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Anonymous

12/31/25(Wed)15:21:35 No.217019991

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Was Severus the ultimate incel?

Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)15:22:08 No.217019998

Anonymous 12/31/25(Wed)15:22:08 No.217019998

>>217019991
quintessential

Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)15:22:45 No.217020014

Anonymous 12/31/25(Wed)15:22:45 No.217020014

>>217019991
there's nothing incel about him

Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)15:22:57 No.217020020

Anonymous 12/31/25(Wed)15:22:57 No.217020020

>>217019991
He could've gotten laid if he wanted to. All kinds of dysgenic wizard dudes get pussy in HP. Mudblood fear practically ensures you a qt wizard waifu. Snape was the ultimate SIMP.

Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)15:23:38 No.217020029

Anonymous 12/31/25(Wed)15:23:38 No.217020029

>>217020020
Was he the ultimate SIMP or incel?

Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)15:25:51 No.217020064

Anonymous 12/31/25(Wed)15:25:51 No.217020064

>>217020029
Nigger I just posted that he was the ultimate SIMP instead of the ultimate incel. I used caps lock for EMPHASIS and everything.

Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)15:27:27 No.217020105

Anonymous 12/31/25(Wed)15:27:27 No.217020105

>>217019991
yes. dude was a fucking freak

the movies really fucked up by casting alan rickman. he was completely wrong for the role. him being a spy isn't much of a twist because he hasn't been a creepy loser like he was supposed to be

Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)15:28:03 No.217020117

Anonymous 12/31/25(Wed)15:28:03 No.217020117

>>217019991
Kind of he called Lily a mudblood and then cried about her not wanting him

Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)15:28:29 No.217020125

Anonymous 12/31/25(Wed)15:28:29 No.217020125

>>217019991
in addition to being a simp virgin

Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)15:29:46 No.217020155

Anonymous 12/31/25(Wed)15:29:46 No.217020155

>>217020029
He was the uber simp. Completely ruined his character.

Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)15:30:29 No.217020169

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>>217019991
Isn't that the question of the day?

Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)15:30:38 No.217020173

Anonymous 12/31/25(Wed)15:30:38 No.217020173

>>217020020
What's to stop a wizard from just conjuring up a fuck buddy? I mean they can just speak some words and create tangible animals out of nothing

Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)16:09:04 No.217020926

Anonymous 12/31/25(Wed)16:09:04 No.217020926

>>217019991
he was a potion master, he could fuck anyone he wanted. polyjuice, love potion, luck potion... etc.

Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)16:11:26 No.217020977

Anonymous 12/31/25(Wed)16:11:26 No.217020977

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>Was Severus the ultimate incel?

Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)16:58:15 No.217021806

Anonymous 12/31/25(Wed)16:58:15 No.217021806

>>217019991
Dude could get laid if he wanted. Lily would have probably fucked him if he wasn't an autistic retard.
He never got over his dead oneitis so he ended up dying a virgin.

Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)17:06:21 No.217021931

Anonymous 12/31/25(Wed)17:06:21 No.217021931

Women/sọys don't even know what "incel" stands for.

Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)17:08:05 No.217021968

Anonymous 12/31/25(Wed)17:08:05 No.217021968

>>217021931
JKR doesn't know what plot stands up for

Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)17:14:54 No.217022099

Anonymous 12/31/25(Wed)17:14:54 No.217022099

>>217020020
Most likely Voldemort threw some Death Eater groupies at him back in the early days as a recruitment strategy. Might even got in on the Bellatrix gangbangs.