There is little chance that Nolans Odyssey will be superior in any way to Troy (2004)
>>217011781i hope wolfgang petersen is still in purgatory for messing with the soundtrack for the director's cuthttps://youtu.be/Sq-uMIZGETs?si=VSXKjjt25CvLbbKv&t=73https://youtu.be/S23D58YXRHk?si=i4J7R51Mo9MnbALs&t=363
>>217011781why compare? they aren't even about the same story or themes
I didn't like it when it came out but seeing the shit that came after it in the last 20 years I appreciate it now.
>>217012319>They aren’t even about the same story Oh nonono
>>217012431about 1/5th of the odyssey is the trojan war
>>217012422This applies to so many movies from the past now.
*poke*
>>217011781Troy was shit and had the same soulless anachronistic capeshit aesthetic. At least Nolan is gonna have gods and divine intervention and animatronic cyclops. Probably gonna set off another nuke to create a tsunami for the shipwreck.
>>217012604Kingdom of Heaven Directors Cut
>>217012676Nah you just have poor taste. Nolan likes to through huge amounts of money at things but lacks imagination
>>217012676Troy Director's Cut is fucking awesome and you are gay
>>217011781Making a secular adaptation of the iliad completely misses the point of the book.
>>217012021yeah not even dianes juicy tits make up for the fucked up soundtrack, it ruins so many scenes
>>217013523Greeks were already demithologising stuff like that by 6th century bc.
>>217011781troy is like a 5/10there's some cool scenes but the rest is shitit's always been shit
>>217013371>>217013470it's going to be the biggest one he's done. the biggest since the Bronze era. and there's nothing you can do about it.
>no gods>no patrochilles yaoiit's dogshit
>>217011781its the best we're ever gonna get
>>217014128>trannyshit>"big" anything except a turdYou and Cucklan are small guys for everyone
FUCK ACHILLES AND FUCK GREEKS
>>217014284somebody get this hothead outta here!
>>217014088Now tell me they were all LGBTQIA+++ too.
>>217011781there is negative chance
>>217014673They had institutionalised pederasty, not quite the same thing
>>217011781I never watched Troy for the changes to the story, and this pisses me off that now it looks great just by comparison.
