>I am not a bad boy! I know he ate that leftover turkey on the counter. I knew it was for you. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot in the bird cage to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That cup of coffee! Are you telling me that a mug just happens to fall off the counter like that? No! He orchestrated it! Kitty! He defecated on the carpet! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own house! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was adopted, always the same! Couldn’t keep his paws out of the treat dish! But not our Kitty! Couldn’t be precious Kitty! Shedding them allergic! And HE gets to be a pet? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You-
>>217006093would make more sense if Chuck was the cat tbqh
>>217006093Things got tough for Army Dog
>I want... to go for a walk.
>When I came in to open up one morning there you were with your head half in the toilet>You were drinking the toilet water.>Disgusting.
dog
Someone grok will as a dog saying "I dont like bitches"
>What's this?It's your treat!>No that can't be right, I just sat.And now you get a treat!>But ...where's the bowl?You just... eat it out of my hand.>...Where do I eat it?In your kennel, in your crate, on your bed... wherever you like!
>>217006261This guy is no less than Lynch
>>217007284do it yourself if you wanna see it so bad you useless faggot Takes like 5 seconds with ai and you're STILL too goddamn lazy. You really want me to ask our machine god to generate it for you because you're too much of a slovenly retard? In the time it took for you to type that comment and fail to solve the captcha three times you could have gone and made that admittedly clever picture yourself but you're that fucking inert and inept.You seriously need to get the shit beaten out of you, Somali daycare owners have more of a work ethic than you do. Paralyzed stroke victims in hospice care on their deathbeds are more active than you are. You've ruined my thread, and my evening. I don't even want to make fun TV & film-related dog pictures anymore. Fuck this.You're either a fat old boomer that's so retarded with technology you legitimately can't figure out how to use grok even with obvious instructions, or you're a worthless little gen alpha parasite who uses ChatGPT for simple everyday tasks. I'm leaning towards the latter. When you can't ask an AI how to wipe your ass you expect other humans to do simple tasks for you and your shitty parents probably enable the fuck out of your awful behavior. You probably fake having a disability to get out of participating in society.Either way you have a toxic attitude and people like you are responsible for the decay of this world. I hope nothing good ever happens to you and that you get raped to death. That way, when the coroner reaches up your rectum and finds a big chunky wad of cum up your ass, they can tell your family that in your final moments you were finally good for something.
>>217007807I dont use twitter
