Mom, dad, please, watch my show
Literally, unironically imagine the smell
television and film is all about voyerurism.
What do girl's buttholes taste like /tv/?
>>217017041the original nepo babies
>>217017251Sour milk and sweet coins
>>217017041I’d eat a woman’s ass>if I was 60 foot tall and hungry
>>217017251bags of sand
>>217017251If they’re healthy, pheromones.
>>217017251Like shit
>>217017251Shithouse on a tuna boat.
>>217017041me on the left
>>217017041me on the right
Me in the middle (I'm a tapeworm!)
>>217017823Why are you in her vagina?
>>217017853>vagina L-O-L!
>>217017901You’re a virgin of you think that’s where your face is when eating ass
>finally lose my virginity>she has gross roast beef flapsHonestly, I'd rather still be a virgin.
>>217017041Is he really eating it though he's just rubbing it in his head. Also this had to be funny to make. There's behind the scene video of it. She is hot but also kind of odd like weird hot. She's in the m3gan movies and a new one called regretting you
>>217017251if they wipe and clean properly it doesn't taste like shit, that is unless you're sticking you tongue in deep, i generally focus on the outside of the asshole and have her push it out a bit to get a bigger surface area, I'm all about making out with her hole, 69ing with her ass on my face is heaven
>>217017935my wife has a weird vagina, she doesn't have outtie meat flaps or anything like that but its really wide (not the hole) and you can see a lot of the vagina at anytime but its still all contained inside her pussy, we just had a baby though and I haven't seen it in weeks
>>217017935>>217018185The roastie thing is a meme. It's a genetic lottery, some vaginas are just like that. My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can't see the labia. Yet my sister has always had a big labia, even when she was a virgin. Same as the "uncut dicks smell and taste weird" thing. I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who is uncut and only showers once a week, never smells and tastes fine.
>>217018263Based Alabamanon
>>217018263
>>217018263ha funny post my fren
I like doing that
>congrats anon, you got the role!>oh by the way, ana de armas whose ass you eat was busy and we had to recast with rosie o donnell
>>217017041
>>217017935>turned off by a vaginai have some news for u
>>217017935>voluntarily choosing to be a homosexualthe fucking state of /tv/
>>217017251
I dont like giving blowjobs, but I just want to eat pussy all day.
>>217017251what goes in comes out the other side, you should ask one and find out
>>217017041I remember after this aired how they described an elaborate filter from a swimsuit bottom the cut and they used so his face wasn't *actually* up in there, and it was so absurdthey clearly just shoved his face in there for a shot and moved on with the shoot
>>217018865Same. I don’t miss fucking, i dont even really miss dating. I just miss giving girls oral & anal.
>>217018859Look at him go!
Reminder this isn't the most humiliating thing that happened to her dad IRL
>>217017041Reminder that being attracted to your fertile daughter is not a bad thing.
>>217018032>She's in the m3gan movies and a new one called regretting youit's really weird seeing actresses suddenly playing moms of teenagers only a few years after playing characters meant to be college-age train wrecksit was borderline miscasting to have Aubrey Plaza play the mom of a teenager in the Child's Play remake when she still looked like she was in her 20s
>>217018910For some reason women get very offended when you ask about their buttholes.
>>217019058I mean, you do it after you've established a relationship, which of course will also probably immediately end after you ask to find out but if you really want to you have to live through these things.
>>217017302>originalzoomer moment
>>217019036Is that Brian Williams on the left?
if you think about it hot dogs and any other sort of processed meat has asshole in it so maybe all you need to enjoy it is a bit of salt and mustard
>>217017041She was impregnated by Uhtred son of Uhtred irl
>>217017251Tastless (unlike puss, which has a sweet taste to it). The real appeal behind ass eating is the forbidden aspect to it. I'm also an ass man so it's always a delight to shove my face between my wife's luscious ass cheeks
>>217017041>Umm i sprayed myself full of vanilla frosting flavoured perfume teehee so he doesn't have to smell itWhat a dumb fucking bitch
>>217017041I want to do this and then cum inside and watch her keep cooking while it drips out onto the tile
>>217018263they dont make baits like this one anymore...
>>217019499Iirc it was peach-scented
>>217017251Like the tastiest thing in the world if she's hot, like shit if she's ugly
>>217018263copy pasta...
>>217020511you just reminded me my step sister let out the most disgusting beefy/brussel sprout fart whilst I was back for christmas and I had to do a double check when I realised I was getting turned on by it
>>217018263hearty kek anon
>>217020821Women's farts smell worse than anyone's, that's why they're conditioned to avoid doing it in front of people. It's science
>>217018263Jej
>>217021017ya it was a bit like that old college humour video from years ago
>>217021017It's because they tend to eat "healthy", meaning a lot of vegetables like Broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage, Brussels sprouts, kale and leeks. Those produce incredibly stinky farts.Eggs, fatty meats and beans/legumes are usually what produces smelly farts in guys. Which is why body builders have the worst farts on Earth.
>>217018263You ruined it by adding taste you dumb newfag. Enjoy all these (you)s from redditors seal clapping at a recognizable meme.
>>217021463I lift and eat healthy and I almost never fart or burp. It's only when start having cheat days that happens
>Cause I’m lyin’ again>just like Brian Williams did>Ya I’m lyin’ again>just like Brian Williams diiiiiiiiiiiiid
>>217019529When I was trying to impregnate my wife I was fucking her as often as I could. Every night while she was cooking I'd lift up her nighty and power pump one into her real quick. I almost have a kitchen fetish or something because of it
Careful, I got a three day ban for posting this webm not too long ago.
>>217019205Fuck off nepo baby
>>217019744What a stupid bitch
>>217017312Anon...how old was she?
>>217017251Like sweaty skin
>>217017251like gut-worms. enjoy shiteater
>>217022779how do you know what gut worms taste like?
>>217022779Gay men have worms. Attractive women don’t because they generally don’t eat ass.
>>217017041Jew Lena Dunham made sure the White girl had to do the humiliating sex scene, and also made sure the boyfriend was a fellow Jew.
>>217017251It would taste like shit if she's gross/unhygienic, thankfully I have never been with such a woman. It tastes like sweaty skin and any lotion she might use, if she rubs in on her ass too. And when you're horned up it tastes like heaven. Not as good as pussy, but it's all there to eat.
>>217017251Either nothing (clean) or shit
>>217017041>>217018759Does this position even allow you to interact with the anus or vagina
>>217019452you're a poop mouth.
>>217022779>like gut worm eggsftfy
>>217023181Exclusively the anus.
>>217023085>shitimplying people know the taste of shit to begin with.You people are scatophiles.
>>217017041I seriously don't understand eating ass/rimming. I only first heard about a few years ago when I was about to graduate college from a few dudes and girl younger than me. Unless there's deliberate prep you must be licking a hairy shit stained asshole but they all made it sound normal and spontaneous. I was 24 and had never heard or it in my life. How did it become so much more normalized today?
>>217023221Licking assholes might be a good way to find out
>>217017041>>217017251Dont fall for the porn + ass eating + anal obsession combo. all roads lead to scat sooner or later. At one point the thought of my wifes butthole being dirty disgusted me but I was obsessed with her freshly cleaned asshole. Now I only want to lick her when shes dirty. Ive tongued out specs of toilet paper and I begin leaking out my tip. Its always a joy to find a little nugget to chew on. And when we do anal I demand she doesnt clean out or prep so that her shit smears get all over my dick. Its like a natural lubricant for anal. Im currently figuring out how I can ask her to take a poo on my chest, not joking. But im worried that will cross a line. I am a sick sick man
>>217023231Coom brain has truly infected the minds of the youth.
>>217023231No one does it without prep otherwise it literally tastes like shit-- which is gag inducing unless you're fucked up enough to develop a tolerance to it on purpose
>>217017251Like ass
>>217023272No you're just some sort of mentally ill freak.
>>217023231ass/shit eating is a traditional nigger/pajeet behavior that the jews have passed as normal through the jewish porn sites for the debasement of the western man.sad msc
>>217023221>You people are scatophiles.Speaking of which, I think Ninounini made the best scat movie this year.
>>217017203a clean ass should have nearly no smell, you fucking virgin piece of shit. fuck off.
>>217023221>implying people know the taste of shit to begin withI imagine it tasting much like it smells. I have no desire to confirm but it can't be that much of a leap.
>>217023181spot the fucking virgin, kek. Mostly the anus, you could touch the vagina, but not the clit
