What do you think of the new and improved Professor Snape?
>>217004096he looks smellybook accurate
>Lily Potter is into BBCWhat is Hollyjew's obsession with interracial relationships?
>>217004096>Alan Rickman>zesty groid>improvedYeah no.
>>217004228Are you retarded? She rejected snape for James Potter's BWC
>>217004096Professor Sheeiitt
it's literally going to be less enjoyable than the full cast audio bookyou have to be a real dumb normie to watch this
>>217004096AYO POTTAH
>>217004096Professor Snape from State Farm.
is there a British translation for zesty?
can't wait for the memes
>>217004096Sooo... Do the Marauders still bully him because of his nose and hair?
>>217004895"Full of beans"this isn't a joke btw
>>217004895Bent
Guys I think the people behind Harry Potter (2026) might be making some questionable decisions
>>217004963Nah, it's cause he's a zesty boy.
>>217004096Literally makes this series a DOA no-watch for me. What the FUCK were they thinking?
>>217005109Same and I usually really don't mind shoehorned diversity in fantasy stories, I didn't have a problem with the black elf and dwarfette in Rangz because both actors did a good job and it was minor characters. The issue with Snape is making him black is so jarring because we know from reality that this type of snobby, overly cerebral straight black male nerd is so rare it might as well not exist. They should have made Snape east Asian and no one would have a problem buying this.
>>217005109I guess they knew it was impossible to ever get such a perfect casting again and went in the completely opposite direction.
>>217004096>flashback to Snape's school days is an entire 30 minute segment dedicated to buck breakingZesty, but bold
>>217006058Shit making him East Asian is actually not a bad idea, if they had to change his race that would've made the most sense since an east Asian could pull off Snape's pale skinned greasy black hair look
>>217004096More like Professor SNAP
>>217004096die
>>217005109Any casting for Snape was going to be inferior to Rickman, might as well meme the hell out of it.
>>217006109Exactly, also women are obsessed with east Asian men right now and they would have gone crazy about K-Pop Snape, the actor wouldn't even need to be a chad, just make him Asian and the fujos will do the rest. The creators left money on the table not taking advantage of the current trend.
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>>217006098>they arent already painfully aware
>>217004096the lynching scene will be fun
people actually watching this?
>>217004096>James and Sirius made fun of his hair and nose and hung him from a tree
>>217004096>Harry goes to a new school and from the first day suspects the only black teacher of also being a murderer and a thiefit turns out both are true, just not how he initially thought
Woke and transphobic. Who will rage more at the new Harry Potter?
So are they going to call him niggerus instead of snivelus?
>>217004096are they actually going through with this? They must have seen the online chatter and even media outlets saying why it's a bad look to have the hero's dad and best buddy (both of whom are "good guys") bully the shit out of a black guy who becomes a fascist zealot
>>217004096Black could be anywhere
>>217006821Brits are really fucked in the head about shoehorning blacks into everything possible. There are Dr Who episodes from back in 2008 where they go back to renaissance London and there's blacks everywhere.
Mr Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape and begs him to keep his abnormal gorilla nose out of other people's business.Mr Prongs agrees with Mr Moony and would like to add that Professor Snape is an brown nog.Mr Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that a bantu ape like that ever became a Professor.Mr Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his afro, the coon-ball."
>>217007019lmao
>>217006898I don't get why places like Canada and Britain do that, I can at least kinda understand with the US since blacks are a big minority group here plus the white guilt over slavery but what reason do other countries have for overrepresenting blacks in media? Are they just copying the US?
Also let us remind ourselves that if we follow the backstory then Snape came from a family where his father abandoned him and his mother was neglectful, and spent his school year idolizing aristocrats like Bellatrix or Lucius
>>217004096Besides being a color issue, this guy can't act either. He also doesn't wash his face and has tons of pimples everywhere.
>>217007092Because blacks are the most contrasting to whites in remind them of the new orderThey are the most apparent and visible golem to be pushed
>>217007115People haven't even bothered to trot out the 'but he's at least a good actor' cope to try and justify this. Anyone that watches two minutes of this guy doing Shakespeare will realise that he is not which makes the casting choice even more mystifying.
The sad thing is that I probably would watch the reboot if Snape wasn't black. This casting unironically ruins the entire series.
>>217004096>Fall for his cute white girl friend>Gets cuck by whiteboy>Call his CF a mulato>Joins a racist cult Him being black makes the whole thing much funnier
>>217004096>we is doin dem potionz
>>217007092>Professor Snape, why are your "potions" in powder form? And why do we need to shout "FIVE-OH" when we see aurors nearby?
>>217007469https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1767169385838127.mp4
>>217004988DIS NIGGA FULL OF BEANS
