Oh yea baby fire some new year's pozzworks right into this hairy neghole
>>217014531Fuck yeah HIV
I can't even imagine how crusty OPs New Year is. If you're making a thread like this on New Year's Ever you have to be 100% crusted
>>217014531Wtf is this
/tv/ is my favorite gay board, there's always gay content on here everyday
>>217014678The last of us, season 1 episode 3
>>217014678What? Does real masculinity intimidate you?Newsflash, chud, it's almost 2026 now and real men believe in:>Reproductive rights for birth giving persons>Common sense gun control>Whiskey scented beard oil>Dude wipes>Man scaped>Harrys razors>2015 Nissan Xterra>I'm only human after all song #1 on my playlist>Equal marriage equity for marginalized homosexuals
>New Years Eve in the zombie apocalypse>haven't seen female in years>option 2 is claiming to be 14yrs old btw>death is not an option
>>217014678it’s a form of dried up shitposting which has become stale and flaky
I hope you faggots get your crust busted this new year.
>>217015977And I'm taking that to heart.
>>217014531Have a negroni, have two
What in the actual fuck is crust actually? Feels like a made up /tv/ word
do gays know that they poop from that hole and that they'll get poop all over their dick?
>>217016250come on man. you know what your doing
Busting in a crust thread.
>>217014678love, something you wouldn't understand
>>217014678episode from Last of Us liberals pretended was a masterpiece then everyone forgot about it once the show was over
In crust we trust
>Chu ever had your crust busted, holmes?
>>217014531what would compel a man to bust another man's crust?
>>217016630>sure, I always get a crust bustin from the homies
>oh babe, come here right now>take that rock hard cock out, daddy needs a dick>yes! yes! bust my crust! shove that fat circumcized cock right up my shithole!!!>oh babe can't you feel last night's spaghetti dinner churning around your cock? Wait... that might be my anal worms...>thrust it deep inside me babe! I need your cum! I need you to blast your hot man batter inside by crusty bussy! get me pregnant honey! knock me up so fucking hard with a little shit child! i want to birth your poo-poo son! then we can take turns molesting him before selling him as a little cock slave to the next gay faggot that wanders into our little homo utopia!!!>oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah shoot that AIDS infested semen into my torn colon I need that poz load up my ass right fucking now>yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!!!!!>oh can you smell that? that poopy smell mixed with semen and old man sweat? it's the most powerful aphrodisiac known to gay male kind... I won't forget this moment ever...>now give me that meat stick covered in corn and shit.... daddy needs a poopsicle because it's so hot....Amazing scene. Deserved all the awards it won.
>>217016842someone post the one where he cums shit spaghetti lol
>fuck my farts Ron Swanson.
I'm trans and have a trans gf.Shitdick basically never happens. As long as you prep ahead of time, you're good.Sex between biological males is so much hotter and beautiful if you're both hairless.There's a reason trans porn is the fastest growing porn category.People cannot resist male/femboy/trans buttholes.They're so cute.
>>217016842The part about the poo poo son always cracks me up
>>217014678Neil Druckman's masterpiece
>>217017013why do fags like the poop from other men's anuses? It's so bizarre.
>>217014531i cried watching this>t, zoomer
>>217016266They’re counting on it, it’s part of the appeal.
>>217016947
>>217017415don't knock it until you've tried itstop repressing
Old disgusting homos should live in shame and fear.
>>217017449Fuck off groomer.
>>217017535>Fuck off groomer.stop listening to /pol/ propaganda
If you start the episode at 23:27:41 you can hear the crust cracking at exactly midnight
>>217017780You literally just posted how everyone should be a giant faggot like you and how it feels so good and buttholes are cute.
>>217017817that's not what people mean when they say grooming>everyone should be a giant faggot like you and how it feels so good and buttholes are cute.All of these things are true though lol
>>217017780>>217017817>convincing men to become straight and cis = not grooming>convincing them to become gay and trans = groomingHow is that fair?It also makes no sense.
>>217018101You don't need to convince people to follow their biological programming. Do I need to convince you to breathe?
>>217018315>You don't need to convince people to follow their biological programming.Well that certainly isn't true.
>>217019458you're mentally ill lol
>>217015361QRD on the Nissan?
>>217016929Please don't
>>217015361Do you mean this song? https://youtu.be/Tpo1JAZ9v_U
>>217016250The crussy.
>>217018315You're right, but not in the way you think
Many of the long, wide shots of my rear in the air would reveal tears of bust juice streaming down my cheeks, were you to zoom in tightly enough, as the crust came loose of that fair hairy rear had me utterly besotted. I was happy as a pig in shit. A very giggly pig.
>is it in? my ass is so loose>I just made it past the crust hair barrier and I'm entering the crust hole, feels like I'm poking a breaded chicken cutlet with my dick>break that fucking crust hymen>im through, its in, crunchy on the outside soft on the inside>oh your dick in my ass is making me need to shit>shit on my dick...>im shitting *BRAAAAAAAAAALPH*>fuck shit right into my urethra...>I did blast the shit-dick spaghetti down my throat!>im shit-cumming! *long strand of shit from his dick laces his lips*>the brown stache... i needed this>im gonna shit, I'm shitting out my ass and dick at the same time>*squeeeeBRAAAAAALLLPPHH*
>>217016947I'm glad that being a fan of bush is seemingly transphobic.
>>217015361dude wipes sounds cool, what's the catch?
>>217020633that's the one, kek
>>217015919Just like OPs asshole