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>I'm not going to save your life.
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>I'm going to let you die in the deadly situation I knowingly engineered
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>>217014296
The fuck?
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>I, a supposed superhero, am going to stand idly by as a helpless civilian is obliterated in a gruesome train crash
>no I didn't like him, what does that have to do with anything?
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>>217014275
Why does Bale look so constipated?
>>217014296
Based.
>>217014554
>Ra's Al Ghul
>helpless civilian
Ebin bait.
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>>217014275
Why is Man so useless?
Batman would never say that.
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What is worse, Batman NOT saving you or Batman raping you or Batman sending you to jail were Gotham guard will rape you daily?
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>I'm not giving you a day off.
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>>217014275
Batman broke the law here by not fulfilling the Duty to Rescue. Ra's won and proved that Gotham is nothing more than a hive of scum and villainy.
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>I won't kill you, but I don't have to rape you
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>>217014641
How about all the helpless civilians the derailed monorail plowed through?
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>>217014275
It should've ended like in the animated show where they show him falling harmlessly into a dumpster or a pile of leaves
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>>217014770
>Getting mad at invented scenario in my head award
0/8
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>>217014674
Wow! Every day?
We're practically honeymooned!
Gotham PD just discovered their true passion: CLOWNING AROUND WITH THE JOKER!
He can't resist!
Now CLOWNPHILE is the star of the show, and the circus is his!
Another Harley!
Tell me, dear sir, did you really think you could *top* the Clown Prince of Crime?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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>>217014275
>well technically i didn't kill you, the gun did!
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>>217016220
Reminder The Raped is canon in every timeline.
Every Joker is or will be raped. No escape.
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>>217014275
Batman literally burned down the League of Assassins HQ in this movie and killed a fuckload of people. Then he spends the rest of the Nolan trilogy moralizing about never killing
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>>217014275
Nolan Batman is overrated as fuck, like everything else Nolan has ever made.
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>>217014275
>I'm just gonna hurt you. Really, really, bad.
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>>217018221
Actually only Nolan Batkeks movies are overrated, his other movies are all decent to kino range.
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>>217018394
He's a pretentious asshat who makes nonsense movies that predditors pog over cause it makes them feel dumb and hence it's "deep"
His Batman movies make sense unlike the rest of his filmography but they're still shit Batman flicks. Why watch that crap when I can just watch the Burton films which have way more sovl than nolanslop
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>>217018546
Nothing about the plot of The Dark Knight makes sense, the movie is just so briskly paced it doesn't give audiences time to process how dumb it is
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>>217018568
I mean you can kinda get the gist of them, unlike something like Inception which is just nonsense
But they are indeed way too fast paced and they have a lot of retarded shit. For instance to fully understand the Dark Knight you need to know the ARG that happened before the film which explains basic shit. Otherwise you have no clue why there are randos pretending to be Batman, why Joker torturing some dude in a Batman costume is a big deal or why he has followers when he's a random anarchist with no background
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>>217018546
>His Batman movies make sense unlike the rest
Sure, 250% this but unironically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd3p0PUUklE
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>>217018568
haha so true, and I got that in my third vew (all 3 at the cinema)
Still fun, like a parent(Nolan) playing pretend with his kids(us) about fucking batman.
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>>217018394
Batman Begins, The Prestige, The Dark Knight, and Inception are the only kinos he's made. The Dark Knight Rises, Dunkirk, Tenet, Oppenheimer are legitimately bad. Everything else is ok to fine.
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>>217018762
Begins is his only good movie and only because it has Neeson in it. The rest are crap, it just goes from "tolerable crap to turn your mind off" to "genuinely braindead retarded crap"
Oppenheimer at least had good memes.
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>>217018568
Everyone complains how sidelined Batman is in the Burton movies but it's arguably even worse in the Dark Knight where Batman is a genuine idiot who gets mogged by the Joker the whole movie and constantly fails
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>>217018872
Batman being sidelined in the Burton movies is kino though, it makes him a mysterious entity that you learn little about unlike with Nolan Batman where you know everything Bruce Wayne does and the mystery is gone
Plus Burton Bruce is vulnerable but competent. Guy almost loses at the end and gets lucky with the beefy Joker goon but considering he survived a fucking plane crash and ran up dozens of stairs it makes sense
Meanwhile Nolan Batman like you said constantly gets outsmarted by some anarchist retard cause he impulsively jumps into every single encounter without doing basic recon or thinking about it. Joker even wins by making Batman correctly believe he needs to retire
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>>217018192
including the guy he didn't want to execute.
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>>217018939
>Joker even wins by making Batman correctly believe he needs to retire
batman cockblocked his secret ace in the hole so not really.
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>>217019563
In doing so he had to retire which the Joker wanted in the first place
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>>217014674
How often did they rape the joker in Arkham Asylum? Maybe they raped The Riddler too every now and then?
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>>217019644
>heh you see I wanted you to go off into the sunset after achieving your goals
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>>217014275
https://youtu.be/w2yv8aT0UFc?si=llA_MReJkIUdUOx1
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>>217014275
Pretty based. Wish we got Batman with nuts more often.



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