What will you be watching, /tv/?>Greenland 2: Migration (January 9, 2026)Directed by Ric Roman Waught.After surviving a comet collision with Earth, the Garrity family must leave the safety of the Greenland bunker and embark on a perilous journey across the decimated wasteland of Europe to find a new home.>Gerard Butler as John Garrity, Allison’s husband and Nathan’s father.>Morena Baccarin as Allison Garrity, John’s wife and Nathan’s mother.> Roman Griffin Davis as Nathan Garrity, John and Allison’s son.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8ieN10lX40
>Primate (January 9, 2026)Directed by Johannes Roberts.College student Lucy returns home to summer break and reunites with her sister Erin, their father Adam and the family’s beloved pet chimpanzee Ben. After Adam is called away for work, Lucy and her friends throw a party at her house, during which Ben is bitten by a rabid animal and turns savage, forcing Lucy and her friends to fight for survival.>Johnny Sequoyah as Lucy.>Gia Hunter as Erin.>Troy Kotsur as Adam.>Jessica Alexander as Hannah, Lucy’s friend.>Victoria Wyant as Kate, Lucy’s friend.>Benjamin Cheng as Nick, Lucy’s friend and Kate’s older brother.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo87F-va410
>Dead Man’s Wire (January 9, 2026)Directed by Gus Van Sant.In 1977, Tony Kiritsis becomes convinced bank manager Richard Hall is conspiring to steal his property and holds him hostage, setting up a dead man’s wire that will kill Hall as well if he is killed, and demanding a million-dollar ransom, an admission of guilt and full immunity.>Bill Skarsgard as Tony Kiritsis.>Dacre Montgomery as Richard Hall.>Myha'la as Linda Page, an ambitious reporter covering the hostage crisis.>Colman Domingo as Fred Temple, a radio journalist through whom Kiritsis makes his demands.>Cary Elwes as Detective Michael Grable, a police detective in charge of the hostage crisis.>Al Pacino as M.L. Hall, Richard’s father and a local real estate mogul.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHAwgnJL78Y
>Killer Whale (January 16, 2026)Directed by Jo-Anne Brechin.While vacationing in Thailand, college students Maddie and Trish are attacked by a murderous Orca that has escaped from captivity, leaving them stranded on an atoll, and must fight for survival.>Virginia Gardner as Maddie.>Mel Jarnson as Trish.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBS7YtckutU
First Greenland was surprisingly entertaining tbf
>28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (January 16, 2026)Directed by Nia DaCosta.In post-apocalyptic England ravaged by the Rage Virus, teenage runaway Spike joins Sir Jimmy Crystal and his gang of killers, while Dr. Ian Kelson makes a world-altering discovery about the Infected, which puts him on a collision course with Crystal and his followers.>Alfie Williams as Spike.>Ralph Fiennes as Dr. Ian Kelson.>Jack O’Connell as Sir Jimmy Crystal.>Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Jamie, Spike’s father and a skilled hunter looking for his son.>Cillian Murphy as Jim, a survivor of the original outbreak in London.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl_DJZCyEH4
>Return to Silent Hill (January 23, 2026)Directed by Christophe Gans.James Sunderland investigates the disappearance of his wife Mary Crane, which leads him to the small town where she grew up, Silent Hill. There, James encounters a supernatural presence that won’t allow him to leave and must face terrifying creatures in order to rescue Mary.>Jeremy Irvine as James Sunderland.>Hannah Emily Anderson as Mary Crane.>Pearse Egan as Eddie Dombrowski, a mentally unstable man drawn to Silent Hill.>Evie Templeton as Laura, a mysterious young girl who guides James in Silent Hill.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z10cMFhKbW8
>Mercy (January 23, 2026)Directed by Timur Bekmambetov.In 2029, police detective Chris Raven is framed for the murder of his wife and put on trial by Mercy, an advanced artificial intelligence that he helped create. He is given 90 minutes of full access to various surveillance, forensics and criminal investigations systems to prove his innocence or Mercy will execute him.>Chris Pratt as Chris Raven.>Rebecca Ferguson as Maddox, the A.I. judge presiding over Raven’s trial.>Annabelle Wallis as Nicole Raven, Chris’s wife.>Kylie Rogers as Britt Raven, Chris’s daughter.>Kenneth Choi as Detective Ray Vale, Chris’s partner.>Kali Reis as Officer Ana Vasquez, Chris’s friend.>Jeff Pierre as Patrick Burke, Nicole’s lover and one of Chris’s suspects.>Ravi Gavron as Holt Charles, Nicole’s associate and one of Chris’s suspects.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSS4yqd0x6o
>>217015700>>Greenland 2>zero interestThis is what happens when you make a sequel to a film that no one watched.>>217015746Looks kino af
>>217015700ShelterBodhi Rae being protected by Jason Statham I'll masturbate in the theaterKidz Bop the Concert MovieI will masturbate in the theater
>The Moment (January 30, 2026)Directed by Aidan Zamiri.Rising pop star Charli XCX navigates the complexities of fame and industry pressure while preparing for her arena tour debut.>Charli XCX.>Rachel Sennott.>Kate Berlant.>Hailey Benton Gates.>Jamie Demetriou.>Rosanna Arquette.>Alexander Skarsgard.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxqhi7Sgvu8
>Shelter (January 30, 2026)Directed by Ric Roman Waught.Reclusive former assassin Michael Mason lives on a remote island in the coast of Scotland to escape from his former employers. When they target a young woman who brings him supplies, Mason returns to action to protect her.>Jason Statham as Michael Mason.>Bodhi Rae Breathnach.>Naomi Ackie.>Daniel Mays.>Bill Nighy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auHiLFjaIc0
>>217015850I didn't even know there was a greenland 1. I will probably watch it now that part 2 is coming out.
>Send Help (January 30, 2026)Directed by Sam Raimi.Introverted office worker Linda Liddle and her abusive boss Bradley Preston become the sole survivors of a plane crash on a deserted island and form an uneasy alliance, which soon descends into a vicious battle for survival against the elements as well as each another.>Rachel McAdams as Linda Liddle.>Dylan O’Brien as Bradley Preston.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4wiXj9NmEE
>>217015793That looks like a Mortal Kombat poster
>The Third Parent (February 6, 2026)Directed by David Michaels.During the Fourth of July weekend, the Hollow family is terrorized by Tommy Taffy, a supernatural entity who arrives to “help” the parents raise the children by subjecting them to his sadistic rules.>Crispin Glover as Tommy Taffy.>Rob Lowe as Mason Hollow, the father.>Rosalyn Sanchez as Megan Hollow, the mother.>Bethany Milner as Stephanie Hollow, the daughter.>Rafael de Belligny as Matt Hollow, the son.
>The Strangers – Chapter 3 (February 6, 2026)Directed by Renny Harlin.Maya Lucas seeks revenge against the Strangers, the trio of masked serial killers who murdered her fiancé and terrorized her in the past.>Madelaine Petsch as Maya Lucas.>Gabriel Basso as Gregory, the leader of the Strangers known as “Scarecrow”.>Ema Horvath as Shelly, a member of the Strangers known as “Pin-Up Girl”.>Ella Bruccoleri as Jasmine, a member of the Strangers known as “Dollface”. >Richard Brake as Rotter, the corrupt sheriff who covers up the Strangers’ crimes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrdeKOxCV3Y
>Solo Mio (February 6, 2026)Directed by Chuck Kinnane & Dan Kinnane.After being left at the altar, Matt Taylor decides to go on his planned honeymoon in Italy alone, exploring its gorgeous landscape, culture, and people, and in the process rediscovering himself.>Kevin James as Matt Taylor.>Nicole Grimaudo as Gia, a beautiful local Matt falls in love with during the trip.>Kim Coates as Julian, a traveler Matt befriends during the trip and Meghan’s husband.>Alyson Hannigan as Meghan, a traveler Matt befriends during the trip and Julian’s wife.>Jonathan Roumie as Neil, a traveler Matt befriends during the trip and Donna’s husband.>Julee Cerda as Donna, a traveler Matt befriends during the trip and Neil’s wife.>Julie Ann Emery as Heather, Matt’s ex-fiancée.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC-2Kkz7ia8
>Cold Storage (February 13, 2026)Directed by Jonny Campbell.Travis Meacham and Naomi Williams, two employees of a storage company built atop an old U.S. military base, join forces with government operative Robert Quinn to stop the spread of a highly contagious, rapidly mutating parasitic fungus that has escaped from the facility and threatens humankind.>Joe Keery as Travis Meacham.>Georgina Campbell as Naomi Williams>Liam Neeson as Robert Quinn.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kea7gnh1uYA
>Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die (February 13, 2026)Directed by Gore Verbinski.A time traveler arrives at a diner in Los Angeles where he must recruit four specific disgruntled patrons to join him on a quest to save the world from a rogue artificial intelligence.>Sam Rockwell as The Traveler.>Zazie Beetz as Janet.>Haley Lu Richardson as Ingrid.>Juno Temple as Susan.>Michael Peña as Mark. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaSxNAZUKsM
I think from what I've seen so far I am interested in We Bury Our Dead and Mercy maybe.I am watching older movies and rewatching stuff. I find it more worthwhile than new movies.It's probably the Long Legs-type of thing of 2026.https://youtu.be/b9NF_19ihyohttps://youtu.be/b9NF_19ihyo
>Wuthering Heights (February 13, 2026)Directed by Emerald Fennell.In 1801, Heathcliff, the orphaned ward of an aristocratic family, and his adopted sister Catherine Earnshaw develop a twisted, obsessive romance. >Jacob Elordi as Heathcliff.>Margot Robbie as Catherine Earnshaw.>Ewan Mitchell as Hindley Earnshaw, Heathcliff’s adopted brother who despises him.>Shazad Latif as Edgar Linton, the Earnshaw’s wealthy neighbor who pursues Catherine.>Alison Oliver as Isabella Linton, Edgar’s naïve sister who longs for Heathcliff.>Hong Chau as Nelly Dean, the Earnshaw’s faithful housemaid.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fLCdIYShEQ
>Disney's BenedettaDirected by Paul Verhoeven.A lonely princess secretly joins a convent to make friends and finds herself drawn to another nun, while seeing religious visions.>Mandy Moore as Carlini>Kristen Bell as Bartolomea
>Crime 101 (February 13, 2026)Directed by Bart Layton.Professional thief Mike Davis has eluded capture for years due to a strict set of rules for the perfect heist that he calls “Crime 101”. As he prepares for a dangerous jewel heist, he must also face Detective Lou Lubesnick, who has pursued Davis for years and is determined to bring him down.>Chris Hemsworth as Mike Davis.>Mark Ruffalo as Detective Lou Lubesnick.>Halle Berry as Sharon Colvin, an insurance investigator whom Davis recruits as an accomplice.>Corey Hawkins as Detective Ben Tillman, Lubesnick’s partner.>Barry Keoghan as Ormon, a psychopathic rival thief targeting the same score as Davis.>Monica Barbaro as Maya, Davis’s girlfriend.>Jennifer Jason Leigh as Anne, Lubesnick’s ex-wife.>Tate Donovan as Monroe, a corrupt businessman whose jewels Davis is after.>Nick Nolte as Money, Davis’s mentor.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5y-cziwmMw
>>217015916That trailer makes it look kino. I was worried it was some girlboss bullshit, but no, the guy is wounded and disabled, so her physical threat makes more sense that way.And despite the fact that the boss is a parody of the "toxic masculinity boss", they kind of seem to have he girl turned into a Misery-tier crazy ex-gf archetype, so that's fine.
>>217016062>Emerald FennellWho keeps giving her money?
>I Can Only Imagine 2 (February 20, 2026)Directed by Andrew Erwin and Brent McCorkle.Christian musician Bart Millard faces a crisis of faith when his teenage son Sam Millard is diagnosed with diabetes, while Sam decides to join his father’s band in order to share his own voice with the world.>John Michael Finley as Bart Millard.>Sammy Dell as Sam Millard.>Sophie Skelton as Shannon Street, Bart’s wife and Sam’s mother.>Joshua Basset as Christopher Street, Shannon’s brother, Bart’s brother-in-law and Sam’s uncle.>Milo Ventimiglia as Tim Timmons, a talented musician Bart recruits for his band.>Arielle Kebbel as Hilary Timmons, Tim’s wife.>Trace Adkins as Scott Brickwell, Bart’s manager.>Dennis Quaid as Arthur Millard, Bart’s deceased father.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4M6Vi4Uc04
I forgot The Rip also. Joe Carnahan kicks ass.So Bury DeadsThe Rip second and way lower in my hype list Mercyhttps://youtu.be/ARU2WHyOPxEhttps://youtu.be/ARU2WHyOPxE>>217016044
>>217016092This actually looks kino as fuck>>217016088kek, day fucking one
>Psycho Killer (February 20, 2026)Directed by Gavin Polone.Highway patrol officer Jane Thorne pursues the Satanic Slasher, the occultist serial killer who murdered her husband.>Georgina Campbell as Jane Thorne.>James Preston Rogers as the Satanic Slasher.>Stephen Adekolu as Mike Thorne, Jane’s husband who is murdered by the Satanic Slasher.>Malcolm McDowell as Pendleton, a wealthy collector of occult artifacts.>Logan Miller as Marvin, Pendleton’s assistant.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwq8gwdVxts
>How to Make a Killing (February 20, 2026)Directed by John Patton Ford.Disowned at birth by his wealthy grandfather, Becket Redfellow conspires to kill the seven relatives who stand in his way to inheriting the family fortune.>Glen Powell as Becket Redfellow.>Jessica Henwick as Ruth, Becket’s loving girlfriend who doesn’t care about money.>Margaret Qualley as Julia, Becket’s seductive childhood friend who craves wealth.>Topher Grace as Pastor Steven Redfellow, Becket’s cousin and one of his targets. >Ed Harris as Whitelaw Redfellow, Becket’s and Steven’s grandfather.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxBof_p3_es
>>217015889Yes, there it is. Will be so good! I didn't even realize it was her in Hamnet, we love Bodhi>>217015916Trailer fucking ruins it. The trailer should make it look like it's just a depressing office drama so the plane crash is a surprise
>Scream 7 (February 27, 2026)Directed by Kevin Williamson.Sidney Prescott and her teenage daughter Tatum Prescott face a new Ghostface who uses the identities of past killers to torment them.>Neve Campbell as Sidney Prescott.>Isabel May as Tatum Evans, Sidney’s rebellious teenage daughter.>Joel McHale as Mark Evans, Sidney’s husband, Tatum’s father and the town’s sheriff.>McKenna Grace as Hannah, Tatum’s friend and a wealthy queen bee.>Celeste O’Connor as Chloe, Tatum friend and a fun-loving heartbreaker.>Sam Rechner as Ben, Tatum’s charming and devoted boyfriend.>Asa Germann as Lucas, Tatum’s mysterious and attractive neighbor.>Anna Camp as Jessica, Lucas’s mother and Sidney’s friend.>Courteney Cox as Gale Weathers, a famous journalist, survivor and Sidney’s friend.>Mason Gooding as Chad Meeks-Martin, Mindy’s brother and a survivor who now works for Gale.>Jasmin Savoy Brown as Mindy Meeks-Martin, Chad’s sister and a survivor who now works for Gale.>David Arquette as Dewey Riley, Sidney’s friend, Gale’s ex-husband, and a past victim whose identity the new Ghostface uses.>Matthew Lillard as Stu Macher, Sidney’s classmate and a past killer whose identity the new Ghostface uses.>Scott Foley as Roman Bridger, Sidney’s half-brother and a past killer whose identity the new Ghostface uses.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJrghaPJ0RY
>D(N)igger>Motherfoocking PEAKY Bloinders>CNUDUNC>Hunger games 4>Our guy in space>Narnia again somehow>Hee hee biopic>New airbender movie with the old cast (HAHA)It will be a good year for shitposting
>The Bride! (February 6, 2026)Directed by Maggie Gyllenhaal.In the 1930s, Frankenstein’s monster travels to Chicago to seek the aide of mad scientist Dr. Euphronious in creating a companion for himself. The two revive a murdered prostitute as the Bride, but she is beyond what either of them intended and fights for her own autonomy, in the process sparking a radical social movement.>Jessie Buckley as The Bride, who names herself “Mary” after Mary Shelley.>Christian Bale as The Monster, who names himself “Frank” after Victor Frankenstein.>Annette Bening as Dr. Euphronious.>Peter Sarsgaard as Detective Johnson, a police detective pursuing the Monster and the Bride.>Penelope Cruz as Myrna, the leader of a group of prostitutes inspired by the Bride to stand for themselves.>Jake Gyllenhaal as Dr. Victor Frankenstein, the monster’s creator.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJraZRHhFwQ
>The Breadwinner (March 13, 2026)Directed by Eric Appel.Car salesman Nate Wilcox becomes a stay-at-home father after his wife Katie becomes a successful entrepreneur and struggles to adjust to his new role caring for the couple’s three teenage daughters. >Nate Bargatze as Nate Wilcox.>Mandy Moore as Katie Wilcox, Nate’s wife.>Will Forte as Keegan, a bumbling contractor Nate hires to renovate their house.>Kumail Nanjiani as Peyton, Nate’s rival at the car dealership.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19PLc6hpTvA
>>217015793cant wait for the memes
>Reminders of Him (March 13, 2026)Directed by Vanessa Caswill.Kenna Rowan returns home after five years in prison for a drunk driving accident that resulted in the death of her boyfriend Scott Landry and attempts to reconnect with their daughter Diem, but faces opposition from Scott’s parents, who are raising Diem and blame Kenna for their son’s death. Along the way, Kenna falls in love with Scott’s best friend, bar owner Ledger Ward, who helps her overcome the demons of her past.>Maika Monroe as Kenna Rowan.>Tyriq Withers as Ledger Ward.>Zoe Kosovic as Diem Landry.>Rudy Pankow as Scott Landry.>Lauren Graham as Grace Landry, Scott’s mother. >Bradley Whitford as Patrick Landry, Scott’s father.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i36Zw32GfRQ
>Project Hail Mary (March 20, 2026)Directed by Phil Lord & Chris Miller.Physics teacher Ryland Grace wakes from a coma on the spaceship Hail Mary, several light-years away from Earth. Afflicted with amnesia, he discovers that he is the sole survivor of a malfunction that killed the rest of the crew, and was chosen for a last resort space mission to prevent a solar cataclysm from wiping out humankind. Now, he must piece together his fractured memories and rely on his vast array of scientific knowledge, sheer ingenuity, and human will to save all life on Earth.>Ryan Gosling as Ryland Grace.>Sandra Hüller as Eva Stratt, Grace’s mission commander.>Milana Vayntrub as Olesya Ilyukhina, a member of the crew of the Hail Mary.>Ken Leung as Yáo Li-Jie, a member of the crew of the Hail Mary.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VYsnngkS_U
>>217015991It's a chick flick but more like about a guy.
>>217016277My princess!
>>217016323hitch?
>They Will Kill You (March 27, 2026)Directed by Kirill Sokolov.The new housekeeper of an affluent high-rise apartment complex uncovers a string of mysterious disappearances at her new workplace.>Zazie Beetz.>Myha'la.>Tom Felton.>Heather Graham.>Patricia Arquette.
>>217015821EVIE!
>Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (March 27, 2026)Directed by Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett.After defeating her murderous in-laws, the Le Domas family, in a deadly game of hide and seek, Grace MacCaullay and her sister Faith MacCaullay must survive against the wealthiest families in the world, all eager to kill Grace in order to assume control of their secret society, which Grace has unwittingly inherited.>Samara Weaving as Grace MacCaullay.>Kathryn Newton as Faith MacCaullay.>Sarah Michelle Gellar as Ursula Danforth, one of the scions of the Danforth family targeting Grace and Faith.>Shawn Hatosy as Titus Danforth, one of the scions of the Danforth family targeting Grace and Faith.>David Cronenberg as Mr. Danforth, the patriarch of the Danforth family.>Elijah Wood as The Lawyer, the attorney for the secret society.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K3sNRm8J0w
>>217016298>another fucking Colleen Hoover movieIf the nigger was his best friend how did he not know the cunt he was fucking?
so far, all these
>The Drama (April 3, 2026)Directed by Kristoffer Borgli.Days before their wedding, the relationship between museum director Charlie Thompson and bookstore clerk Emma Harwood is shaken when Charlie discovers unsettling truths about Emma.>Robert Pattinson as Charlie Thompson.>Zendaya as Emma Harwood.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkJYSkaygi4
>You, Me and Tuscany (April 10, 2026)Directed by Kat Coiro.During a trip to Tuscany, aspiring chef Anna decides to spend the night at the empty villa of her wealthy fling Matteo without permission, only to mistaken for Matteo’s fiancée by his family. While attempting to navigate the situation, Anna finds herself falling in love with Matteo’s cousin Michael.>Halle Bailey as Anna. >Regé Jean-Page as Michael.>Lorenzo de Moor as Matteo.>Isabella Ferrari as Gabriella, Matteo's mother and Michael’s aunt.>Aziza Scott as Claire, Anna’s best friend.>Marco Calvani as Francesco, a spirited taxi driver who befriends Anna.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09kuFgvohIU
>>217016298I think I saw this already except it was an uninteresting plotline in a shitty teen drama series
>4 Kids Walk Into a Bank (April 17, 2026)Directed by Frankie Shaw.Reformed criminal Danny becomes the legal guardian of his granddaughter Paige after her parents’ deaths. When Danny’s old gang attempts to coerce him into helping them rob a bank, Paige attempts to protect him by enlisting her friends Joni, Stretch and Berger to execute the heist first.>Talia Ryder as Paige.>Whitney Peak as Joni.>Deacon Phillipe as Stretch.>Jack Dylan Grazer as Berger.>Liam Neeson as Danny.>Jim Sturgess.>Teresa Palmer.>Spike Fearn.>Caylee Cowan.
>The Mummy (April 17, 2026)Directed by Lee Cronin.A couple reunites with their elder daughter who disappeared eight years prior, now possessed by an evil Egyptian spirit, and must protect their younger daughter from the entity’s influence.>Jack Reynor.>Laia Costa.>Natalie Grace.>Emily Mitchell.>May Calamawy.>May Elghety.>Veronica Falcón.
>>217016440>Frankie ShawI thought she got cancelled?
>Normal (April 17, 2026)Directed by Ben Wheatley.Sheriff Ulysses is temporarily assigned to the small town of Normal after the previous sheriff’s death. While investigating a bank robbery, he discovers that the entire town is a front for a powerful crime syndicate.>Bob Odenkirk as Sheriff Ulysses.>Lena Headey as Moira, a resident of Normal.>Reena Jolly as Lori, a resident of Normal.>Brendan Fletcher as Keith, a resident of Norman.>Henry Winkler as the Mayor of Normal.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivpW50xnvyc
>Michael (April 24, 2026)Directed by Antoine Fuqua.The life and career of the king of pop Michael Jackson.>Jafaar Jackson as Michael Jackson.>Colman Domingo as Joe Jackson, Michael’s father.>Nia Long as Katherine Jackson, Michael’s mother.>Miles Teller as John Branca, Michael’s attorney.>Jamal R. Henderson as Jermaine Jackson, Michael’s brother and a member of the Jackson Five.>Joseph David-Jones as Jackie Jackson, Michael’s brother and a member of the Jackson Five.>Tre Horton as Marlon Jackson, Michael’s brother and a member of the Jackson Five.>Rhyan Hill as Tito Jackson, Michael’s brother and a member of the Jackson Five.>Jessica Sula as La Toya Jackson, Michael’s troubled sister.>Laura Harrier as Suzanne de Passe, the Motown executive who discovered the Jackson Five.>Larenz Tate as Berry Gordy, the Motown executive who produced the Jackson Five.>Kendrick Sampson as Quincy Jones, a music producer who collaborated with Michael.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuYmKbtnmEA
>>217015700Is Greenland worth a watch? Wondering how pozzed it is.
>>217016035Nice to see Gore making a comeback.
>Deep Water (May 1, 2026)Directed by Renny Harlin.A commercial airplane is forced to make an emergency landing in shark-infested waters, and its passengers must fight for survival against the shiver drawn to the wreckage.>Aaron Eckhart.>Molly Belle Wright.>Kelly Gale.>Rosie Zhao. >Angus Sampson.>Ben Kingsley.
>12 Angry Women (May 1, 2026)Directed by Natalie Portman.The trial of a housewife accused of beheading her husband takes a turn as new facts arrive and the evidence starts to be reconsidered.>Natalie Portman as juror 1.>Viola Davis as juror 2.>Meryl Streep as juror 3.>Octavia Spencer as juror 4.>Aimee Lou Wood as juror 5.>Tessa Thompson as juror 6.>Amy Schumer as juror 7.>Charlize Theron as juror 8.>Jessica Chastain as juror 9.>Sally Hawkins as juror 10.>Gabourey Sidibe as juror 11.>Brie Larson as juror 12.
>>217016088it's new years eve not april fools day
>>217015700>What will you be watching, /tv/?same movies I've been watching since around 2008.I don't watch woke stuff.
>>217016509no just watch day after tom,orrow again
>>217016523Is this serious?
>Hokum (May 1, 2026) Directed by Damian McCarthy.Horror author Ohm Bauman visits an Irish inn to scatter his parents' ashes, unaware the property is said to be haunted by a witch.>Adam Scott as Ohm Bauman.>Florence Ordesh.>Austin Amelio.>Peter Coonan.>David Wilmot.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFmbY2o4tt0
>>217016440Ew, I dropped the comic because there was smoking in it. Terrible
>The Devil Wears Prada 2 (May 1, 2026)Directed by David Frankel.Fashion media mogul Miranda Priestly navigates her career amid the decline of traditional magazine publishing and recruits her former assistant Andrea “Andy” Sachs to help her face off their former colleague Emily Charlton, now a high-powered executive for a luxury group competing with Miranda for ad revenue.>Meryl Streep as Miranda Priestly.>Anne Hathaway as Andrea “Andy” Sachs.>Emily Blunt as Emily Charlton.>Stanley Tucci as Nigel Kipling, Miranda’s longtime creative director.>Patrick Brammall.>Simone Ashley>Justin Theroux.>Lucy Liu.>Kenneth Branagh.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c-DrMe8o5Q
>>217016379Not watching unless there's a Samara-Kathryn makeout scene.
>>217016440Also, it isn't a "graphic novel", it's a 5 issue series
>>217016523Holy fucking feminist garbage lmao
>The Sheep Detectives (May 8, 2026)Directed by Kyle Balda.Shepherd George Hardy reads murder mysteries to his sheep. When he is murdered, the flock set out to solve the case themselves.>Hugh Jackman as George Hardy.>Molly Gordon as Rebecca Hampstead, George’s estranged daughter.>Nicholas Braun as Tim Derry, an inexperienced young police deputy assigned to George’s case.>Nicholas Galitzine as Elliot Matthews, an ambitious young reporter covering George’s murder.>Hong Chau as Beth Pennock, George’s friend.>Emma Thompson as Grace Murphy, George’s lawyer.>Patrick Stewart as Sir Richfield, one of George’s sheep.>Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Lily, one of George’s sheep.>Bryan Cranston as Sebastian, one of George’s sheep.>Regina Hall as Cloud, one of George’s sheep.>Chris O’Dowd as Mopple, one of George’s sheep.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyZI5oM6hWk
>Mortal Kombat 2 (May 8, 2026)Directed by Simon McQuoid.The warriors of the Earthrealm and the Outworld fight in Mortal Kombat for the fate of the world.>Karl Urban as Johnny Cage, a washed-up action movie star recruited for Mortal Kombat.>Adeline Rudolph as Kitana, the princess of the kingdom of Edenia who seeks revenge against the emperor of the Outworld Shao Kahn.>Tati Gabrielle a Jade, Kitana’s loyal guardian.>Lewis Tan as Cole Young, an Earthrealm champion.>Ludi Lin as Liu Kang, an Earthrealm champion.>Jessica McNamee as Sonya Blade, an Earthrealm champion.>Mehcad Brooks as Jackson “Jax” Briggs, an Earthrealm champion.>Josh Lawson as Kano, a criminal revived to fight for the Earthrealm.>Tadanobu Asano as Lord Raiden, the guardian of the Earthrealm.>Martyn Ford as Shao Kahn, the powerful emperor of the Outworld.>Chin Han as Shang Tsung, a sorcerer who leads the forces of the Outworld.>Damon Herriman as Quan Chi, a demon who conspires against Shang Tsung.>Hiroyuki Sanada as Hanzo Hasashi / Scorpion, an immortal warrior and Cole’s ancestor who fights for the Earthrealm.>Joe Taslim as Bi-Han / Noob Saibot, Scorpion’s nemesis revived by Shang Tsung to fight for the Outworld.>C.J. Bloomfield as Baraka, a Tarkatan warlord who fights for the Outworld.>Max Huang as Kung Lao, Liu Kang’s cousin revived by Quan Chi to fight for the Outworld.>Ana Thu Nguyen as Queen Sindel, Kitana’s mother who is corrupted by Shao Kahn.>Desmond Chiam as King Jerrod, Kitana’s father who is killed by Shao Kahn.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkTyjO4ryZo
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>Is God Is (May 15, 2026)Directed by Aleshea Harris. Racine and Anaia, twin sisters with disfiguring burn scars, are ordered by their dying mother to kill their abusive father who caused their scars. After locating him and discovering he has a loving new family, they must choose between vengeance and mercy.>Mallori Johnson as Racine.>Kara Young as Anaia.>Vivica A. Fox as Mother.>Sterling K. Brown as Father.>Janelle Monáe as Wife, Father’s new wife.
where is the obligatory tilda swinton hitler post did you stop doing that
>Poetic License (May 15, 2026)Directed by Maude Apatow.Codependent best friends and college seniors Sam Soloman and Ari Zimmer begin competing for the affections of an older woman, Liz Cassidy, a therapist struggling with her daughter Dora’s impending departure for college.>Leslie Mann as Liz Cassidy.>Andrew Barth Feldman as Sam Soloman.>Cooper Hoffman as Ari Zimmer.>Nico Parker as Dora Cassidy.>Method Man as James Cassidy, Liz’s partner, Dora’s father and Sam’s economics professor.>Maisy Stella as Grace Wilson, Ari’s girlfriend.>Jake Bongiovi as Julian Bende, Dora’s boyfriend.>Martha Kelly as Greta Ellis, Sam and Ari’s poetry professor.
>Obsession (May 15, 2026)Directed by Curry Baker.Introverted music store employee Bear wishes upon a magic trinket for his childhood friend Nikki to fall in love with him, but his greatest dream becomes his worst nightmare when Nikki becomes psychopathically obsessed with him.>Michael Johnston as Bear.>Inde Navarrette as Nikki. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G5CjgPw1x4
>I Love Boosters (May 22, 2026)Directed by Boots Riley.A group of female shoplifters led by Corvette who survive on “boosting” clothing items from department stores take aim at a cutthroat fashion maven who stole Corvette’s idea.>Keke Palmer as Corvette.>Taylour Paige as Mariah.>Naomi Ackie as Sade.>Demi Moore.>LaKeith Stanfield.>Eiza Gonzalez.>Poppy Liu.>Will Poulter.
>>217016321A single interesting movie, and I am sure I'll be disappointed anyway.
>The Mandalorian & Grogu (May 22, 2026)Directed by Jon Favreau.Mandalorian bounty hunter Din Djarin and his Force-sensitive young companion Grogu are recruited by the New Republic to dismantle the Shadow Council, a criminal organization formed by the remnants of the Galactic Empire.>Pedro Pascal as Din Djarin.>Sigourney Weaver as Colonel Ward, the leader of the New Republic’s police force and Djarin’s employer.>Jeremy Allen White as Rotta the Hutt, the son of Jabba the Hutt who has become an underground gladiator.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pa1KLXuW0Y
>>217016718>stealing is good actuallyfuck off
>Animal Friends (June 5, 2026)Directed by Peter Atencio.A horse and a bear become unlikely friends and embark on an adventure across America while being pursued by an agent and ranger.>Ryan Reynolds as the horse.>Jason Momoa as the bear.>Aubrey Plaza.>Rob Delaney.>Addison Rae.>Ellie Bamber.>Lil Rel Howery.>Eric André.>Joaquin de Almeida.>Vince Vaughn.
>>217016509I really liked it. It's a very human take on the apocalyptic genre. There's nothing in it that's egregiously woke, I think at one point he makes a black friend but there's no heavy-handed lectures.
>>217015846Poster makes it look like gigaschlock but the actual premise just sounds like Source Code>Chris RavenKino name.
>Power Ballad (June 5, 2026)Directed by John Carney.Washed-up wedding singer Rick befriends fading boy band star Danny after a gig. When Danny turns one of Rick’s songs into a career-reviving hit, Rick sets out to reclaim the credit he thinks he deserves, risking everything in the process.>Paul Rudd as Rick.>Nick Jonas as Danny.>Jack Reynor.>Havana Rose Liu.
>Masters of the Universe (June 5, 2026)Directed by Travis Knight.Prince Adam Glenn is sent to Earth as a child and is separated from his magical Power Sword — the only link to his homeworld Eternia. Years later, he retrieves it and becomes He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe, journeying back across space to defend Eternia against the evil warriors led by Skeletor.>Nicolas Galitzine as Prince Adam Glenn / He-Man.>Jared Leto as Keldor / Skeletor, the leader of the evil warriors and Adam’s uncle.>Camila Mendes as Teela, the leader of Eternia’s Royal Guard and Adam’s childhood friend.>Alison Brie as Evelyn Powers / Evil-Lyn, a powerful sorceress loyal to Skeletor who masquerades as Adam’s college professor on Earth.>Sasheer Zamata as Suzie Davis, Adam's best friend from Earth.>Idris Elba as Duncan / Man-At Arms, Adam’s mentor and Teela’s adoptive father.>Morena Baccarin as the Sorceress of Grayskull, the guardian of Castle Grayskull and Teela’s mother.>Jóhannes Haukur Jóhannesson as Malcolm / Fisto, Duncan's brother, Teela's adoptive uncle and one of Eternia’s heroic warriors.>Kristen Wiig as Roboto, one of Eternia’s heroic warriors.>Jon Xue Zhang as Ram-Man, one of Eternia’s heroic warriors.>Sam C. Wilson as Trap Jaw, one of Skeletor’s evil warriors.>Kojo Attah as Tri-Klops, one of Skeletor’s evil warriors.>Hafthor Bjornsson as Goat Man, one of Skeletor’s evil warriors.>Charlotte Riley as Queen Marlena Glenn, Adam’s human mother and a former astronaut.>James Purefoy as King Randor, Adam’s Eternian father and Skeletor’s older brother.
>Scary Movie 6 (June 12, 2026)Directed by Michael Tiddes.Cindy Campbell and her friends are targeted by a new serial killer.>Anna Faris as Cindy Campbell. >Regina Hall as Brenda Meeks, Cindy’s rowdy best friend.>Marlon Wayans as Shorty Meeks, Brenda’s stoner brother.>Shawn Wayans as Ray Wilkins, Brenda’s perverted ex-boyfriend.>Jon Abrahams as Bobby Prinze, Cindy’s sketchy ex-boyfriend.>Lochlyn Munro as Greg Phillipe, Ray’s hothead best friend.>Dave Sheridan as Doofy Gilmore, the original killer.>Cheri Oteri as Gail Hailstorm, a sensationalist reporter.>Chris Elliot as Hanson, a sinister caretaker.>Damon Wayans Jr.>Kim Wayans.>Heidi Gardner.>Olivia Rose Keegan.>Sydney Park.
>>217016667>Directed by Maude Apatow.>Cooper Hoffman as Ari Zimmer.>Nico Parker as Dora Cassidy.>Jake Bongiovi as Julian Bende, Dora’s boyfriendJesus christ
>Disclosure Day (June 12, 2026)Directed by Steven Spielberg.A journalist is caught in the conflict between those who wish to disclose the existence of extraterrestrials, and the government agency attempting to silence them.>Emily Blunt.>Josh O’Connor.>Eve Hewson.>Wyatt Russell.>Colman Domingo.>Elizabeth Marvel.>Colin Firth.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFe6NRgoXCM
>>217016092>Lubesnicklmao
>Supergirl (June 26, 2026)Directed by Craig Gillespie.Supergirl joins alien orphan Ruthye Marie Knoll on a quest for revenge against Krem of the Yellow Hills, the warlord who murdered Ruthye’s family and enslaved her people.>Milly Alcock as Kara Zor-El / Supergirl.>Eve Ridley as Ruthye Marie Knoll.>Matthias Schoenaerts as Krem of the Yellow Hills.>Jason Momoa as Lobo, a destructive Czarnian bounty hunter who crosses paths with Supergirl.>David Krumholtz as Zor-El, Kara’s father. >Emily Beecham as Alura, Kara’s mother.>David Corenswet as Clark Kent / Kal-El / Superman, Kara’s cousin.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqdAEdkHrwo
>>217016145>the fellas reunite for action schlocklol I have to see this
>Shiver (July 3, 2026)Directed by Tommy Wirkola.The residents of a small coastal town must survive both a raging hurricane and a shiver of sharks who invade the flooded streets.>Phoebe Dynevor.>Whitney Peak.>Djimon Hounsou.
>>217016897>Directed by Craig Gillespie.sad to see directors who once created kino are now doing capeshit in the big 2026
>>217015897Greenland was just a beat-by-beat knockoff of 2012.
>Young Washington (July 3, 2026)Directed by Jon Erwin.The life of George Washington as a young military commander during the French and Indian War.>William Franklyn-Miller as George Washington.>Mary-Louise Parker as Mary Ball Washington, Washington’s mother.>Kelsey Grammer as Thomas Fairfax, Washington’s mentor.>Joel Smallbone as William Fairfax, Thomas’s son and Washington’s friend.>Mia Rodgers as Sally Fairfax, William’s wife and Washington’s first love.>Ben Kingsley as Robert Dinwiddie, the administrator and de-facto leader of the colony of Virginia.>Andy Serkis as Edward Braddock, the commander-in-chief for the Thirteen Colonies during the Seven Years’ War.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q3WkycWjLc
>The Killing of JoJo (July 4, 2026)Directed by Seth Rogen.Set in Wisconsin during a civil unrest, it follows JoJo, a victim of the mental health crisis, in his last hours before being murdered by a member of a white supremacist militia who had previously crossed state lines to prevent the peaceful demonstrations.>Seth Rogen as Jojo, the victim.>Tom Holland as Kyle, a member of a right wing militia.>Shia LaBeouf as Joshua, a witness.>James Franco as Gaige, a local paramedic.>Pedro Pascal as Richie, a local journalist.
>Moana (July 10, 2026)Directed by Thomas Kail.In ancient Polynesia, adventurous teenager Mona sails out on a daring mission to save her people from a terrible curse, aided by the boisterous demigod Maui.>Catherine Laga‘aia as Moana.>Dwayne Johnson as Maui.>John Tui as Tui, Moana’s overprotective father and the chief of their tribe.>Frankie Adams as Sina, Moana’s loving mother.>Rena Owen as Tala, Moana’s wise grandmother.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKYFfYLe5rs
>Cut Off (July 17, 2026)Directed by Jonah Hill.A pair of spoiled siblings are cut off by their wealthy parents and must support themselves for the first time in their lives.>Jonah Hill.>Kristen Wiig.>Bette Midler.>Nathan Lane.>Camila Cabello.>Adriana Barraza.>Chelsea Peretti.>Langston Kerman.
>>217016255>Gyllenhaal and BaleKino but >fights for her own autonomy, in the process sparking a radical social movement.Sounds gay.
>The Odyssey (July 17, 2026)Directed by Christopher Nolan.After the Trojan War, warrior king Odysseus embarks on a perilous voyage back home.>Matt Damon as Odysseus.>Anne Hathaway as Penelope, Odysseus’s wife.>Tom Holland as Telemachus, Odysseus’s son.>Robert Pattinson as Antinous, Penelope’s vicious suitor. >Zendaya as Athena, the goddess of wisdom who favors Odysseus.>Charlize Theron as Circe, a powerful witch who encounters Odysseus.>John Leguizamo as Eumaeus, Odysseus’s faithful servant.>Mia Goth as Melantho, Penelope’s deceptive handmaid.>Jon Bernthal as Menelaus, the king of Sparta who helps Telemachus search for Odysseus.>Lupita Nyong’o as Helen, the queen of Sparta and Menelaus’s wife. >Himesh Patel as Eurylochus, Odysseus’s loyal second-in-command.>Benny Safdie as Agamemnon, Odysseus’s commander during the Trojan War. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzw2ttJD2qQ
>>217016201when you guys look at this poster do you see the big black parts as eyes or the little white parts as eyes
>Evil Dead Burn (July 24, 2026)Directed by Sébastien Vaniček.A group of friends battle demonic forces unleashed by a cursed book.>Souheila Yacoub as Alice.>Hunter Doohan as Joseph.>Luciane Buchanan as Thya.>Tandi Wright as Susan.>Maude Dauvey as Polly.>Keanu Karim as Jared.>George Pullar as Will.>Erroll Shand as Edgar.
>>217016321>Goose>MilkanaYou have my attention.
>Spider-Man: Brand New Day (July 31, 2026)Directed by Destin Daniel Cretton.Spider-Man must protect New York City amid a secret war between rival criminal factions.>Tom Holland as Peter Parker / Spider-Man.>Jon Bernthal as Frank Castle / The Punisher, a lethal vigilante who clashes with Spider-Man.>Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner / Hulk, a powerful Avenger who crosses paths with Spider-Man.>Marvin Jones III as Lonnie Lincoln / Tombstone, a dangerous gangster who wants to control the city’s criminal underworld.>Michael Mando as Mac Gargan / Scorpion, a psychopathic criminal who Tombstone recruits as his enforcer.>Zendaya as Michelle “MJ” Jones, Peter’s girlfriend who no longer remembers him.>Jacob Batalon as Ned Leeds, Peter’s best friend who no longer remembers him.>Sadie Sink.>Liza Colón-Zayas.>Tramell Tillman.
>One Night Only (August 7, 2026)Directed by Will Gluck.In a dystopian society, two strangers scramble to find someone to sleep with on the one night in the year where premarital sex is legal.>Monica Barbaro.>Callum Turner.>Maya Hawke.>Este Haim.>Julia Fox.>Molly Ringwald.>LeVar Burton.
>Flowervale Street (August 14, 2026)Directed by David Robert Mitchell.In the 1980s, a family must fight for survival after their entire neighborhood is transported back in time to the prehistoric era where dinosaurs rule the Earth.>Anne Hathaway.>Ewan McGregor.>Christian Convery.>Maisy Stella.
>Insidious: The Bleeding World (August 21, 2026)Directed by Jacob Chase.The spirit of paranormal investigator Elise Rainier attempts to help a young couple haunted by a supernatural entity.>Lin Shaye as Elise Rainier.>Amelia Eve.>Brandon Perea.>Island Austin.>Laura Gordon.>Maisie Richardson-Sellers.>Sam Spruell.
>Mutiny (August 21, 2026)Directed by Jean-François Richet.Former Special Forces operative turned private security specialist Cole Reed is framed for the murder of his friend and employer and uncovers an international conspiracy while fighting to prove his innocence.>Jason Statham as Cole Reed.>Annabelle Wallis.>Adrian Lester.>Jason Wong.>Roland Møller.
>Coyote VS. ACME (August 28, 2026)Directed by Dave Green.Wile E. Coyote hires struggling lawyer Kevin Avery to represent him in a lawsuit against the ACME Corporation for selling him faulty products.>Will Forte as Kevin Avery.>Lana Condor as Paige Avery, Kevin’s niece and assistant.>John Cena as Buddy Crane, ACME’s corporate attorney and Kevin’s mentor and rival.
>>217016523>>Brie Larson as juror 12.I almost believed it until this one. Good troll.
>Cliffhanger (August 28, 2026)Directed by Jaume Collet-Serra.Mountaineer Ray Cooper and his daughters Naomi and Emily run a luxury chalet in the Dolomites. During a climbing expedition with Sydney Preston, a billionaire’s daughter, Ray, Emily and Sydney are kidnapped, and Naomi — still dealing with trauma from a previous climbing incident — must overcome her past to save them.>Lily James as Naomi Cooper.>Olivia-Mai Barrett as Emily Cooper.>Nell Tiger Free as Sydney Preston.>Pierce Brosnan as Ray Cooper.
>The Dog Stars (August 28, 2026)Directed by Ridley Scott.After a virus wipes out nearly all of humanity, pilot Hig and soldier Bangley find a secluded farm where rancher Dale and his daughter Cima live in relative peace. The four must put their differences aside to protect their haven from dangerous marauders known as The Reapers.>Jacob Elordi as Hig.>Margaret Qualley as Cima.>Josh Brolin as Bangley.>Guy Pearce as Dale.
>>217016745Yikes
>How to Rob a Bank (September 4, 2026)Directed by David Leitch.A group of bank robbers who document their heists on social media must outwit the FBI to pull off their greatest score.>Nicholas Hoult.>Anna Sawai.>Zoe Kravitz.>Rhenzy Feliz.>Pete Davidson.>Christian Slater.>John C. Reilly.
>>217015768why don’t they just stay on land?
>Sense and Sensibility (September 11, 2026)Directed by Georgia Oakley.In 1795, sisters Elinor and Marianne Dashwood become unexpectedly destitute when their father dies and seek good marriage prospects to support themselves, but struggle to balance logic and passion in their pursuit of happiness.>Daisy Edgar-Jones as Elinor Dashwood, the sensible elder sister.>Esmé Creed-Miles as Marianne Dashwood, the sensitive middle sister.>Bodhi Rae Breathnach as Margaret Dashwood, the naïve younger sister.>Caitríona Balfe as Mrs. Dashwood, Elinor, Marianne and Margaret’s widowed mother.>George MacKay as Edward Ferrars, a wealthy gentleman who falls in love with Elinor despite already being engaged to someone else at his family’s behest. >Frank Dillane as John Willoughby, a young playboy who seduces Marianne, but has no intention to marry her as he is already courting a wealthy widow.>Herbert Nordrum as Colonel Brandon, an older military officer who becomes smitten with Marianne, who reminds him of his lost love.
>>217016897>momoa-loboHigh kino potential though I dont expect it to live up to it
>>217016124>diabetesI meanit's a very manageable conditionseems a bit trivial for a crisis of faith
>Clayface (September 11, 2026)Directed by James Watkins.In Gotham City, rising actor Matt Hagen is disfigured by a mobster and volunteers for a fringe experiment conducted by Dr. Caitlin Bates to restore his appearance, which ultimately transforms him into a vengeful shapeshifting monster made of clay.>Tom Rhys Harries as Matt Hagen / Clayface.>Naomi Ackie as Dr. Caitlin Bates.>Max Minghella as Detective John Miller, Caitlin’s fiancé who investigates Hagen.>Eddie Marsan.
>>217017264I'll kill you pedophile
>Practical Magic 2 (September 18, 2026)Directed by Suzanne Bier.Sisters Sally Owens and Gillian Owens reunite to train Sally’s daughter Alex Owens after she discovers that their family’s women are powerful witches.>Sandra Bullock as Sally Owens.>Nicole Kidman as Gillian Owens.>Joey King as Alex Owens.>Stockard Channing as Frances Owens, Sally and Gillian’s aunt.>Dianne Wiest as Bridget Owens, Sally and Gillian’s aunt.>Xolo Maridueña.>Solly McLeod.>Maisie Williams.>Lee Pace.
2026 is looking grim
>Resident Evil (September 18, 2026)Directed by Zach Cregger.Medical courier Bryan is sent on a late-night delivery to the Raccoon City General Hospital, where he stumbles upon an outbreak of bioengineered mutants created by the Umbrella Corporation.>Austin Abrams as Bryan.>Kali Reis.>Zach Cherry.>Paul Walter Hauser.
>Charlie Harper (September 25, 2026)Directed by Tom Dean & Mac Eldridge.Following a whirlwind romance, Charlie and Harper leave their old lives behind to live together in a new town, where their relationship is strained by professional and personal struggles.>Nick Robinson as Charlie.>Emilia Jones as Harper.
>Verity (October 2, 2026)Directed by Michael Showalter.Aspiring writer Lowen Ashleigh is hired by millionaire Jeremy Crawford to ghostwrite for his wife Verity Crawford, a bestselling author unable to finish her latest novel after an accident left her disabled. Working off an unfinished manuscript, Lowen uncovers disturbing truths about the Crawford family.>Dakota Johnson as Lowen Ashleigh.>Anne Hathaway as Verity Crawford.>Josh Hartnett as Jeremy Crawford.>Brady Wagner as Crew Crawford, Verity's and Jeremy's son.
>Digger (October 2, 2026)Directed by Alejandro González Iñárritu.Digger Rockwell, the most powerful man in the world, tries to prove he is humanity's savior before the disaster he's unleashed destroys everything.>Tom Cruise as Digger Rockwell.>Sandra Hüller.>Jesse Plemons.>Sophie Wilde.>Riz Ahmed.>Michael Stuhlbarg.>John Goodman.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd21PhsDHww
>>217016479Didn't Odenkirk just make this movie? It was called Nobody 2, and it was absolute garbage
>>217016088Imagine the porn
>Other Mommy (October 9, 2026)Directed by Rob Savage.Estranged couple Ursula and Russ must protect their daughter Bela from the “Other Mommy”, a malevolent entity planning to claim Bela for herself.>Jessica Chastain as Ursula.>Jay Duplass as Russ.>Arabella Olivia Clark as Bela.>Karen Allen as Ruth, Bela’s grandmother.
The Promise (October 7, 2026)Follows the lives of three survivors of the October 7 terrorist attacks as they try to cope with their traumatic memories and restart their lives on a recently built settlement.>Seth Rogen as Joshua, a war hero.>Sarah Silverman as Vivian, a reproductive rights activist.>Shia LaBeouf as Noam, a prison guard with PTSD.>Jonah Hill as Adar, a local rabbi.
>>217017352Let me guess, it's okay if it's a loli, huh?>>217017365The kind of moron who watches Statham movies is a spineless cuck with no sons and a slave to his MUH WIFE.
>>217017438There it is. Guaranteed bank. It Ends with Us made $350 million WW with Blake Lively. Regretting You did well with literal who people. Verity has Hathaway, Hartnett and Dakota Johnson in her wheelhouse. Will go north of $500 WW.
>The Social Reckoning (October 9, 2026)Directed by Aaron Sorkin.Facebook whistleblower Frances Haugen enlists the help of Wall Street Journal reporter Jeff Horwitz for a dangerous mission to expose the most guarded secrets of the social network and its creator and CEO Mark Zuckerberg.>Mikey Madison as Frances Haugen.>Jeremy Allen White as Jeff Horwitz.>Jeremy Strong as Mark Zuckerberg.>Betty Gilpin.>Wunmi Mosaku.>Billy Magnussen.>Gbenga Akinnagbe.>Patrick Fischler.>Bill Burr.
>>217015700This will be based and you are all niggers
>>217016952Are they really trying to make the people Rittenhouse killed martyrs? >Crossed state lines!>white supremacists!>peaceful demonstrations!
>Whalefall (October 16, 2026)Directed by Brian Duffield.Scuba diver Jay Gardiner searches for his father's remains in the ocean when a sperm whale swallows him, leaving him an hour to find a way to escape.>Austin Abrams as Jay Gardiner.>Josh Brolin as Mitt Gardiner, Jay’s father.>Elisabeth Shue as Zara Gardiner, Jay’s mother.>Jane Levy as Eva Gardiner, one of Jay’s sisters.>Emily Rudd as Nan Gardiner, one of Jay’s sister.
>Street Fighter (October 16, 2026)Directed by Kitao Sakurai.In 1993, street fighters Ryu and Ken are recruited by Interpol agent Chun-Li to infiltrate a martial arts tournament organized by crime lord M. Bison, and must put their differences aside in order to survive.>Andrew Koji as Ryu.>Noah Centineo as Ken.>Callina Liang as Chun-Li.>David Dastmalchian as M. Bison.>Cody Rhodes as Guile, an American soldier.>Jason Momoa as Blanka, a Brazilian jungle warrior.>Hirooki Goto as Honda, a Japanese sumo fighter.>Olivier Richters as Zangief, a Russian wrestler.>Vidyut Jammwal as Dhalsim, an Indian yogi.>Alexander Volkanovski as Joe, an American kickboxer.>Mal Jarnson as Cammy, one of Bison’s enforcers.>Rayna Vallandingham as Juli, one of Bison’s enforcers.>Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson as Balrog, an American boxer.>Orville Peck as Vega, a Spanish assassin.>Roman Reigns as Akuma, a rogue fighter and Ryu’s nemesis.>Andrew Schulz as Dan Hibiki, Ken’s agent and an aspiring fighter.>Eric André as Don Sauvage, the tournament’s announcer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV2qoDVnfxs
>Remain (October 23, 2026)Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.Grieving architect Tate is committed to a psychiatric hospital following his sister’s death. Upon release, he relocates to Cape Cod to build a summer house for his best friend, where he meets Wren, a mysterious young woman who will challenge Tate’s carefully measured, logic-driven existence.>Jake Gyllenhaal as Tate.>Phoebe Dynevor as Wren. >Ashley Walters as Oscar, Tate’s best friend.>Tracy Ifeachor as Theresa, Oscar’s wife.>Maria Dizzia as Sydney, Tate’s sister.
>>217016014Who the fuck is Georgina Campbell and why is her name up first rather than Joe Kerry or Liam Neeson?
>Archangel (November 6, 2026)Directed by William Eubank.In Wyoming, former Special Forces operative Henry “Fitz” Fitzgerald returns to action to protect his neighbors from a corrupt multinational corporation attempting to seize their land.>Jim Caviezel as Henry “Fitz” Fitzgerald.>Olivia Thirlby.>Shea Whigham.>Garret Dillahunt.
>Jimmy (November 6, 2026)Directed by Aaron Burns.After winning the Academy Award for Best Actor, James Stewart enlists in the United States Air Force and serves in World War II, returns home broken and jaded, and struggles to return to acting until “It’s a Wonderful Life” changes his life.>K.J. Apa as James Stewart.>Jemma Donovan as Ginger Rogers, an actress Stewart dates before the war.>Kara Kilmer as Lady Julia, a singer Stewart romances during the war.>Jen Lilley as Gloria McLean, a model Stewart marries after the war.>Sarah Drew as Hedda Hopper, a gossip columnist.>Jason Alexander as Louis B. Mayer, a film producer.>Rob Riggle as Colonel Robert Terrill, Stewart’s commanding officer.>Neal McDonough as Alexander Stewart, Stewart’s father.>Christopher McDonald as Lionel Barrymore, Stewart’s co-star in “It’s a Wonderful Life”.>Max Casella as Frank Capra, the director of “It’s a Wonderful Life”.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmaWSb7WQ1E
>Ebenezer: A Christmas Carol (November 13, 2026)Directed by Ti West.On Christmas Eve, wealthy miser Ebenezer Scrooge embarks on a supernatural journey to face his past, present and future and fights for a second chance at redemption.>Johnny Depp as Ebenezer Scrooge.>Arthur Conti as Young Ebenezer Scrooge.>Ian McKellen as Jacob Marley, Scrooge’s late business partner who visits him as a ghost. >Rupert Grint as Bob Crachit, an impoverished but cheerful clerk at Scrooge’s accounting firm.>Daisy Ridley as Emily, Bob’s loving wife.>Ellie Bamber as Belle, Scrooge’s childhood love who left him due to his greed.>Andrea Riseborough as the Ghost of Christmas Past.>Tramell Tillman as the Ghost of Christmas Present.>Charlie Murphy.>Sam Claflin.
>The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping (November 20, 2026)Directed by Francis Lawrence.24 years before the rebellion led by Katniss Everdeen, young Haymitch Abernathy is reaped for the 50th Hunger Games and must fight survival against 48 desperate and vicious young warriors willing to do whatever it takes to win.>Joseph Zada as Haymitch Abernathy, the male tribute of District 12.>McKenna Grace as Maysilee Donner, the female tribute of District 12.>Whitney Peak as Lenore Dove Baird, Haymitch’s girlfriend.>Ben Wang as Wyatt Callow, the other male tribute of District 12.>Molly McCann as Louella McCoy, the other female tribute of District 12.>Iona Bell as Lou Lou, a captive rebel forced to double for Louella McCoy after she accidentally dies before the games begin.>Jhaleil Swaby as Panache Barker, a vicious career tribute from District 1 who antagonizes Haymitch.>Laura Marcus as Silka Sharpe, a cruel career tribute from District 1 who antagonizes Maysilee.>Kelvin Harrison, Jr. as Beetee Latier, a past victor and mentor from District 3.>Maya Hawke as Wiress, a past victor and mentor from District 3.>Lili Taylor as Mags Flanagan, a past victor and mentor from District 4.>Elle Fanning as Effie Trinket, one of the tributes’ stylists and Proserpina’s younger sister.>Iris Apatow as Proserpina Trinket, one of the Tributes’ stylists and Effie’s older sister.>Kieran Culkin as Caesar Flickerman, the flamboyant host of the Hunger Games.>Glenn Close as Drusilla Sickle, the escort to the District 12 tributes.>Billy Porter as Magno Stiff, the designer to the District 12 tributes and Drusilla’s ex-husband.>Jesse Plemons as Plutarch Heavensbee, a Resistance spy embedded in Panem’s high society and on the production team of the Hunger Games.>Ralph Fiennes as President Coriolanus Snow, the tyrannical ruler of Panem.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPjxijuBuSo
>>217016145>Joe CarnahanJudging by his latest movie, released just this year, his career is in the shitter. I guess Ben wanted to do him a solid by starring in this and wrangling Damon to it but the fact remains he's always been a fucking tryhard sellout who only sold out after he thoroughly burned every bridge possible by being a womanly shitstirrer like CM Punk and then realizing actions have consequences after the blacklist.
>>217016952Probably fake, but if it was real, do you think they'd mention how all three of the people Kyle shot were jews with child sex crimes on their records?
>Focker-in-Law (November 25, 2026)Directed by John Hamburg.Greg Focker and his father-in-law Jack Byrnes team up to break up Greg’s son Henry Focker from his domineering fiancée Olivia Jones.>Ben Stiller as Greg Focker, Henry’s father and Jack’s son-in-law.>Robert De Niro as Jack Byrnes, Henry’s grandfather and Greg’s father-in-law.>Skyler Gisondo as Henry Focker, Greg’s son and Jack’s grandson.>Ariana Grande as Olivia Jones, Henry’s fiancée.>Teri Polo as Pam Focker, Greg’s wife, Jack’s daughter and Henry’s mother.>Blythe Danner as Dina Byrnes, Jack’s wife, Pam’s mother and Henry’s grandmother.>Beanie Feldstein as Samantha Focker, Greg and Pam’s daughter and Henry’s sister.>Owen Wilson as Kevin Rawley, Pam’s ex-boyfriend and a family friend of the Fockers.
>Narnia: The Magician’s Nephew (November 26, 2026)Directed by Greta Gerwig.In the 1900s, friends Digory Kirke and Polly Plummer find a pair of magic rings that allow them to travel the Multiverse, and in their journey, they witness the birth of the magical world of Narnia and must protect it from evil.>David McKenna as Digory Kirke.>Beatrice Campbell as Polly Plummer.>Daniel Craig as Andrew Ketterley, Digory’s uncle and the creator of the magic rings.>Carey Mulligan as Mabel Kirke, Digory’s mother and Andrew’s sister.>Emma Mackey as Jadis, the evil white witch who wants to conquer Narnia.>Meryl Streep as Aslan, a magic lioness who protects Narnia.
>>217016689>Yandere horror movie which is predicated on the girl being interesting and unique>Girl is mediocre and plain>Main character is called Bear>>217017656>Johnny DeppIs he back?m
>Violent Night 2 (December 4, 2026)Directed by Tommy Wirkola.Santa Claus, his wife Mrs. Claus and the elves fight a group of mercenaries who attack their workshop in the North Pole.>David Harbour as Santa Claus.>Kristen Bell as Mrs. Claus.>Daniela Melchior.>Andrew Bachelor.>Maxwell Friedman.>Joe Pantoliano.>Jared Harris.
>>217017242It's short for Melanie. Or Melissa. Or I knew a Melliflua once.
>Jumanji 4 (December 11, 2026)Directed by Jake Kasdan.The character of the Jumanji videogame embark on an adventure in the real world.>Dwayne Johnson as Dr. Xander “Smolder” Bravestone, a brave archaeologist.>Kevin Hart as Franklin “Mouse” Finbar, a fearful zoologist.>Karen Gillan as Ruby Roundhouse, a skilled adventurer.>Jack Black as Professor Sheldon “Shelly” Oberon, a clever cartographer.>Awkwafina as Ming Fleetfoot, a professional thief.>Nick Jonas as Jefferson “Seaplane” McDonough, a maverick pilot.>Rhys Darby as Nigel Billingsley, a knowledgeable guide.>Alex Wolff as Spencer Gilpin, a gamer who was once trapped in Jumanji as Bravestone.>Morgan Turner as Martha Kaply, Spencer’s girlfriend who was once trapped in Jumanji as Roundhouse.>Ser’Darius Blaine as Anthony “Fridge” Johnson, Spencer’s friend who was once trapped in Jumanji as Finbar.>Madison Iseman as Bethany Walker, Spencer’s friend who was once trapped in Jumanji as Oberon.>Marin Hinkle as Janice Gilpin, Spencer’s mother.>Danny DeVito as Eddie Gilpin, Spencer’s grandfather.>Bebe Neuwirth as Nora Shepherd, Eddie’s girlfriend whose nephew and niece were once trapped in Jumanji.>Lamorne Morris.>Brittany O’Grady.>Burn Gorman.>Dan Hildebrand.
>>217017768The only reason that cunt Gerwig is making this is to rape the children's books of a Christian English author. Everything the kind she married into despises. Good grief.
>Dune: Part Three (December 18, 2026)Directed by Denis Villeneuve.Emperor Paul Atreides faces the consequences of his actions and a conspiracy to destroy him.>Timothée Chalamet as Paul Atreides.>Zendaya as Chani, a Fremen warrior and Paul’s lover.>Nakoa-Wolf Momoa as Leto II Atreides, Paul and Chani’s son.>Ida Brooke as Ghanima Atreides, Paul and Chani’s daughter.>Robert Pattinson as Scytale, a shapeshifting spymaster leading the conspiracy against Paul. >Florence Pugh as Irulan Corrino, an ambitious politician and Paul’s wife.>Anya Taylor-Joy as Alia Atreides, a powerful seer and Paul’s sister.>Rebecca Ferguson as Lady Jessica, the Imperial advisor and Paul and Alia’s mother.>Josh Brolin as Gurney Helleck, the Imperial weapons master and Paul’s mentor.>Jason Momoa as Duncan Idaho, a clone of Paul’s mentor and friend created by Scytalle to manipulate Paul.
>>217017185>>217015889>two Statham slop movies in one yearWhat a cursed year
>Avengers: Doomsday (December 18, 2026)Directed by Joe & Anthony Russo.The Avengers join forces with the X-Men and the Fantastic Four to save the Multiverse from powerful despot Doctor Doom.>Robert Downey Jr. as Victor Von Doom / Doctor Doom.>Chris Hemsworth as Thor.>Anthony Mackie as Sam Wilson / Captain America.>Pedro Pascal as Reed Richards / Mister Fantastic.>Vanessa Kirby as Sue Storm / Invisible Woman.>Joseph Quinn as Johnny Storm / Human Torch.>Ebon Moss-Bachrach as Ben Grimm / The Thing.>Florence Pugh as Yelena Belova / Black Widow.>Sebastian Stan as James “Bucky” Barnes / Winter Soldier.>Wyatt Russell as John Walker / U.S. Agent.>David Harbour as Alexei Shostakov / Red Guardian.>Hannah John-Kamen as Ava Starr / Ghost.>Lewis Pullman as Bob Reynolds / Sentry.>Danny Ramirez as Joaquin Torres / Falcon.>Paul Rudd as Scott Lang / Ant-Man.>Letitia Wright as Shuri / Black Panther.>Simu Liu as Shang-Chi.>Winston Duke as M’Baku.>Tenoch Huerta as Namor.>Patrick Stewart as Charles Xavier / Professor X.>Ian McKellen as Erik Lensherr / Magneto. >James Marsden as Scott Summers / Cyclops.>Kelsey Grammer as Hank McCoy / Beast.>Channing Tatum as Remy LeBeau / Gambit.>Alan Cummings as Kurt Wagner / Nightcrawler.>Rebecca Romjin as Raven Darkholme / Mystique.>Tom Hiddleston as Loki.>Hayley Atwell as Peggy Carter.>Chris Evans as Steve Rogers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiMg566PREAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1clWprLC5Ak
>>217017383Are they ever going to stop remaking this?
>Werwulf (December 25, 2026)Directed by Robert Eggers.In 13th century England, a mysterious creature stalks a foggy countryside village.>Aaron Taylor-Johnson.>Lily-Rose Depp.>Willem Dafoe.>Ralph Ineson.
>>2170178662026 OW DOM / DOM / WW>Doomsday: 265/742/1,7B>Spider-Man: 210/593/ 1.4B>Mario 2: 120/450/1,2B>The Odyssey: 80/370/970M>Toy Story 5: 110/395/902M>Moana: 125/380/835M>Minions: 87/234/834M>Hunger Games/ 120/340/785M>Michael: 75/320/713M>Devil wears Prada 80/240/600>Dune 3: 60/240/580M>Jumanji: 20/95/375M>Wuthering Heights: 65/140/340M>Supergirl: 50/120/300M>Scream: 50/120/300M>Project Hail Mary: 40M/105/240M>Spielberg: 10/55/200M>Werewulf: 30/95/193M>Mando: 40/75/150M>28 years later 30/70/150M>Clayface: 20/60/90M>Violent Night 2 13/29/75M
>>217017496But
>>217017876It's a weird fucking shitloop where the movies are only being remade, supposedly, because of how popular the games are but that's not true and it's only because of how popular and profitable the Mila movies were but every attempt since is deliberately spitting at the legacy of those movies. They were profitable and well liked but because the executives at Sony think Reddit is a great repress of the real world, they think it had to be a carbon copy of the games which flopped in 2021 and now it's a Surf Dracula reboot which will just be a generic horror movie with the IP name slapped on the poster.
>>217017514I just want to stroke his perfect hair
>>217017929Pretty spot on although I sincerely doubt 28 Years Later will crack a 100m.
>>217017466So is this Les Grossman 2.0?
>>217017951What an odd post.
>>217016977>Jonah Hill has to fund and direct his own movies in order to be in moviessad
>>217017782>Is he back?Easing back into it, yeah. Ongoing talks for him to return for Pirates of the Caribbean too
>>217017844K I N O
Out of all this diarrhea, the Silent Hill movie is the only one worth a shit. Digger intrigues me but they haven’t shown a trailer.
>>217016255>>217016994this will be the biggest flop of 2026, somehow Maggie Gyllenhaal got 100m funding to direct it
>>217015793Wtf the last one just came out
>>217017929Verity will be between Dune 3 and Jumanji WW. Probably closer to Dune 3.
>>217017035>Yacoub
>>217017929Surely Digger can reach 100M WW, Birdman did it with Keaton
>>217015700>embark on a perilous journey across the decimated wasteland of Europe to find a new home.hmm
>>217017101Monica nude scene?
>>217015991hate this shit because reality is he just goes on a trip anot that he falls in love right after being left at the fucking altar
>>217016240>Sam Rechner as Ben, Tatum’s charming and devoted boyfriend.found ghostface
>>217016255WELL HELLOBEAUTIFUL
>>217016298>haha oops i killed your best friend and now im gonna fuck you and fuck your life up more teeheewomen
5 anne hathaway movies jesus christ I cynically hope this is the year people turn on her
>>217016401look at the pairing here a MUSEUM DIRECTOR and a bookstore clerk
>>217016417and dupree! but seriously that tagline writer deserves to be raped
>>217016667>leslie mann therapist mommy kino
>>217016667wait holy FUCK METHOD MAN AS THE ECONOMICS PROFESSOR LMAO
>>217016745>Jeremy Allen White as Rotta the Hutt, the son of Jabba the Hutt who has become an underground gladiator.pffffffft
>>217016897>drunk monke the movie i don’t give a shit about superheroslop i’ll watch for her alone
>>217017015>black helen pfffft
>>217017849more like BASED year beekeeper 2 dropping too!
>>217017891>Lily-Rose Depp.doing the vampire movie and then the werewolf movie, typecast or just uncreative?
>>217017819i didn’t know there was a 3
