>character wakes up>takes a shower without shitting first
>>217010289I showered twice in 2025.
>>217010289>character wakes up and showers>doesn't shit in shower and waffle-stomp the turd down the drain
>character takes a shit>doesnt have to take a shit again 30 minutes afterward because those shit refuse to come down in one go
I tend to shit at night.
I probably won't shower for the rest of the year.
>>217010289Name 54 movies and shows this happens in
>>217010289>unnecessary sex scene>couple makes love>sheets on>intense fucking >they dont shower after it
>>217010439This is a surprisingly common film/TV trope — the “wake up straight to the shower” routine, with the restroom conveniently skipped. Here are 54 movies and TV shows where a character is shown waking up and showering (or clearly implied to) without using the toilet on screen.>MoviesPsycho (1960)American Psycho (2000)Scarface (1983)The Shawshank Redemption (1994)Die Hard (1988)The Rock (1996)A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Casino Royale (2006)Gone Girl (2014)Boogie Nights (1997)Fatal Attraction (1987)Body Heat (1981)The Terminator (1984)Black Swan (2010)Showgirls (1995)Basic Instinct (1992)The Big Chill (1983)Eyes Wide Shut (1999)Fight Club (1999)American Beauty (1999)Starship Troopers (1997)Eastern Promises (2007)RoboCop (1987)Oldboy (2003)Training Day (2001)>TV ShowsFriendsBreaking BadDexterLostThe SopranosMad MenHouse of CardsGame of ThronesThe Walking DeadSex and the CityTwin PeaksTrue DetectiveOzarkThe X-FilesMiami ViceEuphoriaWestworldThe LeftoversHannibalMr. RobotRay DonovanThe WireBetter Call SaulPeaky BlindersHousePrison BreakBand of BrothersThe Morning ShowFargo
>>217010485>they dont shower after itnobody does this retard
>>217010289>character wakes up>goes for run>runs for miles >takes a shower>have breakfast with family >goes to work at 9:00am>has time for an extramarital affair
>>217010289>not showering in the evening so your bed stays clean
>>217010289You should probably take a shit before heading to bed or risk colon cancer. You should not have to take a shit as soon as you wake up, that's not normal.
>>217010533I been doing it for the last 12 years...
>>217010289>Wake up, take shower>go to work>shit on company time
>>217010554by "it" you mean fagging
>>217010289>character wakes up>takes a shit>doesn't wipe, cleane his ass in the shower instead
>>217010575I don't like to be walking around smelling like your mother's period coming from my dick.
Why are you shitting in the morning before you've had your breakfast or coffee?
>>217010289>character shits in the shower
>>217010554I guess gay sex can be a little messier at times.
>>217010593no risk of that since you sound like the type to exclusively fuck male nigger asses
>>217010289i pee after i wake up not shit. i shit after breakfast.
>>217010406(You)
>>217010289>Two characters have a heated conversation on the move>*transition to a new location far from previous one*>Characters continue conversation right from the moment where they stopped.
>>217010289>not shitting in the evening so your bed stays clean
>>217010533You just fall asleep both sweaty and wet as fuck?
>>217010708i sleep on the floor
>>217010708Why are you shitting on your bed?
>>217010715sex with another person is disgusting. masturbating is much better.
>>217010715Yes
>>217010754no
>>217010732
>>217010732It's common to be releasing bits of shit when you go to bed really full. Though it's unlikely you'd drop the whole load during sleep.
>>217010289>inner monologue >character wakes up>yep thats me
>>217010533>t. virgin
>>217010734This is correct post.
i've noticed my farts have no smell. anyone else fart like this?
>shits before drinking 2 cups of coffeeFake and gay.
>>217011110If you start conversations like this IRL, dint be surprised why girls are afraid of you.
>>217011175you can smell my fart if you don't believe me.
>>217010909>It's common to be releasing bits of shit when you go to bed really full.Stop taking so much dick up your arsehole then you wouldn't have such a loose sphincter.
>>217010289>wake up>take a shit>get out of bedGonna be a good day today lads.
>>217010967https://youtu.be/blpXcAOKgl8?si=9n3dEvy1G8iwEvu8First movie that came to mind.
>>217010533Agreed, WTF? >>217010554You must be really out of shape.
>character doesn't wash his ass each time he takes a shitCharacter should die
>character never left the anal stage
>>217010289>Character drives a 1970 pickup truck in a town in which everyone drives around in 1970s trucks with a pistol in the glove compartment, and everyone smokes cigarettes with zippo lighters and day drinks and drives all day everyday>Punching someone in the face solves any and all problems>No one ever eats and when they do they never finish their meal, because booze cigarettes and work are always more important>No one has an actual job but everyone can afford big absurdly nice houses and drive nice big antique trucks>If they do have a job, it's for maybe 10hrs a week because they have so much time and energy for tons of other shit
>Character goes an entire day without masturbating for 2+ hours
>>217011861i used to masturbate 6 times a day. now i haven't masturbated since october last year.
