What local tail does to a mofo
>>217021035That witch pussy must've been fire.
>>217021035It makes more sense when you realize sailors go months without seeing a woman and there was no porno back then
>>217021389>months without seeing a woman
>>217021389Imagine 4 to 6 months of no sex or.masturbation and suddenly this tropical goddess sucks out months of pent up frustration. And post nutshe does it again and again. And while you're hypersensitive and your balls ache she jumps on you and rides you until you nut clear water.
>>217021035Most I’d do is mouth/tiddy stuff>tfw this has happened irl and I will never tell anyone outside of my imaginary internet friends on /tv/
>>217021035>Calypso, the queen of the sirens of ancient Greek lore, is a Jamaican voodoo bitchThis is the ONLY thing I don't like about the POTC trilogy. The whole thing reeked oe a giant "fuck you" to White history and culture.
>>217021490I'm pretty sure sailors were avid masturbators
>>217021546Chill the fuck out kyle she was a fun meme character
>>217021490>4 to 6 months of no sexI literally cannot imagine this. How would one stay alive?
>>217021570fuck you FUCK YOU
>>217021564WHERE the fuck would you even masterbate on a cramped ship?
>>217021435Not even pictures. They didn't have cameras. Or smartphones.
>>217021564>>217021570The rum undoubtedly helped, that and the lice and scurvy
>>217021546>Greek lore>whitelmao, ''whites'' were living in mud huts and raping their offspring while Italians and Greeks were inventing western society.
>>217021570They knew what awaited them at the other shore.
>>217021035Three 7s
>>217021791four fours
>>217021570Lmao are you really asking that question on 4chan?
sexooooooooo
>>217021767Imagine her sweaty bum covered in coconut oil submitting before you and you seeing her sultry hot box awaiting your yeast ushering a bread in her oven
>>217021332You know he defo pissed fire after hittin that
>>217021546This. They race swapped her for some ugly monkey
