All alone on New Year’s Eve? It’s ok buddy. Extra butter on the house
>>217015822Whoooa buddy! Now let’s get some subs to hit the butter goal. You like butter don’t you bish?
that's not butter
>>217015911>90% goyslop seed oil>10% fat guy sweatIt’s kind of like butter
Popcorn's pretty good on its own. You don't really need to put butter or whatever on it, Americans.
>>217015822h-he's fast!
I wanna try that. Popcorn here sucks
>>217016218Not really. It's too dry and bland without some sort of flavouring. t. caramel popcorn enjoyer
>>217015822bro ease up on the butter.
>>217015957lol
he's spilling 'buttered' popcorn back into the bin of fresh popcorn, if someone orders 'nonbuttered' he is fucking up their order.
>>217015822Where's Robert?
Do you think he has this by now?
>>217015911What, you don't like partially hydrogenised dairy alternative spray on your popcorn?
>>217015822I like this guy but it reminds me of those Japanese bartenders that make a giant show and dance of making a mixed drink.
>>217015822>Having a level 12 Cerealmancer on counter duty instead of having him down in the mines, using his skills to find dry and safe popcorn veins for the slavers to extract.What a waste.
>>217015911>>217015822 I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it's non-dairy.
>>217015822mirin' the slick moves desu
They executed his whole family for this
>>217015822damnnnn that white boy kinda cute tho...
They've upgraded to Northern Goshawks to enforce the no singles policy, bros
>>217015911You’re not butter.
>>217015882HE'S POPLESS
>>217015822The way he moves reminds me of these Disney animated movies, something unnatural about it.
