>here's to another lousy year
Posdibly my all time favorite show
>>217022532You been drinking anon?
>Fry's life was considered comically bad in Y2K
>>217022325>3>>217022657>>217022532>>217022557I'm about to start.When this show came out I was 18, and I was suprised that Fry was 26 and a total loser, so it gave me hope I could turn my life around. Yeah that didn't go so well.
>>217022325that'd be a fucking compliment i would not reserve to such a shitty fucking year
>30 years old why are you still single anon?>mfw
>>217023748Who are you quoting, bot-kun?
>>217022325>pizza >beer >nice view >getting paid >not having to interact with normalniggers Fry had the best new years situation
I.C. Sneeder?
>>217022325>icy weiner
>>217023748>Let friends know on NYE that fiance and I are planning on adopting a dog mid-2026 and trying to conceive at the end of the year>WHAT?! that's INSANE! we're ZOOMERS!my guy i'm fucking 31 years old it's not that shocking. i don't understand where the bar is these days.
>>217023788Being alone on new year's without a bunch of friends and a woman to kiss and fuck absolutely sucks cock. If you've ever had that even once in your life, missing out on it will make you feel like a turd.
>>217022532nigger
new year's eve is just the most depressing holiday to pass alone... you start to ponder, just what the fuck have I done all this year? jack shit, that's the answer
Happy New Year britbongs, portugese and icelanders!
>>217023907And whos fault is it you wasted all your free time being terminally online AHAHAHAHA
>>217023878We kiss and fuck all the friends, ok maaaaybe the women but definitely our bros. Maaaaaybe one woman gets a smooch on the cheek, a quick one. For tradition but around here we’re plowing man’s butt
>>217023907Bro i literally got fired two days before Christmas at a job I had been working at last year. You’d think that I did something heinous to deserve it even though I was on good terms with everyone(except the two nigger bosses who I suspect hated white people) but no, their reasoning was tardiness. I always like to be optimistic but shit like this just makes me consider giving up.
>>217023907I've always thought New Years is depressing, whether I spend it alone or with family or friends or a gf. It's always kind of a downer idk
>>217025744Even my most fun new year’s was going to a club with my cousin and her boyfriend then realizing it was a couple’s thing they were doing. I didn’t really know anyone so I just drank
>>217023907Who cares I’m just going to sleep like any other day
>>217023878meh i have done that before and i feel fibe watching my nieces instead
>>217022325THAT'S NOT WHAT HE SAYS
