Cock Cohesion Confirmed Compromised
>>217024103He lost his cock.Even if he didn't he still can't get that boy up.Why do you think he wanted them to pull the plug?
Phallus projection (in 2026)?
Penile percentage plummeted perilously
>>217024103He looks like an English talk show host.
Tallywhacker Timbre tumbles tumultuously
>>217024103Shlong state?
>>217024103Sperm shooter point of location?
CUT MY COCK INTO PIECESTHIS IS MY WANG'S REPORT
Carbon Cock Creation Completed
>>217024103there's just no way you walk away from something like that cock intact
>>217024103Endgame deleted scene confirmed for Doomsday?
FLOPPINESS FRACTURE FIELD FAILING
Hog Hypothesis?
>>217024103Shredded member
>>217024103I heard Hulk Hogan willed his giant hog to Renner but the mortician embalmed him before the radical addadicktome surgery could go down. Another dickless year for Jeremy.
Oh yeah? Well then explain this!
>>217026890She fished it out of the snowbank and sucked it like a cocksicle.
Rod Report?
>>217024165Shattered, tattered
>>217024103Direct Dick Damage has been Discovered. Distressful!
>>217027153Rusted.
>According to a 2023 article in Vanity Fair, Renner first told the paramedic, "My life is over. I'm fucked. Black Widow's going to leave me."[213] According to the report, Renner exploded into an angry tirade when the paramedic would not allow him to dig his severed penis out of the snow. In what Vanity Fair was later told was an attempt at suicide by cop,[213] Renner said to the arresting officer, "Fucking snowplows... the snowplows are responsible for all the wars in the world. Are you a snowplow?"[214][215] When asked for a shlong status, Renner's only reply was "Cocksicle." [216]Jesus Christ
Dong debriefing?