IT'S UP!https://youtu.be/GfsDYu7OKns?si=btGNJN0phminovk2
>>217014903Of course they'll talk about Pluribus.Bet Jay will point out how he thought Carol was funny the way she bluntly just says stuff.
>>217014903they better mention a couple of good indie things I haven't watched, I don't need to see a fucking review of ST or Pluribus or the Naked Gun movie.
>>217014903>4 mins agoIs the best you can do /tv/?I want this down to 2 mins next time or no tendies for a week!
You're telling me there were so little good movies to talk about they have to talk about stranger fucking things?
>>217014903Jay wishes he was half the boring lesbian Pluribus's Carol is
>>217014903I'm going to kill myself if they don't talk about one battle after another in part 2.jay did mention they'll talk about Eddington in part 1 so there's hope
>>217014990they're influencers, Netflix are definitely handing out money to anyone with an audience willing to talk about their biggest slopfest.
>>217014952I once saw one that was 53 seconds ago
>>217014903>I don't like girls phrase in the openingokay that was funny i'll give them that
oh boy cant wait to hear about the literally what indie slop about race issues that jay fell in love with
REMEMBER STRANGER THINGSHOW COOL WAS THAT 9 YEARS AGOVECNAAAARRRR
>>217014903RLM (Reddit Letter Media) are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves
yepI've seen none of these movies and tv shows
>>217015218REMEMBER THE 1980s? POP CULTURE HAS BEEN A NON-STOP 80s REVIVAL FOR 13 YEARS NOW
>>217014903>WOKE THING GOOD>DRUMPF BADWhy are RLM like this?
Jay is rapidly going grey.
>Pluribus is like. You start it, and you get so much new stuff, in every episode, and the episodes fly by. I mean it's like top notch tv-show makingwhat the fuck is he talking about?
>>217015317*gay
>>217015103My God, get that anon in here! We need his raw expertise.
>Mike goes on an anti-DEI rant against cripples
>>217015344I thought the episodes flew by. Like I can tell nothing is really happening, but the episodes don't feel long. Also, Carol was clearly annoyed by that pre-recorded message. Why didn't she tell the Plurbs to record a more verbose one?Also Carol clearly didn't like how they all greeted her constantly. Why didn't she tell them to act more natural? (The Indian guy was able to get them to act as characters)Well, I'll tell you! Because the whole show is about the quirky chungus plurbs! If Carol just told them to act "natural" you'd have no show.
>>217015317well I am a middle aged man and I started watching them as a teenager
I've actually come to despite everything about RLM and I use to borderline worship their content. Just everything about them now pisses me off. I think it's something to do with this >>217015223I used to identify with the whole le apathetic so over it irony but now it's so fucking played out
>>217015344>Apple gave us $10,000 we can't just say its a huge waste of fucking time
>>217015442I first watched them when I was 19 and now I'm older than both Mike and Jay when they started HITB in 2011.
>>217014903Mike still hasn't addressed the wrestling incident
>>217015439>I thought the episodes flew byi started watching them at 150% speed and it was barely noticeable.
>>217015076So how much did Netflix pay RLM to say it was a worthless pile of shit?
>>217015528Actually now that I think about it I was checking my phone semi-regularly. The show makes it easy to tune out but then tune back in when something happens.For example whenever that pre-recorded message played, I knew I had time to check 4chan or my stocks or whatever (I don't need to see Carols annoyed reactions)
>>217015528it's funny when you're watching a show and forget its on high speed because the pacing of the editing is slow to pad the running time.
>>217015317that's what happens when you're
>>217015587I don't know but being talked about is generally better for pr than being completely ignored. also please don't try to tell me that they actually thought Pluribus was good.
ahahaha, they totally shit on stranger things
>>217014903>Verification n0t required
>>217015651they didn't say much about it other than they liked it and go watch it
>>217015651>please don't try to tell me that they actually thought Pluribus was goodOf course they did
Jay is looking like he's slipping into his silver fox era. What a handsome man.I love him
>>217014903Mike's addiction to obscure streaming slop is out of control
god damn jay is so easy to hate its incredible, yep. i think he realy does it for me
>>217015784He owes me sex.
>>217015697Beautiful ntr smile <3
>Mike not talking about anything>just rambling about how he knew a journalist who got killed
>make zero effort to make mainstream connections>expects a visit to their warehouse from Hugh Jackman
>>217015776you can tell me that but you can't make me believe it.
I CLAPPED WHEN THEY PLAYED SMILING FRIENDS
>Mike unironically shilling PluribusFirst Disney and now Apple. How many checks is he pocketing?
>>217015881literally me except with gorgeous BPD women
>>217015881>>make zero effort to make mainstream connectionsThey've literally had mainstream celebrities on their channel many times
>>217015881>anon doesn't understand irony
>>217015223>reddit spacing.Didn't read.
>>217014903Mike killed that man, didn't he
okay intercutting Stranger Things with their parody of Star Trek Discovery is RLM at their best best. a simple trick yet it fits perfectly. actually great criticism.
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>217015873He's entering his senile old man era
>>217015873Holy shit...I remember this
>>217015961First time in an rlm thread?
>>217015873You don't get it, there was a photo of an obscure Milwaukee cover band on a table
ok what the fuck
do you guys think mike and jay hang out outside of shooting videos?
Thought Jay was gonna be the first
>>217016106No they are both holograms controlled by the government.
>>217016106I genuinely think Mike only hangs out with Rich outside of filming
>>217016106they're editors, that means they basically have no free time.
>>217015961
>>217016106Mike and Rich definitely still hang out irl or at least keep in touch. They're always talking about the things they text each other. Mike and Jay is anyone's guess.
>>217016106No. Only jack and rich
>>217016199>>217016106i remember when mike called rich his oldest and dearest friend in front of jay
>>217016120
>no 28 years later mention due to how divisive it was YOU HACK FRAUDS
>>217016229Well it's true. Mike and Rich have been friends since middle school and I believe Mike only met Jay in college.
>>217014949It’s Red Letter Media / RLM. They get paid by Hollywood studios to advertise their shit. They’re not going to be reviewing anything they’re not paid for.
>>217014903I hope you're all watching this ironically
>>217016293
>>217015587There’s only three movies that RLM has ever said that about and that’s Star Wars episodes 1 2 and 3. The worst criticism they give anyone else is “uhhhh the pacing is a little off but it’s still worth buying a ticket for!”They’re fucking shills.
>>217015494>I used to identify with the whole le apathetic so over it irony but now it's so fucking played outYou're still doing the same thing, you're just apathetic about RLM now because you're scared of getting bullied on /tv/
>half the video is about reddit thingsshocker
>>217016262They haven't talked about a Garland or Boyle film in years. I think the most recent one was Yesterday which Mike liked.
youtube auto subtitles censors the word "Sissy"
>>217016289they've tipped me off to a couple of good things before, presumably because they offer relatively decent rates for low-budget stuff. I don't think The Chair Company or the Shiv + Dakota Fanning show are going to qualify though.
>>217014903I don't watch this videos
>>217016330Saying they fucking suck ass and Nick Reiner should have went to their warehouse after finishing with his parents isn’t “apathetic”.
I CLAPPED WHEN I HEARD KATE BUSH!GAY!
>>217016324Why is Jay taller than Rich? I am assuming those are Jay and Rich, right?
>>217014932They like the show and apparently it has a lot going on each episode
>>217016365thats a good thing but they really should start censoring the audio as well because as it stands youre just really helping the deaf people
>casually spoils literally everything about bugonia with zero warning i was already getting tired of them but now they've straight up become my opps
>>217016396I once cried listening to Kate Bush because I was so blown away by how good she was. This was years prior to the show featuring her
>>217016416/tv/ fags absolutely blown the fuck out, I rarely watch shows but I like Plurb
>>217016416>apparently it has a lot going on each episodeIt does
>>217016431>with zero warningYeah except for the giant text and voiceover saying "spoilers ahead"
>>217016326the positive/negative nature of a review doesn't materr, whether they review it at all does. they didn't review 28 Years Later and they'd better do part 1 in the next video, or give both halves a full episode once 2 is out, or they are essentially openly for-hire shills.
Mike seeing the journalist getting beheaded
>>217016431why didn't you watch it then retard
>>217016459They used to that all the time>Skip to 23:59 to avoid spoilers Or some such.But I guess doing that would require going back over your editing timeline and inserting extra text. Far too much work.
>the cast should have beat Will to death during his coming out sceneWhat's Mike's problem?
>>217016459i was literally half way across the room up to neck in aspen bedding for snakes retard how the fuck am i supposed to see a flashing text warning
>>217016456I beginning to respect John Campea more each passing day
>>217016554Have you considered killing yourself?
>>217014903my new year's plans have arrived
>>217015881Aren't they legit the biggest showbiz figures in Milwaukee
>>217016569nah you should do that instead and get back to me via my sb1 spiritbox, rlm nut licker
pluriboring lol
>>217016431>>217016525It should be legal to hunt retards like these two for sport
>>217016611I'd rather behead you ISIS style and send it to Mike and tell him that their video inspired me
>>217016622I legitimately do not understand what people see in the show. The characters all suck and that's what it hinges on
>mike and jay know of stavs existence
>>217016324Would PLOW FemJay and FemRich
>>217015873It's hilarious mike mentioned this but not nadine getting murdered lol
I hope they do The Housemaid in Part 2. Went on a date nite with the wife to see it while my parents watched the kids, first movie we've seen in a theater for maybe five years. Got a litty blowjay in the moderately filled theater, shit was cash.
do NOT look up that video he was talking about
>>217016635Your tolerance of shoddy workmanship is why everything is becoming shitty
>>217016767>>217016185
>>217016699This is how I found out the lady from the Plinkett videos got murdered
>>217016669>The characters all suck and that's what it hinges onlol, actual retard
>>217016699Holy shit I forgot she was murdered. Fuck man everything is so shity.
>>217016431>fishtank tard got spoiled Good, fuck you.
>>217016767The university speech? Yeah that was tough to watch.
>>217014903Did they talk about the blue women? Or did they chose not to out of spite?
>>217016694Based taste
>>217015632no way he is that old
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>>217017030Everyone at RLM is over 40 now. Rich is pushing 50.
>>217015223Still not refuted
>>217017030old enough to fuck your Mom.
>>217015317he looks fucking great for his age anyway
>>217016260This isnt even gay. I do this with my boys all the time.
>>217016106They have said they watch movies together without filming.
they glaze pluribus so much
I want an ai fag to prompt up a dating show like the bachelor but all the contestants are RLM cast and the bachelor is Mike who inevitably picks Rich and they sloppy kiss as rose petals fall from the sky.
>>217015632He looks better than ever. I remember he used to loom like an inbred hillbilly before he had money to fix his teeth.
>>217017311Yeah he had a proper glow up just a few years into RLM.Nicer hairstyle and better clothes can do a lot.I'm sure he started eating and working out better too, but nothing crazy.
>>217017234They've said for years that a characters orientation should either be the plot of the story or completely irrelevant. I tend to agree with them.
I wish I still cared about movies and television enough or them to actually enjoy watching this. This time of year is the absolute worst for content when you're addicted to consuming to drown out the self hatred you have for your life and how you CANT DO ANYTHING YOU WANT TO and don't know why.
Part 2 wishes?One Battle After AnotherEddingtonNo Other ChoiceHappy Gilmore 2 The Ugly Stepsister (best horror movie of the year, by far) Bring Her Back
>Mike liked PluribussyI feel validated.
>Mike sucking off the Pluribus so much>Calling characters smart when they are just using 1/10 of their brain at any given timeFeels pretty validated knowing that I was right in saying it was a pure redditor bait in a show format.
>>217014932they cited it as a strong example of a show that doesn't "spin its wheels" lol
>>217015525I started watching them when I was 12. I am now 53.
>>217017493Are you their pediatrician or grade school teacher?
>>217017411>EddingtonNever seen it but I want them to review it so Mike can go on a tangent about DS9.
>>217015784That's right, Jay!
>>217017411Cloud and 28 Years Later. They'll talk about neither.
>>217016365it also censors "goy" and "goyim"
>>217017585So handsome :o
>>217014903Why do 'critics' keep getting baited by shows like Pluribus or Marriage Story where if the shows attempts to tackle 'mature' themes It's immediately good no matter how poor the story is or how mortifyingly boring it is.
>>217017636Idk, that kinda shit bores me. I wish theyd just make Undergrads the movie already. I just wanna watch movies about bros getting laid with 2000s butt rock music. I hate movies now.
>>217017585
>>217017411When are they going to review The Batman?
>suddenly a story about a guy getting beheaded in syria in the middle of the videookay
>>217014903i agree with everything mike said about bugonia. the ending really undercuts the rest of the movie and the good performances
go discuss your faggy e-celebs in the youtube comments section
>>217014903Is it a running gag or something to say Part 1 on every video now?
>>217017636Because with something like Marriage Story I really just want to see someone act well. The catharsis of seeing "kylo ren" perform an actual character instead of cardboard dorito lad is hard to understate.
>>217016106No, they're like the Mythbusters. They even have restraining orders for Rich Evans when they're off work.
>>217016011Was probably Ahmed al-Sharaa in the ski mask or his #2, he did a lot of these beheadings himself. Trump met with him and said he's a great guy. James Foley must have pissed someone off at CIA/Mossad for them to order ISIS to take him out like this.
>>217015344The way they puff up Pluribus is really the final straw for me, they've proved themselves to be complete reddit-tier midwits. Hearing Mike describe the opening scene to episode 2 as if it was some oscar worthy beautifully smart meticulous scene makes me want to shoot him in the head. I liked BCS but dropped pluribus 3 episodes in. I know how bince directs, I know there isn't any actual point to his "slowburn" scenes. It's not impressive, no matter how much time or money he spent shooting a specific scene a specific way. He's so far up his own ass.
>>217017636pluribus doesn't really tackle "mature themes" especially compared to something like marriage story. It's moreso just an exploration of a sci-fi concept done through a variety of character POVs. How is that mature?
>>217017682No more capeshit!
>>217017945I agree. Slow scenes need some intent, something to give them weight and there are directors that can pull them off. Vince isn't one of them, certainly not in Pluribus where all the characters are terrible.
>i watch the naked gun>very, very funny. very consistently funnyany remaining respect or credibility jay had just went out the window. that was an abomination where not a single joke landed and was one of the most unfunny movies (trying to be funny) I have ever seen in my life.
>>217016083These visual effects were done by Digital Domain, who had a partnership with the Indian company Reliance MediaWorks to outsource this type of work to their offices in Mumbai. Reliance MediaWorks currently has over 500 Indian VFX artists, with plans to add an additional 650 more. Business is booming.
>>217017491It doesn't though.
>>217016365Mike definitely edited this video.>t.23-year-old Chuddy that saw this meme on Instagram reels yesterday
>Mike reveals he filmed a beheading halfway through the videoWe may have went too far in some places
Why are they so unpopular and hated now?
>>217018046I'm not surprised they loved it, or that they thought Carol is an amazing character. These are the guys who thought Force Awakens was a triumph.
>They liked The Chair Company.What a relief, I didn't know what to think of it but now I know what to tell people.
>>217014903I love my comfy unc-slopunironically
>>217018117They're the most hated youtube channel in India.
>>217017945>THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW! I'M DONE WITH RLM REEEEEESee you in the next RLM thread, faggot.
>>217015103Based first-be-er quick anon
>>217018117Because they're old and near senile now so anything that comes out that isn't complete and utter dogshit gets very high praise from them, acting as if it's a masterpiece. There really isn't any nuance with their discussions, they don't really have much interesting to say about the stuff they watch.
>>217015344He's plumbing(I've watched neither Pluribus, nor the RLM video and I'm probably only gonna watch the RLM video, maybe)
>>217015344it was a joke u retard
>>217018117Fans are sick of the patreon fraud
Did these hack frauds seriously say that it was SUBTLE that Carol was gay in episode 1 and they didn't even realize it until the end?I think they might actually literally unironically be fucking retarded.
>>217018204*plurbing
>>217017636>if the (media) attempts to tackle (idea) It's immediately good no matter how poor (the execution is)summary of all movies, games, shows, etc or at least how people rate them. you now understand the real issue with everything
They've completely lost the fucking plot
>>217015223> smug, detached Gen-X ethos.Whatever.
>>217016106No. They’re adults.
Vecnard!
>>217016326Mike literally have to be mentally challenged to like Rise of Skywalker.
>>217014903>2 hour video talking about 2 dumb tv shows that no one asked for
2026 will be the last year of RLM
>fuck these old hacks>can't wait for part 2!Why are you like this?
>>217014903woah i have the same wine bottle thingy at thome
>>217014903GOD YES IT'S UP OHHH I'M GONNA CUM!!!
how is mike such a mouthbreather. bugonias ending is still questionable wether its real or not. emma stone went through a trauma and got hit in the head with a head in the end. literally seeing a severed head knocking her out. especially since her character is a control freak, she lost all control this whole time. its the worst thing that could happen to her mentally. all this accumulates into believing plemmons shenanigans.also, it doesnt deflate all the real anti-pharma messaging and anti-corpo themes in the movie, it emboldens it. if you, as a human and free thinking individual cant look past well poisoning ala flat earth bullshit, you are nothing but a sheep and tool. real conspiracies, like pfizer taking all our tax money get shoved aside for some death/sterilisation vaccine mockup, while all those managerial types go home laughing while looking at their bank accounts.
>>217018517That makes sense. It's a ubiquitous design, ya goof.
>Mike and Jay sucking off Pluriboring I can't anymore. These hack frauds need to retire already
>>217018595Don't call him a goof. I also have that wine thingy
>>217014903>Pluribus is top notch>episodes fly by>you get so much every episode>other shows feel like they're spinning wheelsWas Mike being serious here? This is the first time I ever felt like RLM has done a sponsored segment, because all of that is blatantly untrue.Did they finally sell out?
>mayk and yay saying pluribus is not boring and new thing constantly happen>/tv/ threads say its boring and another stupid black box mysteryhow do i believe?
everyone in this thread ranting about pluribus like its some sin they likedthe facts you fags even ever heard of normie daytime tv shit like that is equally pathetic
>>217018812At first I thought they were doing this meme but than it turns out they started talking about how "clever and interesting" the show is unironically.
>>217018794100 percent a shill job
>>217018794Oh, I also noticed they talk about the show for EXACTLY 60 seconds (22:47 until 23:47).This is 100% a paid ad. Sad to see, they always prided themselves on not being shills.
>>217018812a middle ground. its not a mystery box, its a thin premise stretched out overstaying its welcome. you couldve done all of it in 5 episodes and have a lot more impact each episode. as it is now, its very much watching paint dry. every time the spic is on screen, its a lot more interesting. the show shouldve been essentially in that design, where its a post apocalyptic type of deal and the alien hivmind virus is threatingly nice. that way you'd actually have a mystery box. as of right now, we know where it is or could be going, but its just boring. its carol on a date and getting a massage episode! how fucking entertaining. its carol starts writing her book again!
>>217018845>the facts you fags even ever heard of normie daytime tv shityou mean the show that was getting multiple threads on release and has a running general? yeah, how could we have heard of it you fucking pseud.
>>217018716We all have that wine opener. Even if we don't drink wine ourselves or provide wine for guests. It's an extremely common kitchen tool. There's even a handy bottle opener in the handle. A waiters' pigeon is a more elegant tool; from a more civilized age.
>>217018595>>217018716>>217018981shut up you jelly dweebs
>>217014903They have recommended me so much boring shite I can't take them serious.
>>217019006I have one autographed by Stoklasa himself. Kindly step off muh nuts.
>>217018974>just browse 4chan all dayyoure not making me think of you as any less pathetic
I will admit, I was astonished when they reacted favorably to Hereditary and Arrival. Hereditary I burst out laughing during the screening at the scene when the mother decapitated herself. Arrival is a shallow mess of ideas, and none of those ideas are delivered by a good performance.I am suspicious of how much alcohol influenced those films reviews.
>>217018812They love force awakens.
>>217019025Da proof!
>>217019110to be fair it was a good start to a new trilogy and is the only decent film of the new trilogy
>>217019159That's a sounding device.I've seen it used as such many times.
>>217018812You really expected /tv/ to like a show with a female MC?
>>217017831Scenes From a Marriage with mommy Chastain was good for that https://www.aznude.com/view/movie/s/scenesfromamarriage-71720.html
Glad I dropped Stranger Things.
>>217019194how is a good start when it acted like nothing changed after VI. it's not even a new trilogy but a reboot. they actually agreed with the idea of doing a soft reboot for Star Wars i.e. ripping off ANH
>>217019311>a soft reboot for Star Wars i.e. ripping off ANHits sort of they rhyme
>>217019202Yes. For sounding the depth of wine bottle corks.
>>217018212There was zero chemistry between her and her girlfriend at all. But maybe lesbians are like that I don't know
>>217019311>they actually agreed with the idea of doing a soft reboot for Star Wars i.e. ripping off ANHAt the time that was considered a good move as the prequels were still widely hated so playing it safe for their 1st outing with their new $4B franchise was a smart move.The problem is you're trying to apply 2025 logic to an opinion from 2015.
>>217019416You suck, Mike
>>217019463Yeah, meWait a second. . . Oh fuck, wrong board. This is /tv/ not /vt/.
>>217019416it's not 2025 logic, it's just logic. it's fucking stupid to act as if nothing has changed. Jay was even pointing out in the TFA half in the bag that some Jurassic movie did the same thing as TFA with a soft reboot and that he didn't like that movie
>>217014903How is it that these two charlatans, to put it bluntly, who profess to possess a deep understanding of what works best in movies, are completely blind to the blatant time-filler that plagues Pluribus? they're usually oh so ever keen on pointing out all kinds of flaws in entertainment, such as pointlessly long and repetitious scenes in cinema. where's the typical RLM timer put in the corner of the screen whilst scenes from Pluribus are played on fast-forward, for proper demonstration? just so everyone would know how much time is being wasted in whatever riff-raff of the day they're addressing. usually a favored tactic of theirs. i find it oddly lacking from their assessment.
