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Why did she get pregnant by a retard?
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because she had AIDS and was used up by hippies and niggers.
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>>217019045
She was just as retarded as him. The movie just took place in a time period where a retarded chick that fucked for drugs could coast through life bouncing from white guy to white guy instead of getting fucked up by nogs like what would happen in the current day.
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>>217019045
I think she lied. Could be anyone's kid.
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>>217019045
ask yr mom for more insight
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It was definitely not Forrest's kid. She just knew she was dying and saw that her loyal dumb simp was now a millionaire
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>>217019045
how many abortions did she had before forest jr.?
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>>217019045
She fucked worse, much worse.
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>>217019045
How big do you think Gump came?
Borderline retard with insane discipline (probably never jerked off), ultra virgin who has sex with the girl of his dreams. I imagine he let out the loudest tard yell in history. So much so it spooked Jenny to leave in middle of night
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>>217019045
Bro she was a community bike for Black Panthers. Gump was her cleanest gig.
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>>217019109
>bouncing from white guy to white guy instead of getting fucked up by nogs like what would happen in the current day.

Lol nowadays you would just pay for her shit with no sex. She would just say your name twice a month and then you would come cope to television board on 4chan.
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>>217020168
THIS
no way that was her first child
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>>217019045
Two possibilities:

1) She knew he was rich, and would forever hold a candle for her no matter how shitty she treated him, so she showed up and let him put a “keep a nigga baby” in her, as Eddie Griffin put in the Chronic 2000 album, then took off, only cashing in on it when she knew her days were numbered, and would need someone to take care of her.

2) She’s lying though her teeth, and the kid isn’t Forrest’s, but she knows that his retarded ass would want it to be true so hard that he would never even question it.
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She had gotten run through for twenty years and her eternal simp had become rich.
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>>217020168
She was definitely well-acquainted with wire hangers.
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>>217019045
was the kid really forrest's?
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>>217019987
>fertile womb
infertile*
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>>217020640
#2 always made sense. FGump is "everyone cuks you + you will be happy" programming
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She was a dirty parasitic slut who was ultra selfish and manipulative. After being used and abused she comes crawling back to him to suck up his good will towards her before leaving again to go be a dirty parasitic slut.
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>>217019987
You have some disgusting fetishes anon. Fix yourself.
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>>217021244
Considering Forrest's absurdly dumb luck being the central theme of the entire movie, the whole "it wasn't his" theory doesn't fit at all and just reeks of impotent cynicism wanting to punish the whore and her low iq simp. Besides, the whore got her punishment already, she was patient zero of aids.
The kid was biologically his kid. They had sex and finished inside her. That's how babies are made. And she kept it because she felt obligated to.
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>>217021384
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>>217019045
>by a retard
more like by the love of her life
>urr durr but he was low iq
so what? he loved her
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>Kid turns out to be pretty smart
>Forrest sends him to a high quality private school
>Kid goes to UAB for a medical degree
>Starts wondering about genetics
>Secretly collects Forrest's DNA
>Not a match
>Joins 23 and Me
>No match
>A few years later the police contact him because several rape kits have DNA that are likely his biological father
Is a high IQ rapist father better than a potato Forrest father?
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>>217019045
I’ll let you in on a secret- Women strongly prefer dumb guys especially for LTRs. They’ll tolerate a smart dude but only if he’s wealthy as well
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>>217019045
>He unironically believes the kid is Gump's.
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>>217021488
Yeah this. It's entirely fitting too, lucky literal retard Forrest gets an actually intelligent child with the so called love of his life because oops he came inside her that one time.
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>>217021911
>hehehe... yeah he was a simp for the whore nigger lover so he gets to be a cuck and raise a child that isn't his! hahaha! reality stings doesn't it!?
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>>217020640
100% true that she lied, the kid ended up being one of the smartest in his class. No way that was Forrest's kid also not much of a resemblance between the two Forrests
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>>217019465
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>>217019045
>A. she was a whore
>B. she hit me, and
>C that wasn't my kid she was carrying.
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>>217021911
God Himself saved his figurative ass in 'nam and mother of all storms. The kid is from his borderline retarded seed.
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>oneitis finally comes back
>fucks and then leaves
>returns later with a bastard kid and aids
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>>217021488
>dumb luck
but said dumb luck also takes something like bubba, his mom, jenny, i believe is his kid but it wouldn't be odd if he wasnt
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>>217020294
>I imagine he let out the loudest tard yell in history.
fucking kek, my sides, retard orgasm should be one of the msot grotesgue shit ever, isn´t it?



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