>IM ACTING
Eggers should have hired Mia Goth instead
>when chad leaves you on read
>stop laughing, it's not funny
>>217011693>uh oh stinky!
Her hairline was the most terrifying part of this performance
>>217011693her dad spent 60 million on wine
>>217012282Her dad employed one of his friends and paid him a six figure annual salary specifically to purchase his wine for him.
>>217011693>MY PUSSPUSS HUNGERS FOR MEATROD TO RIDE
>>217012282
>>217011702This movie was so fucking boring that even Willem DeFoe couldn’t save its mediocrity. So a simple switch of an actress wouldn’t do much
>>217011693This movie should have taken place entirely within the gypsy village and then the castle while focusing on the male characters only. Female lead should have been damsel in distress macguffin only used to move the plot forward.
>>217012347My dick would have enjoyed a nympho Mia Goth hungry for demonic cock
>>217012380It would have still been as silly as OP’s pic. Depp’s daughter is also hot it’s just such a dumb scene
>>217012347I didn't hate it, mostly for the imagery, but it was pretty glacial paced.
>>217011693She wasn't actually. She just happened to get possessed on set, and Eggers kept rolling. She does this all the time.
>>217011693Women that aren't retarded also disliked this movie
>>217011693>WAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPP
was Eggers always this fucking horrible and I just didn't notice it 10 years ago? I hadn't seen anything he'd done between The Witch and this and I was astounded by how obnoxious it waschick's got great nipples though
>>217012555The Northman is a fuckin masterpiece imo
>>217012347I like the film until they left the castle. After that the flow of time makes no sense and the characters are all over the place
when my balls are smacking her balls
>>217011693>Nutted but he still lickin
>>217011693She was so hot in that trash show The Idol.
Are you going to cum without even saying hi?
>>217011693ugly nepo babies completely took over hollywoodpretty much every hollywood movie now has bunch of nepo cunts
>>217011693>when he pulls out the HDMI cable
>>217011693New rival
>>217013147I noticed this. Before we used to have real beauties like Cameron Diaz, now we have weird looking women like the one from midsommar who are just little girls head but big in some fridge adult body Seriously watch any show from the 90s and 2000s and the difference is massive
>>217013309Big Harv's casting couch ensured we'd see only 10/10 bombshells in our kinos He did it for us and we didn't save him
>>217011693This is all Eggmans fault.
>>217013147>uglyPretty sure you're just gay
>>217013147left is cute
>>217013309Maybe the real horror was being forced to look at women.
>>217011702mia goth is even uglier, I hate you dumb waifufaggots who spam your awful taste on this board, along with troons and nons you have completely ruined this board
>>217012508So no women disliked this movie?
>>217012401>Depp’s daughter is also hotshes not
>>217013574>faggot doesn't like womenBig surprise
>>217011693>>217011702Funny how you homo faggots are apparently implying this wasn't the hack director's choice
>>217013012>mfw I miscalculate the stars
>>217011702Wasn't it supposed to be Anya? That would've been preferable.
>>217011693>PSYCHOSOMATIC ADDICT INSANE
>>217012734This is true.
>>217011693>WAZZAAAAAPP
I like Ahegao so whatever.
>>217013819I think is the first instance of an ahegao in western media.
>>217013757>Wasn't it supposed to be Anya?She was locked in but due to Warner pushing back Furiosa's shooting schedule she was forced to drop out.
Putting aside all the fun (and fapping) I get out of this, I must say that the period dialogue is very well done and enjoyable.
>you jest!
>Look mom and dad! I'm an actor too!
my gf when I raise my voice after getting angry at her
KINOOOOOOOOOOO https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1767195663224778.webm
>>217014175no way her mom and dad are still alive
>>217011693It's embarrassing how blatantly this is "I watched possession and I'm going to recreate that scene". Funny how you can easily tell in this move the actors that disappear into their characters (Skarsgard, Hoult, Dafoe, that one guy that plays the doctor) and the >IM ACTING scene chewers (Depp and her friends)
Will: I am gay.Eleven: >>217011693
>>217013147>>217013309Now you know how peasants felt when they saw Habsburg or French nobility.
wtf........
>>217013012This is AI, right? No way this is in an acclaimed movie by a every critic's darlig director.
>>217014591its harder to find a thread that DOESN'T fit with the left image.
