brosnan
>>216998664how did roger moore kill so few people? he was james bond in 7 movies
>>216998812Craig is a flamer thoughbeit and killed Bond>>216998664I really have a hard time believing Dalton's kill count is so low. The end of TLD is a gigantic shootout at an airfield. Maybe he's not the one killing the people but just with the tone of License to Kill it's hard for me to consider him killing so few people in that one
>>216998664I'm not even a Zoomer but that franchise is fucking cheesy.It's like the Pink Panther or Austin Powers.
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>>216999719Moore has some of the most cold blooded moments despite being the friendliest Bond. Actual sociopath energy and why he's the best Bond
>>216999084then why did he only have one good movie? goldeneye is great, tomorrow never dies is meh, and the other 2 suck ass.
>>216999348this>>216999048>watch anime and autistic cartoons from Cartoon Networkno that's also millennials. Zoomers watch TikTok.
>>216999870Fag
>>216999733Top left says it's an average so apparently so he actually killed 49 people, but then martinis and sex seems too high
>>216999889wow, great counter argument
>>216999886Everyone born after 1985 is a zoomer.
>>216999870Goldeneye is shit, people only like it because of the gameTomorrow Never Dies and TWINE are better
>>216999870Brosnan is the only Bind that didn’t have a movie based off any of Fleming’s books. Casino Royal was the only book left but MGM didn’t have the rights to it yet
>>216999920nice contrarianism
>>216999937who is Bind
>>216999920Goldeneye is an average movie with a few really cool set pieces and moments that makes it memorable despite being filled with bad hammy performances and a dumb plot. The other Brosnan movies are way fucking worse though
>>216999348cheers
>>216999920yeah, the game, haha, that's the only reason anybody would like Goldeneye
>>216999941True contrarianism would be saying Die Another Day is good. Which it isn't.
>>216999597Bond is a glownigger but pre-Craig the villains are caricatures and plain evil. Tomorrow Never Dies became more and more relevant and the villain is exactly who irl glowniggers all serve. The chasm left by no real Bond allowed Mission Impossible to fill in even though it's so shit they just unrepentently openly serve jewish banking. It also lead to Fast and Furious increasingly trying to move toward the Bond formula.Jones himself is fine but the actor is one of the biggest assholes of all time and they keep forcing nazis as bad guys when that couldn't be more offensively tone deaf. Tomb Raider should have filled the void but they had to fuck that up so badly it was mogged by fucking Dora the Explorer.
>>217000067It does have the sword fight with the guy who wasn't seen again until he was captain in Black Sails.
>>217000292you sound like you've overdosed on conspiracy shit so much you cant enjoy anything anymore
>>216999348Both me and my gf are zoomers and we had sex like 10 mins ago, now I'm browsing 4chan next to her in bed.
