Why didn't he just ask Tom Bombadil to throw the ring in mount doom?
>>217015081Tom has severe ADHD and would go off to do something else while he forgot the silly ring
>>217015081Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!Ring a dong! hop along! Fal lal the willow!Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!
>>217015209Based Tom
>>217015172>he puts the ring on his cock then goes on to fuck his wife for days
>>217015081It turns out everything is predetermined. Eru Iluvatar's music is like writing a script and Morgoth trolling him is like adding filler but everything is going to be resolved in the end as planned. So basically Tom Bombadil is not meant to have the ring based on the script.
>>217015081>You want me to walk all the way over to Mordor? That would take weeks of uncomfortable, harsh travel! No no, my good hobbit, I shall stay here in the warm embrace of my wife, Goldberry. Now if you would excuse me, she needs a right fuckin.
>>217015081Why don't you ask Elon to delete 4chan?
>>217016445Morgoths trolling failed because iluvatar likes to jam. It sounded less like everything was specifically predetermined down to who would get the ring, just that sauron wouldn't.Either way Tom wouldn't be the one. He had no interest in it anyway.>>217015081This has nothing to do with the movies!
Why didn't Tom Bombadil just use the ring to become more powerful?
>>217015209Tom-sama… I kneel.
>>217015209fuck off retard
